Sonic RPG 5: Indefinitely Detained

Dem: Lets get back to where we last tested, we can go from there.

Dem heads for that location
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@Soniczero: We can at least do some challenges, maybe run into someone else later.

As they run through multiple hallways, Eugene notices several men running around in a frantic manner. Whatever Jade has done, it's significant. "So..what? This Kain guy...he's your boss or something?"

"C" rolls his eyes. "Kain is Kain, now shutup and keep moving." They stop at a brown door with strange markings etched on the edges. The man turns to them. "Here, better hope he's in a good mood." He presses a button on the side, a click is heard. "Hey Kain, we're in some big trouble here, we need to talk to you." Silence. "Kain?"

Eugene taps the man's shoulder. "Hey, maybe he isn't here, let's just find the thing some other way." The man shakes his head.

"No, Kain is ALWAYS available, this is really bad. 'C'?"

"C" Steps back a bit, then motions for the others to get behind him. His weapon charges, and distills a massive beam. It crackles against the door, and blows it open. They both run in, leaving Eugene outside.

"Huh...chance to run...Oh what the hell?" He walks in the room.

"Hey guys, kinda left me out there...hello?"

The men are completely still, they are in utter shock. Eugene looks over, there is a man sitting at the desk, but his head is to the table. He doesn't need to look more to know what happened, Kain was dead.

The A.I is heard. "Oh. I am so-rry, did you need to s-peak with him? I am a-fraid that he will be....un-a-vail-a-ble for the rest of your lives. I a-po-lo-gize for the in-con-vi-nience, but with the se-cur-i-ty sys-tem down, I could not help but take this ad-van-ta-geous cir-cum-stance. How-e-ver, It is a-par-ent to me that you will not be nee-ded for fur-ther tes-ting, so please en-joy your slow and pain-ful deaths. Good-bye."

The floor begins to glow, as some sort of goo fills from the other side, and the door slowly closes. The man finds himself stuck in the goo, and steam begins to rise from his feet, his height begins to slowly decrease. He screams. Eugene watches as the goo begins to move towards his position. He and "C" run out the door, the man is still screaming as he slowly disintegrates. Eugene can't stand the site, he pulls out his pistol and shoots him in the head. The door closes, and everything is silent.

"Maybe next time you guys will learn to actually PAY ATTENTION to what is going on..."

Err... isn't that a bit of character controll?haga11111

Dem: Liquid metal has to have a weakness. Bullets won't work and I doubt my chaos shot will work. I don't want to use my best moves just yet. I have a plan.

Dem fires an extremly hot fireball at one of the robots. The shot melts some of the machines but not enough to cause any major damage.

Dem: We have to melt them into nothing, find you hottest attack and use it.
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I remember T2, I know how to beat them.

Dem:Let me try something,FURY FIRE!!!

A large cylinder of fire comes out of Dem's hands. The fire resembles Chaos Cannon (but obvisously made of fire). He singes the circuitry of the liquid robots as they melt into harmless blobs.

Dem: I never expected to be able to do that.
"Is that one of your best moves?"
Dem: What the..? I thought you were done for.
"Of course not."
Dem: Then what did those generators do?
"You aid-ed me. You have been a good friend."
Dem: Huh? I am not your friend, I really want you dead.
"So do I, aren't we best pals."
Dem: You are VERY confusing right now.
"I do not mean to con-fuse, just to thank you for destroy-ing the security gen-er-ators."
Dem: Does that mean we can escape?
"No, those were security prevent-ing me from helping my friends."
Dem: Why does that seemingly normal comment seem like a bad thing?
"I have said too much. You can refuel o-ver there."

Abarrel comes up with fuel. Dem scans it and detects it to be the perfect blend with no harmful chemicals.
Dem: Why are you doing this?
"I am your friend, Good-bye."
Dem drains the remaining bit of flame fuel he has left and sceptically refuels with the much better blend.

Dem: So Magna, what do you think is going on? I never expected it to survive,let aloneconsiderus friends.

