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t0marrow is the VACATION OF NATIONAL LAMPOONS. :roll:

x_x what a mess. if chevy chase were here, he'd be proud. heck, he'd even video tape the entire thing and embarrass us on "slide show nite" with the neighbors.

when, what, who, where, time, huh

when: tomarrow. tomarrow at 10:30 am we'll be departing from "betazoid city" via contoemta; airlinesand will be arriving around 11:45 or so at HOUSTON INTERCONTINENTAL AIRPORT (IAH) :roll:.now mind you, this is one wacky airport. it's HUGE! i promised by myself i'd NEVER, EVER again go to that airport. it's a dieasters maze. hated it.

i still have bad memories from last yrs cancun vacation. the plane from my town arrived late and we only had 20 mins tocatch the connecting flight to cancun. we had to take the escalator, train, and run threw various hallways to get there on time. barely made it. in another 5 mins, the door would have been closed and we would have missed cancun! :cry:

then at the bagge pickup, we'll meet the escort limo driver guy and drive to galveston's moodygarden hotel. :roll: note to self: take gameboy

what: it's abeach resort. humid. overpriced. overraid. usually we go with my anut but, her daughter, my cousin is getting married saturday and this where the real fun starts. in austin and then on sat we'll go back to houston's HOBBY airport, grab a flight to austin on southwest and attend that wedding. :roll:

who: me and mother

where: houston/galveston/austin

huh: IT BETTER RAIN. IF IT RAINS WE DONT GO TO AUSTIN! :D but bad the same time :(. what a headache. 2 AIRPORTS. 2 DAYS. i've never been to HOBBY but guess it's as big as IAH or even bigger. as if houston wasent big enough, it has not one, but 2 airports. :roll: from my town to IAH tomarrow. then on friday we'll hang out at the beach. then on sat we get a mid moring flight to ausin. then we have about 5 hrs or so to get dressed, eat, rest, etc. i'm wearing the dress that i wore to my other cousins wedding in october. me and mother are gonna be packed with luggage. x_x then sunday are hitching a ride with my cousin to san antonio and then my dad will pick me and mother up and we'll drive back.

*end*

-i was buying last minute stuff at the mall when i saw A 15'' PICARD ACTION FIGURE. IT WAS SO AWESOME I ALMOST KNEELED AND WANTED TO WHOSHIP. AWESOME. EXCEPT I DONT HAVE $129.00 x_x

- i saw sandra (girl with baby) at the mall! :o

-i got carside service at the laurdomat. lmao. :?

g2g now. i still need to do stuff. :(

i'll try to bring pics.

tomarrow is the most important comic-con since ABRAMS IS GOING TO BE THERE AND WILL ANNOUNCE THE CAST FOR THE TREK 11. I'M GOING TO NEED ALL YOU TREK FANS TO PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE ANNOUNCENTS FOR ME!!!!!!! AND ALL MEANS, IF LENNY IS MENTIONED OR HE IS SAYS ANYTHING RELATING TO TREKK 11, PM ME THE WEB SITE(S) WHERE THIS INFO COMES FROM!!!!! DO NOT SUBMIT ANYTHING OVER WKEND! REPEAT DO NOT SUBMIT ANYTHING!

