:(

it's worse than that he's dead jim...

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for scott!

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tuvok suddenly woke with a spittling headache and mouth full of drool surround by his counterparts and a few suprise guests. little did mr. tuvok know that he was covered in gel (lubricant) and  wearing only his leopard print thong.

tuvok: huh? wtf is doing on here? *groan*

chekotay: well mr. tuvok now that your up, what do you have to say for youself?

tuvok: what do you mean, sir?

chekotay: you know wht i mean cmdr.

*giggles*

tuvok: what's going on and who are these ppl?

chekotay: you mean you don't know?

tuvok: no....

chekotay: these are YOUR holodeck wifes all programmed to look debra wilson from mad tv

tuvok: SAY WHAT? YOU MEAN I NOW HAVE 7 WIFES? BUT I'M ALREADY MARRIED! O___0 

chekotay: yes. you some how managed to premantly program these holowoman and the hooters on risa on holodeck 1 and not only that the capt., 7, & kes all have something to tell you.

*holowoman giggle*: hehehehe he's so cute when he's confused hehehehe. breakfast?

janeway: *drooling over tuvoks nekkidness* who knew this guy had a 6-pack...

kes: i'm no longer innocent! :cry:

7: oh plz, you were no longer innocent when you got here?

janeway: oh yea... *drool*

kes: what you trying to imply?

7: your a s****

kes: yea?  your made from oven parts!

7: u wish..these are real!

*chekotay lectuing to tuvok in backround while fight between 7 and kes errupts*  

kes: real as nelix's toothbrush! he has none, toaster

7: no t!*$

kes: silcone tv body!

janeway: tuvok rub me next *drool*

7: aleast i'm a real blone 

kes: real as your chest, PSP

chekotay: blah blah blah blah blah, tuvok

tuvok: huh? blah blah blah

*kes and 7 start mud wrestling in backround*

janeway: i want to pull another liza lampenelii w/tuvok again

chekotay: responsibilty, blah blah blah

holowoman: we love you tuvok! :D

tuvok: ladies..now is not the time! where are my pants? u_u

chekotay: all over the VOY

tuvok: you cant be real

*fight between 7 and kes keeps going in backround*

kes: s***

7: swine

kes: female dog!

7: trollup

kes: blackberry!

7: atleast i dont have to settle for that telaxian and that helm boy wht's his face the one that's married to that klingon. discusting

kes: oh yea! atleast i wasent assilmated at an early age and boob fed bythe  borg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my ppl can asend and live forever!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

*ckekotay still lecturing* blah blah blah

holowoman: we can make u some pants! hahahahaha

tuvok: omg wht i have done!

janeway: singing* save it for the morning after, no no, say a prayer for me now..lalalala

7: that's it helm boy telaxian f**** (grabs kes by the hair and throws her at a still lechring chekotay)

kes: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! dam u 7!

chekotay:  blah blah blah

tuvok: x_x i dont know what to say...

*kes slams into super  boring chekotay* *chekotay falls down*

chekotay: WTF!!!! KES! 7! WTF! my back!!!! :x

7: omg...

kes: uh oh..busted

*janway snaps out of trance*: WTF just happened? girls see me in my ready room!!! *grabs paddle*

kes & 7: sorry!! T_T

chekotay: anyways, tuvok, you must learn the consiquences of your actions. you sent tom and b'ellana's relationship back about a few million yrs, harry kim is confused now after that delta flyer incident, for sum reason i'm now paying child support, neelix and the dr. had all nite emo wrist cutting circle, and dr. is refusing to see patiances b/c he is to depressed to even talk and HE IS A HOLOGRAM!!! the capt. is about to be blessed with a little suprise, 7 dident take her birth control so now we all wondering about her, and i dident know kes had hit puberty!!! :x :x :x

tuvok: omg..i did all those things? but how? i'm just a logical vulcan!

janeway: not anymore. your a terrible vulcan and a poor officer. you were one of the best and now i dont even know wht do with you. just wait till we get back to earth.

harry: how come this holowoman arent turning me on? :cry: omggg

chekotay: let me show what you have done to tom and b'ellana's relationship. *opens door*

tom: owww! owww! b'ellana stop! stop! *on floor covering himself*

b'ellena: i'll teach you to deny our baby! take this! *swaps tom with pain stick*

tom: stop! i never said  those things tuvok did!

b'ellena: whtever! take that! take that! pink skin, feo gingo, que nada, wuero naco *whack*

tom: don't forget about the time i fought for your honor, honey. ouch!