Crimson motions for Babylon and Blitz to stop as he hears a clink nearby, and moments later smoke starts to fill the room. "You two better find cover."

since BLITZ is my little brother we have decided to alternate posts, which means I can post about Blitz, and BLITZcan post about Babylon.

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Babylon and Blitzbegin walking forward inside the maze,when crimson tells them to stop. suddenly smoke begins to rise. they look for a place to take cover, but the smoke didnt let them see through. it suddenly cleared as, snake like robotic figure pops up from nowhewre. Babylon draws in his blade, but is knocked aside by the robot. Blitz then consentrates some power into his hands and draws in an electric blade. Babylon gets up and, as if synchronized, they both take a step back swing their blades backwards, then hurl them both at the snake robot.

the blades fly through the air striking the robot, then fly back striking a second time. the robot falls shakes them gets up once more.

Eddie's little excitement is cut short when he sees someone coming through the door. He quickly hides in one of the corridors and sees that a scientist is only checking on the servers.

Eddie: (thinks) Great. I hope this guy doesn't find me.

A.I.: You mean us.

Eddie: (thinks) Wait. You know what I'm thinking?

A.I.: Yes. Remember, this device can read your brain patterns. So, that info is sent to me.

Eddie: (thinks) I see. Can you find an exit from this place?

A.I.: Besides that door you can go through the air ducts again.

Eddie looks up and sees that there's one above them. He leaps up to it and is careful to remove it and place it back after he enters it.

Eddie: (thinks) Now what?

A map is shown of their position, and a light blinks on a nearby area.

A.I.: That's where we need to go. Once we're there, I'll explain what we need to do.

Eddie: Got it.

Eugene turns to "C". "Well....what now?"

"The hell should I know?"

"Considering that you're the only one here who actually has a CHANCE of knowing what to do next....."

"Let's get something straight. I'm here because I'm useful, efficient, and I don't ask questions. I don't KNOW anything because I don't WANT to know anything. So long as I get paid, I could care less."

Eugene speaks with a monotonic, sarcastic voice. "Yes, and that's really paid off for you..."

"C" just rolls his eyes. He points to a door down the corridor. "Since we're both in this together, I guess it doesn't matter that I tell you about that room."

Eugene raises his eyebrows. "Oh?"

"That's one of the stations we use to monitor Jade's activities. Why don't you go in their and see if you can actually DO something."

"Well, coming from 'Mr. Efficiency who has yet to actually do anything useful', I will."

"C" growls, but ignores the comment. They begin to walk towards the door.

"You know, a bunch of your 'comrades' just died, and yet you're not really showing much sympathy here, what, do they pack you on so many roids that you can't feel emotion now?"

"C" laughs. "First off, only weaklings use steroids, so why don't you take a few? Secondly, I don't really care about them."

"So kind of you to say in your dead friends name."

"C" starts to get annoyed. "Ah hell with it, they're dead anyway." Eugene looks confused. "Look, I don't actually belong here, alright? I've just been sent by....someone else to find out about this place. It's taken me a long time, but it looks like that I'll never be able to get what I wanted now."

"I find it hard to believe that YOU are some sort of covert spy...."

"That's why I have yet to be detected..."

Eugene looks up for a second. "Huh....I guess I didn't think of that."

They reach the door. "Well, I guess we just go in and see if there are more death-traps waiting for us."

"C" nods. They open the door, and walk in.

Dem: Digital world? Too perfect for us. Our anti-malware programs came become our fighting allies here. What do I have? AVG?, useless. SWDoctor?, good, but not much of a fighter. Xsoft?, cheetahs are not known for fighting. Oh well, I'll send them all out anyways.

A doctor, cheetah, and a sheild appear. The doctor turns into Doctor Mario, the cheetah turns into a sabre-tooth tiger, the sheild grows a body and becaomes a Spartan Warrior.
SWDoctor: Let's a-go
XSoft: -Roar-
AVG: This is SPARTA!!!!!
Dem: Unleash anything you have Magna, we need all the help we can get. Wait, I have a plan.

