Oh yes, my bee-yotches, the moment has arrived...

You may have thought it would never happen...Perhaps feared it, had nightmares and (wet) dreams about it...But oh yes, it just happened. And damn, hella-yes, it is good.

The latest chapter of TF:EE, and at the very end...The sex scene. The "main one", but rest assured, not the only.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2768178/1/

Feedback VERY desired...!

First off, apologies for being absent lately...Again. I ran into some money (read: income taxes refund) and bought some much-desired electronics. Including a video ipod, my first cell-phone, and signed up for a faster internet service. (BTW, please look to the right to find my new email address, GS won't let me place it here.) So I've been spending a lot of time setting these things up, the new service itself too nearly a day because of all the problems I ran into...Not to mention, I've started renovating my room, and anyone who's done that knows how much of a pain in the absolute ASS that is...

Regardless...I took a much deserved detour. I saw '300' tonight, a movie I was much looking forward to.

I wasn't disappointed.

I loved this movie. Adored it. The themes, the script, the acting, the imagry and the way it was directed...It was beautiful. I have a masculine mind, and I get just as ramped-up from the action sequences as a man would, (so no; I can't sit through a 'chick flick' as well as any male would...) and are effected in much the same way. The blood, the carnage, the kick-assedry...!

Ever walk out of a movie, all amped and wired up, thinking... "I WISH someone would f*ck with me right now!"? Yeah, '300' will do that to you.

Oh, and the major thing?

These men were hot as f*ck. Leonidias had to be the best, I admit...I would 'take care of that', I assure you. But they were ALL good, every last one of them...All 300 of those sweet, delicious pieces of freak'in CANDY and I swear to God, I would 'take care of' every last on of those hot sons of b!tches. A whole damn army advancing with no shirts, their rippling muscles and abs showing, and the lighting hits them JUST the right way...And their mouth's open, and when they talk with that "I'm gonna f*ck you up." tone corresponding with the infamous Greek/European accent? Ooooooh, yeah...

Seven Things I Learned From "300"

7. Yes, you can indeed fight a battle without chest armor and live...Because you are just THAT DAMN GOOD.

6. Xerxes is one TALL motherf*cker. (Also, you can never have too many pierces!)

5. Slow motion is indeed you're friend, especially with hot men.

4. I should have been a Spartan, I also laugh at everything, am absolutely insane, and tell authority figuires to "eat it". (Though in a Spartan's case, a spear to the face is equally effective.)

3. Xerxes is just REALLY freaking TALL...I mean, damn....

2. I'm not the only one that eats while looking at dead bodies. I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER, NOW...

And the no.1 thing I learned from watching '300'...

1. I want to be gang-banged by the entire Spartan army.

All right, enough horny-raving. I need me somes sleep. So off I am to bed, so I can get up to work tomorrow...Note my enthusiasm.

Holy sh!t, I know what I'm dreaming about, tonight...

I really do suck...

I haven't been doing much of anything lately...Which is so unlike me, usually I'm so busy. I've just been so....depressed and "down", unable to even have energy. I've put on some pounds, which does NOT make me happy, considering I worked so hard and went down some sizes...So now everything's tight as hell and I feel like a fat-ass. I think it's because of winter keeping me inside and making me feel like crap.

I also have been having an insatiable appetite lately, and I don't get why. Normally food was always the last thing on my mind, which was one of the reasons I got so thin so quick. Now, at times, it's all I think about. Eat. Eat. Eat. WTF? Again, must be a winter thing...Still, Christ, winter is almost over, so I hope to God this ends soon.

I've always loved peanut butter...But I've had an unstoppable craving for it lately. It will pop into my brain late at night, and the mere smell or look of it will make my mouth water. Especially the extra-crunchy kind with huge f*cking peanuts in it...Uggg! Good thing I ate all of it, and there isn't any more in the house to snack on, or guess what I'd be doing right now.... >_>

BTW, was going to get some stuff done tonight, exercise, jog, ect...But got so tired and "ran out of gas", slept on the couch...And now, after this, I'm going straight to bed. Even my animals have been suffering as they haven't been getting their routine care, like grooming and the like...I feel so horrible, but I just can't GET MY FAT ASS IN GEAR...

I think I have Seasonal Affective Disorder...AKA, lazy-ass slob disease. I hope to God I can get out of it. Until then, guys...I'm trying, I really am. Please don't think I'm doing this on purpose...I'll be back, trust me.

Ug....peanut butter...

Oy, what a week...

Sorry for not being on lately, stuff to do...No time to do it. It doesn't help that I've been spending so much time shivering underneath covers. I can't stand the cold, I shrivel up and die like a withered flower. >_>

Anyway, in case you haven't noticed, I have a new user icon. It's the same as my new one from DeviantART. I know it's a little hard to make out, so I'll try and explain it to you.

