Is he STILL whining about his damned parents? Get OVER IT, Bruce, JEEEEEZ.

XCOM2 is amazing. If you've been waiting for it to be released on consoles to try it, you're in for a treat.

No, no... surely not. Noooo... the Last Guardian? Delayed?

@babaelc: I totally read that to the tune of the cannibal song. Like the 'killing for sport' part.

ANYTHING IS WORSE (with Shia LaBeouff)

Seriously looking forward to the SJW whining about that mechanic girl's costume. I'm developing a taste for tears.

@arumat33: I envy you-- it's honestly one of the best games I've ever played.

@Purpledust: Not necessarily Jennifer Lawrence though. The love match you meet will come from a countless pool of possibilities. Literally ANYTHING is possible. But we guarantee it will be perfect.

They should just run with the lying thing at this point and release patch notes like:

Patch 1

You will receive a magical pair of pants in the mail that always has the exact amount of money you need in the pockets

You will start dating Jennifer Lawrence

Free lollipops

etc.

@stoaker: I've got news for you. Star Citizen will never come close to the scope of Star Citizen.

Comparing Elite and Star Citizen is like comparing your hatchback to the Batmobile. Yeah, the Batmobile is much more impressive. It's also imaginary.

By the time it rolls off the Bat-Assembly Line (assuming it ever does, of course), it will be an incredibly complex, mostly untested pile of tech competing with a souped up consumer car that's been in actual use for years.

@brievolz84: Since you didn't actually disagree with me, and only tossed out an elementary school sort of 'that's lame', I take it this is just an uncomfortable fact for you? The new ToS means that they will never have to issue a refund, so long as the game remains 'in development'. All past target dates are null and void, and 'in development' is undefined. So it could mean anything from several teams buzzing around, adding things... or Chris Roberts taking a few years in Bermuda to mull things over.

I'm not one of these people who think SC is a scam, but I do think it's the best example of feature creep we've ever seen, and it's stuck in serious development hell.