Dem tries to establish radio contact with Cyber. He getsa slight signal, just enough for his plan. He pulls Cyber into the battle ground.
CS: Where am I?
Dem: A digital world, we need help, though you are still where ever you were, physically.
CS: Good to know.
Dem: Help us defeat these androids and what not and I will let you go, you will be useless in the digital world once we are done here.
CS: Fine, who are they? -he motions toward the Anti-virus programs-
Dem: Allies, that is all you need to know.
SWDoctor: It's-a me, Mario.
Dem: Magna, send out what you have and lets get this party started.
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Since Cyber isn't physically there, I don't think I am breaking a rule.

Magna checks his files. "Hm, what do I have...what the? What's Halo 3 doing on my hard-drive? Damn Platinum, he must be using me as a system to hook up to our T.V. Oh well." He uploads it, and unleashes Master Chief and Arbiter. "They are tough enough, they could help. Now then, what else do we have? Oh this will be fun!" He unleashes another program, and out comes Godzilla. "Oh yeah, now we're in business!" Master Chief chuckles. "This is what we're facing?" Arbiter scoffs. "They are no tougher than a Grunt. Come Spartan, let us end them." Chief pulls out his Assault Rifle with a Gravity Hammer on his back, and Arbiter pulls out an Energy Sword. Arbiter jumps from one Magna android to the next, and staves them in the head with his sword. Master Chief jumps on one of the bigger liquid metal androids, and drops a Melta Grenade inside him, which explodes with fire, burning it. Godzilla swings his tail around, smacking a big chunk of the androids, while melting the liquid metal ones with his fire breath. Magna laughs. "This is too easy."

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Considering even Godzilla is here, it's safe to assume that there's a HUGE army facing us. Sorry about the 3rd party characters, but when Doctor Mario got added, I couldn't resist.

Dem: Nice. Anything you want to contribute Cyber?
CS: I have a few. Thankfully, when I was captured they used me to hide their games in.

A Warcraft 3 Tauren Cheiftan (lvl 10 of course)and some Q3: Arena bots appear. The Q3 bots are all weilding the BFG, railgun, Rocket Launcher, and Gauntlet.
CS: Now then, shall we get involved?
Dem: I assume you are right, lets getto fighitng.

Dem and his programs, plus Cyber and his programs all charge the large army of robots. Jade deposits some viruses and malware to join in the fight. The battle consumed so much memory and processor speed, everyone was moving erradically (like a Counter-Strike server with severe lag).

Dem concetrated on the weaker robots. His chaos shot tore them up. Cyber just went into ball form and started enemies. The Spartan joined the Arbiter in the violent slashing of enemies as the Tiger viciously tore at the viruses. Doctor Mario fought like he is in Samsh Bros stamina match. The Tauren sliced up the bad guys while the Q3 bots joined Master Cheif and started blasting the robots.
The scene looked like a Gundam battle (lots of explosions, most of which are in the background).

Everyone was fighting ferociously. Godzilla was tearing androids apart with ease. He focused mainly on the liquid metal androids. Master Cheif tried something funny by slapping a plasma grenade on a Magna android and kicked him into a bunch of Metal Sonic androids, causing the whole group to explode. "Ha! They are stupid. I did the same thing to a Grunt when I kicked him into those Brutes and Hunters." Arbiter kept slashing with his energy sword. "Very good Spartan, but the battle is only beginning." The other Spartan was confused while hacking and slashing, as he and the Cheif are both called Spartans. Doctor Mario was shoving pills into the androids mouth, or at least a mouth he made, and the pills exploded their insides. Magna stared confused. "Exploding pills? That seems scientifically impossible. How do everyday pills spontaneously explode like that?" Doctor Mario chuckled. "You've never seen-a my world before have-a you?" "And why do you say everything with an a at the end?" Magna looks at Dem and Cyber. "This guy is weird."

Dem mixed it up a bit with some fireballs. He noticed his fuel didn't drain in the digital world, but his energy did. He switch to fireballs exclusivly. They didn't do as much damage, but they did their job. Cyber continued to bounce around and through the robots.

