WOTU RT Presents: WWE MITB (7/15) RT Build Up Thread

Guys, guys, everyone knows the cover for #WOTU13 features the greatest superstar to ever save the #WOTU, @WOTUGMSN3, AND the loser who thinks he has power in the company, @Killerband. Just clearing that up for the fans. #YouAreAllWelcomeWOTUGMSN3 Twitter

twitter talk

Gamer: @hockeydude please i will not waste my time with somene as hideous as you

kelly kelly: @hockeydude GAMER IS NOT A CHICKEN YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE HAS BEATEN YOU TWICE

Oh suddenly, what I said about the game coming out is stupid, and now @WOTUGMSN3 is on the cover?! #WhatsUpWitDat?CpmanFrato Twitter

@WOTUGMSN3 Can I at least be in the manual or on the back?Prince Joe Twitter

Just had to block @Cpmanfrato #creep Princess AJ Twitter

twitter talk

Gamer: wow @wotugmsn on the cover ? really ? what an egotistical maniac he is first he steals V.I.P.'s spotlight by returning and now he takes the cover of WOTU 13 can you say current generation triple HHH ?

kelly kelly: how dare spidey not put gamer on the cover i should slap him #iamnotcrazy

The following is the ending to Monday Night Raw:

*"Black Sheep" hits, and the crowd goes nuts. Spideynerd steps out onto the stage with a mic in hand. He then sits down on the stage and starts talking*

Spidey: I want to be able to see all of you when I say this, not just some of you. Last week I shocked the world when I returned to the WOTU. Then I went on Conan and was visited by Cpman. But none of that is why I'm out here... I'm out here to get some things off my chest. What you guys saw a year ago between Killerband and myself... It was based on reality. Killerband and I truly don't get along, and we pretty much hate each others guts. Half the stuff that was said during our original feud was legit. In the end I realized that I needed to become just the GM before I said something that would upset Killer to the point where I'd be voted out of power. I was going to be nice and kind to Killer, and then he had to go and create VIP. He atleast asked me about it first, but he had already turned heel. You guys don't realize how much that made me want to turn around and return right away, but I refrained from it, and stayed out like I said I would. I then asked JandSman to pretty much take my role of feuding with Killerband, since it's common knowledge they don't get along either. It was going great, until the kept having their matches end in a no contest over and over again, to the point I had to be the ref to make sure there was a winner. If it was going to go to a no contest again, I was going to drag JandSman's body over top of Killerband, and count the quick three. I'll admit that. But when JandSman failed to show up mentally to the match, I was forced to give Killerband the win.

*Just then, Spidey pulls out his phone, and starts typing on it. He puts it away, and then speaks again*

Spidey: Sorry about that, my phone kept vibrating, and I was afraid something huge was going on... Instead they were fighting in the back about who was going to be on the cover of WOTU 13, so I tweeted revealing who was on the cover to end their fighting. So where was I? Oh right, after being forced to count Killer's winning pinfall, I was miserable. I knew Killerband vs. Gamerguy would be a stupid match, and I didn't care who won it... Although seeing Gamerguy win would have been cool I guess... But Killerband won, and he had no opponent for Money in the Bank. Then it dawned on me, last year at Money in the Bank was the start of my 7 month title reign. It would be a great feeling to capture the WOTU Championship again from a selfish loser. But I quickly realized if I just handed myself the match, people would be mad... So I took the risk and put three wrestlers and myself into an Ultimate X match for the chance to face Killerband at Money in the Bank. If I lose the match, yeah, it will ruin my whole plan, but I'll just go back to being a full time GM and waiting for my next opportunity.

*Crowd boos when Spidey says he'll go back to being a full time GM if he loses*

Spidey: I'm going to be a fair GM guys... I can't just put myself into a Championship match, it wouldn't be fair to the other superstars. Unless of course Killerband demands to face me, putting the WOTU Championship on the line. I'd even put something on the line if it would make his day, but the choice would be his. Not that I'm asking him to call me out if I lose. But I'm focused on winning this Sunday, and when that happens the world gets what they've always wanted. There will be stipulations, there will be a clear cut winner, there will be blood, and there will be one man standing. That's the only way it could be, and I know even Killerband could agree on that.

