Is PC gaming that much cheaper?

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#151 foxhound_fox
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Taking into account mere cost at retail for hardware and games:

Console: $400 + $60-70 games (depending on region) + $50-60 online subscription fee for online play
PC: $600 (average gaming PC hardware for build yourself) + $50 games

Even when we don't consider the crazy deals PC gaming gets, over 5 years the total cost of owning a console v. PC is (assuming purchasing at least 5 games per year as a reasonable minimum):

Console: $2150
PC: $1850

Cost difference: $300

This more than makes up for the initial investment in more expensive hardware. And when you consider 75-90% deals PC gaming gets all the time, the difference could easily grow to a thousand dollars in savings.

PC gaming is cheaper. Period.

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#152  Edited By TheFadeForever
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@thegreatgeneral said:
@TheFadeForever said:

@thegreatgeneral:

Let's see your gaming library if your so above piracy that you never downloaded a song or movie before.

So you are not above piracy? What was the last game you pirated?

Almost 10 years ago and that was for ps2 games.

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#153 TheGreatGeneral
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@gamecubepad said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

Why do you think Consoles make more money for publishers?

@thegreatgeneral said:

But we were talking about revenue right? PC is king!

Oxymoronic by default.

How we are supposed to perceive your open admission of self-contradiction is the magic that fuels trolls everywhere. Tell me how sarcastic you are. How I am missing your masterful slights and deep insight. Do dig yourself deeper.

You can hide behind your F2P schemes and freemium whale hunting all you want. There is a reason why most traditional publishers go the console route.

GTAV the most sold game since forever was not even released on PC yet. Reason? They knew that hermits would pirate the game so they forced them to buy it on consoles if they wanted to play it. Its that easy.

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#154  Edited By lostrib
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@thegreatgeneral said:
@gamecubepad said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

Why do you think Consoles make more money for publishers?

@thegreatgeneral said:

But we were talking about revenue right? PC is king!

Oxymoronic by default.

How we are supposed to perceive your open admission of self-contradiction is the magic that fuels trolls everywhere. Tell me how sarcastic you are. How I am missing your masterful slights and deep insight. Do dig yourself deeper.

You can hide behind your F2P schemes and freemium whale hunting all you want. There is a reason why most traditional publishers go the console route.

GTAV the most sold game since forever was not even released on PC yet. Reason? They knew that hermits would pirate the game so they forced them to buy it on consoles if they wanted to play it. Its that easy.

no they didn't

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#155 TheGreatGeneral
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@TheFadeForever said:

@thegreatgeneral said:
@TheFadeForever said:

@thegreatgeneral:

Let's see your gaming library if your so above piracy that you never downloaded a song or movie before.

So you are not above piracy? What was the last game you pirated?

Almost 10 years ago

For me its longer ago. It was on commodore amiga 500. I did not even know you coud buy games back then.

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#156  Edited By DarthRamms
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@thegreatgeneral:

Please that's not what Bethesda and Sega were saying when they sold a bulk load of their games on PC.

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#158  Edited By TheGreatGeneral
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@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:
@gamecubepad said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

Why do you think Consoles make more money for publishers?

@thegreatgeneral said:

But we were talking about revenue right? PC is king!

Oxymoronic by default.

How we are supposed to perceive your open admission of self-contradiction is the magic that fuels trolls everywhere. Tell me how sarcastic you are. How I am missing your masterful slights and deep insight. Do dig yourself deeper.

You can hide behind your F2P schemes and freemium whale hunting all you want. There is a reason why most traditional publishers go the console route.

GTAV the most sold game since forever was not even released on PC yet. Reason? They knew that hermits would pirate the game so they forced them to buy it on consoles if they wanted to play it and not 1 and a half year later on their petition compilers. Its that easy.

no they didn't

better?

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@thegreatgeneral said:
@TheFadeForever said:

@thegreatgeneral said:
@TheFadeForever said:

@thegreatgeneral:

Let's see your gaming library if your so above piracy that you never downloaded a song or movie before.