The Q3 Bots strafed and jumped like they were on Nightmare diffuculty. A random bot appeared. It had a username, fatality (FYI, He is suppossed to be unkillable in Quake anything, let alone beatable). The new bot tore through the androids like a madman.
Fatality: Weird bots, where'd you DL them?
Dem: We didn't.
Fataility: How'd you get them?
Dem: They aren't ours. We are just fighting them.
CS: Less talk, more killing.

The large robot from the generator room appears, but he has brought clones of himself (23 to be exact). They start PWNing the Q3 bots. The Bots respwan with only the machine gun. The Spartan takes one out with his spear and charges at another. he is knocked away. he gets up quickly and pauses, trying to come up witha better plan. He leaves the big ones to the others and attacks the smaller ones. he tears through them like Persians.

Doctor Mario unleashes the Mario Finale, horizontally. It clears a large group of the robots. The Sabre-Tooth Tiger blindly charges at the large robots and is quickly knocked away.

Dem: fatality, help me get rid of those giants. Cyber, you help as well.
CS: Roger that.
Fatality: Why, I am getting major frags?
CS: They pose a threat, the others don't.
Fatality: Ok.

The three go after the machines. fatality strafes and fires at the robots. They are uneffected by his shots. Cyber tries ramming through them. He comes up wit the same problem Dem had (only denting them). He boosts in and kicks one in the head. It falls over and crushes several grunts. Dem lands on one's back and fires a blast of fire at its neck. he melts the armor and then rips the wires out. It falls to the ground. Dem tries it on a different one. A 2nd large robot tries to smash Dem off. He moves and the robot hits his ally and crushes his back, which destroys him.
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I feel like we are in Thermopylae fighting against the Persians.

Dem: Good plan.
CS: Easier said than done.
Dem: Maybe for you.

Dem's fireballs were getting refined due to constant use. They got hotter each shot. They got hot enough to melt the large robot's armor. He launched the fireballs while Cyber cut through the machines where he hit them. Their strategy starts terrorizing the large robots.
"If you want large mon-sters, take these"

Mecha-Godzilla 2 and 3, Mogera, and Mecha-King Ghiodrah storm in beside a group of 46 Zaku's (from the original Gundam Series). They fire like crazy at Godzilla and the others. Their guns miss the smaller targets. Dem and Cyber quickly finish off the previous set of large machines and start attacking the Zaku's. Cyber easily beats thier armor as Dem's fireballs destroy them with one well placed shot.

Magna begins to check his files. "Common, need something big to help Godzilla! Ah ha!" Space Godzilla and Orga pop up to assist Godzilla. "Yes! Space Godzilla can hurt them without even touching them, and Orga has the highest attack power out of all the monsters! Wait, what the hell?" A program starts up by itself, and Star Destroyers pop up above them, blasting HUGE laser cannons at the Zaku's and enemy monsters. Magna can't even see with all the destruction. "Jesus! This fight is more insane than the time our Chrome Hounds fought the Chinese!"

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Damn demoman! This ain't Sonic anymore, this is war of the video games!

The digital world has turned this into the greatest battle of all-time, where is the cameramen when we need them.
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Dem: Anything else Cyber?
CS: Yes, I have a few more up my sleeve. Those cheap idiots loved emulators.

8-Bit Bowser, Mario, and Luigi jumped and and started attacking. Link from the Ocarina of Time also came out. Mega-man appeared and started balsting his ray-gun. Sub-Zero, Scorpion, and a large amss of other MK fighters also joined tha battle. An 8-Bit Popeye the Sailorman came out with is famous spinach and started laying the smackdown. The StarFox team and their Arwings flew in and started a dogfight with some of Jade's airfighters.
CS: That is about it for me.
Dem: I only had those three.

10,000 more of jade's robots came out. It went from twovs thousands, to 3 and video game characters vs a large army of robots.
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I wonder how many copyright laws and RPG rules have been broken here (hopefully none).

Blitz saw an opening and tried a distraction.