b'ellena: LIES!!!!!!! *klingon cussing* this will teach to deny OUR baby...you were there not chekotay

tom: stop! if i die, who will pilot the ship? the dr. is an emo now! *gets kicked in the ribs*

b'ellena: we'll let that blond bimbo 7 do it. she does nothing around here anyways

tom: *spits blood* i fought for your honorrrrrrrr! *swapped with painstick again* think about the baby...she needs a daddy

b'ellena: que nada! *keeps swigging*

tuvok: what have i done! :0

chekotay: told you

b'ellena keeps beating tom klingon s*t*y*l*e because like all klingons she dont like lessening to reason. she eventullay hears the baby crying and runs off.  

tom: x_x owwww

chekotay: are you ok, tom?

tom: x_x dad is that you? dad?

ckekotay: close enough. medical emgency outside holodeck 1.

*b'ellena comes back to "protect tom"* rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, let him go!!!!

chekotay: he need's help look at this guy. it's kinda funny. hehehehe

b'ellena: rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mine.  wait, yea it kinda is...hehehhehe.. rawrrrrrrrr

tom: x_x dad...dad...i'm a good boy. see? i can go warp 10 in no time.

*b'ellena lies down next to tom* awwwwww you look so cute covered in blood tom. :)

tom: i'm a good boy dad x_x

b'ellena starts licking blood from tom's face. b4 long, tom realizes what is going on.

tom: uh oh...O___O nooooooooo...stop i know wht is gonna do  next. nooooooo

b'ellena: oh yes.. :twisted:

everyone: hehehehehe.

*b'ellena drags tom away because she wants "some"*

tom: noooooooooooooo... chekotayyyyyyyyyyy, harrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy noooooooooooo help me! :cry:

everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. look at those lovers go.  :) :)

*dr still cutting himself* 77777777777 :cry: let's do it klingon *s*t*y*l*e 77777

neelix: kes don't assend just yet! :cry: *cuts wrist*

*just then lil neomie wildman walks in*

neomie: HI! :) i found what 7 was lookin for. a tape?

7: >.> no..that's not what i said neomie wildman

noemie: yes you did 7

7: hush now. U MUST COMPLY!

noemie: u told me you wanted me to look for tuvok's camcorder so you can put his tape on youtube. :|

7: >.> no i dident. i meant vacum my room.

noemie: oh..heres the tape anyways...

janeway: play the tape.

*7 plays the tape*

tuvok *wearing chekotay's uniform*: hi i'm tuvok...oh wait..my name is chekotay and i'm at and boring..don't forget i look like mike tyson.hahahah

holoho: ohh tuvok your sooo cute. hehehe

tuvok: it's chekotay tyson now! :twisted:

holoh: let's have a chocolate food fight! hehehe

tuvok: certainly. i'm not wearing my uniform, i'm wearing chekotay's let's get dirtyyyy. kes and 7 to holodeck 1.

*kes & 7 runover*

tuvok: fooddddddddd fightttttttttt!

*drunk tuvok starts a chocolate food fight with his wifes and makes more. the guy is sooo toasted, he starts roaming around the VOY & causing more trouble.*

b'ellena: torres to brigde, we lost main warp power!!

janeway: do something!

*tuvoke takes control of main control* VOY this your suprier, supier, chekotay tuvok tyson! i sooo pwn you. firing phasers!

janeway" oh no you dont! 7 to bridge

kes answers instead: 7 is to busy having fun, so am i! hehehehhe

neelix: reporting to duty, capt.

janeway: try to stop tuvok!

tuvok: the good citizen! *shuts down main controls and starts playing vulcan munk music* then he starts rapping to the music.

everyone: nooooooooooooooo

tuvok takes totall control of ship. playing with the lights, setting temputure to a high setting, bascilly one big disco. he finally gets hungry & sets dolodeck 1 permantly to hooters. after a while tuvok gets tierd and passes out. then the tape ends.

tuvok: i'm so so so sorry everyone. :( i was drunk i dont even rember my name right now. my head hurts soo much right now. wht do i do w/these fake wifes?

harry: i would want one, but i have an interest in neelix instead. ;)

neelix: how ironic, i have an interest in you to, ensign kim. :)

chekotay: omg...u_u

dr: i have a sudden interest in the captain.

tuvok: ok..so wht did 7, the captain, & kes have to say:

those 3 at the same time: WE ARE PREGANT! :)

tuvok: O___O nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. i already owe t'pel tons of child support!

tom: medical emergency! nooooooo b'ellena stop stop!

b'ellena: i want you tom! rawwwrrrrrrrrr. rawrrrrrrrrr

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really old admerial noemie wildman teaching a cla$$ at the academy: ok..cadets, this is why living on the voy was so much fun..everyone was always drunk. except me of course. :)

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ok folks..there you have it. it seems to lagg a bit, you try writing two parodies two days in a row! this is for scott and i hope he liked it. :)

so? wht do u think? i made the new icon about a month ago and found the eyes. if your here for the icon and banner, you can leave now and if your here for the Star Gate Atlantis parody, enter the VIP section. ;)  beware of the shoe eating ghost... beware of the shoe eating ghost...