*Crowd starts a "Spidey!" chant*

Spidey: Now onto someone I've been ignoring for the past couple years, Cpman. You were put into the Ultimate X match because I didn't think CKYguy deserved the opportunity... I also didn't think you deserved a shot at being a Money in the Bank briefcase holder. I don't know what your problem is, but you have been a thorn in my side for a long time. I should have just agreed to fight you years ago and get you off my back. You are annoying, immature, and are in serious need of a reality check... And no I'm not talking about The Miz's former finishing move. Yes, I'm being really mean to you right now, but that's because you have caused me so much pain and sorrow, that you'll never truly understand. I can take a joke, but you take jokes too far, and you should be lucky I've even decided to address you. But the time has come for you to learn the biggest lesson of your life. If I do better than you at Destination X, I want you to leave me alone, you got that? No more claiming I'm biased, no more being the current Cpman you are.

*The crowd is cheering like mad right now*

Spidey: I know you'll call me a coward, loser, or whatever other immature word you can come up with, but I don't care. At this point I'm just done with you. Shoe_Crap, FrenchDynasty, sorry you guys have to be involved in a match that will basically be Cpman trying to tear me apart. But if I had to lose the match, I'd rather it be one of you guys that wins, and not Cpman, because he would literally bring the WOTU down. So I'm asking you guys to help me make sure Cpman pays for all his past actions, and doesn't get the chance to become WOTU Champion.

*Spidey lowers his mic, and starts to calm himself down, since he was getting upset. He then raises the mic once more and talks again*

Spidey: Yes, this does prove there are some people I dislike with a burning passion here... But you know what, everyone has known, or should know by now, that Killerband and I don't get along. When it comes to Cpman, that stuff comes from a different company, but it has continued here. I hate to quote John Cena, but, my time is now. This is my time to shine. Yes, I'm the General Manager, and yes I've always thought a GM should just be a GM and not wrestle, but in this business it just isn't possible... You'll always be hated by someone, and you'll have enough to the point where you want to face them. That's what happen to me. I didn't want to come back, really, I didn't... But I was needed. Hell, I only remain here in the WOTU because I know if I leave, Killerband will make this company into something that you all will hate. He'll try forcing you all into doing things you don't want to do... I don't feel that is right. I may be hard to get along with at times, but if you come to me with an idea, I give you some great pointers on how to make that idea even better. I can be a guy every body loves if I'm given the chance.

*The crowd's "Spidey!" chants are getting louder*

Spidey: In the end, my ultimate point here is... I don't want to be made out as the bad guy this time around. I want to still be the GM that you can come to when you need help. The GM who will give the fans what they truly want to see. I don't want to be that monster I was ever again. The day I feel that monster returning will be the day I'll need to consider my career here. Sorry for boring you all, but all this needed to be said. Yes, it was one hell of a rant, but that's me for you. Have a safe trip home, don't blow any fingers off this weekend, and go see "The Amazing Spider-Man".

*Spidey stands up, and heads to the back as Raw comes to an end* 

twitter

Gamer: do not speak ill of @kellykelly that way @hockeydude everyone knows of your jealousy of me seeing that i have had a very succesful singles career compared to yours #dashing

Only 3 days away til we find out who will face me at #MITB for my #WOTUChampionship in the Ultimate X match at #Destination-X

Killerband Twitter

*takes place during super smackdown live*

*all of the face wrestlers are backstage partying and grilling*

*spidey is grilling*

*camera moves to the right and we see jediknight talking to punk*

*shoecrap tells a joke to a few divas and zack ryder*

shoe: and the bar tender says WHY THE LONG FACE ? hahahaha

ryder: bro... *shakes his head and leaves*

shoe: what ? *the divas also leave because of the bad joke*

shoe: what did i say ?

*camera moves to the right and we see every face wotu and wwe superstar talking*

*metal is talking to rey mysterio*

*legend is talking to the great khali but cant understand what he is saying*

*prince joe is the one serving drinks*

ryder: ALRIGHT GUYS WHOS READY TO FIST PUMP

crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHH

*ryder blasts some music as everyone even spidey have a quick dance*

*as they are dancing something loud breaks the sound of the music and ryder stops the music*

*kelly kelly walks in and heads straight to spidey*

kelly kelly: SPIDDDEYYYY HOW DARE YOU PUT GAMER IN A MATCH AGAINST RYBACK

metal: how do you keep getting past security ?

kelly kelly: SHUT UP AND ALSO WHY WASNT V.I.P. INVITED ?

SPIDEYYYYY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME

*spidey removes his headphones*

spidey: im sorry what ?

kelly kelly: GRRR how dare you guys not invite V.I.P. this party sucks without us right Gamer ?

