since this glorious day is almost over and since i was at work & u were work but got out early
to party and debauchery (*ahem* cheap american beer)
&
eat a f*** load of BBQ, (u just made some slaughter house owner happy)
the laxative fairy sends her 4th of July tidings to all us tonite.
Right after she steals your half off x-mas presents you bought
at the mall today.
:twisted::twisted::twisted:

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HI EVERYONE!!!!!

tis'me the laxative fairy, u crazy party animals, u! :D

I bought with me:

because i know all about the

and the

and the

das famous jello, y'all

you have

all day.

Then u went to

& the mall day just to walk off lunch.

But u went to the
food court for more

&

&

Now u can't take a

now, it's time to see the

but you suffer from

(indigestion)

& still can't

Because u need

but then i

come your rescure & make you feel

:) :D :) :D

again.

now the cat has something to savor about:

gotta love that meaty aftertaste yeah!

& has my payment for my services,
i took all your half off x-mas gifts from the mall!!!
no pawn shop vcr for cousin johnny! :)

why is that gift vibrating?! ;0

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your's truely had work 2day, but i got off 2 hours early!! i did nothing all day!! nothing!! i'm gonna watch babylon s4 now. ;)

BTW, PLZ TELL ME IF THIS BLOG WAS GROSS OR NOT! ;)

yep i've gained 10 lbs and developed love handels so now my clothes fit tight and u can see the back rolls when i wear a shirt that USED to fit -10lbs ago. x_x

this is also means i have more "junk in the trunk" which means my ass is big as so are my thighs, stomach, & so on.

wait 10 lbs? prolly more, way less than 20...

anyone have any pizza? i'm starved.

btw, mushroom pizza is good.

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oh, tx st might be to expensive to attend so might not be going after all...:cry:

for another wk or so.

haha..wht did u think i meant in the title?

we're leaving tomarrow to san marcos for the all day orientation on wensday. on thursday i'll be filling in some papers for financial aid and settling anything having to do w/housing. friday is our last day, but idk when when we'll be leaving. idk if i'll be able to use in the internet while i'm @ tx st.

i'm leaving now cuz i havent packed yet & we have a ton of things to do b4 we leave tomarrow.

i actually haven't been on since sunday..i just leave the thing running and don't log out. anyways, i'm very busy with a school i'm not even attending yet and life sh!t. so i'll be back on saturday, ok?

oh, my grandma is a diabetic at 87!? wtf...

:roll: yesterday's spam blog didn't do very and this is because is because spam was encouraged and advertised for a wk. wht do i have to do to bring more ppl to my blogs? :roll:

something came up so i'm leaving this short...but fun. ;)

in Much Ado about Nothing,
sumthing happened. but in
Much to Screw about Somthing,
wierd sh!t happened because
YOU invented it!

MUCH TO SCREW ABOUT SOMETHING
is the last installment of
STAR TREK VOYAGER: THE LAST EPISODES
Part 3
that you'll get into invent.

the rules are simple:

1) THESE ARE PICTURES! ONLY PICTURES!
you get to invent the the freakin' wheel
and SPAM all u freakin' want.

2) no need to stay on topic...
if u want to post about tires or cat hair, u can...
i dont give a fck b/c i havta go now...

:shock: neelix gets pootang? :shock:

somethine tells me that 7 has a foot fetish...

no kes you ANIT inocent..theres a reason why
your ppl are called the OOOcAAAmpAAA

atleast the...the...CROWNING ACHIVEMENT!!!!!




NOW SPAM!!! S P A M!!!!!!

TX ST HAS 21 RESIDENCE HALLS AND TURNS OUT I'M TO OLD & HAVE TO MANY HOURS MAKING ME EXEMPT FROM LIVING IN A RESIDENCE HALLS. WHICH IS A BUNCH OF HORSE SH!T. I TRIED TELLING THE HOUSE LADY THAT IT IS GOING TO BE MY FIRST TIME IN ANOTHER CITY AND I'M A TRANSFER. SHE TOLD THAT RES HALLS ARE FOR THE NOOB FRESHMEN AND STUDENTS THAT HAVE LESS THAN 52 HRS AND ARE UNDER 21. SHE THAN GAVE ME ALL THE NUMBERS TO THE SCHOOL HOUSING PPL. I CALLED THE APTS, I'M ON A WAITING LIST FOR ONE PLACE AND I'M GONNA SEND IN $300 & HOUSING CONTRACT TO ANOTHER APT. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE AN OFF-CAMPUS APT...ITS SOMETHING I WON'T BE TO AFFORD ON TOP OFF LIVING EXPENSES SUCH AS GAS, FOOD, BILLS, ETC. ALSO MY PARENTS AREN'T GOING TO SEND ME MONEY SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BARE THE MAJORITY OF THE EXPENSES ON MY OWN. asking my mom for money is the equvilant of picard's negotiations with romulans & dad has his wife to tend to.