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*mckay & the gang at lunch*

mckay: oh yea...these burritos are soooo good. dam. *homer simpson drool* what do you call these again teyla? *slup *

ronan: :roll:

teyla: it's my ppl secrect recipe. it's called buraito rolls. filled with seaweed, wraith sweat, meat, raisons, slu---

shpehard: that's nice teyla, but  if mckay keeps eating those, we'll never leave on our mission.

ronan: the way he's eating i dont think the jumper will get off the ground

mckay: i resent that ronan besides i've only had 10!

shephard: we're leaving! tell dr. beckett & zelenka that we are leaving .

for some reason, beckett and zelenka are also coming along with team shep. mckay does not hesitate to take the entire platter of buraito rolls with him. the jumper is packed to the max. teyla is sitting on ronan in the backrow while beckett gets the other backseat and a lawn chair is set in the back for zelenka.

shephard: elizabeth said that lorne and his men are missing on some planet somewhere. we going to resue them!

tyela: he's hot

everyone: what?

teyla: yea you heard me!

ronan: mine is bigger than lornes.

teyla: you wish! loerne is perfect and i want him.

shephard: what? shutup! i beat ronan & lorne. mckay never stood a chance!

mckay: hey! *stuffs face*

beckett: i enlarged mine. :D

zelenka mutters something in czeck*

meanwhile...

wraith: YAY!! i bet you again, jared!

jared: whtever, mike

mike: NBA hoops is the best game on PS3

o'neil: not if i have anything to say about it, mike

mike: shove it geneal. wheres my 80 federation credits?

o'niel: i spent one nite in carter and now i'm broke. that woman is expensive.

ford: i wanna play again! :cry: i'm a whiney lil woman dog and i wanna play! :cry: *screaming from inside prision cell*

woosly: can it fugly! it's my turn to play.

t'pol: hi honey, i'm home i brought grocies.

mike: hi t'pol dearest. you already know the guys. :)

*t'pol looks around house*

t'pol: :evil: LOOK AT THIS HOUSE! why is general o'neil wearing my g-sting on his head!?

o'niel: it was woosly's idea. O__O besides these smell nice. :)

t'pol: OUT! OUT! chiana and dargo are coming for dinner and if micheal doesnt clean this house right now, he'll never never see these again! *flashes everyone*

everyone: :0 :0 :0

o'neil: are those real?

meanwhile on B5..oops wrong show..anyways..

allison and shierff jack carter are stuck on a fence when..
OOPS WRONG SHOW AGAIN!

lorne: everyone! run! shep and team should be here soon! *ducks from fire*

*children's laughter*

lorne: move! move!

red shirt: they are gaining on us!

other red shirt: i'm to young to die!

lorne: no one is doing to die on my watch!

*laugher grows closer*

lorne: quick everyone into this cave!

*tonz of kids pass by*

kid 1: where did they go? hehehe

kid 2: i want my child support! :cry:

kid 3: someone change my dieaper! :cry:

kid 4: hurry we have to get to discovery zone! i'm bored

*kids pass by*

*lorne lites a match to cave enterance*

redshirt: where are we?

other redshirt: omg..look at this place!

loerne: it's an arcade and pizza place! lets eat!

*about a 100 kids enter*

kids: DADDIES! MOMMIES! :D :D :D

loerne: it's a trap!

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mckay: are we there yet?  are we there yet? are we there yet? the teyla rolls are sooo good.

shephard: NO! wait...where are we going again?

beckett: i'm a dr not a gps...

shephard: i wasent asking you frenchi

beckett: O___O did just call me "frenchi"? i'm not even french!!!

zelenka: i thought you were mexican...

beckett: do i even look mexican? geeze..you ppl are rude

mckay: ohhh yea..these mcnuggets teyla made are sooo good..dam...

shephard: i'm trying to drive maradith

mckay: what did you just call me?!