*Gamer walks in*

Gamer: well kelly kelly to be honest we shouldnt be at a party like this they are all hideous people i am to dashing to be here

hockeydude: COOL STORY BRO

*everyone laughs*

Gamer: just as i suspected come on kelly kelly lets leave

*Gamer leaves*

*kelly kelly follows but sees natalya as she is leaving*

kelly kelly: you again i thought i got rid of you

natalya: noooo what you did do was get rid of the Gamer we all know and love

kelly kelly: Gamer stated he is better this way

hockeydude: HE PROBABLY SAID THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE ARMED AND DANGEROUS AT THAT MOMENT

kelly kelly: SHUT UP

natalya: there there ill let bygones be bygones here have some cake

*natalya walks over to a large cake and intentionally kocks part of it off the table and onto kelly kelly*

*everyone laughs*

natalya: omg im so sorry metal,hockey,tamina,alicia lets help her clean up*

*all 5 of them dump their cups of punch onto kelly kelly*

natalya: omg we are so sorry we thought it was water

*shoecrap walks by with slushie drink*

shoe: hey this floor is wet i could slip and spill my drink

*shoe intentionally slips and dumps his drink in kelly kelly's face*

jedi: one last thing *jedi puts a small cherry on kelly kelly's head*

metal: so beautiful

kelly kelly:...............................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOW DARE ALL OF YOU DO THIS TO ME YOUR ALL DEAD I TELL YOU DEADDDDDDDDDD GAMER IS GONNA KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES

chris jericho: WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP ?

kelly kelly: SHUT UP

daniel bryan: YES

kelly kelly: SHUT UP

daniel bryan: YES

kelly kelly: SHUT UP

daniel bryan: YES YES YES

kelly kelly: AHHHHHHH :cry:

*everyone stares as she leaves crying*

*ryder plays clay's theme song as he and the funkateers enter and everyone starts dancing again*

*segment ends*

#retribution DC Twitter

twitter talk

Gamer: i turn my back and everyone jumps on poor @kellykelly you will all pay for that #dashing

kelly kelly: when i take over and become the new WOTUI gm the first thing i will do is fire @natybynature

WOTU NEWS

it has been announced that after what has taken place on smackdown and TNA there will be an 8 man tag team match on superstars

it will be Jediknight,The Great Khali,Tyson Kidd and Alex Riley as they team up to take on Gamer,Antonio Cesaro,Dolph Ziggler and Damien Sandow

WOTU NEWS

it has been announced that after what has taken place on smackdown and TNA there will be an 8 man tag team match on superstars

it will be Jediknight,The Great Khali,Tyson Kidd and Alex Riley as they team up to take on Gamer,Antonio Cesaro,Dolph Ziggler and Damien Sandow

gamerguy456

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WOTU NEWS

it has been announced that after what has taken place on smackdown and TNA there will be an 8 man tag team match on superstars

it will be Jediknight,The Great Khali,Tyson Kidd and Alex Riley as they team up to take on Gamer,Antonio Cesaro,Dolph Ziggler and Damien Sandow

jediknight52501

OOC: cool ill have it up before impact

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WOTU NEWS

it has been announced that after what has taken place on smackdown and TNA there will be an 8 man tag team match on superstars

it will be Jediknight,The Great Khali,Tyson Kidd and Alex Riley as they team up to take on Gamer,Antonio Cesaro,Dolph Ziggler and Damien Sandow

gamerguy456

OOC: cool ill have it up before impact

*Following happened on iMPACT! Wrestling*

(Mind Storm by Joe Satriani plays and The Player comes, out from the Backstage, has a Mic in one hand and the WOTU X-Division Championship in the other hand)

The Player: I bet everyone has been wondering where hve I've been I don't know if anyone really cares if The Player is on WOTU '13 Cover or not, even though Spidey said I should of been but, that's something I'm going to talk about not right now, so I guess to get to back to where I was the last time I WAS seen, I was talking to Crulex out here about a week or so ago about stuff, what I really think should happen is Crulex should come out and say something other then looking at me and listen to what I have to say, I'd like to hear it for the Dead Horses Mouth, and I mean it.

