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@texasgoldrush: We're talking about opinions here. I mean, you can argue that motor oil tastes like frosting if you like, and you won't technically be *wrong*, but few will agree with you.

Consensus opinion about ME:A is that it's sub-par and bland.

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Everything about Andromeda screams 'cash grab'; a game designed by formula, with an eye to recycling as many free assets as possible. It's the Iron Man 3 of video games.

Even the game's core conceit, travelling to a new galaxy-- it's one seemingly original idea-- is quickly revealed to be nothing but a cheesy way to reboot the series without officially rebooting it. It's a soulless copy of the original game, right down to the 'find the ancient alien technology'. And worst of all, this paint-by-numbers retread isn't even competently built. It's a mess, from the unusable menus to the laughable animations and character designs, to plain old bugs.

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The split should be a Mass Effect 1 face on one side, and one of Mass Effect Andromeda's googly-eyed ventriloquist dummies on the other, with a 'Without EA and SJWs' on one side, and 'With EA and SJWs' on the other.

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ME;A's whole face system would need a massive revamp to look like a current gen game, and that is just not going to happen.

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@igorphoenix : Yeah, that's weird. I've read several reviews that were nothing but lists of negatives... and then it ends with a B+.

EA spends a lot of advertising dollars, and a lot of those 'yeah, but...' reviews reek of someone going out of their way to make excuses and provide a good score to a mediocre game.

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@nibbin1191: The sales numbers were good on DA:I-- that's all they care about. And if enough chumps buy this one, they'll pinch off an equally crappy sequel in a year or two.

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I'm only human, I make mistaaaakes...

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I don't play a lot of JRPGs, but I do love Japanese character design. It's so... I don't know... they just don't give a crap about realism. If it looks cool, it's in. The approach in the Witcher 3 is amazing, with armor and outfits that actually appear functional, but there's something about the whole 'screw it, give her a twelve foot sword' thing that's always fun.

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Star Citizen, the Scientology of the gaming world.

If you acknowledge the increasingly fishy odor surrounding it, you will be swarmed by enraged acolytes, eager to smother their own secret doubts.

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@Altares36: Bitten by a radioactive woman, Woman Woman has the proportionate strength and powers of a woman