So you are not above piracy? What was the last game you pirated?

Almost 10 years ago

For me its longer ago. It was on commodore amiga 500. I did not even know you coud buy games back then.

You must be pretty old a grown man making alt accounts on GS.

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#160  Edited By lostrib
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@thegreatgeneral said:
@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

You can hide behind your F2P schemes and freemium whale hunting all you want. There is a reason why most traditional publishers go the console route.

GTAV the most sold game since forever was not even released on PC yet. Reason? They knew that hermits would pirate the game so they forced them to buy it on consoles if they wanted to play it and not 1 and a half year later on their petition compilars. Its that easy.

no they didn't

better?

what's a petition compilar?

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#161 clyde46
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@thegreatgeneral said:
@clyde46 said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

@clyde46: Like?

By insinuating that every hermit is a pirate.

Every hermit IS a pirate.

Hand on heart, you never pirated anything in your whole life? No, quick mp3 download? No, nothing?

No download of a game to see how it runs etc....?

Hand on heart, I have never pirated a video game but I do admit to pirating movies however that is me and everyone is different. Insinuating that everyone who games on PC is a pirate is a blanket statement that you have no proof to back up.

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#162  Edited By TheGreatGeneral
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@lostrib: I already fixed it.

@TheFadeForever: Not really, I just started gaming early. Neither I am an alt. btw.

Edit:

@clyde46: Then good on you.

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#163 lostrib
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@thegreatgeneral said:

@lostrib: I already fixed it.

I'm still not sure what you're talking about

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#164 NFJSupreme
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gaming is an expensive hobby no matter what platform you play on. This argument is silly. You are going to be spending the same ammount to game on console and pc when it's all said and done.

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@thegreatgeneral said:

@lostrib: I already fixed it.

@TheFadeForever: Not really, I just started gaming early. Neither I am an alt. btw.

Sure..........considering Amiga 500 came out years before my time.

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#166  Edited By TheGreatGeneral
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@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

@lostrib: I already fixed it.

I'm still not sure what you're talking about

What are you unsure about?

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#167 True_Gamer_
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@thegreatgeneral

Why uncrackable games dont top sales charts on PC?

There is 0 piracy on Lords of the Fallen yet still its not no1 on sales charts...

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@thegreatgeneral said:
@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

@lostrib: I already fixed it.

I'm still not sure what you're talking about

What are you unsure about?

You still haven't explained what a Petition Compilar/Compiler is

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@True_Gamer_ said:

@thegreatgeneral

Why uncrackable games dont top sales charts on PC?

There is 0 piracy on Lords of the Fallen yet still its not no1 on sales charts...

Diablo III did, so did Sim City even when both of them were pieces of shit at release. Lords of the Fallen is a niche IP.

But what should that prove?

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@lostrib: Its me mocking PC gamers for starting petitions for so many console games. GTAV is a perfect example of that.

Hope that helped....

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#171  Edited By DarthRamms
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@thegreatgeneral said:
@True_Gamer_ said:

@thegreatgeneral

Why uncrackable games dont top sales charts on PC?

There is 0 piracy on Lords of the Fallen yet still its not no1 on sales charts...

Diablo III did, so did Sim City even when both of them were pieces of shit at release. Lords of the Fallen is a niche IP.

But what should that prove?

Diablo 2 sold over 10 million it wouldn't even matter. If your going to mention Sim City than past Sim games have sold millions of copies in a week. There also BF games and Sega games that sold millions and all never had piracy protection.

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#172  Edited By clyde46
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@thegreatgeneral said:

@lostrib: Its me mocking PC gamers for starting petitions for so many console games. GTAV is a perfect example of that.

Hope that helped....

Are we going to ignore the petitions console users make for PC games?

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#173 gamevet77
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The thing that really matters is what you prefer.

1.Personally I don't like using a kb/mouse. I grew up playing in the arcades and the nes. I just feel a controller a much better experience. All pc games cannot be played properly using a controller.