*The Crowd cheers.*

The Player: I really also hope that Big_Evil is ready to NOT get back my WOTU X-Division Championship, I think I'm going to hold My Championships till WOTU can't find anymore good WOTU talent, then they'll try and throw, someone like The "IT" Factor, Robbie Boode out here to face me, but then I'll beat him,

*The Crowd Cheers Louder*

The Player: Then that day will come when WOTU will have to throw someone else at me, I don't know whom, but someone will step up and then I'll knock "em down, over, over, and over again, again, and again................. But you never ever know but I could someday go too far until I hold WOTU'S Ultimate Prize, the one that Killerband is holding, but that has gotta be some time from now, then finally I will do something that no-one wants to see happen, end my career on Top of the Mountain, and If you've got a problem with that then all you have to do is just SAY IT TO MY FACE.

*The Player leaves the Ring.*

*taped for superstars*

roberts: the following is 8 man elimination tag match first oup making his way to the ring jediknight

and his tag team partners first the great khali

next up from canada Tyson Kidd

and finally from washington DC Alex Riley

Roberts: and their opponents first up Antonio Cesaro

and his tag team partners first the show off Dolph Ziggler

next up he is the intellectual savior Damien Sandow

and finally being accompanied to the ring by kelly kelly V.I.P.'s Dashing Gamer

*bell rings as Gamer and alex riley start things off*

Gamer takes down alex riley and puts him in the head lock

*gamer then lets go of the headlock and poses*

*riley gets up and knocks gamer down and tries to go for the DDT but gamer breaks out of hit and hits riley in the head*

*riley then crawls and tags the great khali who starts knocking down gamer with a bunch of chops and take downs*

*khali then throws gamer to the turnbuckle where antonio cesaro makes a blind tag*

*khali pays attention to Gamer and at the right moment cesaro takes down the great khalit by attacking his knees*

*then cesaro tags in ziggler who hits khali with the fameasser*

*ziggler pins khali*

1,2,3

Roberts: the great khali has been eliminated

*as ziggler starts to brag alex riley comes back in and hits him with the final score*

*he pins ziggler but near the 3 count gamer breaks it up*

*gamer then hits riley with a vicous stunning DDT*

*that prompts all the superstars to leave their corners and brawl as the brawls continues eventually everyone gets thrown out leaving riley and ziggler in*

*ziggler hits riley with the fameasser and begins to do some showing off until riley eventually gets up and rolls him up*

1,2,3

roberts: dolph ziggler has been eliminated

*as riley celebrates antonio cesaro comes in and clthlines riley and then hits him with a european uppercut*

cesaro pins riley

1,2,3

roberts: alex riley has been eliminated

*the match now has gamer,cesaro and sandow against jedi and tyson kidd*

*jedi comes in and takes down cesaro*

*as cesaro gets up he tries to hit jedi but jedi counters with a vicous kick to the head*

jedi pins cesaro

1,2,3

roberts: Antonio cesaro has been eliminated

*sandow comes in and jedi tags in kidd*

*sandow charges at kidd but kidd ducks and sandow hits the turnbuckle and kidd rolls him up*

1,2,3

roberts: Damien sandow has been eliminated

*as kidd celebrates sandow attacks kidd and hits him with the neckbreaker at that moment gamer runs in and pins kidd*

1,2,3

roberts: Tyson kidd has been elminated

*the match leaves gamer and jedi who brawl for 5 mintues until jedi gets the upperhand as he covers gamer but kelly kelly puts gamer's foot on the ropes*

*as jedi is yelling at kelly kelly she slaps him when the ref isnt looking and Gamer hits jedi with the stunning DDT and pins him

1,2,3

Roberts: here are your winners Gamer,Damien Sandow,Antonio cesaro and dolph ziggler

*gamer and kelly kelly celebrate over a knocked out jedi as they leaves kelly kelly stomps on jedi to end the segment*

OOC: great match promo Gamer

The following is the ending to Impact Wrestling:

*"Black Sheep" hits, and the crowd goes nuts. Spideynerd steps out onto the ramp, and heads down to the ring. He is wearing his signature white suit and tie, and of course has his signature mic in hand. Spidey rests his arms on the ropes in the corner, and begins to talk*