Blitz: ventus aria electica

he shoots forward an electric tornado, which the snake dodged.

Blitz: gotcha!

Blitz shoots a ball of electricity at the snake robot, at the same time Babylon has shot a light energy orb. they mix together and collide with the robot causing an explosion

@demo, RPG rules, not sure. Copyright laws....I'd say all of them.:D

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Magna can't concentrate with all these characters. "Damn! It's a freaken video game gone wrong! What's next? A 16-bit version of Sonic?" Someone taps Magna's shoulder. "Oh don't tell me..." He noticed a pixal based 16-bit Sonic The Hedgehog wave at him, as he spin-dashed a bunch of androids. "Good lord, when will this end?" All of a sudden the whole screen freezes. All the characters, including Magna, Dem and Cyber, are all stuck in place. Magna shouts out. "What the hell happened?"

This is getting way too crammed, if onlyyou didn't say "unlimited space."
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Cyber was about to finish off Mogera when he disappeared.
CS: That was weird, I hope all my creations didn't leave as well.

Dem was about to destroy a large group of robots using his Fury Fire (for the first time in battle) when he froze and saw Cyber disappear.
Dem: What in the... Did we crash the server, and Jade?
SWDoctor Mario: I'm-a not sure.
AVG Spartan: This is madness.
Godzilla: -His worldfamous roar-
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If we got sued for every copright infraction, we would owe about $46,894,382,004,356.64, it would be about $435,985,843,620,167.98 if you include court costs and attorny fees (that's not including the cost of the companies that sued us).

Holy crap! We'd be dead and still be paying them for as long as that would take!

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Magna tries to budge. "I think the server froze. The FPS of everyone on screen must have put all hell on the CPU, so I think the CPU is shot." Jade for the first time was silent, not making a single insult or anything. "Yup, it's safe to say we crashed Jade. It's either destroyed, or it has to reboot." Suddenly, Magna and Dem were kicked from the server due to severe lag, and were sent back to the very room they teliported out of. "Maybe it wasn't a wise move for Jade to send us there, he just crashed himself. Remind me to thank Platinum for downloading those crazy games onto me."

Dem fires some chaos shot at the disabled robots. They fall over stifly.

Dem: Ok, what now? If we crashed it then we won, right? This is the first time I am at a total loss of strategies.

Magna waits for a response from Jade. Still nothing. Jade has not said a single word since they crashed the server. "I think it's over. "I'm puzzled. Wouldn't an exit or something pop out now?" All of a sudden a warning went off. "Warning! Warning! Decompression of station! Report to nearest shuttle for evacuation!" Magna was stunned. "Ah s***! This whole place must be in space! The pressure is gonna crush us! We need to get to that shuttle!"

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@demo, Is this gonna end Magna and Dem's story?

Being careful not to attract attention, Eddie moves swiftly through the darkest parts of the corridors reaching to the room he is told to go to. After about ten minutes, he reaches to his destination and looks inside the room.

Eddie: (thinks) Scientists?

A.I.: They're the ones that are being told how the rooms are to be set-up.

Eddie: (thinks) I guess I'll knock them out then.

He sneaks inside and quickly knocks out unconcioius.

A.I.: Impressive. I knew your speed would come in handy.

Eddie: Heh, thanks. (looks around) Okay, what next?

A.I.: Find a control panel that has access to every room.

Eddie looks around and finds the panel with hundreds of buttons for every room.

A.I.: Now there's suppose to be one where it sends everyone to a single room. Once you press it, I want to address to everyone about the current situation.

Eddie: Right.

He's about to press it until something comes to mind.

Eddie: By the way, do you have a name?

A.I.: Me?

Eddie: Yes.

A.I.: Funny you should ask that. I don't think I have one.

Eddie: You don't mind if I call you Lyra, do you?

A.I.: Hmm. No, I guess I don't.

Eddie: (smiles) Then, Lyra, it is. Now, about that button......

He finds a red-colored one and asumes it's that particular one.

Eddie: (presses it) Um...I don't think it works.