I've discovered AlchemyGothic, which is this awesome graphics company which has some sweet artwork, and prints it on posters, shirts, ect. I plan to make this the new theme of my room, with posters, colors and all. Anyway, this is one of their posters, "Dark Chemical Wedding".

The minute I saw this image, I feel in love. Not only is the image itself beautiful, but the symbolism and meaning behind it. An angel and a demon, united and interwoven (you can even say they're "doing it" if you're mind is dirty enough...I know mine is!) is symbolic of not only the practice of alchemy, but of the balance of light and dark, good and evil, between that seen as beautiful and that of the less attractive lot. Also, I've always been a fan of "opposites attract" and unusual pairings, and this is an absolute symbol for everything I stand for. Not to mention...demons are cool, and it's hot 'n sexy.

In "other news", the weather is horrible around here. Snowing like crazy, cold as hell, white-out conditions, school & business closings...I love it though. Why? Less people coming into work and bothering me. (How DARE they come into the store and BUY things!? The nerve!) And I get payed to do nothing but stand around and read magazines. Awesome.

BTW, the latest chapter of my HG fanfiction, TF:EE is nearly ready to be released. I'm going through the first stage if spell-check, but it will still need to be edited a few more times before it's ready. I'm very picky, and a perfectionist...So blow me. ;)

Sh!t, it's true what everyone says...I'm too damn slow...

Wait, a perfectionist, AND slow...? Well, I think we're all screwed, now.

Sean Bean is sex.

OMG, caught the remake of "The Hitcher" opening night (Friday) and holy damn...That was what you call a good time.

*Major SPOILER warning to anyone wanting to check this one out, first...*

Let me start out by saying the first "Hitcher" is one of my favorite horror movies of all time. I've seen it countless times, and I adore the thrilling pace it sets, like a roller coaster that never stops but just keeps building in tension before it slams to a stop back at the passenger station. Even then, like a real roller coaster, it still has you reeling. I simply find Rutger's "John Ryder" to be the perfect villain. Not really crazy as much as a desperate, uncaring loner. You can almost see the gears turning in his sick mind. Awesome movie.

Now on to the remake...For the record, I don't hate remakes. I really don't. I actually like the idea, to be honest. I like to see a re-telling and a re-imagining of an old idea. Problem is, so many studios see this as a way to make a quick buck, and don't always go the extra mile to make a better movie then what they started off with. One could argue you can never do better then the original, yet the point is...You make the effort to outdo those that came before you. Simply put.

That being said, I found this remake a passable effort. I felt it came in far too short, it was over just when the tension was actually beginning to warm up. I was really digging Sean Bean's portrayal of my favorite hitchhiker when it was already the "truck scene" (as I call it, anyway) and I knew it was coming to an end, how sad...

I wasn't too happy with changing the "lone man delivering a car" to the "couple going on spring brake (insert skimpy clothing here)", to me it rings too much of "let's appeal to teen audiences!" then making a good and workable story. Where's the isolation, the desperation and fear? Left behind, my friends.

One thing I did like was that they followed one of my personal rules for remakes, it followed the first one almost to the letter. That's what I want to see. However, a remake should also be it's own movie in that it adds new scenes, goes into detail perhaps and gives you some more "meat" to the bones of the movie's history, so to speak. There was very little that made this remake different from the first, besides the derogatory couple idea expressed above.

In general, I still enjoyed the movie a good deal. It was like watching a modern re-telling of the first, and that's okay. So I actually don't have much to complain about. I'd give it three and one-half stars out of five. Not the greatest movie in the world, but certainly not bad, especially for a remake. And with many a cool and yummy scene, at that.

Okay, now for the real reason of this blog post...This movie turned me the hell on. And that reason; Sean Bean is absolute sex incarnate in this movie.

I always found Sean Bean attractive, don't get me wrong. But it wasn't until ChaosSentinel told me that he would make the perfect Riccardo if HG was ever turned into a movie that I seriously got the absolute hots for the man. Now I can't watch a movie with him in it without dry-humping my television screen.

Add this factor into that he also plays a gun-wielding, unshaven, "sick f*ck lunatic" villain, killing and attempting rape...And you have what you would call "Hazzy's hot pants mixture, just add a scene where he tries to nail a helpless, innocent little heroine and..."

...Ka-f*cking-boom, baby. ^_^

Actually, the quote in the title of this blog is right before that scene. Like the original, she's lying in bed when he slips in, unnoticed beside her. She thinks it's the protagonist, but when she turns to look, it's John. This time, he runs his hand along her waist, starts to play with her, and she smiles, telling him, "You're making me horny..." To which John grabs her, straddles her, and screams "I'm f*cking horny, too!" OMG, hotness! He tries to nail her, but she gets away. All the while I'm egging him on...Yeah, yeah, get her! Get that ass! GET IT! (How disappointing, a rape scene would have really justified that "R" rating, don't you agree?)

