Okay go on those. And if you dont like Myspace, neither do I I just use it to post my rants. Game Revolution is my new site where I review videogames since Game Faqs wants too many words for me. I would like to say since a lot of you guys are Democrats and I am an offensive Republican you may not want to read some blogs since I go after Teddy drunkie and Billy shlongo a lot. But I do like some Democrats even though what I post on there may not look like it. I would like you to go on Fourm From Hell the most since he is my friend and he needs members.

http://www.myspace.com/dumb_ass1 http://blog.myspace.com/dumb_ass1 [May offend harsh language]

http://cycleoflife.proboards80.com/ [friends board]

http://www.gamerevolution.com/profile/view.php?uname=TheRedneck14

Okay I will write down mine, reply with yours. Also do what years it was made if you can[mine are guesses.

NES [1985,1993], SNES [1991,1998], PS1[1994,2002] N64 [1995,2002], Game Boy Color [1998,2003], PS2 [2000,current] , GBA[2001,current], GCN[2001,current], XBox [2001,current[rented from friend]] Windows 98 Computer [?].

I plan to get the Wii when it comes out and I will review it. My friend has a 360 and a old XBox and I play it at his house. I dont want the PS3.

Okay well if you dont get it look at my previous Blog, this is mainly an add on to that. Also if you havent read that one go back untill you find it.

Sony is making a more expensive system that is only minory better than the XBOX360 in power. And the BLU-RAY could screw them with more expensive games and ####### up DVD's to knock out the entire market. Tell me what you think.
 

This is great for me since I love the old Transformers cartoons [mabye you could tell because of that "Beast Wars" thing in a previous Blog]. I am gonna start trying to submit more stuff. Have a great day everyone and I'll try to post more later!
 

Alright, I want to submit a person onto here because I did not find him, He is a comic on Last Comic Standing and I want him to win, but he is not in here so I want to put him in simple? So just explain it and I'll shut up.

Alright I will post the ones I gave 10.0 [not a lot of my huge list]. Just pick which ones you like a lot.

Arrested Development

Married With Children

The War a.... whoops thats --10.0

The Simpsons

Blue Collar Tv [I just like those guys]

Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Seinfeld

The Three Stooges [whoop whoop whoop whoo whooo!]

Whose Line is it Anyway

as a bonus I will also do ones I gave over 9.5, just because I want to.

Beast Wars-9.6 [watch "Code of Hero" and prove me wrong]

The Drew Carey Show-9.8

Fraiser-9.6

Futarama-9.7

My Name is Earl-9.7

Saturday Night Live-9.7

Well I Know me and several other people aggree on this: The War at Home sucks. And they tried to make 9/11 look worse with their crappy name. If you have seen this crappy show [as well as a little comic I made with a stick figure Dave Gold turning into the Devil and being ripped in half and sent to hell] you would know that this show is terrible. I have been known on the War at Home Fourm for constantly going after the show and when my posts are deleted I mack it as "what happend to Lieberman" because I am deleted for dissagreeing with them. Also I have gone as far as to create a character on the game Perfect Dark for the N64 called Dave Gold who I kill with knives, shotguns, rockets and "portable neutron bombs". I am very opinioniated and I hope it gets screwed, it is the 88th highest rated show on TV, often hated by Critics and completely stupid yet it has fans who often lack the intelegence of Arested Development fans [like me]. I am going to copy a Blog like that last one mocking The War at Home after I post 1 with 4 mini rants on it. But first join me in creating the "Cancel War at HomeGroup" on here together we can end crap my friends!

Thursday, July 27, 2006 Rants of a DUMB ASS 119 "Console Wars..... who is ######"

Okay I have done extensive research [magazines, friends houses and Wikipedia] and I have gotten what I expect to be a good case on this. I will do the 2 new ones from Nintendo and Sony the one with the vibrating phalic remote and the one that kills your entire weekly pay As well as Microsofts Tv Computer. I will also do the DS and the PSP. Here are links to my Research site and the ones I looked up if you need to make your case against mine. http//:en.Wikipedia.org/Wiki/Wii [I will try to resist penis jokes] http//:en.wikipedia.org/Wiki/PlayStation_3 http//:en.wikipedia.org/Wiki/Xbox_360 http//:en.wikipedia.org/Wiki/Nintendo_DS http//:en.wikipedia.org/Wiki/PlayStation_Portable If these links dont work... bite me.

CONSOLES: November is too far away from me, I expect that the X Box will have the early lead because it came out first but Nintendo can take over because of its significantly lower price. But Sony even though they have been arragoant ### ##### could win because "we are sony duhrp!" Now I will do the pros and cons of each system on their own.