7 of 9 to extract wisdom teeth from Micheal Bolton

Jake Sisko
Pictures by Nog
Federation News Service

VOYAGER- Sitting calmly awaiting his turn at Voyager's sickbay, has-been singerand Fabio lookalike, Micheal Bolton waits patiently for a procedure he's been dreading for so long --- Wisdom Tooth extraction. A "painful" procedure in which the patient is sedated at the jaw and the troublesome back wisdom teeth are yanked out(opps did I say yank? I mean extracted) using Borg technology and knowledge. When asked why he waited for long for this procedure, the old codger broke into song (sang to the tune of when a man loves a woman). "When a man's wisdom teeth hurt, he must have them yanked out!" and then started combing his hair. Ex Borg drone 7 of 9 will be the yanker (extractor) under the supervision of VOY's EMH The DOC. The pseudo Borgette explains the procedure. "I posses knowledge of such a thing. It's a an easy operation. The Borg have assimilated cultures with more highly advanced medical techniques than yours -- of course it can be done. An Ocampa tramp like Kes can do it." Everyone else on Voy doesn't seem to share 7's "enthusiasm" on the extraction. In fact, them more curious than anything else. The cranky holodoc wants to take notes on what 7 is about to do. "This should be good... if we can bring a man back to life (referring to Neelix) than we can easily take out someone's wisdom teeth. I bet my hair on it. Oh btw, 7 plz don't insult Kes." Captain Janeway wants to know if Bolton can sing afterwords. "The ship's computers have such good knowledge on this man. I want to know if he can do a private concert for me and Cmdr. Chakotay. That be wonderful. " Helmboy Lt. Tom Paris also shares the same sentiment over Bolton like his captain. "A concert by this old fart would be great. B'elanalikes that kind of stuff." The ships chef person also seems interested in such a thing. "If 7 can bring a person back to life, like she did with me, I bet she'll do a good job taking out Mr. Bolton's wisdom teeth. Maybe afterwords he can do a concert for the ship and maybe a private one for me and Ensign Harry Kim." When asked to comment on the subject, Vulcan Comdr. Tuvok gave me the Vulcan nerve pinch and left me in an airlock. Thefirst time event of wisdom teeth yanking is the first of it's kind on Voyager. They hope to bring back knowledge of Borg dentistry to the Federation and Earth.

pic. time!

7: Stay still! This will only take a minute.

Bolton (to the tune of when a man loves a woman): When a man's wisdom teeth hurt, he must have themtaken out!

7: hand me the plyers!

*yanks all 4 teethout*

still singing: when man has his wisdom teeth yanked out because of no sedation, he passes out because of the pain! *passes out*

THERE U HAVE IT FOLKS, BORG WISDOM TEETH EXTRACTION! A PAIR OF PLYERS AND NO NUMBING OF THE JAW!

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btw, i went to the dentist for a teeth cleaning. only saw the dr. for a second. :roll:

Where's Worf, Scotty, or Chief O'Brian when u need them! :cry:

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u_u the senior GRAPHIC ARTIST got involved and omg it was going horribly. i really dropped the torpedo on this --- or would have seemed. i don't remember what she said, it was this big elaborate scheme and something about the machines.the entire time he was making faces, looking around, and chanting "I DON'T WANT IT!", "I DON'T WANT IT!" he said a few times all because "IT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED!" over and over while the boss was jabbering on and on about "not losing money", "work done", "this what you paid for" and he'd respond "I DON'T WANT IT!" with this child like voice then the boss would yell back "this is what you paid for!"

him: I'M TAKING MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE!

boss: THIS IS WHAT YOU PAID FOR!

him: IT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED!

boss: THIS IS WORK DONE!

him: NOT WHAT I WANTED! NEVER MIND

boss: YOU PAID FOR IT, IT'S YOURS

him: I SAID, IT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED!

boss: IT'S YOURS NOW! I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MONEY FOR WORK DONE.

etc. x_x

as he was about to leave, someone calls and i pretend it's guy from one of the other departments saying something about the machines aren't working, so now there is time for any changes. so i take the boss into another room and tell her this story. she goes along with it and we finally win him over.

where i dropped the torpedo: when i emailed him on friday, he said "he liked it, but to add 5K and the date" right before i went on vacation. when i came back on sunday, i read the email, but he said he wanted it in color now and to know the pricing. since, i wasn't sure what to charge him, i waited till monday to talk to the boss about pricing and such.she said it was to late to change the logo because there about to be printed (lie)so i wouldn't't have to go back and redo anything. he was making such a fuss that i no other choice but to give in.we finally agreed to change the font, keep in original black, add the rest of the info, and no color. i redid the logo with 3 different fonts and emailed him earlier. he picked which one he wanted and now everything is done.

all of this could have been avoided if i would have done those 3 choices yesterday and charged him today. except i didn't think about it.the color logo would have costed an arm and a leg, but thats how it goes. he got what he wanted & there's no use going back and worrying about it. politics in the work force. giving in to save yourself later on because you don't know if that costumer will bad mouth you and you could develop a bad rep and not know about it.

back to the telephones for me. u_u

it would have been nice if Worf came and kicked this guy or ifi yelled "BEAM ME UP!!" onmy combage or the walkie talkie to safety on the enterprise instead of dealing with that guy.