*zelenka starts cussing in czeck*

ronan and teyla are making out.

mckay: i need to use the john

shephard: you should have thought of that a few mintues ago! meradith!

mckay: omg..my gut it feels like i'm having a baby. holy christ

beckett: those are two are making out...i don't want to bother with babys and paturnity tests

shephard: my hero is capt. kirk that guy know how to love'em and leave'em. like me. :)

zelenka: i ran out of hair gel!

ronan: omg..me to! let's go to the walmart on wraith!! that would be sooo freakin' sweat!

teyla: there's klingons on the starboard, john

*shephard put on startrekking across the universe*

everyone: STAR TREKKING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!

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wier: omg..i just had a nitemare, colonol caldwell.

caldwell: what? why?

wier: we are sooo boned. :(

caldwell: hermiod said the same thing last nite...

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*scanner at mikes house starts beeping*

mike: human scanner it's beeping? huh?

o'niel: crap! it's stargate atlantis! john and his team!

ford: shephardddddddd, shepharddddd save me! :cry:

woosly: does this mean i cant have any cake?

jared: lunch!! let's get them!

mike: assemble a team!

o'niel: wht about t'pol and your guests?

mike: ummm..t'pol is with the baby and chiana and dargo are going to be late b/c they are always late. we can sneak out & be back w/o anyone evening knowing. :)

ford: shephard! :cry: shepahrd! :cry:

woosly: he'll awake lizzy

*jared shuts up ford with a chair to head*

mike: good he's out. grab him and unchain the new guy landon in the backyard and wait for shep's landing party.

o'niel: woosly let's dress up as wraith. rember my name isent o'niel, it's craig and you are hans

woosly: i know, i know, craig. :(

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mckay: OMG MY GUT!

beckett: you better not fart in here, rudney!!!

ronan: i told you fat boy shouldent have eating those roll thingies

teyla: i told him to stop it. he never lisens!

*mckay groaning in backround* owwwwwwww owwwwwwwww owwwwwww omggggggggg

shep: you better hold it!

zelenka: i have peptol bismol pills take these

beckett: did you bring water?

zelenka: no, did you?

beckett: then how do you expect rudney to take the peptol bismol pills?

zelenka: i dont kno---

everyone: OMG!!!!! OMG!!!! mckay!!!!

mckay: christ, did i just do that? it smells worse than my arm pits!

shep: i'm going to get you mckay! :evil:

ronan: i'm dying

*mckay rips another one*

zelenka: that was louder than the first. *starts muddering in czeck*

beckett: i'm gonna vomit.

teyla: i'm gonna vomit! *pukes*

everyone is coughing and mckay is still farting.*

mckay: i call that one suzie. *fartttttt* and that one is andy *fart* and that one mary :)

shephard: atleast we are here. *cough* cough*

*mckay in backround* that one is stefani :)

*shep opens the door and the wraith waiting party is standing outside of the jumper*

shep: :0 i should have know it was you micheal!

mike: hehehehehe it's your turn to pay

hans/woosly: goood lord, wht unearth is that smell?

o'niel/craig: did you guys stand in a pile of crap b4 your got here?

jared: *cough* cough it burns! it burns! *cough*

shep: is that ford? this was a trap!!

ford on ground: shep..shep..is that you?

ronan, teyla, beckett and zelenka run outa there faster than fast.

beckett: omg..relief

mckay in backround* that one is lucy...

zelena: i'm gonna egg hisroom when we get back!

beckett: not b4 i egg his room! *both start fist fighting*

mike: your gonna get it now, shep!

shep: not if i can help it, half breed

mike: i'm back & this time i brought friends.

shep: i brought my friends, half breed

mike: baldie

shep: sting pig

mike: four eyes

ronan: your so ugly not even your queen wants you *grabs gun*

*o'niel/craig steps in* guys, guys, can this wait?

ford: sheepppp.. *kitten like voice*

landon the new guys decides to investigate the farting noise and mckay

jared: i wouldent go in there if i was you, landon

landon: why? *peeks head*

mckay: hi. :) *farts* i call this one kenny.

landon: omg!!!!!  *COUCH* COUCH* vomits and dies*

everyone: huh?

mike: omg he's switching and puking!

*landon dies kenny from southpark s*t*y*l*e than the rats get him*

jared: he was a good sodlier..let's eat him!

woosly/hans: i got this for youtube

teyla: fighttttttttttttt

just about as everyone was going to start fighting, lorne and his men coming running

lorne: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

*sam beckett from quantam leap appears*

sam: Al! AL! AL!