IF I WOULD HAVE TRANSFERED TO TX ST A YR AND HALF AGO, I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO LIVE IN THE DORMS WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH CHEAPER THAN LIVING IN THE APTS...AT THIS TIME I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO LIVE IN A DORM B/C I WOULD HAVE TRANSFERED AT THE RIGHT TIME, THUS STILL BEING ELIGIBLE TO LIVE IN A DORM WITH ALL EXPENSES COVERED BY AID. IN AN APT, I GOING TO PAY WATER AND ELECTRICTY. ATLEAST I GET BASIC CABLE...BUT I DONT HAVE A LAP-TOP, SO INTERNET IS GOING TO BE A COMMIDTY.

THIS IS MY FIRST LIVING IN ANOTHER CITY AND I'M MOST LIKELY GONNA END UP LIVING IN AN OVERPRICED SINGLE BED/BATH SCHOOL APT IN WHICH I'M GONNA HAVE TO WORK FULL TIME DURING THE SCHOOL YR AND WORK 2 JOBS DURING THE SUMMER JUST TO SAVE ENOUGH FOR A 9 MONTH SCHOOL YR ...RIGHT NOW I'M WAITING FOR A MIRCLE. HOUSING AND FINANCIAL AID WISE.

i have friends going to other universities that were older and had more hours than me when they transfered and THEY got to live in res halls (sam houston, tamuk, brownsville) while i'm younger and have the more or less the hours and i'm forced to live in over priced apts. i know another guy that went to tx st (he's 23) and said he had to transfer to tamiu b/c he ran out of money...i can see why now since he was basically forced out the safety & cheapness of the dorms when he passed 52 hrs and turned 21. i hate myself for not transfering schools sooner and not switching to a higher paying job. my cousins also went there and they were also forced into living in a off campus apt. tx st is also the 3rd biggest uni in tx and the res hall clause might have something to do with it... c'mon 21 res halls? that in itself says "big ass school" but christ...i feel like a pervert not being able to live in a res hall. my dad went to tamuk and he said tx st has more res halls than tamuk has buildings! :o

I NEED A MIRCLE!

SEND YOUR WHITE LITE AND EVERYTHINGa
FOR A MIRCLE!

sleep...sleepy. must sleep. transfer stress so stressfull. x_x

HERE'S A RERUN BLOG...

NOW GET OUT MY FACE. RAWR.

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PRE-MINI BLOG OF THE CENTURY DEBAUCHERY EXTRODANAIRE

FRIDAY THE 13!!

warm up blog for BLOG OF THE CENTURY. remeber to keep everything pg-16 and up. ;)

PRE-MINI BLOG OF THE CENTURY DEBAUCHERY EXTRODANAIRE

FRIDAY THE 13!!

warm up blog for BLOG OF THE CENTURY. remeber to keep everything pg-16 and up. ;)

i didn't even finish the title...lol. anyways, a PRE-MINI BLOG IS SCHEDULED FOR SOME NEXT WK...AND YES, FILTH IS ENCOURAGED. the real BLOG OF CENTURY IS GONNA PWN OUT THA WATER...just sayin'...

:roll: i'm stressed...i'm finally transferring to texas st & after the semester i spend there, i feel i'll be able to apply to media giants like nyu (again), ucla & usc with confidence and experience because tx st is known for thier media program, but that school is more known for radio than anything else and i want to fully immerse myself in a integrated tv and film program. if all else fails, i'll just transfer to uta because austin rocks, but everyone goes to uta so it's cliche. :roll:

-ahhhhhhhhh things i need to do: wait for official letter & dorm info so i can start filling those out, talk to transfer counselor & find out what will transfer, go to campus for orientation, talk to academic adviser while there, call school and ask them to update my file for fall instead of summer 2. :roll:

dam you a&m and your evil school system...tamiu was the biggest waste of time and energy all for nothing. i never wanna walk into a a&m school eva....X# X# :evil: