the infamous BLOG OF THE CENTURY took place. hehehehehe. ;) everynow and then, i'll chuckle at some of the responses. :oops:

for some reason, i can imagine this response taking place at the dinner table.

[spoiler]

Janeway: Well, Mac-Ale, since you are a divorced old guy, your father and I want to share secrets of a good marriage. It wasn't easy, just because I was captain, people assumed I was lesbian!
Chakotay: Well, Kathryn, it wasn't like these were the adventures of Xena in the Delta Quadrant.
Janeway: Affirmative. But there was that time I swore I saw you trying to program "hentai porn" into the holodeck.
Chakotay: I was helping the doctor do research on what bored kids used to do in the old days! But anyways, what's the secret to an "eternal love"?
Janeway: I want to make this crystal clear...its people writing endlessly about it on 21st century TV blogs.

[/spoiler]

then janeway with teary eyes, puts her hand on mac-ale's hand and tells him "you were a late in life baby" :) "than after that we were blessed with kimba and 123home."

chekotay: "they were such good kids. very bright, too. then we were cursed with lynn* and dee. n'said."

then mac walks into j & c's room to find stacks and stacks of hentai & vulcan handcuffs. :0 :0

then....

just joking, lynn. :P

hi everyone! how is everyone going? it's thursday, 3 day wkend, and only 3 wks left of school and 2 wks left for the work study! :D

thanks for all your love and support yesterday. :) made me feel sooooo butter better. as for sally and joey, the waiting game has began and maybe its just better if they come around. *sigh* knowing sally, she'll want to do something during finals and i'll be will studing for the math finalthen i'll be tempted to laugh in her face. and if i stay on msn long enough, joey will appear around 1 am or so. u_u

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anways, plz enjoy this Simpley Red concert in the vip room. :)

my fav. song is sunrise.

HUGS FOR EVERYONE! :) *starts dancing*

when i look into your eyes i see the sunrise..lalalaa

-after tomorrow there will only 3 more wks of school and i think 2 wks left for the work study to be over! yay!

-tomorrow is the 1st math test..:(. i've been seeing a tuder hardcore twice a day for 2 weeks now and studying in my off time so i'll see how things go tomorrow and monday when he gives back the test.

-any one remember sally? the chick i took the road trip back in jan. well she's back in town. i think she didn't do to well at the university she was attending and how she's shedeciding which community college to go to. the one i attend or another one where she used to live. but here's the news:
she won't respond to my text mgs, keepsphone coverstations short, and other wise will be "away" on her msn listing. there was a lapse of a few monthes we dident communicate w/each other because she lost phones n got a new number, then i got a number because i switched phone plans. now it seems like she doesnt want to talk. i want to be friends again. 2 saturday's ago when she came back, we planned to go a movie at 4. so i called her at 4 and she's still asleep.. go figure. her mom tells me that she came back late from the move. ok...i was on msn until 3am that day and i know for a fact she was prolly on thier longer. ok...i understand.

call her a few days later. "i'll call you back later" & never does. i send her an off-line msn msg with my ner # n she never calls. ok...

her msn profile is usually set to "away" when i'm there.. or she never answers. nothing. ok...maybe i can understand.

finally, i call her yesterday. a 5 min coversatation. "my mom is coming, we're going to the store. send me a text" ok...so i send her a text & get no response.

ok..that's it. WHAT'S THE DEAL?DOES SHE WANT TO BE FRIENDS?WHAT AM I GOING WRONG?!is it me? i cantbe that boring...any suggestions? if she has a b/f might as well tell me. i understand. if she doesnt want to be friends, jsut block me and get it over with.

same with my other friend joey. he doesnt respond to mytexts msg and he's never on msn when i'm on and i havent seen him in a few days.we were becoming pretty good pals during the spring semester,but now it seems like he's disapered.

again, IS IT ME? OR WHAT'S GOING ON?

i never thought friend issues during the regular semesters because i was hanging out with so many diffrent groups that i diffrent lonely or sad. now it seems like no ones around. :(

if i cant dont have any plans for the weekend, i'll just submermise myself a good book and my babylon 5 dvds. *sigh*

no wonder i'm so freakin' obessed with trek..i have nothing to do! :cry:

btw, i made 3 A's and a B and i havent gotten a deans list letter. :(

so i was blogging last nite when mother dedicated to unplug the phone cord we use for dail-up. leaving me in the middle of a blog and w/o a chance to log out. :evil:

so plz dont feel bad because i didn't visit your blogs, it was unintentional ;).

as of now, i'm on the school comp and my accout at home is still open. will logout first thing when i get home.

