Why do you hate twilight?

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#201 MuddVader
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[QUOTE="MuddVader"]

[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]

I am sorry, but getting people back into reading is completely outweighed by the downright dangerous messages the book sends to young girls.

Oh yeah, true love is having sex where the girl has her bones broken and passes out. Oh yeah, if a guy leaves you hurt yourself to the point of near death because that will get him back. Don't mind if he is cold and abusive, just stick with it because you can unluck his nice fluffy side!!!

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When the hell did they have sex?
He loved her anyways, he left because he thought it was dangerous for her to be with them, Vampires, because recently before he left one of his brothers went nuts when she cut her finger and almost killerd her, so the family left for Bella's safety, and edward just made it seem as though he didnt love her anymore but really well he was gone he ached for her just as much as she hurt for him.
She does dangerous things not because that will bring him back but because when she does dangerous things in the book, she hears his voice, and that gave her some hope for life, thats how much she loved him, she just wanted to hear him one more time, it had nothing to do with that she though he was going to come back because she did stupid things.
You should really read the ****in books before you talk **** about them...


No... he doesnt, he thinks shes dead and he is going to kill himself because he had told her that he wouldnt live without her. Yes thats still not a great message but you need to get your facts straight before you start talking about how you dont like something.

Maybe thats later in the 3rd book, or in the 4th, i dont know, but its not meant like that. The Werewolves, when they see their soul mates they are eternaly attatched to that person essentialy. So hes not attracted to the baby or anything, just he feels through his instinct thatthat child will be his soul mate whenshe grows up.

ooh man, i would love to argue, but i havent gotten that far.... thanks for ruining it for meD=

But really, you should "Read the books", not read an overview...tell everyone that you havent read the books personaly and your opinions will be void anyways.So i'm done.

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#202 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="MuddVader"]You know, the parts with the gunfire and the gang bangers and the occasional murders.MuddVader

I dunno why, but I lol'd.

Because you may not know what it feels like to worry for your families lives when gunfire goes off outside your house..

cool story, bro now calm down, it'll be okay
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#203 bsman00
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[QUOTE="bsman00"]They are vampires who play baseball....i find this tardedJandurin
of all the problems in twilight, you're focusing on the fact that the vampires like to play a game?

It suprised me and i found it very dumb.... then i stopped watching the movie
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#204 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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I lol'd so hard during the movie when they started playing :lol:Deihjan
me too :P I still thought it was relatively cool, though.
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#205 Deihjan
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*blablabla, fanboy rant*MuddVader
It's really a shame, tho, you'd be desireable if you didn't like the twilight-series... And look up the ED article about Twilight, that's basically how I feel about the series.... Oh, and, Renesmee and Jacob are so *less than three* NOT!
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#206 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Hell, as a guy I have spent most my life shaking off these incredibly retarded, unrealistic ideas of what relationships were based on what I had seen from Hollywood. Knowing the reality has finally made me ready to have a very good relationship...

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i dunno, i saw my parents, and then i saw hollywood's version of parents, and i knew that not a damned single thing could be trusted if it was on a tv
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#207 LostProphetFLCL
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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]

[QUOTE="MuddVader"]
When the hell did they have sex?
He loved her anyways, he left because he thought it was dangerous for her to be with them, Vampires, because recently before he left one of his brothers went nuts when she cut her finger and almost killerd her, so the family left for Bella's safety, and edward just made it seem as though he didnt love her anymore but really well he was gone he ached for her just as much as she hurt for him.
She does dangerous things not because that will bring him back but because when she does dangerous things in the book, she hears his voice, and that gave her some hope for life, thats how much she loved him, she just wanted to hear him one more time, it had nothing to do with that she though he was going to come back because she did stupid things.
You should really read the ****in books before you talk **** about them...

MuddVader


No... he doesnt, he thinks shes dead and he is going to kill himself because he had told her that he wouldnt live without her. Yes thats still not a great message but you need to get your facts straight before you start talking about how you dont like something.