Spideynerd: Tuesday on Super Smackdown Live, good ole Cpman failed at showing me my life. Why did he fail? Because I know my life. I've embraced my life... The good and the bad. The first guy Cpman brought out, I can honestly say I have never seen in my life. My best friend in high school is going to be a huge writer some day... He doesn't have a single interest in professional wrestling. The "teacher" of mine that Cpman brought out next... I have seen before, but she wasn't a teacher when I saw her... I saw her getting paid by a member of V.I.P a couple of months ago... She was coming out of their locker room too. Don't want to know what went on, nor do I care to know. What goes on behind close doors is that person's business. Then Killerband was brought out. That's cool, everyone knows Killer doesn't know me as well as he would like to think he does. The second to last guy was the imposter me... Which is funny, because I never actually sent him out in my place. I'd be too busy to be a part of the segment they needed me for, so they'd send out imposter me. The guy lived for the job, until I started showing up. He lost a good paying job, and hated me since. Finally was the guy you was hosting the whole thing, Cpman himself! Shocker, right? Not really. He thinks I ruined his life, well good for him. He ruined mine, and could have ruined my reputation by being immature, luckily he was stupid and just kept texting me stupid "threatening" messages.

*The crowd chants "Cp Sucks!"*

Spidey: Now that I've got all that, it's time for the real reason I came out... If Cpman wants to show me my life, well, I'll show him his. Welcome to "This is your life, Cpman!". I don't need you out here for this, because I don't want to stand next to you. Instead, I'll just have Mr. Cameraman in back find you and have you on the tron the whole time.

*The crowd pops big time for the announcement of another "This is your life" segment, while the tron kicks to the back, where we see a cameraman rushing up to Cpman, who is picking his nose, not sure what is going on. The camera man shoves the camera in his face*

Cpman: What are you doing?

Cameraman: Spidey is doing a "This is your life, Cpman" segment, but doesn't want you in the ring next to him... Instead you'll be on the tron the whole time.

Cpman: That loser has to copy me now? How pathetic! Spidey, just get this thing over with.

*A person backstage pushes in a tv so Cpman can see and hear what is going on, and then leaves. We then cut back to Spidey in the ring, while still seeing Cpman on the tron. Spidey begins to talk*

Spidey: Alright, Cpman, let's start with someone who knows you fairly well, TwistofFate!

*TwistofFate walks out to the ring. He grabs a mic before rolling into the ring, and looking up at the titantron*

Spidey: Twist, you know Cpman better than most people here... I mean you actually talk to him on Xbox Live. What is he like?

Twist: In one word? Annoying. All he does when playing games is his terrible Family Guy impressions. He tries talking like Stewie, but comes off as an annoying kid who needs to shut up.

Spidey: I hate bad impressionists.

Twist: You are lucky you don't have to listen to him. I mean it's gotten to the point where I've decided to mute the volume, just so I can't hear him. He likes to be the center of attention, and when he isn't, he does something he thinks will be HUGE, but instead it is stupid, and it nearly costs him his career.

Spidey: Yeah, I've been at the center of his first scandal... But you've been at the center of some big scandals too Twist, so you can't really talk.

Twist: True... See, Cpman thinks him and I are friends, but really I can't stand him. He's always coming to me with "big ideas", but they always suck, and I have to always pretend like they are great ideas. I mean when will he learn, am I right?

Spidey: Sure... You know what, maybe you shouldn't have been my first guest for "This is your life, Cpman"...

Twist: What, why?

Spidey: Because in all honesty, you kind of remind me of Cpman. Sorry dude, but it's the truth. So before you can speak, shut off his mic, and bring out the next guy!

*Hurricane steps out on the ramp, and heads down to the ring with a mic in hand. He slides into the ring, faces the titantron, and begins talking before Spidey can even say anything*

Hurricane: You brought me here to roast this guy? I thought I was here to convince you to come back Spidey?

Spidey: Dude, I told you I'm retired in the GWF. A promise is a promise... I also told you that you were going to be here for a "This is your life, Cpman" segment.

Hurricane: I must have misunderstood you, jaja. I mean after all, I live in my gold mansion, with my entourage!

Spidey: Didn't they leave you since you lost the match to Cpman at Extreme Rules?

Hurricane: No! I stole them back, jaja!

Spidey: Whatever you say dude...

Hurricane: Any ways, when it comes to Cpman, I don't think he's that bad... He does steal other people's ideas though. For example, when he was feuding with me, he brought in a group to counter my group, which is something you did, Spidey. He was trying to recreate what was probably one of my favorite feuds.

Spidey: Wow, really? That's great.

Hurricane: Yeah, but a side from that, I can't really think of anything "bad" to say about Cpman... Well, besides that he isn't better than me, jaja!

Spidey: Man, I've picked two bad guests so far... Sorry Hurricane. Let's just go straight to the next person. This person is someone who Cpman knows pretty well. They...