*al is grabbing teyla's but*

al: huh?

shep: lorne?

lorne: runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn kidsssssssss.. some of my men are down runnnnnnn

*everyone starts running*

mike: these kids smells worse than my kid's pants!

kids: hehehehehee: MOMMIES AND DADDIES!

mckay: i call this one greg brady *fart* marsha brady *fart* :)

*everyone is running when the daedulas arrives*

right than and there, hermiod, wakes up from his nap at his post.

caldwell: wtf? wht took you so long to wakeup sleeping beauty?

hermiod: um..u_u

caldwell: BEAM EVERYONE UP!

hermiod: yikes! ok *beams up everyone*

mike,  lorne, woosly (normal), o'neil (normal), still farting mckay, teyla, ronan, shep, beckett, zelenka, no jared or ford or sam and al.

woosly: :( i lost mario to o'neil on my ds lite!

o'neil: sucker!

mckay: *fart* peter brady!

everyone: u_u

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michelle, michelle, michelle tanner! it's time for school!!

michelle: huh? sorry i was dreaming about last nite's SGA. i wanted to vomit. :(

*danny gives michelle an emo hug*

wier turns off the tv*

wier: kids..this is why you shouldent do drugs...

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ok? so was it worth the read? ;) OPINIONS!

mac: i'm working on it!

scott: i'm waiting for you to comeback so i can go a part 2 for you.

sassy: want another? :P

others: so? :)

if you want to me parody a show we both watch, ask!

oh yes...there will be MAC ale...

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with that being said, there will no MAC ale. don't ask me...i think he went to hooters. >.>
btw can anyone guess the T word? it's that hard...i just had one a few days ago..

*sigh* does anyone remeber my blogs back from '06? they were more interesting than the ones of today...ANDY blogs and random troi blogs (coming soon), raunchy fan fics, and other nonsense. those were the days...:( does anyone remeber the "troi-isms" blog? why dont i do those anymore? wait..NO ONE HAS VOTED FOR ANY NONSENSE! or maybe there hasent been nonsense..because i was so freakin' busy this semester... u_u so in an attempt to bring madness back, start voting! anything you see or remeber!

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(distant words from the backround) scared words!! scared words say those again!!

me: >.> uh oh..that is paris hilton from beyond the slammer?

distant voice: think manlyer

me: tom paris? wait..that is even a word? :roll:

distant voice: think smellier! i'm the angel of the garbage dump!

me: howard stern? :roll:

distant voice: guess again. *farts*

*horrid stench from all directions*

me: dear god..wht is that? *couch* cough*

andy: ME SILLY!!

me: i'm dying..X_X *couch*

andy: wicked huh?

me: smells like mckay after he's finished sitting on the john for 15 mins, after Q gets over diarahh from the replicater food, tom after klingon that 3 letter word, the public toilets in downtown, and public toilets all over the world!! x_x

andy: ohh...i just finished septank swimming! :D

me: X_x dear god

andy: than i ate 100 lbs of garbage right after eating wk old raw meat from the meat market in the ghetto thats near your house! :D than i farted...

me: a.....iiii....rrrrrr. take a shower...*couch*

andy: do wht now?

me: u heard me :evil:

andy: say..why dont we get to busniess

me: since when do you something logical?

andy: since i took a c*l*a*s*s at the local junior college with frylock

me: interesting...

andy: let's get the show started..

me: awww crap i forgot to do a part 2 tuvok blog and an SGA blog. u_u

andy: what?

me: yes... i do blogs paroding shows i like. ;) but when the folks request, they havta remind me. ;)

andy: uh huh...so wht shows have you done?

me: VOY & ENT..i think...>.> fo' sures those two. oh yes..TNG/TITAN troi. I dream of Jeannie/TOS crossover. SGA is totally next

andy: and who are the folks who request?

me: sassy for an SGA and scott for a part 2 hungover tuvok. if those 2 come around, remind me!

andy: so why parody shows?

me: bordem..mostly bordem. i love the show to point i can poke fun of it and the ppl seem to like it..atleast the ones we watch.

andy: nice. anything else? wht shows you u plan to pee on next?

me: ummm...more trek of course..i'm not done with those yet. infact, there is another troi coming soon. oh yes..in july. after i get of summer school. :( more IDJ, and i dont know..

andy: so this is a blog network of some sort?

me: so to speak.

andy: how so?

me: we have cancelled story time, talk shows which consist of me b!tching about my day, letters to deanna money maker richington--coming soon,  rare documentarys of exint animals, troi blogs, just about anything random i can think of.

andy: ok..and you do requests?

me: yes..if any of my friends watch the same shows i do, i will poke fun at it with the ppl doing crazy things they wouldn't do and exgerations of charaters.

andy: so you have nice, wonderful blogs coming up?

me: TOTALLY! :D :D so folks..if you want me to be poke fun of shows, plz ask. :)

andy: we now return to tom and b'ellana's wedding.

