Bet on Soldier loks interesting. Though I don't appreciate the name all that much- it sounds like they forgot to complete the sentence. Like "I bet on this soldier" of "You bet on a soldier" or somehting, but not "Bet on Soldier". It sounds like a three year old came up with that name after looking in that alphabet soup of a book he calls a "Picture book".
But I really, really like that mech.

It could be a deathmatch mode in some fighting game. The entire ATI corporation fights Ken Kutaragi!
That'd be hilarious. Ken is annoying.
Mainly because in every interview he does he screams at the X360. "I don't hink unified pixel shading will work." Dude, you're talking about a company developing a console chip for the richest man in the f**king universe. Literally. Until we find more sentient life, he is the richest organism we know of. Ken probably doesn't even have that kind of money. He's eating bronze for supper while Gates is sh**ing platinum three times a day and brushing his teeth with alien artifacts.
I don't know if Ken even knows how the X360 works. Hell, nobody does except the dev team. Gates wouldn't let Sony take first place in this round as the most powerful console. Processor numbers are inferior to graphics power, and the X360 might be able to have a second one installed. So it balances out.
I saw that picture of a japanese chick licking a PSP. Dead pixels must taste good.
But I was wondering, if it's supposed to be sexual, how does Nintendo respond to that? Maybe a 40 year old man jamming a DS down his pants?
I bet the PS3 will catch fire when it turns on. That would be hilarious. I try not to be a fanboy, I know, but sometimes....if it's wrong, then I don't want to be right, dammit.

I finally got a couple people to try to say my name and give up trying to pronounce it. You don't know how proud I am of that.
In other news, Michael Jackson has been judged innocent. Upon hearing this news, the planet's IQ decreased and Vin Diesel's head squorlped.
If you don't know what 'squorlped' means then I suggest you look it up. I dare you.

So, can you upload the Battlefield 2 demo to a disc and get it to me tomorrow? I'd really appreciate it. Or is it impossible at this point?

Jarvis would probably rub it in my face that he has the Battlefield 2 demo. The difference is that he let it run all night and it downloaded the whole thing. My PC will download a portion, stop, then force me to restart all over again. My modem runs at 100mbps but I don't know how good that actually is.
Jarvis might have to best modem in the universe but at least I did that paper about justifying the atomic bomb in one day. He probably hasn't even started it yet. The papers' due tomorrow I think. I think I wrote a really good one. Only problem is that neither of my ink cartidges actually print very well- either the colored one prints it in every color known to man or the black one gets smudges all over the goddamed paper.
Haha. This is my little sister's first exams.
Hey Jarvis. I was thinking of downloading some movies off Gamespot. Think it's a good idea or what? It sounds stupid to ask but I always view downloads with the suspicion that it may f^%k up my PC.

It's horizontal and vertical put together. Vertizontal!
All the consoles are taking production tips from each other. Everybody's copying PS2's Backwards Compatibility and the ability of the console to sit horizontally or vertically (vertizontally), they're copying Xbox's online strength and they're taking... stuff... from the Gamecube.
Actually I don't know if anybody's copying the Cube. Maybe cuz it doesn't have too much about ti that's very novel or unique.
Wireless controllers. That's what they're copying. Okay. Everybody's copying each other.

Yeah, there's no point in downloading the Battlefield 2 demo. At least for me, anyway. The game will be out in a week and the demo takes a day to download- and usually stops at random. Then you have to restart the whole thing- and takes less time, but still, when you have to wait five hours, then start again to get past the stop point, then it stops again and the whole cycle is repeated. So downloading it is just super-excruciating.
Just wait for it to come to retail. Don't even bother, the download will take just as much time and you'll only have a week before the game actualy comes out, so by then it's irrelevant.
If they had released it a week or two before, it would have been worth it. But releasing it so close to retail just means it's bullsh!t.

I need some new headphones. These ones are pressing into my skull and I need a pairt that won't do that.
'Course, it also has to do with my glasses. If the headphones could fit over my glasses without pressing them into my head that'd be great.

Ok, thanks Jarvis. That makes sense.

And now for the explanation of the meaning of the title of this whole thing. Randomness!

You know who really needs to shut the hell up? System of a Down. "We live in a fascist nation!" Bullsh!t, I'll believe that when you guys are in front of a firing squad for your opinions.
Had to get that off my chest. I promised I wouldn't talk politics but I need to keep from exploding sometimes.

So let's forget about it. Gears of War looks awesome. I know I've said that before but I have too say it again while I try to remember the other stuff I was going to say.

Oh yeah, that's right. Silicon Knights has the Unreal engine 3! So their MMO Too Human should look real awesome.

I decided that the Xbox needed a mascot. Introducing Xbob, the Xbox fanboy!
Hello Xbob!
Okay, enough of that. Time to DIE!

Jarvis keeps telling me that Google's G-mail is fully operational and that lunchbox has an account on there.
That doesn't make any sense. I checked the website and they said it was still in beta form and was being tested by select groups of people.
So why the hell can't I get it?
And when I tried to get a Google account, I have my hotmail.com address. The Google site supposedly sent an email to my inbox telling me whether or not the account had been set up but I haven't found the damn emial.
As far as I know, I can't send of recieve email from anybody. The only email I get comes from the freaks who run the site, hoping to get me to sign up for the rest of the service so they can have my money.
Either the Google email hasn't come yet, or the hotmail server deleted it as spam in the blink of an eye. Maybe hotmail doens't want me to switch email addresses. Of course, that's a bit outlandish but whatever.
And apparently the word G-mail is banned. What the hell?