Most of us have been caught pleasuring ourselves...

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#1 teh_619
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..but the question is...what would YOU if you caught your son/daugther masturbating??

I'd freak out and close the door immediately, then the next day I'd act like nothing happened...

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#2 Faylette
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I'd quickly apologize and close the door.

Now getting caught doing the nasty, THAT'S fun.

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#3 arab_prince
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I would leave them, and make fun of them for it for the rest of their lives :)
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#5 shaza91
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I've never been caught :|

My ninja skills are too quick...(waits for somebody to joke about quickness)

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#6 forgetwatyahear
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I've never been caught :|

My ninja skills are too quick...(waits for somebody to joke about quickness)

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ROFL that was classic.
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#7 Official_Nimbus
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I'd join in the fun.
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#8 martialbullet
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Um...what? lol So you've been caught doing the "thing"?

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#9 bbkd3b
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"Son, you keep doing that and you're gonna go blind!!!!" -Father

"Yeah, I'm over here, Dad." -Son

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#10 Frattracide
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Like this cat.

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#12 teh_619
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Um...what? lol So you've been caught doing the "thing"?

martialbullet

God was it awkward!!! :cry:

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#13 Film-Guy
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I would laugh hysterically then walk away.
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#14 DJ-Lafleur
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I probably just stare at him/her for a little then just slowly shut the door and back away...:|
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#15 iwokojance
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I would laugh hysterically then walk away.Film-Guy

Yeah, I would laugh and make light of it. I've caught housemates doing it on a couple of different occasions in the past. What can you say when you walk in on something like that? You just gotta laugh at that kind of stuff.

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#16 notconspiracy
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I actually have never been caught "pleasuring" myself
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Iv never been caught.
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#18 GTA3_Darkel
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[QUOTE="martialbullet"]

Um...what? lol So you've been caught doing the "thing"?

teh_619

God was it awkward!!! :cry:

Well it's only natural, just close the door next time if you do it I guess. e-e

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#19 Thiago26792
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I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.
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#20 bloodling
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Never got caught and never will catch anyone. I am respectful and knock before opening a door.
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#21 Faylette
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I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.Thiago26792

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

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#22 Canuck3000
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Well I wouldnt kick the door down and see if they are, so if just give them privacy they should have, I wouldn't

>_>
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#23 martialbullet
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locks were made for a reason:D
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#24 Thiago26792
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[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.Faylette

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

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#25 martialbullet
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[QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.Thiago26792

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

God told you not to do that?

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#26 hagadorn
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Ive never been caught, not that i know of anyway but when i went to France with my school my friend took a picture of one of the dorms randomly as we walked past and when he developed it there was a guy sat on his bed knocking one out into a baseball cap. That one went round the school for months, he never lived it down.
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#27 Thiago26792
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[QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.martialbullet

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

God told you not to do that?

It is prohibited by the Bible didn't you know that?

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#28 teh_619
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[QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.Thiago26792

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

God gave you a penis Use it. Don't over-use it though!! >_>

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#29 wemhim
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So uhhh...Do you guys live in some totalitarian lock hating country?
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#30 Canuck3000
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[QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.Thiago26792

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

Oh come on, I'm sorry, but come on.

You do know it's healthy right?
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#31 notconspiracy
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[QUOTE="martialbullet"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.Thiago26792

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

God told you not to do that?

It is prohibited by the Bible didn't you know that?

where?
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#32 hagadorn
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So uhhh...Do you guys live in some totalitarian lock hating country?wemhim

i dunno about anywhere else but im pretty sure that most bedroom doors in britain dont have locks on them.

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#33 Heydanbud92
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[QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.martialbullet

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

God told you not to do that?

Ever heard of the bible? Or are you just mocking his religion?

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#34 Frattracide
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[QUOTE="martialbullet"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.Thiago26792

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

God told you not to do that?

It is prohibited by the Bible didn't you know that?

What? Were does it say that?

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#35 Thiago26792
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[QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.Canuck3000

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

Oh come on, I'm sorry, but come on.

You do know it's healthy right?

How can it be healthy?

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#36 Faylette
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[QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.Thiago26792

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

Um, yeah.

So do I. :|

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#37 wemhim
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[QUOTE="Canuck3000"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.Thiago26792

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

Oh come on, I'm sorry, but come on.

You do know it's healthy right?

How can it be healthy?

It helps create new sperm and it also is beneficial to your emotional health.
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#38 wemhim
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[QUOTE="wemhim"]So uhhh...Do you guys live in some totalitarian lock hating country?hagadorn

i dunno about anywhere else but im pretty sure that most bedroom doors in britain dont have locks on them.

Oh...That's lame.
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#39 Canuck3000
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[QUOTE="Canuck3000"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.Thiago26792

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

Oh come on, I'm sorry, but come on.

You do know it's healthy right?

How can it be healthy?

I'm not going into it, as well I'm not an expert on it >_>

But if you know anything about your body or sex...You should know it.

It "cleans" you out. I'm not kidding. It's said you should do it once or twice a week.
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#40 Faylette
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How can it be healthy?Thiago26792

Personally, frequent masturbation helped me gain comfort with my genitals and sexuality. I believe this had an extremely positive effect on healthy communication with my sexual partner.

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#41 notconspiracy
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[QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Canuck3000"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.wemhim

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

Oh come on, I'm sorry, but come on.

You do know it's healthy right?

How can it be healthy?

It helps create new sperm and it also is beneficial to your emotional health.

and regular ejaculation can help to prevent prostate cancer
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#42 shaza91
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Wow :lol:

The posts in this thread spiked as soon as the word "God" was used.

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#43 hagadorn
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[QUOTE="Canuck3000"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.Thiago26792

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

Oh come on, I'm sorry, but come on.

You do know it's healthy right?

How can it be healthy?

it releases testosterone which builds up as you go through puberty and can cause you to become agressive and the like and also it will stop you balls from exploding sex wee all over you bed while you sleep.

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[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Canuck3000"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.notconspiracy

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

Oh come on, I'm sorry, but come on.

You do know it's healthy right?

How can it be healthy?

It helps create new sperm and it also is beneficial to your emotional health.

and regular ejaculation can help to prevent prostate cancer

Oh yeah, that's one of the biggest ones I've heard of, I shouldn't have missed that.
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#45 Strider212
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*Sighs*

The topics on this forum get more and more ridiculous every day.

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#46 Canuck3000
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*Sighs*

The topics on this forum get more and more ridiculous every day.

Strider212
Oh, go play with your Wii some more

>_>
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#47 Dracargen
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I've never been caught, and I've done it in an open hallway in the middle of my house several times.

If I caught my son doing it, I'd make sure he wasn't looking at guys and then leave.:|

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#48 Frattracide
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[QUOTE="Canuck3000"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.Thiago26792

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

Oh come on, I'm sorry, but come on.

You do know it's healthy right?

How can it be healthy?

Linkity

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#49 Lab392
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[QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="martialbullet"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Faylette"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]I personally consider it a bad habit, so I would explain that to him. I'm 15, I don't do such thing and I'm not ashamed of it.notconspiracy

Why do you think it's a bad habit? Just wondering.

Because I do believe in God...

God told you not to do that?

It is prohibited by the Bible didn't you know that?

where?

You're not really supposed to lust after anyone (other than your wife) which is extremely hard to do even if you don't...um...yeah.

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#50 Strider212
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[QUOTE="Strider212"]

*Sighs*

The topics on this forum get more and more ridiculous every day.

Canuck3000

Oh, go play with your Wii some more

>_>

Haha, I see what you did there...