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totally random. ;) well g2g go now. I START A NEW JOB TOMARROW! :cry: :cry: :cry: 10 am :cry:

BTW, SINCE I'M GOING TO BE SPENDING WAYYYYY TO MUCH TIME AT SCHOOL, I WANT TO ADD YOU TO MY MSN!! EMAIL ME YOUR EMAILS AND I'LL ADD YOU TOMARROW AFTER WORK! :D :D  I'M TOTALLY AWESOME AND I LOVE STAR TREK! CEAREAL! CAMPING! CANCUN! COLLECTING SHIRTS FROM RESTURANTS! 90'S DANCE MUSIC! EVERYTHING 80'S! GRAPHIC ART! METAL ART! EVERY COLOR EVER MADE! BEING THE MUSTANG! FOX SUNDAYS! TV! DESIGN ON THE COMPUTER! DODGE CHARGERS! TOM PARIS! FRUIT PUNCH COOL-AID! THE COLOR GREEN! VOYAGER! TRANSFORMERS! KITTENS! AMERICAN DAD! FAMILY GUY! ADULT SWIM! COMIC BOOK SHOPS! ROAD TRIPS!

btw, can you ppl call me by my new name? it's B'ELLANA TROI! :D :D LOVE YOU ALL!

sup y'all!! i'm back from the second best vaction since cancaun. :( i had way to much fun and now i'm sad that 3 and half days of camping and saying up till 1 am are over. :(

i honestly don't know where to even start. tomuch to even put into one blog. we did everything from playing volleyball to midnite hiking (Scary with a capital S). but (:) ), i'll mention this and you wont be suprised. since it was the computer club (no wi-fi) and since many of the boys like trek ( :D :D :D :D), we talked out it every single minute, and i got neck messages from nathan (club pres) and from another dude, rick!! tonz of rubbing. g-rated rubbing ok!!!

*rick and nathan rubbing my back at the same time*: wait till you get our bill in the morning. :twisted:

me: wait till you get my bill for undivided attention. :twisted:

nathan: you charge?

me: YES! $2,000 for undivided attention.

nathan: hahahahahah. i charge $2,001 for back rubbs

me: i charge $2,010 for undivded attention

nathan: your price went up! hahaha

>.> true story. it was great. back rubs and then we went to hooters today. LOL!

hooters for me= BAD food, WORSE service, resonable prices.

hooters for the guys and  my drunk cousin: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! :D :D :D :D

there is the bi-chick, carla in the group who seemed to be having a great time. she claims to almost be "engaged" to a guy from cancun and the wedding is going to be there. riggghttttt...then there was my friend the gay dude joey that was wearing a shirt with the saying "i'm really excited to be here" LOL! he was excited for the food and not the girls. i loff that guy. he's cool. ;) carla bought a calendar for her b/f, i bought a shirt, my other friend shane brought a shirt, nathan bought a shirt, another dude, fernando (cutie), "tipped" the car washing girls LOL!

nathan was going crazy. he ate the most food (nasty food, not him) and took pics of the waitress girls while they were at the soda station, carla was very excited, shane said he "stained himself", i was very board, but had a great time in the end b/c my parents weren't there and i bought a t-shirt at half price. not to mention we were seated 12 ft away from the john. ;)  i always thought hooters was a fastfood place with a gift shop. now i know that it's kinda like chilies or applebees with a giftshop with BAD food, WORSE service, NO cute guys, and resonable prices. would i go there again? only to the one in cancun because i wanna go back there sooooooo bad & only to the gift shop like i did at the hard rock cafe because the food suxs and everything is overpriced.  they no longer have a sizzlers.

LOL!

hooters

i start work on monday! :cry: i just did laundry. see you all later. loff you all.

hall and oats had it on the money when they sang out peeping toms & preverts.

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everyone together! CLAP YOUR HANDS NOW!

private eyes thier watching you..darrl hall is looking down your shirt..private eyes that oats guy wants to look up your shirt..private eyes close the curtains the peeping toms are veiwing private eyes your youtube file a law suitttteeeeeeee...private eyes i know your bra size....*claps hands* lalalalalaa.