Maybe thats later in the 3rd book, or in the 4th, i dont know, but its not meant like that. The Werewolves, when they see their soul mates they are eternaly attatched to that person essentialy. So hes not attracted to the baby or anything, just he feels through his instinct thatthat child will be his soul mate whenshe grows up.

ooh man, i would love to argue, but i havent gotten that far.... thanks for ruining it for meD=

But really, you should "Read the books", not read an overview...tell everyone that you havent read the books personaly and your opinions will be void anyways.So i'm done.

If I am going to take time reading, I gotta read "Odd Hours" before anything. It is the 4th book in my all-time fav book series that I have yet to read.

Yeah I understand the imprint thing, but it is still creepy....

And no, an overview at the least is enough for me to criticize the general story and the particular overview made a point of bringing up the more screwed up elements of the books. Sure I can't say anything about the writing or character developement (granted I hear both elements are severely lacking) but it isn't like anything I said is made up. It is in the books and those elements are just messed up.....

And I am sorry, but just in general can we end with this storybook romance crap? They are such lame and shallow relationships it drives me crazy. Real relationships (at least the good ones) are so much more interesting and deep.

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#208 certifieddata
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Can't say I "Hate" it, as I've never read the book nor have I seen the movie, but nothing about it has interested me.

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#209 LostProphetFLCL
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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]

Hell, as a guy I have spent most my life shaking off these incredibly retarded, unrealistic ideas of what relationships were based on what I had seen from Hollywood. Knowing the reality has finally made me ready to have a very good relationship...

Jandurin

i dunno, i saw my parents, and then i saw hollywood's version of parents, and i knew that not a damned single thing could be trusted if it was on a tv

Considering I have seen relationships do nothing but crumble, I was kinda screwed either way....

Thankfully, I am very confident I got it right. You gotta make some compromises and occaissionally fight for the relationship. A good relationship will come somewhat easy but even the best relationships will have bad moments and what really matter is whether or not both parties are willing to come back and patch things up when the smoke clears.

Oh and yeah, the nice guy won't just get the girl. He's gotta be good enough in bed or theres absolutely no reason for the girl to keep him as a BF rather than just a friend.

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#210 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Oh and yeah, the nice guy won't just get the girl. He's gotta be good enough in bed or theres absolutely no reason for the girl to keep him as a BF rather than just a friend.

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good in bed and a good sense of humor
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#211 MuddRessurected
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[QUOTE="MuddVader"]*blablabla, fanboy rant*Deihjan
It's really a shame, tho, you'd be desireable if you didn't like the twilight-series... And look up the ED article about Twilight, that's basically how I feel about the series.... Oh, and, Renesmee and Jacob are so *less than three* NOT!

You got me supended lol, thanks =D
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#213 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="MuddVader"]*blablabla, fanboy rant*MuddRessurected
It's really a shame, tho, you'd be desireable if you didn't like the twilight-series... And look up the ED article about Twilight, that's basically how I feel about the series.... Oh, and, Renesmee and Jacob are so *less than three* NOT!

You got me supended lol, thanks =D

dude, suspension dodging? Now you'll be banned :P. FOREVER oh noeS!
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#214 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="MuddVader"]*blablabla, fanboy rant*MuddRessurected
It's really a shame, tho, you'd be desireable if you didn't like the twilight-series... And look up the ED article about Twilight, that's basically how I feel about the series.... Oh, and, Renesmee and Jacob are so *less than three* NOT!

You got me supended lol, thanks =D

Why did I? I never did anything. Why would I report someone who I have fun bashing? :3
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#215 Nifty_Shark
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Don't care to see it or read it. I think it's lame how so many people pick on it. It's just a movie/book for pre-teens and teen girls. Big deal.

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#216 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Why did I? I never did anything. Why would I report someone who I have fun bashing? :3Deihjan
he must've been suspended for something he responded with?
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#217 deactivated-59d151f079814
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I would rather see some books on the realm "World of Darkness" I believe its called.. The one where Vampire the Masquerades takes place, is far more interesting.
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#218 raven_squad
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Don't care to see it or read it. I think it's lame how so many people pick on it. It's just a movie/book for pre-teens and teen girls. Big deal.

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Exactly. Finally someone reasonable.
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#219 MAILER_DAEMON
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Where did MuddVader go? I need to bash his love for Stephenie Meyer some more to feel complete :3Deihjan
Might wanna lay off of the bashing a bit....

