Most of us have been caught pleasuring ourselves...

I'd probably pretend it never happened.

I've never been caught..

But i always knock.

this one time i think i caught my friend's sister doing it. i walked past her room and as i walked by i caught a glimpse of her quickly pulling up her pants. I just kept walking.

[QUOTE="Strider212"]

*Sighs*

The topics on this forum get more and more ridiculous every day.

Canuck3000

:lol:... That's why they should have kept it as "Nintendo revolution" :P

People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingDracargen

Some people just don't have the self-control to wait that long.

People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingDracargen

I've never been caught..

But i always knock.

this one time i think i caught my friend's sister doing it. i walked past her room and as i walked by i caught a glimpse of her quickly pulling up her pants. I just kept walking.

AAllxxjjnn

You are my hero.

People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingDracargen

yeah but where is the fun in that and its a lot more embarasing to have your parents clean man juice off of your bed sheets that to flush a tissue down the toilet really, and its not the same as masturbating as its merely a test run of you testicle just to see if they are still working, it doesnt get rid of testosterone and stuff

How can "god" be against this?

When you die, all your cells die, and god isn't "offended" by this...

It's your body, not god's.

People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingDracargen

Exactly. God didn't give us genitals for us to use them to pleasure ourselves. By nature, we aren't suposed to do such thing, but with so much porn and sex everywhere, many ones decide to do it and they even invent good things about it, which I find ridiculous.

[QUOTE="Dracargen"]People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingwemhim

You only waited a month?

The first wet dream a man has is usually between the ages of 16 and 18, so it takes a while, but it's really all that's necessary. . .your body makes new sperm every two days.

[QUOTE="Dracargen"]People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingThiago26792

Exactly. God didn't give us genitals for us to use them to pleasure ourselves. By nature, we aren't suposed to do such thing, but with so much porn and sex everywhere, many ones decide to do it and they even invent good things about it, which I find ridiculous.

I wish this forum had an applaud button, because you would have just earnt one.

[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Dracargen"]People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingDracargen

You only waited a month?

The first wet dream a man has is usually between the ages of 16 and 18, so it takes a while, but it's really all that's necessary. . .your body makes new sperm every two days.

[QUOTE="Dracargen"]People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingThiago26792

Exactly. God didn't give us genitals for us to use them to pleasure ourselves. By nature, we aren't suposed to do such thing, but with so much porn and sex everywhere, many ones decide to do it and they even invent good things about it, which I find ridiculous.

Yeah but the bible and God also tell you not to use your genitals til marriage despite saying go forth and multiply. I don't use the excuse of God to justify not doing certain things. Masturbation is something people have done and always will do, for many years. Surely the fact that it can be done means God put it there to be done... unless you are saying God made a mistake?

Anyway, I personally think during your teenage years it can be good for you. Once you get older and have a sexual partner however, I fail to see the point.

EDITED for terrible grammar

[QUOTE="Dracargen"]

[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Dracargen"]People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingwemhim

You only waited a month?

The first wet dream a man has is usually between the ages of 16 and 18, so it takes a while, but it's really all that's necessary. . .your body makes new sperm every two days.

:lol:

Well, you've had one more than me.;) I used to be completely addicted to masturbating . .I would literally go six-ten times a day. But I managed to cut it down to one-three a day.

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]

[QUOTE="Dracargen"]People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingSamwel_X

Exactly. God didn't give us genitals for us to use them to pleasure ourselves. By nature, we aren't suposed to do such thing, but with so much porn and sex everywhere, many ones decide to do it and they even invent good things about it, which I find ridiculous.

Yeah but the bible and God also tells you not to use your genitals til marriage despite saying go forth an multiply.

Um, multiply *during marriage*. :|

By nature, we aren't suposed to do such thing

Thiago26792

Who told you that, mrs nature?

Is my friend's dog going to hell because it's having fun with a teddy bear?

well, gladly i have never been caught jacking it off, ive been caught though like 3 times i fall asleep and dont lock, so ppl enter and theres me asleep and theres tv porn lol, i just say it wasnt when i was watching...

aanyway, if i caught my SON well, i would just make sure he isnt watching guys, i would then buy him a pr0n magazine!

but i would make fun of him and laugh all the time... i mean, picture it the face he would have omfg LMAO

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]

[QUOTE="Dracargen"]People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingSamwel_X

Exactly. God didn't give us genitals for us to use them to pleasure ourselves. By nature, we aren't suposed to do such thing, but with so much porn and sex everywhere, many ones decide to do it and they even invent good things about it, which I find ridiculous.