2.The software is a more important issue. Consoles on average have better games that I like. It is true that pc does get most of the console hits but it's often a year or two down the road.

3. A standard console will last a user 5 years or more. For that entire time period I can play all of the best games that platform offers without shelling up for upgrades. A computer will not last a person 5 years if they are serious about gaming. In 3 years the top of the line hardware will be playing the big titles in medium settings. If you were to buy a top of the line graphics card it would cost you more than an entire ps4 alone.

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@thegreatgeneral said:

@lostrib: Its me mocking PC gamers for starting petitions for so many console games. GTAV is a perfect example of that.

Hope that helped....

but what is it?

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#175  Edited By DarthRamms
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@clyde46:

Its ps4hasnogames what his face

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#177 foxhound_fox
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@clyde46 said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

Every hermit IS a pirate.

Hand on heart, you never pirated anything in your whole life? No, quick mp3 download? No, nothing?

No download of a game to see how it runs etc....?

Hand on heart, I have never pirated a video game but I do admit to pirating movies however that is me and everyone is different. Insinuating that everyone who games on PC is a pirate is a blanket statement that you have no proof to back up.

Let's prove him wrong, shall we?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Zeviander/

I have 227 games.

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#178 TheGreatGeneral
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@TheFadeForever: It was released 1991 and I did not get it day 1. I dont even remember when I got it I was like 6 or 7 years old.

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@thegreatgeneral said:
@clyde46 said:
@thegreatgeneral said:

@lostrib: Its me mocking PC gamers for starting petitions for so many console games. GTAV is a perfect example of that.

Hope that helped....

Are we going to ignore the petitions console users make for PC games?

You mean the ones with a signs count combined are still less than GTAV or Dark souls alone?

Hell, even bloodborne has a count of 8000 and that one should be borderline retarted to petition for.

lol

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@thegreatgeneral said:

I think you should stop because you are simply wrong. I don't need to provide evidence because that wouldn't work on people like you and others have proven you wrong several times.

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#181  Edited By TheFadeForever
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@thegreatgeneral:

Its pretty obvious its you ps4hasnogames/inkface/other alts that have been banned before. And Amiga 500 came out in 1987.

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@thegreatgeneral said:

@TheFadeForever: It was released 1991 and I did not get it day 1. I dont even remember when I got it I was like 6 or 7 years old.

the Amiga 500?

not according to the internets

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@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

@lostrib: Its me mocking PC gamers for starting petitions for so many console games. GTAV is a perfect example of that.

Hope that helped....

but what is it?

PC = Petition Compiler

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@thegreatgeneral said:
@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

@lostrib: Its me mocking PC gamers for starting petitions for so many console games. GTAV is a perfect example of that.

Hope that helped....

but what is it?

PC = Petition Compiler

okay so it has the same acronym, but what is it?

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#185  Edited By gamecubepad
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@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

@lostrib: Its me mocking PC gamers for starting petitions for so many console games. GTAV is a perfect example of that.

Hope that helped....

but what is it?

I've been saying the same thing.

We hear you crying out general, but everything you say is self-contradicting and you seem to derive pleasure from that. Sooo, I'm sorry you are lonely, but we can't be friends.

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#186 TheGreatGeneral
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@lostrib: I saw wrong. It was discontinued 1991 but released 1987. Pretty close to my birthday actually.

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#187 lostrib
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@gamecubepad said:

@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

@lostrib: Its me mocking PC gamers for starting petitions for so many console games. GTAV is a perfect example of that.

Hope that helped....

but what is it?

I've been saying the same thing.

We hear you crying out general, but everything you say is self-contradicting and you seem to derive pleasure from that, Sooo, I'm sorry you are lonely, but we can't be friends.

Maybe he wants you to be his Valentine :P

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A thread should be marked as dead if its only one user that is replying to all comments.

This should be known as the carnler rule.