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so i broke the washer...

no worries...it's still under warranty & the thing is only 7 yrs old.

it was sunday. i was half asleep and accidentally put 6 towels and 4 sheets in the basket. mother, being the "insistor" as she is, made me go buy some bottled water. the 5 mins. that i was gone was all it took for the washing machine for kupoof. u_u

as soon as a i get back, the maid comes running out waving her hands (yea...like i'm deaf) and saying something in spanish that the washingmachine has busted.

the luandy room smells, the thing is smoking, and the wash is still soapy.

mother freaks out, goes on a tyrade, makes me hand rinse the clothes, then she has me carry a very heavy beasket with the basket w/the wet wash so i can "feel what the maching machine went though" yea right...like i want to risk a hernina. get real. so i put the clothes in 2 baskets and dragged it outside while she is just there yelling, and of course i'm not listening and not eveing caring.

as i was rinsing the washs outside, the maid takes over and we put the wash on the line.

i call the sears service line. turns out the account is in another number. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HELPFUL B4 CALLING. so i change the number, and set up a service date. turns out that the only opening is for thrusday the 21. u_u

mother camplains and calls sears again. she claims that i dident call, WHEN I DID!, the ppl search for grandmas name for 20 mins because of the number change and then she says "i waited 20 mins for them to tell me what you told me" WELL NO ****.

so no i have to go laudromat. hahahahaha laudromat in the inner city..hahahaha. good plan. i'll hide in a washing machine when the dude with the knife walks in. good. good idea. i'll go alone and try to make eye contant with all the ppl there. heck, i'll even "borrow" soap from lady with the 6 kids. yes. excellant. get real.

i'm hoping father will take me to wash at his house instead. i'd rather go there and use the net instead of having to sit around for 20 mins. x_x

X_X have any of you even seen the MESS?

this is just the themeparK area..and why are there birds? wht unearth did you ppl do?

>.> oh goodness..you ppl unleashedall heck lose on the vip room & the autobots went running outa place like somebody farted!

this is the patio music stage area:

theres a bear eating from the mess. u_u shoo! scram! beat it! that's for andy! shooo!

after taking a long hard look at the party, the palomino as run away for no reason, andy is roller coaster sick and in the hospital, major nelson presented a wedding ring and "many nites in bangkok" to jeannie so she beamed herself outahere faster than you can say hi.

there was a food fight in the vip room and walls are covered in food, 3/4 rollar coasters arent working, the holodeck is damaged, the desepicons peed all over the minigolf and waterparks and then the autobots had a battle with the desepicons over the jungle gym and go cart area so those places are gone, and the bands want thier money. :(

other than that, THE BLOG OF THE CENTURY was a complete and awesome blast and THERE WILL BE ONE ANULLY! only 363 days left. :) lmao..i know wht the pic is going to be. :) it's a lil induendo. ;) yes, it's a trek pic.

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR PLAYING! YOUR RESPONSES WERE GREAT! AWESOME! FANTASTIC! GUT BUSTINGMADNESS!

I enjoyed myself. reading those lil responses. some nauty, some crude, some rude, some silly. overall, just great. :) since there were so many players, and only places 1-4, i added a 5 & 6, so now there are places 1-6 and some honorable mentions. ;)

1ST PLACE!

[spoiler]

ALEX!

Janeway: I have a confession to make Alex, your father and I are getting a divorce.
Me: Tell me it's not true!
Chekotay: I'm sorry. But I have my own reasons for the sad separation *starts to cry*.
Janeway: Put a sock in it. Yes, Alex, apparently your father would rather have sex with Spock than me.
Chekotay: What can I say, he has a certain..... 'touch'.
Me: Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww

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2ND PLACE!

[spoiler]

KIMBA!

Janeway: Kimba,do you know why I am smirking?
Me: No
Chekotay: Well,lookit what she did to me!
Janeway: He thinks he is so cool so I tattooed that mark on his face on my butt.
Chekotay: That's what happens when you keep calling me a butt-head.
Me: Kids.

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3RD PLACE!

[spoiler]

123HOME!