Yeah but the bible and God also tells you not to use your genitals til marriage despite saying go forth an multiply.

By saying go forth and multiply, it means that you must marry and have children. It doesn't mean that you must have sex with every single women you can.

[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Dracargen"]

[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Dracargen"]People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingDracargen

You only waited a month?

The first wet dream a man has is usually between the ages of 16 and 18, so it takes a while, but it's really all that's necessary. . .your body makes new sperm every two days.

:lol:

Well, you've had one more than me.;) I used to be completely addicted to masturbating . .I would literally go six-ten times a day. But I managed to cut it down to one-three a day.

LOLz my friend was trying to see how many he could do in one day, he managed 14 in the end. He said he felt sore after though. And i find that if your in a sexual relationship, even if your not actually having full on intercourse you do it less if at all but after it builds back up again to at least every other day, well for me anyway.

[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Dracargen"]

[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Dracargen"]People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingDracargen

You only waited a month?

The first wet dream a man has is usually between the ages of 16 and 18, so it takes a while, but it's really all that's necessary. . .your body makes new sperm every two days.

:lol:

Well, you've had one more than me.;) I used to be completely addicted to masturbating . .I would literally go six-ten times a day. But I managed to cut it down to one-three a day.

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]

By nature, we aren't suposed to do such thing

bloodling

Who told you that, mrs nature?

Is my friend's dog going to hell because it's having fun with a teddy bear?

He is an animal, animals can't be sinners.

Wet dreams don't happen to me, so I go ahead and masturbate :D

10 times a day?! :? looks like someone had a long term relationship with rosey palms lolpoomonger613

Hence the word "addicted."

Wet dreams don't happen to me, so I go ahead and masturbate :D

The_Ish

They don't happen because you masturbate and release your sperm.

By saying go forth and multiply, it means that you must marry and have children. It doesn't mean that you must have sex with every single women you can.

Thiago26792

Firstly check my edited post...

Secondly

Humans by nature are much like animals though, they live to breed and further their species. I don't see the point in having a service in a church to allow you to breed like the animals you are.

[QUOTE="The_Ish"]

Wet dreams don't happen to me, so I go ahead and masturbate :D

Thiago26792

They don't happen because you masturbate and release your sperm.

I am dubious of that.

[QUOTE="bloodling"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"]

By nature, we aren't suposed to do such thing

Thiago26792

Who told you that, mrs nature?

Is my friend's dog going to hell because it's having fun with a teddy bear?

He is an animal, animals can't be sinners.

We are animals of the human kind.

[QUOTE="Samwel_X"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"]

[QUOTE="Dracargen"]People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingThiago26792

Exactly. God didn't give us genitals for us to use them to pleasure ourselves. By nature, we aren't suposed to do such thing, but with so much porn and sex everywhere, many ones decide to do it and they even invent good things about it, which I find ridiculous.

Yeah but the bible and God also tells you not to use your genitals til marriage despite saying go forth an multiply.

By saying go forth and multiply, it means that you must marry and have children. It doesn't mean that you must have sex with every single women you can.

why should we have to get married before sex? its not as if any other animal does and besides seeing as most people's first time is really bad why would you want that on your wedding night? it would kinda spoil the mood.

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]

By saying go forth and multiply, it means that you must marry and have children. It doesn't mean that you must have sex with every single women you can.

Samwel_X

Firstly check my edited post...

Secondly

Humans by nature are much like animals though, they live to breed and further their species. I don't see the point in having a service in a church to allow you to breed like the animals you are.

Do you actually believe in God? Because if you are atheist you can have your own view of this.

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Samwel_X"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"]

[QUOTE="Dracargen"]People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatinghagadorn

Exactly. God didn't give us genitals for us to use them to pleasure ourselves. By nature, we aren't suposed to do such thing, but with so much porn and sex everywhere, many ones decide to do it and they even invent good things about it, which I find ridiculous.

Yeah but the bible and God also tells you not to use your genitals til marriage despite saying go forth an multiply.

By saying go forth and multiply, it means that you must marry and have children. It doesn't mean that you must have sex with every single women you can.

why should we have to get married before sex? its not as if any other animal does and besides seeing as most people's first time is really bad why would you want that on your wedding night? it would kinda spoil the mood.

We are animals by nature, but God doesn't consider us animals.