*Spidey gets cut off, as a lady walks out. She gets into the ring, and then grabs the mic from Spidey*

Lady: How dare you, mister! How dare you talk bad about my son, Cliff Parkins Mary Allen Norman Frato. I love him dearly, and he couldn't have possibly have done the stuff you accuse him of!

*Spidey grabs Hurricane's mic*

Spidey: Mrs. Frato , nice to meet you... But what you should know about me is I speak the truth. It's a curse of mine.

Mrs. Frato: Impossible!

*Mrs. Frato slaps Spidey across the face. She goes to speak again, but a man starts walking down to the ring. He gets into the ring and grabs the mic from Mrs. Frato*

Man: Lois, apologize to this young man for slapping him across the face!

Spidey: You must be Mr. Frato. She doesn't need to apologize by the way, I probably did deserve that slap. Your son is a trouble maker though... I mean I don't know if you've ever watched him when he is on tv, whether in the TWF/GWF or the WOTU... But he's done and said some things you guys wouldn't like.

Mr. Frato: Oh I know. It was me who got Cliff into Wrestling as a kid. When he became a TWF superstar, I watched every match, while Mrs. Norman couldn't bare to watch he little baby risk his health every night. I was a wrestling fan all my life though, and I knew the secrets, I knew about the dirt sheets, there wasn't much I didn't know. So I know all about what he did to you, and I'm going to apologize for him. Mr. Spideynerd, on behalf of Cliff, I'm sorry.

Spidey: Thanks Mr. Frato, but I just can't forgive your son for his actions. He's had way more than three strikes, and that's all I give.

Mr. Frato: I understand.

Spidey: Go ahead and stay here though, in the ring that is... My final guest is someone you guys probably haven't seen in quite awhile. Ladies and gentlemen, Jake Frato!

*Jake Frato steps out onto the stage, to little to no reaction, as the crowd isn't quite sure who he is. He makes his way down to the ring, rolls in, and then grabs the mic from Mr. Frato. Mr. and Mrs. Frato look shocked to see Jake*

Jake Frato: My name is Jake Frato, and I'm the twin brother of Cliff Frato. Several months ago he attacked me, causing me to lose my half of the GWF Tag Team Championship belts. He then went and won my half later that night. Cliff and I, we never really got along... We always thought the same, since we are twins and all, but what he did I never would have done in a thousand years. My parents, they are afraid of Cliff after what he did to me. He forced them to forget I existed, so I've spent the last few months living on the streets of New Jersey. I worked jobs that paid me minimum wage, just so I could eat every night. Then yesterday, Spideynerd showed up at the Burger King I was working in, and handed me a first class ticket to Orlando, explaining everything to me. Hearing everything made me realize I needed to come here and address my brother. Cliff, thank you.

*Jake then turns around and decks Spidey with the mic. The tron then starts going fuzzy, revealing it was on a loop! When the tron returns to normal, we see the cameraman tied up, and next to him is the real Jake Frato. Cpman, who is in the ring, smiles and goes to bash Spidey's skull in with his mic, but Hurricane and Twist grab his arms. Mr. and Mrs. Frato then start kicking away at Spideynerd, while security rushes down to the ring, and takes them to the back. Hurricane and Twist start taking Cpman to the back, but Cpman breaks out of their hold, and slams the two of them into the ramp. He then slides back into the ring, and starts stomping on Spidey's head. He lifts Spidey off the ground, and then Irish whips him into a corner. Cpman then throws Spidey out of the ring, before sliding out himself. He picks Spidey up off the arena floot, and starts slamming his face into the steel steps, until Spidey is clearly busted open. At this point, security has returned, and arrests Cpman. They take him to the back, as the medics check on Spidey. Impact wrestling ends with a shot of Spidey being loaded onto a stretcher and helped to the back* 

The following is taped for Superstars:

*I Tease, U Touch plays and the crowd... doesn't react because they don't recognize the theme or the young woman skipping out happily, dressed like a typical girl next door, wearing a grey shirt, red cardigan and jeans. She bounces her way down the ramp, up the steel steps, and into the ring with complete silence from the crowd. Someone hands her a microphone, and she twirls her hair as she lifts it to speak.*

Wright: Hiiii, everyone! I'm the newest member of the roster, Wright Time!

*The crowd doesn't react.*

Wright: ... The name's a work in progress. Aaaanyway... ummm, like, it's nice to meet you all! I can't wait to compete here for all of you and, like... ummm, y'know, win? And stuff?

