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I'm Not (Evil) Dead!

Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ...

Okay, first let me apologize for being practically dead these past few weeks. It wasn't exactly my fault. Things started getting unGodly busy for me the night before Halloween, where I had to rush about and get everything done that I could, and God knows I still couldn't get everything done. Then my sister wanted to go do something for Halloween, and it pretty much went nowhere, so that was a waste of a few hours...

So that kept me busy all that night. Then Halloween itself came along, and I was off work. So I tried to make the most of it. I was so unGodly busy all day. I did not have a minute to relax. I never did get to carve the pumpkins, so I tried to get at least one done (we normally carve two or three) and did manage only one. It was really nice, but it irritated me that I couldn't get it done until the last minute, and even then...Only ONE. Grrrr...You see, stupid little things like that irritate the piss outta me.

Alright, being the horror enthusiast that I am; I just had to see Saw III, and took my day off on Halloween to go see it. I agree with Kawaii_Rip with her enthusiasm with it, I loved it! It was a big improvement over the second one (that I liked, but didn't exactly have the same love for.) and was a genius interweaving of story, shocking gore, unexpected twists and turns, and it was the first horror in a long time to actually tweak with my emotions. That's hard to do, because I'm a cold b!tch most of the time when it comes to horror movies nowadays. So yeah; go out and see it, goddamn it!

It worked out well because the theatre wasn't crowded, and I was able to go by myself because my mother was too busy cleaning out my sister's car (long story) to even want to come. So I could watch the movie without being posed 1000 questions that will be repeated many, many times thereafter. How refreshing. Anyway, afterwords I snagged a pumpkin spice frappachino at Starbucks (tis the season!) and took off home. I had a lot of work to do!

I had to get dressed up for trick or treat! That's right, I went with my sister as she took her kids around. The way I see it, as long as I look young enough to get away with it, I'm sure as hell going to keep trying! I'm in it for the candy, baby. I was a demoness, with latex horns, pointy ears, a black dress, tail, pitchfork, wings, the whole deal. BTW, I also dressed up as this for work the Saturday before this. I got reactions, all right. ^_^

Hazzy has been on a diet for a long, long time. This excludes candy. Hazzy loves candy, and candy loves Hazzy. Needless to say, I had to go out and grab some free candy from the community. I make no apologies. But you had best believe, that that candy lasted a maximum of two days. Every chocolate, every M&M, tootsie roll, sucker, gum...Yeah, that sh*t was all gone. It was very frightening to witness, best not get too close...You might have been sucked into the vortex and promptly devoured. Especially if you have a peanut butter center...'Cuz I motherhumping will kill for a jar of crunchy peanut butter, I really would.

All in all I'd say I was a little disappointed with my Halloween. I mean, there was just so much to do, but so little time to do it thanks to work. I'm very happy I got Halloween off (and from now on, I plan to request it off every year hereafter) and I was able to get things done before the night, and got to see Saw III, but I didn't have any real days off before that, so all the preparations had to be done mere hours before. Which sucked up time that could have been better spent. I didn't enjoy how things had to be rushed last-minute like they were. Next year I plan to start earlier, I just hope I have more time for things by then.

I actually have a lot more to tell you guys, but I'll leave it at that for tonight. I have more movies to tell you about, pictures, ect...But it's Hazzy's bedtime, and she's both hungry and tired. The sooner I can get to bed, the sooner I can eat when I get up. LOL! I hope I can get to you by tomorrow, if not, ASAP!

To be continued... DUN DUN DUN!

The B!tch Is Back!

Hazzy's back...! Well, I've been back...But I've been tired and busy. :P

Okay-okay, how'd my trip go? It was about what I expected, it went very well! Things were quite different then when I went with my parents in June, I was able to actually enjoy myself. I felt better, looked better, and was able to actually relax and get things done instead of pissing around half the time and b!tching about what went wrong and what to do next.

Needless to say, I've been heavily considering never going with them again because of this experience. Why waste time, money, and take time off from work to go with them when I end up being miserable 99.9% of the time? Better to wait until I can travel with my sister. And we can, too, if I save up the money. She certaintly has no problem if the trip is interesting enough. And quite frankly enjoys taking some time off from her husband.