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i hope you had as much fun as me. :) "rewriting" songs has to be the coolest thing ever. ;) image this little number on the radio station? instant one hit wonder!! just sample the beat and ryhme/sing along to it. ppl will never know the diffrence because rappers do it all the time. :P

down to busniess: ok ppl..i wont be here for the next days. i'll be going on the computer club camping trip and i just finished packing. ;) i have duffle bag, sleeping bag, and backpac..and not to mention a freeze and a ton of other stuff. we are going to some state park somewhere and i'm planning to have a blast. go yea...be back sunday or late saturday!! MISS ME! :P

oh yes...scott & sassy, i will have a part 2 of drunk tuvok and and SGA blog..if you guys can hold on, that would be great.

going to shower and bed now. need to wakeup early early. BYE!

I see you, you see me
watch you blowin' the lines when you're making a scene
Oh girl, you've got to know
what my head overlooks
the senses will show to my heart
when it's watching for lies
you can't escape my
Private Eyes
they're watching you
they see your every move
Private Eyes
they're watching you
Private Eyes
they're watching you watching you watching you watching you
You play with words you play with love
you can twist it around baby that ain't enough
cause girl I'm gonna know
if you're letting me in or letting me go
don't lie when you're hurting inside
'cause you can't escape my
Private Eyes
they're watching you
they see your every move
Private Eyes
they're watching you
Private Eyes
they're watching you watching you watching you watching you
Why you try to put up a front for me
I'm a spy but on your side you see
Slip on, into any disguise
I'll still know you
look into my Private Eyes

replicator romulan ale got to that guy. and yes..if your wondering i got to watch 30 mins of VOY today after a 2 month break :cry:. a really good episode. the one where the doc trys to save the captain or something and steals the warp core. awesome. b'elana was super prego and tom was HOT! & easy on the eyes. now where was i?

tuvok stairing at 7's rack. "7...i wish my wife t'pel looked more like you...i wish she had your eyes. can i give you a speical vulcan massage with speical warming oils? *starts drooling**cracks nuckles*

7: i will comply...

*dr. starts crying* :cry:

tuvok: tom, it would be logical for you to set up an apperance on the muary show because i have doughts that b'ellana's baby is actually yours. oh, if your baby is dark, sue chekotay.

*tom starts crying* tom: holddd meee harry. *sob*

tuvok: oh..she says your delta flyer doesnt pack as much heat as the real one.

*tom still sobbing* not true! not true! hold me harry....hold me!! :cry:

tuvok: b'elana, i caught tom and harry holding each other in a moment of passion. he says your kid isent his..infact he says chekotay is the father.

b'elena: :evil: :evil: HE SAID WHAT?! :evil: *says something in klingon, grabs phaser shotgun and heads for the bridge* OH NO HE DIDENT! *klingon cussing* tom is going to wish he was never born.

tuvok to kes before she left. kes, once you've had vulcan, you never go back.

kes: ^_^ really? better than talxian?

tuvok: logical

nelix: :evil: dont listen to him kes! you love me and you know it.

tuvok: your heart may be young, but your pelotas are old.

nelix: X_X *grabs wok and attempts to pound tuvok but tuvok does the vulcan nerve pinch and knocks nelix out*

tuvok: harry, i can go math problems faster than you.

kim: i'd love to see you try, if only tom would stop sobbing and let me read.

tom *sobing*: b'elanaaaaaaa, b'elanaaaaaa. :cry:

*tuvok knocks out harry and gives himself a "A" for being a good math student then knocks tom out*

tuvok: captain, i invite you to try a "liza lampinalii" with me

janeway: O__O what?

tuvok: kes bought it.

janeway: chekotay, u can stop now. tell leonardo davinci i wont be there to nite. *runs off*

tuvok to chekotay: tom plans to sue you for child support.

chekotay: what? wht are you talking about?

tuvok: tom is under the impression your the father of b'elana's baby and plans to take you and her to the muary show.

chekotay: what? muary? he insane? what? his delta flyer not packing enough heat? *grabs phaser*

*tuvok finishes with janeway and proceddes to carry/drag tom and harry to the delta flyer where tuvok arranges tom and harry into a really nuaghty postion, leaves alcohal bottles, and a fake journal with tom proclaiming he's not the father, but non of it is true and the journal is in tuvok's handwriting.

*b'elana storms into bridge* WHERE IS HE?! WHERE IS TOM? TOMMMMM YOU BETTER RUN...*starts firing*

chekotay: he's not here, torres. put the phaser down!

torres: then where is he?! :evil: computer locate tom paris.

computer: shuttle bay 1

chekotay" the delta flyer!

torres: he's getting away!