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@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:
@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

@lostrib: Its me mocking PC gamers for starting petitions for so many console games. GTAV is a perfect example of that.

Hope that helped....

but what is it?

PC = Petition Compiler

okay so it has the same acronym, but what is it?

Its a machine for writing petitions.

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#190 lostrib
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@bldgirsh said:

A thread should be marked as dead if its only one user that is replying to all comments.

This should be known as the carnler rule.

lol, I think your mean crenler

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@lostrib said:

@bldgirsh said:

A thread should be marked as dead if its only one user that is replying to all comments.

This should be known as the carnler rule.

lol, I think your mean crenler

Oh, dear me... I tend to always mess that name up.

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#192 lostrib
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@thegreatgeneral said:
@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:
@lostrib said:

but what is it?

PC = Petition Compiler

okay so it has the same acronym, but what is it?

Its a machine for writing petitions.

Okay, well i'm not sure what that system has to do with this discussion

Try to avoid going off topic and derailing the thread

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@lostrib said:

Maybe he wants you to be his Valentine :P

I was going to say 'yes' at first, but then the whole snafu with claiming to have been an Amiga gamer and not knowing his dates just threw it all off.

---

On a side note, I am available as a virtual valentine just talk to tbone mcgraw my manager she will get you 'set up'.

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#194 TheGreatGeneral
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@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:
@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:
@lostrib said:

but what is it?

PC = Petition Compiler

okay so it has the same acronym, but what is it?

Its a machine for writing petitions.

Okay, well i'm not sure what that system has to do with this discussion

Try to avoid going off topic and derailing the thread

I didnt, I just helped you out. I know that you have problems with reading.

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@thegreatgeneral said:
@clyde46 said:
@thegreatgeneral said:

@lostrib: Its me mocking PC gamers for starting petitions for so many console games. GTAV is a perfect example of that.

Hope that helped....

Are we going to ignore the petitions console users make for PC games?

You mean the ones with a signs count combined are still less than GTAV or Dark souls alone?

Hell, even bloodborne has a count of 8000 and that one should be borderline retarted to petition for.

So we going to shift the goalposts now? Its only bad to do a petition if you want a console game on PC?

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#196 lostrib
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@thegreatgeneral said:
@lostrib said:

@thegreatgeneral said:

Its a machine for writing petitions.

Okay, well i'm not sure what that system has to do with this discussion

Try to avoid going off topic and derailing the thread

I didnt, I just helped you out. I know that you have problems with reading.

No I read it rather clearly, you just seemed to have trouble explaining what you were talking about

but seriously, you should avoid derailing threads again

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#197  Edited By SolidGame_basic
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the funny thing about PC people in this forum is they talk about how great PC is, yet they brag about the same 10 year old games that can be played on a tablet these days.

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#198 TheGreatGeneral
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@gamecubepad said:

@lostrib said:

Maybe he wants you to be his Valentine :P

I was going to say 'yes' at first, but then the whole snafu with claiming to have been an Amiga gamer and not knowing his dates just threw it all off.

---

On a side note, I am available as a virtual valentine just talk to tbone mcgraw my manager she will get you 'set up'.

No need, I know that you basement dwellers have some strange cravings but im not into this shit.

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#199 lostrib
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@SolidGame_basic said:

the funny thing PC people in this forum is they talk about how great PC is, yet they brag about the same 10 year old games that can be played on a tablet these days.

the funny thing about you is...well just about everything

also, what 10 year old games have people been bragging about?

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#200  Edited By lostrib
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@thegreatgeneral said:
@gamecubepad said:

@lostrib said:

Maybe he wants you to be his Valentine :P

I was going to say 'yes' at first, but then the whole snafu with claiming to have been an Amiga gamer and not knowing his dates just threw it all off.

---

On a side note, I am available as a virtual valentine just talk to tbone mcgraw my manager she will get you 'set up'.

No need, I know that you basement dwellers have some strange cravings but im not into this shit.

oh man, @gamecubepad he's trying to sweet talk you now