Anyway, the weather cooperated, which is very unusual for me with any trip. Usually it's too cold, even in the summer it was too damn cold. Oddly enough, in early fall it was utterly perfect! Sunny, warm, with only a little bit of rain, and that was at night when we were at the hotel just chill'in.

Got up early Saturday morning, left at around ten, were there at about three. The trip itself was flawless, been driving down there enough times to know not to get lost! When we got there the traffic was nasty, but we managed to live through it.

The hotel room was surprisingly nice. I mean; it was far from the Hilton, but it was big, with two TVs, beds...Clean, a kitchenette! Damn, I feel so spoiled. It's nice to be surprised with nice things instead of disappointed with crap.

After getting unpacked, we dressed up and went down to the boardwalk. We walked the whole length, and after much talk, stopped and had dinner at Shenanigans. (In Butters voice "Oh boy, Shenanigans!") Which was pretty sweet, as you got to eat out on the boardwalk, outside. Really nice. Too bad my niece was being a little sh!t and wouldn't eat her food, and screaming at the top of her lungs. I also spent way too much money on my meal, but I wasn't particularly sure what to get, so I got pasta, and the damn pasta was wayyyy too much money...Oh well. It was good. I was just glad I was able to eat at a place I always wanted to.

Then we waltzed on down to Sunfest, which was all crafts and the like. Very nice atmosphere, music and the air and all. It was getting late, and we walked back. Afterwords, we took a drive on down to the nearby Food Lion and stocked up on some basic things like water and chips. Because you GOTTA have chips, goddamn it...Especially Doritos...

Afterwords, she stopped and got some liquor for us both. Sweet! I'm adding Captain Morgan's "Parrot Bay" to my list of awesome booze. Very good, and very appropriate for the beach atmosphere we were in. We got back and we had one each. We would have had more, but we wanted to save the rest for the rest of the trip.

Woke up at about nine the next day, got ready, ate breakfast, then we went down to the beach. Lovely, relaxing time. Though the waves were a little rough that day, so I didn't get much swimming done. Still, I was able to actually go in the water, which I haven't been able to do for years on account of weather and circumstances. That in itself was a breakthrough. Then I laid on the beach for a good few hours. Oh, and my sis snapped a few sexy pictures of me in my bathing suit. Always a plus. ;)

Went to Pizza Hut for a big lunch, then made way to some go-carts. After which the day was about over, so we cruised on down to the Salty Dog Saloon for dinner. My personal favorite. Might have been better had the Steelers won the game. Feh! Though I couldn't finish the whole meal on account I ate too many good damn chips. That's fine, though, I ate it whe we got back to the hotel...No damn way I'm tossing out my delicious potato skins...Mmmm.

Afterwords it began to rain, we packed in the car and decided we needed a few small things, so we took a drive to the local Wally World. Would have stayed longer if they weren't one of the few that still closed. (!) So we went back to the hotel to chill out. Had another beer, watched Family Guy, end day two.

Day three started with a trip to Denny's to get breakfast. Nothing like a Dennny's breakfast, folks. It's a good reason to get up in the morning and continue on with existence. Got a short stack and a french toast slam. Looking back, I should have probably gotten two stacks instead of the toast, as it filled me up a little too fast. Still, freaking great.

This was the day when we sort of relaxed, more of tying up all the loose ends. We went shopping in the nearby outlets, I bought a new pair of shoes, a bunch of really nice shirts, and some cute panties...Oh, yeah! Afterwords, went back to the boardwalk and had some Thrasher's french fries (famous, covered in vinegar and salt...Mmmm) and some ice cream. We hung out at inlet, watched the sun set and got some wonderful pictures when we got back, hung out at the beach at night. I went to a local sub shop (Tony's) and got us dinner. I ate the best steak sandwich I think I ever had.

After my final beer that vacation, we got packed and went to bed early. We had to get up early to leave the next morning. End day three. (Monday)

Got up at about six that morning, ate breakfast, and we caught the sunrise. Beautiful. Again, snapped some pictures. Finally we got moving, checked out, and got on the road. We left Ocean City and headed towards Baltimore. On the way, stopped for what was going to be a McDonalds milkshake, but turned into a McFlurry as the shake machine was broken. Anyway, Baltimore was beautiful, as it always is.