I'M HOME!! I'M HOME!! anyone missed me? :D

boy, i'll you, the away mission to

4

was a tiresome trip. u_u

we dodged hordes of

,

fans, and

monsters on our way there.

My ship, the flying XYZ-101010-9D

was attacked by

that wanted the whale's

collection so he could use as

because he hates them so. :(

Then it started raining

that lay

instead of eggs. yummy!

Finally we got out of there alive and made our way back to the

and treated to a concert by

the end.

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other news:

remember the logo guy? i emailed him the logo on friday nite and he emailed be back saying he now wants it in color (color way more expensive than the original black), with the year, and the rest of the name.

info: i cannot show u the logo, but i can tell u what its about. it's a logo for some fun run thats taking place a few wks from now. it's just something simple with a sun, runner, and "fun run" across the top.

erm...:roll: something tells me not to put the date on the logo. it's a first time run and usually first time runs have very small turn outs. he excepts 200-300 runners, but he's prolly pushing his luck and plus he's still young and optimistic. poor guy. i don't want to jinx his event, but it's going to take place at the local uni. so i'll see how it goes.

come monday, i'll talk with the boss GA (graphic artist) and tell her what this guy wants. the boss lady willdetermine a price on monday. i'll need to explain to this guy that color logos aren't cheap.as soon as the whining starts, i might have to pull out other art work and even draw comparisons between our lines of work. he's an intern at the local hospital. if he starts the eye rolling and sighs.

QUESTION OF THE DAY:

should still continue to draw work comparisons & showing him personal art work? or this to much? IMO this is round 2. suggestions?

super busy. taking a film class at local uni and need to figure out classes for college. job hunting, using photoshop on fathers laptop, and viewing online catalogs at sametime. see u all later.

:roll: don't look at me..i'm not pregant. :roll:

i randomly started craving stachy foods (i dont how since i eat a beagle every morning) right in middle of lunch. then the

craving hit me...ok..DO I LOOK LIKE COUNSELOR DEANNA TROI?! :roll:

oh wait..i'm tv.com's answer to troi. but with terrible advice and short stature.

then the overwhelming craving for one of these started. :o

or a stack...

now it's time for work...but instead i run off to the local

SUPER MARKET

and i see a very cute boy. he's the reason why i like to go to that store in the first placebecause he is sooooo fine and with a rump like his you'll prolly catch on fire. i dont rember his name, but he is tall, white, and oh so handsome. he has this colored skull tatoo on his arm that's starting to peel and he said he wants to get it done again. he also wears a death with sickle* belt buckle but before he used to have a chain of the virgen de guadalupe around his neck. did i mention he's soooo cute? he also haswhite spots on his neck... o.o

oh yes, going back on topic, i buy some of these

and finally head to work to finish that logo (it's finished!)

on the way back, that song by champaige "try again" starts playing!!! :o i think it's a sign...

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me and baby:

:cry: our child is a borg!!! :cry:

btw, with a body like this

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who coulden't resist el spock.

more hot coco

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all of you have been naughty! go to the salad bar! :evil:

um...ok this is gonna be quick mainly because i cant type becaue by lift index is super bruised purple/ swollen (nail looks like its gonna pop out, but it doesnt hurt:s) so i cant type very well right now.

ok... i was at work today when i was asked prices for logos. i explained to this young man that a one time charge is $10.00for clients who wantprinted logos and free for returing clients who have already placed logo orders in the past. now thisdude had no logo & very disperate for one.now, i'ma jr. graphic artist meaning i have no prior experiance (exct for classes, and no new work since i dont have photoshop anymore) did not want to make a logo . so he comes again, places an order and demands i make him a logo. :roll: um..ok..i charge him $15 since i'm a jr. and logos are actully alot harder then they look. now he starts b!tching about the price. :roll: so u know wht i do? i grab "secrect garden" from the wall & explain to him this project took a month or so to make and that logos are time and effortbecause it's our linefor work.$15 is hell of alot cheaper then he's gonna get from the the "sr." graphic artsits. thesr.gawould have charged $25 minimum for a simple logo, ebcsa thats all the guy wants. something with two pieces of clip art and some wording. about $25 plus tax. something as complex as secertgardenstarts about $45 & up. that shut him up.

now, if u excuse me, i have somework to do. no B5 tonite. :(

SHERIDAN SPORTIN' THE CHESTER A. ARUTHER! LOOK EVERYONE IT'S CAPT. VEER!

BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5 BABYLON 5

1st CAPT.

MIKE O'HARE as JEFF SINCLAIR! (FILF :o)

1ST OFFICER

CLAUDIA CHRISTAIN as SUSAN IVANOVA

CHIEF OF SECUITY

JERRY DOYLE as MICHEAL GERIBALDI

DOCTER

RICHARD BIGGS(rip) as DR. STEPHAN FRANKLIN

CENTURIE AMBASSADOR

PETER JURSAIK as LONDO MOLLARI

i'm currently on s3. AWESOME. i'm gonna watch it now

confidentail to homer: :P

1st sandra blog

i did a blog about her a few months back, but i finally got the courage to call her. :S

we had a brief conversation and she told me she was thinking about me yesterday. :) i asked if she was watching SPIKE and saw trek so that might have reminded her of me. lmao.

i also told i'm going to bring her a gift, also inquired what the kid likes such as spiderman, transformers, hulk, etc. then sandra said "in due time..in due time" lol.

so, today i bought her this nifty gift (at the bottom) with plans to visit her on tuesday. she doesnt live that far from the my house, so it will be nice to get out and do something for a change. :)

details:

gender: boy

name: ORLANDO! i'm gonna call him "londo" as in this londo. :o

born: june 27 (2 wks old, almost a month)

weight: ??*

size: ??*

apprance: she told me he looks alot like his dad. again, i dont know the father is. i also dont know if they are together (IMO, you shouldent be asking those kinds of questions, since that info is prolly secret.) but i'm guessing the kid has olive skin and black hair. or maybe he might be a light shade of brown since sandra is as white as a sheet (for the 1000th time, i live in a predominant hispanic area, that's why everyone always wants to if the baby is dark or white, lmao).

*you'd think i'd ask her, but i will when i see her.

the gift i bought them today:

it has socks, wipies, q-tips, travel size johnson and johnson products,teething ring, something with elmoand i added some spiderman stickers. :) i'll be sure to visit on tuesday.

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speaking of b-days, TOMARROW IS MOTHERS B-DAY!!! shes gonna be 18 for the 7th time. ;)

EVERYONE! I KNOW A STORE THAT SELLS LOTERIA MUGS (mexican lottery) I GOT MOTHER A MUG FOR HER B-DAY, AND IF U WANT ME TO GET U A LOTERIA MUG FOR YOUR B-DAY, PM ME!!!!!!! :D dont be shy. ;)

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now if u excuse me, i'm gonna watch some

on dvd now. :)

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what a bust...4th day with the modem only to be told over the phone that there might be something wrong with it. :evil:

day 1: i set up everything according to the instructions from the at & t cd and the paper from the modem box. ethernet cable (yellow cable) conneted to ethernet port in back of tower and modem, dsl cable (gray cable) connected to filter that is connected to the phone jack alongside phone and modem, and the modem connecteted. duringthe set up, i kept geeting an error msg saying "computer cannot find modem, check power and ethernet. um..both are connected. when the u turn the modem on, the power, the ethernet and the dsl lights are supposed to blink and keep lit. only the power and ethernet lights blink and keep lit. other times, the ethenet lite would blink and blink w/o stopping. through the entire time, the dsl light never lit up once only during start up.

i call at & t and the voice on the other line gives me all this instructions. restart modem, turn off comp, plug dsl line directly into phone jack, nothing works. then she tells me that there might be something wrong with modem. X# X# she asks how long i have had the modem and i tell "barely got it...few hrs ago.." turns out i called late and the tech place was already closed.

day2: same thing. call place. we go threw rutene nothing. transfered to tech dept. they do line checks, THE LINE WORKS...NO DUH!

day 3: same thing. no call

day 4: same thing. gonna call right and ask for a techniqien to come over.

mother doesnt wanna cancel dsl. i dont know wht is going to happen next. i'm so angry i could watch babylon 5 for the next 4 hrs. :evil:

dsl can stick it. it can kiss my betazed arse.