Me: What's that thing on your head?
Chakotay: What thing? My tattoo?
Janeway: It's the mark of the beast. He's evil, you know?
Me: If he's so evil, then why did you marry him?
Janeway: Blame it on the Romulan ale and the opportunistic hotel staff. I didn't mean to stay the night way back when. But don't ask why you don't look anything like Chakotay...

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4TH PLACE!

[spoiler]

LYNN!

jane-ya know me and ya father know what ya did last night.
chak-ya we are very disapointed in ya.
jane-did ya really think lynn that we wouldnt find out?
chak-i mean honestly lynn, sneakin out to go lick people can get ya diseases!
Jane-im so disgusted i cant even look at ya right now ya ya ya people licker!!!!

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5TH PLACE!

[spoiler]

EMERALD!

Jane: Em, honey, we need to discuss a few things before you go to the prom.
Me; aw mom, we've been through that sex stuff already.
Chek: Well, this is for real. Guys always try to get you to lose your virginity at the prom. Trust me, I used to be a 17-yr-old boy.
Jane: Smacks him then says: Yes, we want you to know how to handle the situation.
Me: Don't worry, I'll be fine. I'm not a virgin.

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6TH PLACE!

[spoiler]

MAC-ALE!

Janeway: Well, Mac-Ale, since you are a divorced old guy, your father and I want to share secrets of a good marriage. It wasn't easy, just because I was captain, people assumed I was lesbian!
Chakotay: Well, Kathryn, it wasn't like these were the adventures of Xena in the Delta Quadrant.
Janeway: Affirmative. But there was that time I swore I saw you trying to program "hentai porn" into the holodeck.
Chakotay: I was helping the doctor do research on what bored kids used to do in the old days! But anyways, what's the secret to an "eternal love"?
Janeway: I want to make this crystal clear...its people writing endlessly about it on 21st century TV blogs.

[/spoiler]

those are your icons! you won them! it's coronlogical orderfrom top to bottom in the trek rankings. WINNERS SAVE YOUR ICONS!

honorable mentions. ;)

thirteenparrots!

[spoiler] Janeway: Chekotay we need to do something about our son's behavior as of late.

Chekotay: Do worry dear I had a talk with him last night and even gave him something else to do.

Me: Hey dad I watched the video and here are notes with pointers and full diagrams as to how to do the techique correctly. Now I need to go work on my own techique with my girlfriend.

Janeway: Chekotay! What is that!? And I thought you had a talk with him!?

Chekotay: Dear he just fixed our nightly issue and remember he is in his 30's.

Janeway: Oh!? That report fixes that...Purrr...well done number one. Mamma is going to be happy tonight.
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super_snotling!

[spoiler] Janeway : I'm the captain on this ship and you'll do what I tell you to young man.

Me : Yeah? Well, I'm not in starfleet and you can't tell me what to do. I'm gonna go see Uncle Neelix, he still loves me.

But then I'd just go to cargo bay 2 and stare at Seven of Nine for an hour. [/spoiler]

sparklefarkle!

[spoiler]

Janeway: Knock, knock!
Chekotay: Who's there?
Janeway: Olive.
Chekotay: Olive who?
Janeway: Olive juice!

[spoiler]

jimjim!

[spoiler]

Janeway (talking to me): No (explitive) way can you get a tatoo, buddy boy!
Chekotay: Well, to be honest dear, I was planning on tattooing his face after drugging him with Neelix' Sleep-Tea.
Janeway: A naked lady riding a skull!?
Chekotay: .... well, I'm not gonna tattoo that, not anymore I'm not. How about something tribal?
Janeway: (insert humorous comeback here*)
*Sorry, i forgot what that line was gonna be..
Me: Ahhhh!!! [/spoiler]

helen!

[spoiler]

Cheekotay: Guess where my hand is...
Janeway: uh..that's not me you're touching.
Cheekotay: o...k.
Random homeless guy: hey! who's touch - ooh that feels nice!

[/spoiler]

sweetpee!

[spoiler]

Chakotay: HOLY COW ... Those cannot be our kids ... they must have been switched at birth!!

