Disaster Movie.....0% at Rotten Tomatoes.

0%!

To quote MAILER_DAEMON, "It's the Gigli of this year, except no one thought it would be interesting." :lol:

Holy crap.

How can something fail that bad?

Holy crap.

How can something fail that bad?

The_Ish

When your not even good at your "job"

But that's like 50% more than it deserves!Tuky06

:lol: I'd love to see a movie get a negative score!

Good, now hopefully these abominations dubbed 'entertainment' will never be made again. Unlikely, but this is a good way to show decline in interest...super_mario_128

Nobody gives two craps about actual public opinion. They look at the sales and use that to determine the public opinion.

[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Good, now hopefully these abominations dubbed 'entertainment' will never be made again. Unlikely, but this is a good way to show decline in interest...Video_Game_King

Nobody gives two craps about actual public opinion. They look at the sales and use that to determine the public opinion.

Mmm, the fact people will see the movie and find it hilarious is sad in itself. :|

Here:

http://www.efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=17521&reviewer=389

is quite a good review I just read...

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

[QUOTE="super_mario_128"]Good, now hopefully these abominations dubbed 'entertainment' will never be made again. Unlikely, but this is a good way to show decline in interest...super_mario_128

Nobody gives two craps about actual public opinion. They look at the sales and use that to determine the public opinion.

Mmm, the fact people will see the movie and find it hilarious is sad in itself. :|

Here:

http://www.efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=17521&reviewer=389

is quite a good review I just read...

I stopped reading when it said it was this generation's Meet the Spartans, even though the damn movie came out earlier this year, not 40 years ago.

Even the directors have 0% :lol:

Here and Here

0%!

To quote MAILER_DAEMON, "It's the Gigli of this year, except no one thought it would be interesting." :lol:

JustPlainLucas

Now, it's time for the consumer to respond in kind and not watch this garbage on either big nor small screen. At least, if you want to watch it to see how bad things can get, buy a ticket to another movie and then sneak into this one, because they don't deserve your money.

Ooh... so much for a private IM conversation. >_> :PMAILER_DAEMON

I stopped reading when it said it was this generation's Meet the Spartans, even though the damn movie came out earlier this year, not 40 years ago.

Video_Game_King

I missed that part; found it now that you pointed it out though. I read this quote and found the rest to be quite some win:

"Alas, it took the film perhaps nine seconds to strip away all of the goodwill that I had brought into the screening and replace it with the sense that I was witnessing not just one of the worst movies ever made but one of the worst things ever created by human hands--the kind of sexist, racist, homophobic and humor-free craptacular that is so ugly, unpleasant and devoid of laughs that the notion of releasing a film with such a title on the third anniversary of Hurricane Katrina is actually one of the least offensive things about it."

... :lol: ... :shock: ... :|

:lol: not surprising at all.

Too bad it won't affect them from making another awful movie. As long as they get a decent box office like around 10 million, they will still make more.

lol the funny thing is that in 6 months there will be a new one lmaoFUBAR24

It's already been announced....Sci-Fi Movie. :roll:

I wonder how many gags will actually *be* from Sci-Fi movies? 2? 3?

[QUOTE="FUBAR24"]lol the funny thing is that in 6 months there will be a new one lmaoNeoyamaneko

It's already been announced....Sci-Fi Movie. :roll:

I wonder how many gags will actually *be* from Sci-Fi movies? 2? 3?

Depends if any Sci-Fi movies come out in the next couple months. Is Babylon AD a Sci-Fi movie? If it is, there's one!

Next time check how many reviews there are..

Most haven't even been added.

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

I stopped reading when it said it was this generation's Meet the Spartans, even though the damn movie came out earlier this year, not 40 years ago.

super_mario_128

I missed that part; found it now that you pointed it out though. I read this quote and found the rest to be quite some win:

"Alas, it took the film perhaps nine seconds to strip away all of the goodwill that I had brought into the screening and replace it with the sense that I was witnessing not just one of the worst movies ever made but one of the worst things ever created by human hands--the kind of sexist, racist, homophobic and humor-free craptacular that is so ugly, unpleasant and devoid of laughs that the notion of releasing a film with such a title on the third anniversary of Hurricane Katrina is actually one of the least offensive things about it."

... :lol: ... :shock: ... :|

Yes, this is all a horrible plague on humanity. We must join forces in order to defeat the bastards responsible for this! I have a theory that Sephiroth is making these movies so he knows he is stupid enough to kill and send to the Lifestream, strengthening it for when he absorbs it when Meteor comes. JOIN ME!!!

[QUOTE="Tuky06"]But that's like 50% more than it deserves!JustPlainLucas

:lol: I'd love to see a movie get a negative score!

When will people learn not to watch this crap? :|

Bring good movie spoofs back, like Airplane and Spaceballs. :x

Next time check how many reviews there are..

Most haven't even been added.

sammyjenkis898

with fire i say!!!

[QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]

Next time check how many reviews there are..

Most haven't even been added.

mastershake575

Seriously. Talking about hoping against hope. Like the next 10 - 15 reviews are going to be glowing and put it at the 50% level :roll:

3 words: Ain't. Gonna. Happen.

When will people learn not to watch this crap? :|

Bring good movie spoofs back, like Airplane and Spaceballs. :x

the_foreign_guy

Those guys who made Shawn Of The Dead and Hot Fuzz still have one movie left in their "blood and chocolate" trilogy... >.>zakkro

Woot! Can't wait...but I want those guys to make more. :cry:

[QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]

When will people learn not to watch this crap? :|

Bring good movie spoofs back, like Airplane and Spaceballs. :x

zakkro

cant wait, we need edger wright now...

Spaceballs

the_foreign_guy

Next time check how many reviews there are..

Most haven't even been added.

sammyjenkis898

I did... and what's your point?

When will people learn not to watch this crap? :|

Bring good movie spoofs back, like Airplane and Spaceballs. :x

the_foreign_guy

Now if only the boxoffice take could be 0%.Travo_basic

Unfortunately, there are too many idiots. "Oooh, they's a makin' fun of that thar Juno. That's funny, that's real funny. Oh lookie, and now they's a makin' fun of them Iron Man feller. I like this." I'm beginning to doubt Darwin's thoughts on natural selection.