*The camera pans around the crowd and catches people paying more attention to their phones than the new talent. Wright scratches her head.*

Wright: ... Hm. Not liking this, huh? I mean uh... like, yeah, I, uh... totally?

*People can be seen in the background starting to get out of their seats. Wright frowns and awkwardly swings her free arm back and forth.*

Wright: Soooo, uh... I can't wait tooo... like...

*A couple fans in the front row start booing and one particularly loud one chants "boring." Wright gets fed up and stomps her foot.*

Wright: Whatever! I know this isn't working for me! I'll try something different next time, alright?!

*Wright drops the mic and storms backstage, tossing her cardigan off on her way out.* 

good promo wright timei loved the whole crowd not reacting thing :lol:

good start

WOTU house show results

A WOTU live show took place in Texas tonight and here are the results

1. Shoecrap and Randy Orton defeated Legend killer and The Miz in an awesome tag team match after the match Orton celebrated by hitting Shoe with and RKO

2. Fullmetal defeated JTG this was a quick squash match as JTG only landed a kick

3. Jediknight defeated Dolph ziggler great back and forth match wit jedi getting the win by pinfall

4. Cpman and CKYguy defeated The usos in a squash tag match

5. New WOTU talent Wrightime made her debut by defeating Kelly Kelly via count-out. The match was one sided with Wrightime gaining the upper hand a majority of the time the match ended when Gamer pulled Kelly Kelly out of the ring and carried her backstage.

6. Gamer defeated Alex Riley. Gamer was extra annoying during this match as he stopped he match multiple times to check himselfin the mirror and even flirted with a few female fans. Thats when spidey came out and demanded Gamer wrestle or he gets fired. Gaer won with a stunning DDT. After the match Gamer proceeded to attack Riley but Jedi came out to make the save as he chased Gamer out of the ring.

7. Frenchdynasty defeated joecmark,big evil,superpinkgirl,hockeydude,legendkiller and saiga in a number one contenders match for the x-division championship later that night

8. Crulex defeated Dcshark to retain the intercontinental championship

9. the player defeated French dynasty to retain the X-division title

10. Jandsman and tyson kidd defeated titus o neil and darren young in an epic tag match Huge pop for Jandsman

11. Killer defeated Spidey via DQ to retain the WOTU title. Killer hit the ref to end the match in a DQ. Killer then tried to smash spidy through a table but pidey counered and spinebustered killer through the table

That concluded the matches and two segments took place after

The first segment involved Icon,Game and Spidey

Icon began to rap to JTG's theme as Gamer danced to the theme the segment ended when Gamer stole Spidey's wallet and ran off with it with spidey chasing him as the crowd laughed.

The final closing segment featured Killer talking about how he is the and that no one will beat him.

That segment ended when Spidey,Jands and john cena came out and hit their finishers on Killer to send the crowd home happy

1. Shoecrap and Randy Orton defeated Legend killer and The Miz in an awesome tag team match after the match Orton celebrated by hitting Shoe with and RKO

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*As the Great American Bash continues, Crulex walks through the hallways and stops dead in his tracks. He sees a woman fidget nervously and muttering to herself about "something different" before skipping down the hallway past him without even taking a second look at the deadman. Crulex looks back with a face filled with "WTF" and shakes his head as he continues down the hall, stopping Hockeydude as he goes by.*

Crulex: Haven't had the chance.......welcome back.

Hockeydude: Hey, thanks man. I see you've lit a fire under your *ss.

Crulex: Yes......we have had our share of success by blocking everything else out. You?

Hockeydude: Getting back into the swing of things. Which reminds me......what's up with you and Player? You and him are making a tag team? What happened to us being a team, man?

Crulex: You did not see the underlying trap? What Player offered was to make a team with us. In return, we tried to say things in our favor and seal him into his own dark realm. We thought it would be best to show ours the futility of fighting against the souless black void that we all have.

Hockeydude: Okay, trap, I'm with you so far.

Crulex: What we have discovered was that Player is very strong in ignoring the instinct within himself to give into his darkness. He declined. Very smart on his behalf. What that tells us is that he will be a bigger threat than anyone else we have faced by far. X-Division Champion, in a PPV that defines that title. He has everything going for him. But bit by bit, even the Player eventually loses the game. We've broken people like him before, and Sunday, we do it again.

Hockeydude: So, he tried to get you to team with him, you tried to trap him, that didn't work, so now you're just wanting to fight him and knock'em down a peg?

