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He had been walking his dog near Baslow Edge in the Derbyshire Peak District when he was charged at, suffering broken ribs and severe bruising.

Mountain Rescue teams had to carry the 65-year-old man for a kilometre to a waiting ambulance.

The county air ambulance had been called to the scene but it was decided a journey in an ambulance would be more comfortable for the casualty.

Trevor Lawton, mountain rescue team leader, said: "We treated him for his chest injuries and it was decided because of the amount of pain he was in, the best evacuation would be for us to carry him to the road ambulance.

"We were able to carry him sitting up which was much more comfortable for him than lying him down to put him in the aircraft."

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Who will make more money on that day ? Microsoft or Britney's Crack Dealer ?

OMG I PLAYED GAYLO 3 AND IT WAS SO BAD THAT IF ORGOT EVERYTHING IN IT SO DONT QUESTION ME ABOUT I JUST REMEMBER IT SUX!!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!11!!!SeanDiff

Im sorry but:

Homo: Condom Involved > Gaylo 3

Shenmue on Saturn > PS1

I remember seeing a picture of a huge billboard for Dreamcast in a magazine that said "Playstation: Best Before 9.9.99".

Bes ad ever!

I used to HATE FPS, and up until last year had only played Half Life and System Shock 2, but this gen I am enjoying them more and more, for the simple fact that most FPS games this gen are much better games than those of other genre's, which I feel have let us down thus far.

FLOP thread, talk about getting caught out.

And don't try and spin this as being humourous, TC.