Mudd, don't blame others for what you say and do. And... don't dodge a suspension. It's not what I would call a smart thing.

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#220 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]Where did MuddVader go? I need to bash his love for Stephenie Meyer some more to feel complete :3MAILER_DAEMON
Might wanna lay off of the bashing a bit.... Mudd, don't blame others for what you say and do. And... don't dodge a suspension.

Why must you always take away the toys? Is this why I can never have anything nice? D:
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#221 MAILER_DAEMON
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[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"][QUOTE="Deihjan"]Where did MuddVader go? I need to bash his love for Stephenie Meyer some more to feel complete :3Deihjan
Might wanna lay off of the bashing a bit.... Mudd, don't blame others for what you say and do. And... don't dodge a suspension.

Why must you always take away the toys? Is this why I can never have anything nice? D:

There's no sense slinging mudd while a guy's down... now go play with your SIXAXIS, and I'll continue ignoring my sister when she says I need to see Twilight because the movie was amazing. -_-

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#222 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"][QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]Might wanna lay off of the bashing a bit.... Mudd, don't blame others for what you say and do. And... don't dodge a suspension.

Why must you always take away the toys? Is this why I can never have anything nice? D:

There's no sense slinging mudd while a guy's down... now go play with your SIXAXIS!

Butbutbut :cry: I wanna bash twiliiiiiiiiight.. It's not fair, it'snotfaaaaaaaaaair
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#223 Teenaged
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I never watched it! :D

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#224 Brainkiller05
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I watched the movie earlier, was pretty good :)
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#225 MAILER_DAEMON
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"][QUOTE="Deihjan"] Why must you always take away the toys? Is this why I can never have anything nice? D:

There's no sense slinging mudd while a guy's down... now go play with your SIXAXIS!

Butbutbut :cry: I wanna bash twiliiiiiiiiight.. It's not fair, it'snotfaaaaaaaaaair

*hands over a 1/100000000000000000000-scale model of the moon* Here, bash this.
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#226 LostProphetFLCL
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[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]

Oh and yeah, the nice guy won't just get the girl. He's gotta be good enough in bed or theres absolutely no reason for the girl to keep him as a BF rather than just a friend.

Jandurin

good in bed and a good sense of humor

Pretty much.

Theres alot more a guy can offer (that I have:P) that will give him even more of an edge, but those two are essential.

I was in a discussion with the girl I am currently trying to date and she had flat out put, if your bad in bed you can be the nicest guy in the world and she's still going to dump you.

Talk about no pressure as I am a virgin and shes not:?

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#227 Got_to_go
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What the hell happened to this thread?

Oh well. Everybody say hello to Mr. Freeze.

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#228 ithilgore2006
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Where to begin?

- Purple prose everywhere, terrible writing

- Teaches some truly awful lessons to girls

- Flat characters, including a toroughly unlikable lead, and an even more unlikable love interest

- Lifeless "romance", if it could even be called that

- No plot

- Obvious self insert of author, and wish fufillment galore

- Obnoxious fanbase

- Crap film adaption

Did I miss anything?

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#229 bluezy
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Well, I have no real interest in a vampire love story that appeals to pre-teen girls, as I am not a pre-teen girl.
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#230 teh_619
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Does the sparkling deal symbolizes anything? I mean...it's ok they play baseball...but..sparkling?!
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#231 teh_619
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Where to begin?

- Purple prose everywhere, terrible writing

- Teaches some truly awful lessons to girls

- Flat characters, including a toroughly unlikable lead, and an even more unlikable love interest

- Lifeless "romance", if it could even be called that

- No plot

- Obvious self insert of author, and wish fufillment galore

- Obnoxious fanbase

- Crap film adaption

Did I miss anything?

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The sparkle...>_>
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#232 Staszy
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because everyone loves it and its not good
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#233 VivaKatimari
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What the hell happened to this thread?

Oh well. Everybody say hello to Mr. Freeze.

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#234 DJ-Lafleur
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I've never read Twilight or watched the movie, because it does not interest me at all, since I do not fit the audience the book tries to reach.