*chekotay and torres run off to shuttle bay 1*

there tuvok is sectecly filming th entire thing*

torres: TOM, U BETTER GET OUT NOW! *starts shooting*

chektay: stop! *shoots back*

*fire fight starts between torres and chekotay*

*janeway comes in*

janeway: STOP THEM TUVOK!

tuvok: this is fun

janeway: stop!!!!

*torres and chekotay stop*

*tuvok open shuttlebay door*

*harry and tom wake up*

kim: what? whts going on?

tom: O__O why is my hand on your butt?

kim: get it off! ewwwwwwwww tom no!

tom: why does it smell like romulan ale?

torres: u better run.

tom: b'elana! :0..it's not wht it looks like! huh?

torres: u better run

tuvok: this is to good

harry: uh oh...she looks mad

tuvok: this is why spock cant get any...

*torres and tom get into fight*

tuvok:  i could watch this all day long..*takes another swig on romulan ale*

*b'elana goes into labor*

tuvok: quick call maury!

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btw, you already know that once i start with the trek blogs, they wont end. :twisted:

yes...my "ocampa uncle", macy (we had to change his name so he could be "more" ocampa and besides the fact he like shopping there...:o)

anyways, i heard macy loves shopping for socks at that place & when he gets really board, he knits sweaters for the mannequin's so they wont be cold. **true story** you have to talk to his publishest...

now where was i...oh yes..something about cat food and pinecones.

when i think of beer, i think of mac-ale sipping schafer lite away at this comp. blogging about spinoffs and such then "bird watching" from the 27 floor where he lives.

not to mention ironing... (i heard this guy once ironed 38 pairs of boxer shorts on a dare... he won a lifetime supply of carl's jr. )

oh yes...the man is also a secret shopper and knows where you brought your grandma those spiderman underwear...and it wasent from kohl's! it was from dolla general...notice...dolla..not doller...dolla general is the ghetto version of doller general. theres one not far from here...infact, us ocampas refer to the place "doller tree" it's next to kolh's...i spend all my $$ at kolh's and now i'm broke. :( )

oh..mac's fav. groups are as follows:

stevie nixs

expose

black sabath

metallica

the real mccoy

dethklok

dr. demento

they might be giants

wait..those are my fav. groups! :o

ask him wht music hes into..i'm guessing he's still doing the jitterbug...:P

pics:

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pic 3

pic 4

pic 5

pic 6

pics 1-4 are also for lobo..if and when he comes by!

ITS OVER! ITS FINALLY OVER! SCHOOL IS DONE! OMG! DONE TILL MONDAY THE 21ST TO JULY THE JULY 6TH WHEN SUMMER 1 IS DONE! 

-sold books. i only had 3 books this semester. 1 book sold and other is being replaced by a new edition in the fall. BOOOO!

-get this..I HAVE NO FINIALAID FOR THE SUMMER! HOW DARE THEY. dam u evil work study! i get a work study just for the convenice of being on campus for the dam cheerleader sith lord training camp and i get my aid taken away. :evil::evil::evil::evil::evil: & this is the way they treat me. yet again, i knew the "consequences" so i shoulden't be mad, but still.

-up next: come back tomarrow to pay with father's $ (the c-l-a-$$'s arent that expensive since it's a community college). then go to art teacher's lair and pick up my work. chances are one creation is coming home & the other is staying to picked or not to be picked for the rat race art show.

-G2G NOW! BE BACK TO NITE. THANK YOU 4 YOUR SUPPORT AND NICE COMMENTS.;)

horse back ride:

ok..it's almost over. almost time for my summer vaction to start...until the summer session! :cry:

done: art, math, and web design.

missing: tx gov.

i can't for it to be over. the final is at 8 so that means i get to get in get out so to speak. i want to get outa there by 9, sell books, and pay for summer class. then be outa school by 9:30 or so and go home. yay!

GUESS WHO GOT A WORK STUDY! :D

i got a work at the libary. putting back books in their places. i get finial aid so i dont know how the work study is going to my finial aid. so this means summer class 7:40 am (another math that i need wasent being offered at another time, so i had to pick this one) to 9:40 am and then work from 10 am - 1pm. then from 4 pm - 6pm cheerleading! :cry: doesnt sound like much of a summer to me. it's only for 5 wks, then for another 2 monthes or so, i can sit back and relax.

:o i go on a computer club camping trip nxt wk. yay!

wish me luck for tomarrow. be back in full force tomarrow!! bye! :D