How many of the viewers then took to twitter to flame M$ right afterwards? My numbers show 74%.

"Achievement Unlocked: Turned XBone off to go outside and have fun, then read a book in the shade."

Good GOD, M$, are you REALLY trying to make wide-ass Americans' even MORE "one" with their couch? What next,

"Achievement Unlocked: Kinect detected opening new bag of Doritos, bag of Taco Bell, & can of Pepsi within One minute of viewing said product commercials"...?

@AlkaPorty @Atalalama You're right. I can actually sell my cats' hairballs.

Gag. They haven't made a great game EVER.

Oh yeah, I TOTALLY trust Microsoft giving their word that they weren't hacked.

Microsofts' word is worth about as much as my cats' hairballs.

I'm interested.

I'm just worried that they'll give Faith a boob job to appeal to the masses.

The consoles will be $299.99 or $349.99 USD.

Extra controllers? $69.99

Cooling fans? $49.99

Wired Headset? $59.99

Wireless Headset? $129.99

QWERTY Keyboard controller attachment? $99.99

Replacement Kinect/Eye/etc? $199.99

Branded HDMI cables? $79.99

3D Glasses? $149.99

Blue Ray remotes? $39.99

I think you see where I'm going with this...

ABANDON SHIP!!!

@Necro_Fear89 Yet another reason to not purchase Microsoft products.

@pedrote I just wanna know where he got that 5% number from. I mean, he can't just be making up stats as he goes along, right? He has to have a source, right?

(Lanky lab rat points at Don's backside and makes laughing sounds)

No, Pinky, his ass is NOT a source.