[QUOTE="Samwel_X"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"]

By saying go forth and multiply, it means that you must marry and have children. It doesn't mean that you must have sex with every single women you can.

Thiago26792

Firstly check my edited post...

Secondly

Humans by nature are much like animals though, they live to breed and further their species. I don't see the point in having a service in a church to allow you to breed like the animals you are.

Do you actually believe in God? Because if you are atheist you can have your own view of this.

Where in the bible did god say whacking off is bad?

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Samwel_X"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"]

By saying go forth and multiply, it means that you must marry and have children. It doesn't mean that you must have sex with every single women you can.

Frattracide

Firstly check my edited post...

Secondly

Humans by nature are much like animals though, they live to breed and further their species. I don't see the point in having a service in a church to allow you to breed like the animals you are.

Do you actually believe in God? Because if you are atheist you can have your own view of this.

Where in the bible did god say whacking off is bad?

I don't know the exact chapter, but I'm sure it says so.

..but the question is...what would YOU if you caught your son/daugther masturbating??

I'd freak out and close the door immediately, then the next day I'd act like nothing happened...

teh_619

Exactly. Out of empathy I wouldn't want to embarrass them just like I myself wouldn't want to be embarrased.

in the bible a man (forget the name) "spilled his seed upon the Earth" and God struck him down.TheSystemLord1

So god kills you for satisfying an urge he gave you? That's a little demented.

I've never been caught, and I've done it in an open hallway in the middle of my house several times.

If I caught my son doing it, I'd make sure he wasn't looking at guys and then leave.:|

Dracargen

To the topic: I've never been caught by my parents or family. lol. I may have been caught by others.

[QUOTE="The_Ish"]

Wet dreams don't happen to me, so I go ahead and masturbate :D

Thiago26792

They don't happen because you masturbate and release your sperm.

Just did some checking, and found out that your claim is utter BS.

Even if there was a correlation, neither causes the other.

So god kills you for satisfying an urge he gave you? That's a little demented.

Frattracide

That's true. It really is an urge sometimes.

[QUOTE="TheSystemLord1"]in the bible a man (forget the name) "spilled his seed upon the Earth" and God struck him down.Frattracide

So god kills you for satisfying an urge he gave you? That's a little demented.

With anyone but the woman you marry...I guess the answer to that is yes...

[QUOTE="Frattracide"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Samwel_X"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"]

By saying go forth and multiply, it means that you must marry and have children. It doesn't mean that you must have sex with every single women you can.

Thiago26792

Firstly check my edited post...

Secondly

Humans by nature are much like animals though, they live to breed and further their species. I don't see the point in having a service in a church to allow you to breed like the animals you are.

Do you actually believe in God? Because if you are atheist you can have your own view of this.

Where in the bible did god say whacking off is bad?

I don't know the exact chapter, but I'm sure it says so.

I'm pretty sure it doesn't. I'm fairly familiar with the bible and I even tried to find it using "google" and turned up squat.

[QUOTE="Dracargen"]People! If you don't masturbate your body will eventually "refresh" itself with a wet dream. There is no requirement for masturbatingwemhim

in the bible a man (forget the name) "spilled his seed upon the Earth" and God struck him down.TheSystemLord1

Onan refused to impregnate his deceased brother's (I believe) wife, thus pulling out and spilling his seed. He was punished for disobeying God's order to impregnate the woman.

I don't see the connection to masturbation.

[QUOTE="TheSystemLord1"]in the bible a man (forget the name) "spilled his seed upon the Earth" and God struck him down.Frattracide

So god kills you for satisfying an urge he gave you? That's a little demented.

He gave us genitals to use them for other things.

[QUOTE="Frattracide"]

[QUOTE="TheSystemLord1"]in the bible a man (forget the name) "spilled his seed upon the Earth" and God struck him down.TheSystemLord1

So god kills you for satisfying an urge he gave you? That's a little demented.

With anyone but the woman you marry...I guess the answer to that is yes...

Not everyone is married... Some people will remain single their whole life. What about them? Heck, they're all going to hell.

[QUOTE="TheSystemLord1"]in the bible a man (forget the name) "spilled his seed upon the Earth" and God struck him down.Faylette

Onan refused to impregnate his deceased brother's (I believe) wife, thus pulling out and spilling his seed. He was punished for disobeying God's order to impregnate the woman.

I don't see the connection to masturbation.

The fact that I didn't remember the name should have told u how well I remember the story.