Oh, and when he walked into the gas station, and we see him clearly for the first time...He gives that look, and he is SO goddamn sexy, I think I almost creamed myself on that one. Good Christ, I never expected this movie to be such porn to me. I'm rather sick, aren't I? xD

BTW, I also found Sean Bean to make this movie. Without him, it would be rather boring and unoriginal (I know, a remake is unoriginal to begin with, but I digress) and really not worth watching. His performance is rather different then Rutger's, whom was more believable as a loner with taking the utmost joy from torturing his victims, watching them squirm, but just as ready (and willing) to die himself. Sean's comes off as more of a very unbalanced, mentally disturbed psychopath who plans his kills rather fluidly, (like keeping wedding rings to appear more innocent so that he may lure more victims) but wants to die the next. Rutger's did as well, but he seemed to do so more out of the thrill. Sean's actually seems disheartened when she doesn't pull the trigger in that truck. He's a torn, worn man, and he doesn't really care. He's sick, but he doesn't seem to be playing a game like Rutger's does.

But you know what? That's okay. It's a different movie, different actor, different portrayal. And you know what? I like it. And I am so goddamn turned on, too...Rutger is a good actor, but his performance didn't want to make me jump his bones like it was with Sean.

Anyway, in the end. If you love Sean, or the original, I'd recommend this. It certainly makes for an entertaining evening. Me? I'm getting this baby on DVD when it's out. Where else can you see that hawty driving a Firebird Trans-Am, taking out helicopters and cop cars, looking bad-ass and sexy whilst doing it, eh?

You know, I've got some strange taste in men... xD

...Going my way?

Ug...

I dunno what's been wrong with me lately...But as the title says, I just can't seem to "keep with it"...If that makes any sense. I can't seem to get anything done on my internet activities, I stand around all day staring into space because I think more about what I need to do then actually doing it, I lose some weight then gain it back again, I stick to eating less/not eating in the morning then turn into a pig when the sun goes down, I put off exercising or never get around to it...I can't seem to keep myself together or think straight anymore. I used to feel so good, now I just feel depressed anymore because I feel so lazy and disorganized...

I've been playing Guitar Hero II, when I get the time. It's incredibly addicting. But besides that, I've finished re-writing the next chapter in my HG fanfiction. Now I just need to edit and check it over. So...It will happen before the end of the month. I promise this time! And, oh...How there's sex. Sex that'll blow you're mind!

I just want people to know why I've been so sloppy and slow lately, and that I'm sorry for it. I'm not sure what's wrong with me, I've always been the "all or nothing" type, so if I slip up once I'm too dissatisfied to continue anything...If you're going to crash, crash big, and if you're going for something, you need to get the best and biggest you can. It's a problem I have; but it's how I am, as unfortunate as it may be.

I need to get back in my rut, my little strict ditch that I have...I've been trying hard, and I suppose I just need to try harder if I need to succeed...So please, hang in there. I'm not dead, I'm still going...Though I honestly wonder how I stay alive sometimes. >_>

Oh, and BTW, I just found some old pictures of my brother from high-school...And hand to God, he looks just like Young Lorenzo. Super-fantastical mullet and everything. Yeah, that kinda freaked me out a little. Now that I think about it, Young Lorenzo has always looked a little but familer to me...And why I never really considered him all that sexy. xD

Back when he was in the marines and he was all cut and fit, he also used to look like Dolph Lundren...Needless to say, watching "Rocky IV" has always been hilarious.

Okay, that's enough BSing for one night...I need me some sleep. Well actually, I don't NEED it...I just feel like crap again. 

...I want some sex. >_>

(P.S, note to self...Don't write blogs while drinking Bacardis...Is not a coherant combination.) 

Yeah, none of that "Happy Holidays" bullsh*t, Merry Christmas! And I'm not even Christian...Hell, I can still celebrate it! WHATEVA, I DO WHAT I WANT!

Anyway, yes I haven't been too busy about here lately, but I assure you I've had enough to do at home. I had to work just about every day, just about all day. And when I wasn't working, I was either baking (yes, Hazzy can and does bake...Very well, I may add.) shopping or what have you. Hell, all I did Wednesday was bake and all I did Saturday was shop!

Well, tomorrow I plan to unwrap presents, eat (and man do I have a crapload of sugar to pack in! I'm gonna gain 20+ lbs...) and catch a flick at the movies. (Night At The Museum) I plan to make the most of my day! I do love Christmas, the feel and atmoshere...Maybe not as much as Halloween, but pretty close.

