Everyone in this thread has been ignoring a very important issue.
Barack Obama's name.
No, not his middle name, but his first name. Particularly, the spelling of his first name. All throughout this crapshoot of an election have I seen voters, Liberal and Conservative alike, spell it "Barrack."
No more.
This is a barrack:
![](http://www.remember.org/camps/birkenau/images/bir-mens-barrack-01a.jpg)
A building for soldiers, especially when in garrison. Commonly in the plural, originally meaning temporary huts, but now usually applied to a permanent structure or set of buildings.
You sleep in a barrack. A barrack is not running for president.
This is a Barack:
![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/Palinka.jpg)
Pronounced "BUH-ruhtsk", is a type of Hungarian brandy (Pálinka) made of (or flavored with) apricots.
You drink a Barack. While this particular booze is refreshing and could make a damn fine president of America, it is unfortunately unable to run a campaign, due to being a native of Hungary.
This is another Barack:
![](http://whoisbarackobama.name/who-is-barack-obama.jpg)
The junior United States Senator from Illinois and presidential nominee of the Democratic Party in the 2008 United States presidential election.
You vote for this Barack. This is the one you guys are talking about. "B-A-R-A-C-K." Barack Obama.
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