 Wii: What I like about the Rev... Wii is the Virtual console using several old games from past systems and the gigantic inovation in games it will offer with its motion sensing controler. I am very interested in Red Steel which is a Japenese Mafia game using the Wii-mote to aim your gun and fight using a Katana [sword for non ninja nerds]. I also like that there is a low cost which WON'T kill you wallet [Sony, I am looking right into your greedy gaping maw] and the Wireless Remote could help game makeres be innovatave again while most of the crap today is just trying to pump out good graphics and getting Gameplay like there was in "Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing" well known for being "the worst game ever made" buy it just for the "YOURE WINNER!" part of it. Also being able to play Game Cube games and the "standard" game discs helps it. What could hit it hard is that it may be weaker but rember that the little cube before could pump out some serious power. Also the controller could turn away some gamers but it did get a reccord number of people into its E3 booth this year and the controler is liked. And its simple design could piss off people who like that goofy PS3 Consoles look. I also thing that the Vibrating remote could be used as a ##### which is weird and could mess it up. Overall I only had minor nitpicks with the Revolutio... DAMN IT.... the Wii and I think it will brign back Nintendo.

Xbox-360: Well we all know what the box is capable of. it is like a orrigional X Box with online capabilities and improved graphics.... its a ### #### PC for your tv! and with a ####### controler too!. It even looks like one just stand it up. I have played the X Box 360 before and I liked it, I enjoyed PDZ [though it sucks when you compare it to the N64 classic] but to me a lot of games appear to be minory upgraded versions of other games with a higher price tag. It did break a lot on the first day but screw that it is a fun system. And I do like that it is cheaper than the 600 buck "paycheck killer" PS3. The graphics are great now it just needs some killer games to do great.

PS3: Well Krazy Ken really ###### up here. I hate how they designed the console with the goofy curves [at least the "boomerang" is gone now] I also got mad when I heard of its "#### bills and food just buy me!" marketing campaign [I mean its wallet drainer]. They have been arrogant and acting like "no matter what we do we will win" since they won the last two wars [though their systems were crap beleive me I own em!]. I also know that the graphics [except some videos] werent much of an improvment over the PS2, we all know sony is full of #### rember when they said the PS2 was capable of "Toy Story" graphics... they were full of #### since most of my games on there look like Perfect Dark or Unreal with a higher Poly count. I know that they claim the price is a "good" thing but I have lost faith in Sony by some of their decisions and we all know what a piece of crap the PS2 which wont even load a game most of the time, it wont take a genius to guess the PS3's technology is gonna be rife with errors. Sure the graphics COULD be incredible and the technology COULD make a diffrence but I will go to a store and test one and if it sucks told ya so. You should never pay 600 bucks just for a gaming machine that is highway robbery. I beleive that this could do well with Sonys bottomless walleted zealots but otherwise Sony has sodomised theirselves.

 DS: I like this system, Nintendo likes to change the way you play games and by god they have done it. I like how they use the two screens and extra stuff as well as online games make this a great handheld. The graphics are a little pixely for 3d but come on this is pretty damn good and using both screens for one image doubles its power. I also like how they have games to get adults into gaming like Nintendogs, Big Brain Accademy and Sudoku [what the hell is that btw] as well as their tried and true games which are currently winning this war for Nintendo against the PSP. The graphics beat the N64 except for in being solid because they can turn pixely [like a GBA] but it is still fun and I enjoyed playing my friends Metroid Prime Hunters and Wario Ware. They can do well with this.

 PSP: Well I saved the worst for last what do you think! The only good things I can admit for this piece of crap are some great graphics and a nice design. The games are quite bad for here and stuff like the "nub" and some buttons are horrendous as well as the load times [which dont belong on a handheld system... kills batery faster and means less gaming]. Also the system is quite weak unlike Nintendo true story about 2 other stystem I have, My Game Cube has reppeatedly fallen from its shelf [3 feet up] landed on a corner and remained on but if I try to MOVE my PS2 it turns off, same for this thing if if falls on some hard ground, you just wasted 200 bucks! I demand you keep this away from clumsy peole or small children or it will break real fast! The UMD Movies are one of the most horrendous things Ive ever heard of 25 bucks to watch an inferrior movie that kills bateries and looks like crap "Gee daddy I want that now!" I could pull a better video than that out of my ###. The graphics are between Sega Dremacast [killed by Sonys smear campaign] and PS2 which is good for a handheld and that is all I am going to kindly say.

 Finaly, I think Nntendo has the best ones in this war followed by X Box and last is Sonys wallet killing beasts.

I have noticed they picked worse comics than the other 2 years where they were mostly good. Currently the only 2 real good ones that were voted into the house were Chris Porter, Josh Blue and Ty Barnett. In fact several good comics were screwed because the producers wanted people who would be interesting in the House [like Stella the pregnant Bronx #####] I predict in the current 4 remaning [out of 10] Chris should win, Ty in second, Josh in 3rd and Michelle should be kicked off. Rember to vote friends.
 

This Blog sucks, because I use Firefox now I can't copy my stuff onto it, like my Rants from Myspace and The Fourm from Hell [go on there if you want the links are in my Sig]. anyway I can barley do anything on this one cant tv.com change this thing for those of us with crappy web connections! Git r DOne and 9 more % till I'm an Auotobot!