The destination was the inner harbor, to which we went to the National Aquarium. The place is HUGE, and boy is it nice. Freaking big fish, sharks, dolphins...stingrays. (Those bastards!) You name it, they had it. Afterwords, went down and cruised about the harbor for a little while, the shops and everything. I went into the big-ass Barnes & Noble they had. Two floors of books. Might have had a bit better time had my contacts not been drying out, and my feet ached from wearing flip-flops, but alas it was still a time to be had.

Afterwords, I just had to go to the Hard Rock to have dinner. I love Hard Rock, good food that isn't terribly expensive, and absolutely kick-ass music videos playing 24-7 on the TVs everywhere, the rock relics on the walls, and the atmosphere is just awesome. W00t for Hard Rock! Got me a bleu cheese burger, and had to down it quick because we needed to get going home. I did manage to buy a T-shirt before I left, however. I will seriously stop at a HRC if a city has one; even if I have the choice between that and some expensive, world-renowned restaurant. I can't resist it's pull. I can't resist the rock, baby!

Then we got back to the car, somehow managed to get lost for a good half-hour (and you know you need to get lost at least once per trip, you know?) then managed to get back onto the road home. My contacts kept drying out, and didn't stop until I sort of rested my eyes for a bit, then put some drops in them at the gas station not too far from home. (At the Sheetz in Bedford, to be exact!) As well as getting an X- Large Smores flavored cappuccino...Mmmm, perfect before I was to go back on my diet the next day. ;)

I got back home at about ten, to the rousing chorus of my two mutts acting like I was Christ coming back for the second time. That's the sort of welcome I'm talking about! Then I took a shower and went straight to bed...Because I was 'effing tired and had to go to work early the next morning. >_>

So, all in all, despite how boring that all must have sounded, I had a good time! I made my sister laugh nearly every second of the day with my comments, we didn't fight once and had a leisurely, expensive time without men telling us what to do and how to spend our money. We are very compatible when the conditions are right. I ate like a horse without guilt for four days, relaxed, did what I wanted, slept well...All in all, it was just about perfect.

The only thing I wanted to do, but didn't happen was go to a night club, and maybe get some sweet beach poo-tang. XD Alas, I'm not old enough to drink (not that the law has ever really stopped me from doing what I want, 'ya dig?) so I couldn't do much if I did visit one, and not having a friend to go with, or something. Going with my sister would have been a bit awkward. Bah, there's always next year, when I can legally get smashed.

Oh, and I got a lot of really good pictures, hot ones at that. I'll have to try and either get ahold of my sister's camera, have them sent to me, something, so I can upload them. But when I do, I'll try and have them up ASAP.

Ah, well, I gotta try and get back into my routine, here...It's been hard. And I'm going up to Pittsburgh Saturday night, so it's still busy around here. I've been trying to get back into the swing of things, but it hasn't been easy. Though I did miss you guys. You know who you are. ^_^

W00t! New panties...

Leaving Again...

For the second time this year, I will be leaving for four days. I'm leaving early tomorrow to go down to Ocean City, MD. It's a coastal city with beaches, boardwalk, a billion good places to eat (like the Salty Dog, awesome!) and we've been there a million times. We know the place well, so we know what to do, where to go, the whole like. So unlike Delaware where we dinked around half the time, miserable and arguing, it's going to go far better then before.

This time I'm going with my sister and her two kids. (My niece and nephew, obviously) The kids aspect I'm not to happy about, but hey, what'a gonna do? Still, my sister (despite our occasional arguments and differences) is the single closest person to me, and is also my best friend. Going with her is far and away better then going with my parents, and it's nice to get away from the pains in the asses. Though it will suck to be away from my two dogs, four cats, and three gerbils. :( Suck really bad. I won't know what to do with so much free time! I'll be worrying my sexy little ass off.

Tuesday we'll be leaving and stopping in Baltimore on the way back up, visiting the aquarium and the harbor. I've always loved that city, so it's good to be back.

I'm hoping this will be my "true" vacation. The one in Delaware, of course, sucked. It also made me feel like crap. Well, I won't let that happen this time! I weigh far less (not that I was really "fat" before, but you know...) and have far nicer clothes, and I won't have two irritating old people in tow.

Okay, won't be back until late, late, late Tuesday night. Peace out, friends. Wish me a good time. Shaking my sexy ass 'an all... :D

She Lives!

Aheh...ahhee...hee...God, I'm ready to kill somebody...