Merry Christmas, folks. Love you lots. ;)

....I must! Lest my wrath be cruel...

The Metallica Music Video collection is out on DVD, and I do not yet have it...I have watched this trailer for it numerous times beyond count to make up for not having it, and I'm drooling, people!

If I don't get this baby for Christmas - like I'm asking for - Then someone 'gonna die. >_>

Just thought I'd share that, because I'm going crazy...Also, I'm really hungry for no particular reason, and I want a donut. Can't have one until tomorrow, though...F*ck.

Okay, trying desperately to get back to you guys on recent events, here goes...

For Halloween, I rented three horror movies. (Though I love horror anytime of the year, it's finding the time that's the thing.) Let me throw some short reviews at you.

I rented Session 9, which has been recommended to me on several occasions due to it's apparent inspiration from Silent Hill. And I did see this; when I watched the film.

This movie is a breath of fresh air when it comes to horror. It's not the typical slasher or monster movie (those come later!) but uses story, psychological tension, and atmosphere to get under your skin and unnerve you. The way the characters interacted played the plot out wonderfully.

The story is about a hazmat team hired to clean the asbestos out of an abandoned insane asylum so that it may be turned into a historic site. When one of them disappears, however, suspicions arise and tempers flare. The resulting ending floored me and had me going five different directions to figure it out. It's one of those ones that will knock you square on your ass, and I love an ending that does that.

So, yeah, if you love horror like I do, don't neglect this gem. It's really worth picking up. Be warned it's not the traditional horror flick, it's slow and takes a lot of thought to understand. The slow moments are very engaging, however.

Next came Feast, another rental. About a group of poor souls holed up in a bar from a group of strange "skin-walking" monsters intent on making meals of them. I wanted to see this one because I watched the season of Project Greenlight where it was made, and wanted to see the end product. Normally I don't even watch such shows, but it was horror...Horror, people! It's what I live for!

The film itself is okay, it has some kick-ass moments, and I like how it's directed. It feels too much, however, like it borrows from other horror movies of the similar nature. (Evil Dead, From Dusk Till Dawn) And it left me wanting more. I do like the moments of comedy sprinkled within, however.

Okay, I saved the best for last. Army Of Darkness is one of my favorite movies, and I finally got to see the first Evil Dead a few years ago with great satisfaction. So I finally had the chance to see Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn for the first time ever.

You ever watch a movie and be like "This is so f*cking cool..." every few minutes? Yeah, this is one of those movies. I've always liked Bruce Campbell, the man is a God. The second coming of Christ. And I swear, the next time I get a dog, cat, whatever...Yeah, it's getting named Ash. Because Ash is seriously the sh!t.

The movie is just plain fun, the horror elements shocking and gruesome, the comedy well-placed and not so much funny as much as it makes you smile and cheer. And it blends together so well. I always loved the concept of Evil Dead, the necromonican (Book of the Dead) in a cabin in the middle of the woods, with a hapless man unwittingly conjuring the dead itself. It's both creepy and cool. This is seriously one movie everyone needs to see at least once. Add all of the above to the fact it has some seriously quotable lines (second only to AOD) and you have a winner, for sure.

Despite this being a perfect movie to watch for Halloween, I had to watch it the day after, because when I came home from Trick Or Treating, I was so tired and gorged on sugar, I just wanted to go to bed. Besides, the Ghosthunters Live event was on! Too bad I didn't watch much of it, on account I went to bed because I was damn near ready to fall over. Next year; note to self, drink more coffee and pace yourself!

I also just arrived home from catching Borat in theatres. Let me just say, that I went expecting a raunchy, filthy and unapologetic movie that would make me piss myself. I was not disappointed. Go see it, now. Hand to God, I almost had to change my panties. One of the funniest goddamn movies ever. You have sexy good time!

Alright, it's time I get to the moment you've all been waiting for! Picture time, hurray! :D

These first few pictures are the ones I promised from vacation. I scanned them in.

Mom & I

Abby & I

Me in my bathing suite at the beach, striking two sexy poses.

The first, and the second.

Me at the boardwalk.

Alright, this next collage has a small story behind it, but to make it short, my mom and I went halfsies on a good digital camera. Needless to say, this was the result when I finally got it to work. A.K.A, I felt like a hoe.

Aight, time to get to bed again. I seem to be making a habit of this... XD

That's the story of my life. :P

Once again, all work and no play makes Hazzy a dull girl. Got on the internet too late tonight to type that blog post up I promised. Need to get to bed. Need to get to work bright and early. Sucks.

I feel absolutely horrible for neglecting everything...HG, the Union, my fic, and you guys. Please accept my apology...Please? :"(