Janeway: You're right ... let's just build them a life on the [/spoiler]

supa_snotling laid one one me. x_x

[spoiler]

btw, a niceyoung man was quick to point out that "chekotay" is actually "chakotay" with an "a" not an "e" & many you misspelled it, including me! lmao! i'm notmad,heck, i think it's funny!LOL! everyone laugh along now.:lol: :lol: let me explain. i'mbilingual in English (1st language) & Spanish (2nd language) andalso live in a border town where Spanish is the main language in many establishements. often times, i confuse vowel sounds in both languages and the way ppl pronunce "chakotay" on voyager sounds alot like "chekotay". also the spanish"che" is a shorter version of a word i cant say here, but, that word is not really a bad word, but often used as a bad word. ex. che paco, meaning dumb paco. or the i word, or the s word.

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:0 look whos here! mom and dad! noooooooooooo!! *escapes to the shuttlepod*

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simply red is here!:D lets dance!

Y'ALL, THE BIGBLOG IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!! Wo0t! wo0t! wo0t! EVERYBODY I WANNA HERE YOU SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let's get her rollin'! BLOG OF THE CENTURY IS UPON US!

disclamier: ye who enter here and eat my food, drink my drinks, play the games, & litter my blog, MUST, I REPETE MUST, PLAY THE CAPTION GAME! OR ELSE!

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all aboard! THOMAS tha T will be taking you to your distination. ;) chocho! chocho!

of if you find thomas to slow,take a ride in this baby: the DODGE CHARGER LIMO! vroooooommmmmmmm

it doesnt matter how you get there, the party is being held at the 4 SEASONS HOTEL!!!!!

as soon as you have entered, go ahead and ride many of the assorsted ROLLER COASTERS!!!!!! weeeeeeeee, ahhhhhhhh, weeeeeeeeee, ahhhhhh!

if that's not enough excitement for you, try the go-carts! zooooooommmmmmm

wanna slow it down a bit? but still ready for more excitment? slide down the jungle gym! swing lika monkey! weeeee

don't tell me your board...mini golf anyone?

ready to cool off? IT'S WATER PARK TIME!

feeling tierd? try some fantasy on the holodeck!

ready to relax a little? enter the SCHAEFER LITE VIP ROOM SPONSORED BY DODGE CHARGER! unlimited kool-aid fruit punch willbe served. music by boz scaggs will be playing all nite long. meet and great with the autobots! transformers! transformers!

here you'll dine onall-you-can-eat buffetsfrom sizzlers, chilies, hardrock,& the rainforst cafe! mmmmmm.

if you happen to wonder out of the VIP ROOM, check out the casino and arcade!

if you wantmusic, lita ford will be on stage 1-

abba on stage 2-

murray head on stage 3-

madonna- stage 4

expose stage 5

brothers johnson stage 6

samantha fox on stage 7

hey, who's that?! why it's andy and jeannie checking out sam and her awful! :D

andy: i'm having to much fun. ;) *puke* jeannie beamed me on the roller coasters so many times. i'm dizzy. X_x

jeannie: i shall do it again! :D *does the head thing and beams andy back on the roller coaster* hehehehe.

hey, it's the palomino! eating the grass...u_u what ru doing? horse: i got hungry and i wanted to see maury head. nahhhhhh!

CAPTION GAME! EVERYONE MUST PLAY! PLACES 1- 4TH! :D

prizes: 1st2nd 3rd 4th

theme: WHAT IF CHEKOTAY AND JANEWAY WERE YOUR PARENTS? they kinda look your parents wedding photos dont they?

rules: you are pretending that those 2 azre your parents and they are having a converstation with you.

5 linesminimum and max!

janeway: deanna, how many times do i have to tell you, DONT USE your fathers razor to shave.

chekotay: yes, deanna, your arm pit hairis discusting and plus it's not the mauqui way.

janeway: you heard your father, wait, you mean the starfleet way, cheki! dont make me grab the phaser!

me: I WANT MY OWN DELTA FLYER AND I WANT IT NOW! I WANT MY MONEY! YOU PROMISED ME!

janeway: chekotay, if u insist on teaching our child about the maqui, it will be MY arm pit hair on your razor!

or

chekotay: dee, i want to explain to you what you saw me and your mother doing lastnite.

janeway: what we were doing was a beatiful natural thing.

me: ok..so why did tuvok say he could hear you guys 3 decks away?

janeway: honey, it's supposed to be loud.

chekotay: yes, parisi sqaures is loud game.

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THE BIGGEST BLOG OF ALL TIME IS ALMOST HERE!!!