Crulex: Yes. We're going to get a thrill........from his kill........

Hockeydude: Somehow, you've gotten creeper since I left. Dude, whatever, listen, just remember, whatever happens Sunday, you've got a bigger challenge next week.

Crulex: Oh yes, we have so much in store.........things have........changed today. It's time to corrupt this nice little company......starting with the most corruptible.

*Crulex grins and walks away as Hockeydude tries to figure out what the hell Crulex is talking about.*

OOC: Welcome to the RT, Wright and awesome promos everyone.

Josh Matthews Standing by with one half of the WOTU Tag Team Champions, Superpink and Sylvan in just a few short hours you'll have a match to determine the undisputed tag team champions. What are your thoughts going into this match tonight. Your strategy?

Superpink- Our strategy?-glances towards me and smirks a bit- is this guy for real? he wants to know what our strategy is? See we don't need one. Because we are a REAL tag team. We've been tag teaming together for pretty much our entire carreers and the two we're facing tonight? Joe and Shoecrap? they aren't a tag team. One orders the other around and carries his bags everywhere.They don't have our chemistry.

Their pretty much just 2 guys thrown together. Isn't that right? We're back, and better than ever. So you two guys... its only fair warning. You see me and you think she's a diva. Easy target right? Wrong. So very wrong

Me- you see they aren't meant to be a tag team. We're the 1st ever inter gender tag team to hold these titles. We've competed with each other, and even against each other.. We know one another so well. We just click. One of our opponents tonight must've been dropped one too many times on his head. He must've taken one too many chair shots because this fool actually thinks he's a king. He thinks he's royalty. Silly street rat, a zebrea can't change its stripes.

So once a street rat... always a street rat. A man such as me who IS from a land with a rich history of kings and queens. I if anyone in this business has connections to royalty. You dishonor the name of what it means to be royalty.

And Your little peasaent friend, is an even bigger street rat than you. This gullible fool actually believes he's in a partnership... he actually believes you guys are an actual tag team.

Little does his little peasent mind know, he is being played like sega. The only reason you are even teaming together is because even the biggest poser of kings needs a jester to entertain him from time to time. And you fit that

And by the way what town are we in?

Superpink- *Checks a flier for the event- Minneapolis-

Me- Figures, we're in such a sorry dump of a city. I can't even remember the name of it without checking the map. So I say one thing our 'strategy' Joshua is to end this match as quick as possible and get out of this nowhere town. Because the people here are really starting to creep me out. They all look so....... repulsive and vile....

And theres nothing but crappy taverns and dime a night motels as far as the eye can see. This is just like 4th of July Weekend. Remember how we tried to go and have some dinner and the streets were filled with nothing but drunken idiots everwhere?

This town breathes and reaks of booze. And I can already tell its certainly not a French quality wine. Not the things people of class and stature drink. A cheap shot of bud light or something gets all these clowns going nuts. For the life of me I'll never understand what the celebration was for on the 4th of july.

The United States did what exactly? seperated from Great Britain? but just look at it now. They still aren't free... years down the road their still their own worst enemy. Their own captors. Maybe, American would be a much better place if it never seperated to begin with......

And just like America, this tag team we fight tonight. Are something that only they themselves take seriously. They are something that is going to destroy themselves, without anything else even having to try. Something so completely dysfuctional its amazing itself it even manages to last as long as it has.... -Loud massive boos-

And closing comments do we have any?? are we gonna be the UNDISPUTED Tag Team Champions? Qui! are we too good to even be here in Minneapolaberg or whatever it is? QUI! are we the only REAL tag team in the company QUI! QUI! QUI! QUI! QUI!

-Turns toward Superpink-

Me- Say it just a few times for me

-As she joins in QUI! QUI! QUI! QUI! QUI! QUI! QUI! QUI!

OOC: can't wait to see what everyone thinks of my new Promo?jediknight52501

OOC: Nice promos to Everyone from Gamerguy to Crulex to Killerban to Jedi, they all were very well written, and I also must say that FrenchDynasty had a good one too. :)

Tonight at #Destination-X, we will find out who will face me for the #WOTUChampionship at #MITB in the Ultimate X match #TonightWillBeOneInterestingNight

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Somewhat big match tonight at #DestinationX but the Bigger match is Next Sunday at the #MITB when I face off against @Big_Evil for #my #WOTUXDIVISIONCHAMPIONSHIP I hope everyone enjoys the beating I'm going to give @Big_Evil, and @Crulex... :)

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