Alright, June has not been a good month for the Hazz, that much is certain. Things suck. They are not good.

My vacation sucked, I mean, that was bad enough...But you all know that one, anyway. Still I was okay with that...I mean...What can be done? Lately I think my luck has gotten even worse.

Before even the lack of internet started, it turns out my parents are going bankrupt...again. My mother is simply dumb as hell. I'm sorry, but it's a fact. She's ruined the finances by buying all these things on her credit cards...including clothes, and all these things she never even uses. In short, we have no credit now. This guy had to come to the house and appraise it and everything, made sure it was less then fifty-thousand.

This is the second time...last was 1988,  when we were even worse off. Luckily I don't remember that embarrassment, I was too young at the time. Things are different now...But you know what? It's a kind of a good thing. I don't have to hear about them arguing about their debt all the time.

Sunday, I got in the car to go to work, only to find the front face of my CD player missing...I was a little weirded-out...I mean, where the hell did it go? Surely, somebody just wouldn't...steal the front of a CD player...would they? What the hell are they going to do with that? The rest of the player was still there!

I looked everywhere, couldn't find it. I was pretty pissed, couldn't play any music. Turns out it was indeed stolen, ten other cars around the block were also broken into. Yep. Well, isn't that nice? Can't even let the car unlocked...in my own yard. Our driveway runs down the center of the yard. The dogs never alerted, I never knew...And now I have to pay forty bucks I shouldn't have to in order to get a new one.

We're going to show the pigs what it looked like, but I hardly doubt those f*ckers will ever get caught. Still...WTF would you steal the face plate? WTF!?

If that wasen't enough...I put a personal ad on the internet, because I quite frankly need a man to make me happy. That and I'm always told to "go get a man" by my mother and sister...like I'm some piece of trash if I don't...so I told them about myself, the like. I admit I was a little risque, I said I'm dirty, I have a foul mouth, I'm a little bit of a pervert. I mean, you guys know me. It's true, right? That's me!

Turns out some friends of my sister saw it, and told her. She looked at it, and felt the need to call me on her cell (which we borrowed) to tell me last night. She was apparently appalled. She said I "shouldn't of put that" and that's "no way to meet somebody"

....?

WTF?! Excuse me?! Is that ANY of her goddamn business!? Of course not! She treated me like I was some little kid. I'm a full-grown woman, thank you! If I want to meet somebody as perverted as me, then so be it. I'll find out myself, I DO NOT need to be lectured. I am fully capable of mature thought, thank you very much.

Even worse, she felt the need to tell my mother about it. Now she says I sound like a whore, that I'm going to go out and get a disease and get pregnant. She makes that speech about every five seconds, now.

LOL! I can't believe this. All I said was that I was a dirty girl seeking a naughty boy, not that I was going to go suck him off or anything. If I have sex, and boy do I want sex, I will use more then one sort of protection. I'm not f*cking stupid.

I deleted the damn thing, and I'll never post another personal ad again. Because now I'm going to have somebody breathing down my neck and commenting on everything I do. She always acted like my mother, treating me like a kid despite my age. I'm not stupid, but I am driven, and I know what I want. Maybe even a little crazy. Now all this talk makes me want to say "f*ck it" and just use my "happy time in the shower" to satisfy my urges. Who needs all these comments of every move I make...

My sister has some damn nerve...Ahh, you just wait until I see her fat ass again. It's not going to be good.

This lack of the net thing didn't help. It was hell not being here with you guys. I love talking to you to make me feel better...and horny. Hehe. God, how I love you all. ;)

*Sighs* Sometimes...I really do hate my life. I swear I have some of the worst luck...For me, misery has company. It's one thing after another for the longest time.

Conclusion: I hate my family... And as$holes who steal my CD player face plate.

And I swear, if my sister somehow finds and reads this: f*ck you.

Yeah, not to happy...Getting the net back is my only saving grace.

Just A Heads Up...

Man does this ever piss me off...

My mother didn't pay the phone bill on time...Which is normal for her to forget something that important, because she's dumber then a box of rocks... So I can't access the internet, as I have dial-up, sad as it is. I'm currently using my brother's computer. But I don't really intend to again unless I have to.

So I don't know when you'll see me again, hopefully soon. All I know is that being cut off from my best friends (you guys!) will be like being cut off from air!

Hope to see you soon! :(