ONE DAY AWAY!!!!!!

ONE DAY AWAY!!

THE BLOG OF THE CENTURY IS UPON US!!

THE BLOG TO END ALL BLOGS IS ONE DAY AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ok..i promised you a clue. if any of you have been paying close attention, i have mentioned that prizes will be awarded. ok..so what game can u possibly win prizes? i have had blogs like these in the past. they made me laugh so hard that i had to do one these but on a bigger scale. IF U KNOW THE ANSWER, DO NOT SAY IT!!!!

PLACES 1-4TH WILL BE AWARDED!! THE GRANDPRIZE WINNER WINS AN GIFT AND A BLOG SHOUTOUT!! :D :D the losers will be chased by the shoe eating ghost!!!!!

time: that's the thing...i dont know wht time the blog will be posted. i got back rather late 2day and if i can pull a fast one over work, the blog just might be posted during VOY around 3-4 central. i want to be back early, but my relatives are here and we're all hiding from them. x_x mostly b4 6 central. somewhere between 3-6 central. hopefully b4 7 central. bare with me plz..

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BLOG OF THE CENTURY!!!! ONE DAY! 1 DAY! 1 DAY! 1 DAY!

really quick blog. inbetween school n other job.

HI! :D HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!!!!! :D

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BLOG OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 DAYS! 2 DAYS! 2 DAYS! 2 DAYS!

~~3 DAYS! ~~3 DAYS!~ BLOG OF THE CENTURY!

ok...i need a VIP list. why? like i said earlier, i need to know how many places/prizes to award. the prizes are already done, but  should i give out 4? or 3? places 1-3? or 1-4? maybe a fifth? i'm thinking if the response is good enough, i can do one of these annualy, and if not, can the whole thing and never do it again. :)  just like a tv network.

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LMAO! my horrid relatives have some to town and boy, my anut (yes, anut) is rabid this time of yr. she had the baseballs to tell me this "i'm glad tour working." HELLO! I WORK TWO, COUNT 2, JOBS AND SHE TELLS ME THIS? WHY DOESNT SHE GET A JOB? SHES RICH HOUSE WIFE WHO THINK SHES BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE ALL BECAUSE SHE HUSBAND EARNS 6 FIGURES. GET THIS, SHE IS SUPER CHEAP AND HER CLOTHES ARE AWFUL. SHE USES OUR MAID TO DO HER IRONING/BIDDING & THEN THE MAID USUALLY LEAVES. SHE WANTS TO THROW MY GRANDMA IN A HOME ALL BECAUSE SHE DOESNT WANT TO CARE FOR HER, MY MOM IS A TOTALL MESS BECAUSE OF THAT, AND ALL MY AUNT DOES IT TELL HER OFF. GET REAL.

so this morning, she walking around like one of the zombies from dawn of dead. very erratic and prolly moaning. then my da. who is my ride, picks me up and tell him:

me : anut x, was walking around like a zombie

dad: oh, i dident know she had enough humanity to even walk around like a zombie.

LMAO! x_x

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c1ass was great. :) i dident understand the homework, so i "checked" my work from the girl sitting next to me. get this: turns out she gets the problem wrong, while i get it right!!!!! :o 0.o o.0 :0 :0

g2g now, plz tell me if your coming friday!!!! thurdayi'll drop a clue about friday.

blah. the place is covered in 07's. dam those kids are LOUD! and NOISY! hello, ppl this is college..my c1add dident act like that when we left that hell school. fresh faces. to bad, many of them are prolly gonna drop the c1ass ater on. yea like i'm sad...or even care...

c1ass of ironies:

the math c1ass has 38 ppl in it. o.0 and everyone showed up. the teach said it "was scary" & "thats never happened before" when the entire c1ass showed up on the first day.

- some ppl i went to high school with are also in that c1ass since they graduated the yr after i did, they pretended they didn't know me and plus those girls are major ho's.

I HAVE THE C1ASS WITH PERSON X THE CHEERLEADER! :cry: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

she better not ask me for help...i'm not going to help her. NO WAY!

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btw, who fo' sures is going to "participate" in the blog of the century? so i can antipate how many "places" and prizes to give out. plz say "i" ok? good, k, thanks. :)

BLOG OF THE CENTURY! BLOG OF THE CENTURY!

``4 DAYS!!!! 4 DAYS!!!``