Does anyone know any good riddles?

I'm not sure if these are called riddles, but this is an example. (it's pretty old)

If a rooster lays an egg ontop ofa roof that meets at an end eg. /\ , which side would it roll off to?

Answer: Roosters can't lay eggs. (I think that's how it goes)

If you know any good ones, post them!

whats black and white and red all over?

whats black and white and red all over?

adv_tr00per

Do you want riddles or jokes? Also how low do you want to go?

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whats black and white and red all over?

Saturos3091

Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?

Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?

RunnersNation

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Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?

marluxia101

The advice is "Then just finish your vegetables".

If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, a white house is made out of white bricks then what is a green house made out of?

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Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?

RunnersNation

The advice is "Then just finish your vegetables".

If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, a white house is made out of white bricks then what is a green house made out of?

Colin1192

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If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, a white house is made out of white bricks then what is a green house made out of?

blackngold29

Damn you and your wit :P

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?

muller39

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?

muller39

yes the cowboys horses name is Friday. Way to go everyone! ill do another

You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it? and dont say thats what she said lol

If you have 27 stones and all of them look exactly the same but one weighs slightly less than the others and all you have is a balance, what is the fewest amount of weighings it takes to find that stone, and what is the process?

I'll give the answer in a little bit. ;)

yes the cowboys horses name is Friday. Way to go everyone! ill do another

You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it? and dont say thats what she said lol

muller39

yes the cowboys horses name is Friday. Way to go everyone! ill do another

You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it? and dont say thats what she said lol

muller39

Wee wee?

If you have 27 stones and all of them look exactly the same but one weighs slightly less than the others and all you have is a balance, what is the fewest amount of weighings it takes to find that stone, and what is the process?

I'll give the answer in a little bit. ;)

nintendofreak_2

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yes the cowboys horses name is Friday. Way to go everyone! ill do another

You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it? and dont say thats what she said lol

[QUOTE="nintendofreak_2"]

If you have 27 stones and all of them look exactly the same but one weighs slightly less than the others and all you have is a balance, what is the fewest amount of weighings it takes to find that stone, and what is the process?

I'll give the answer in a little bit. ;)

blackngold29

If you have 27 stones and all of them look exactly the same but one weighs slightly less than the others and all you have is a balance, what is the fewest amount of weighings it takes to find that stone, and what is the process?

I'll give the answer in a little bit. ;)

nintendofreak_2

6 i think, you place half of the stones on each removing the half that does not include the lighter stone (you can find this out with simple algebra). markop2003

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yes the cowboys horses name is Friday. Way to go everyone! ill do another

You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it? and dont say thats what she said lol

muller39

[QUOTE="muller39"][QUOTE="marluxia101"] thats what he said:P...but umm air?

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[QUOTE="muller39"] thats what he said lol nice. its not air but fairly closemuller39

A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.

Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?

[QUOTE="markop2003"]6 i think, you place half of the stones on each removing the half that does not include the lighter stone (you can find this out with simple algebra). nintendofreak_2

A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.

Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?

muller39

A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.

Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?

Sorry calculated wrongly, should be 5 :)markop2003

What you do is divide the 27 into 3 groups of 9. You place one group on one side of the balance and another group on the opposite end. If the balance moves one way, you take the group that weighed less. If the balance was level, you know that the group that was not used has the stone.

Now you take whichever group that had the stone and divide it into 3 groups of 3 and place 2 of the groups on balance like before. If the balance goes one way, you know which group on the balance has the stone, and if it stays you know the unused group has it. Now you have 3 choices.

For your third and final use of the balance, you place one stone on one side and another on the other. If the balance tilts, you have your stone on the elevated side, and if it stays balanced, the unused stone is the lighter stone.

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A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.

Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?

muller39

A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.

Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?

muller39

His wife had multiple personality disorder? :P

A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.

Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?

A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.

Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?

a dog enters a forest that is 4 miles wide.

How far in can it run?

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?

a man lives in a 20 story apartment building on the top floor. every morning he gets out of bed gets ready for work, gets in the elevator goes to the bottom floor catches the bus to work. Then in the afternoon he catches the bus home gets in the elevator rides it to the 4th floor then walks the stairwell the rest of the way. Why?

a dog enters a forest that is 4 miles wide.

How far in can it run?

motorstormhater

2 miles?

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?

muller39

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a dog enters a forest that is 4 miles wide.

How far in can it run?

FlyingArmbar

2 miles?

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?