Most of us have been caught pleasuring ourselves...

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#251 xhellcatx
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Never got caught and never will catch anyone. I am respectful and knock before opening a door.bloodling
Hm. It didnt work. I try agains. *coughs* I said.... Same here, its common manners to knock before entering, However ive been caught doin the other thing, but thats a risk you take when you do it outdoors OR in a room where the door doesnt lock and your boyfriends roommate is nosey. woot.
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#252 smokeydabear076
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I've never been caught. As for the topic... I don't know how I would react... I don't want to think about it a whole lot either.
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#253 xhellcatx
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[QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Frattracide"][QUOTE="Thiago26792"][QUOTE="Frattracide"]

[QUOTE="Thiago26792"]For any of you that still don't believe it is prohibited by the bible, you can just ask it to a religious person like a father. It is considered a sin.DarkNinja08

Its not in there. If it was, I would have found it via almighty google.

Maybe because it refers to it in an indirect way. But I'm sure it is a sin.

I used an indirect search technique. I didn't look for verbatim verses, I used queries like "The bible says masturbation is a sin"

When I was going to get confirmed as catholic, a father gave us a paper that said many sins so you could see if you had committed some of those. There it said: "commit acts of impure masturbation So, I'm sure it is a sin. Period.

Just to clear things up, somene I know once daringly asked our R.E teacher about this, to which this teacher said that even Catholic priests are allowed to masturbate by the church

Must not be Roman Catholic, cause it is a sin according to the Roman Catholics. Sex is used for procreation. Self pleasure is a sin. Also contraceptives are a sin according to the RC's, including but not limited to condoms.
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#254 Dreams-Visions
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lol what is wrong with this thread.
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#255 Dracargen
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Must not be Roman Catholic, cause it is a sin according to the Roman Catholics. Sex is used for procreation. Self pleasure is a sin. Also contraceptives are a sin according to the RC's, including but not limited to condoms. xhellcatx

I can't for the life of me understand that one. The pill I can understand, but condoms? All contraceptives? Why are those sins in the RCC?

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#256 smokeydabear076
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lol what is wrong with this thread.Dreams-Visions
Everything.:|
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#257 go_commando_92
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that's what the shed is for ;)

lol

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#258 Lonelynight
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[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]Must not be Roman Catholic, cause it is a sin according to the Roman Catholics. Sex is used for procreation. Self pleasure is a sin. Also contraceptives are a sin according to the RC's, including but not limited to condoms. Dracargen

I can't for the life of me understand that one. The pill I can understand, but condoms? All contraceptives? Why are those sins in the RCC?

Sometimes I feel as if that Catholics are reading a different Bible from mine

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#259 Lonelynight
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[QUOTE="Dreams-Visions"]lol what is wrong with this thread.smokeydabear076
Everything.:|

Nonsense, nothing is wrong ;)

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#260 xhellcatx
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[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]Must not be Roman Catholic, cause it is a sin according to the Roman Catholics. Sex is used for procreation. Self pleasure is a sin. Also contraceptives are a sin according to the RC's, including but not limited to condoms. Dracargen

I can't for the life of me understand that one. The pill I can understand, but condoms? All contraceptives? Why are those sins in the RCC?

Cause apparently its stopping the natural process that God created. *Shrugs* I didnt create the rules heh (or follow them for that matter).
[QUOTE="Dracargen"]

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]Must not be Roman Catholic, cause it is a sin according to the Roman Catholics. Sex is used for procreation. Self pleasure is a sin. Also contraceptives are a sin according to the RC's, including but not limited to condoms. Lonelynight

I can't for the life of me understand that one. The pill I can understand, but condoms? All contraceptives? Why are those sins in the RCC?

Sometimes I feel as if that Catholics are reading a different Bible from mine

Chances are they are. There are a few different versions of the Bible out there.
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#261 Jak_28
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"Wolfgang, stop whacking it and come down for dinner."HessenKnight

lol

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#262 Dracargen
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Chances are they are. There are a few different versions of the Bible out there. xhellcatx

Yes, but unless you mean the feminist Bible, they are never drastically edited to say something that is fundamentally different from the original manuscripts. As far as I know, there isn't a Bible that says "Condoms are bad."

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#263 Alter_Echo
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I caught my little brother with a vacum one time. years of fun at his expense were the result.
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#264 spawnassasin
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act like nothing happened and then the next day ask

"so whos the lucky one you were thinking about":P

but all in all i would say act like nothing happened and give him/her "The Talk"

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#265 ShinyPinkRobots
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"Son, you keep doing that and you're gonna go blind!!!!" -Father

"Yeah, I'm over here, Dad." -Son

bbkd3b

Haha, Thats a classic

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#266 Quadrifoglio
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This thread is epic! :lol:

I would probably just say "excuse me" and walk away. I would probably make fun of him too, though. :P