[QUOTE="MADVLAD123"]Did he just say the story is about a man named Andrew Ryan? And that they crash in the Caribbean? He definately hasn't played this game....Ninja-Vox

Or for the billionth time - it's a comedy site.

I'm not sure I get what you're trying to say, allow me to criticise the article based on the logical fallacies it presents......

;)

It's the Truth Media section in Something Awful. Check out some of their other reviews. These guys like to give popular games and music bad/inaccurate reviews to pi** people off. It usually works, too.

The new Team ICO game (semi-announced, but nothing else known yet)

Rez 2, or a spiritual sequel (would be best on Wii, considering the cursor-heavy gameplay and graphical style)

Another MAIN Shin Megami Tensei game (preferably for Wii, the cel-shaded style would go hand-in-hand), or at least Persona 3 (hasn't been released here yet, date unconfirmed)

Alien vs. Predator 3

No One Lives Forever 3

[QUOTE="accameron"]

Please don't lock this thread, I am serious. Look at the facts:

1. On the trailer, Vamp and Ninja Raiden have a battle FULL of inuendo. Lots of prancing, grunting, and flips. Then, they penetrate each other with SWORDS (symbolism), and at the end Raiden penetrates himself in order to pentrate his opponent, full of grunting. Much too much innudendo for me to enjoy.

2. Snake now actually grabs opponent's crotch as an attack move. I am serious.

This game with be rated 17 and up due to its message, no one will be able to buy it.

Berserker_2

I agree 100%. Thanks for posting this. Unfortunately, fanboys are blind to it, as is the media. Not one journalist made any comments about the crotch and bird poo. MGS4 will be very strange.

Wait wait wait wait wait......hold it. Did you just accuse a Metal Gear Solid game of being strange? *looks at Psycho Mantis, The Cobra Unit, Vamp, Liquid Snake/Ocelot, the entire story about The Patriots, the cardboard boxes, and a bunch of other stuff*

..........*falls over, anime-style*

Blargh, I think we just found the subject of what will be Jack Thompson's next vendetta.

On a side note, as one who enjoys teabagging enemies in video games, I seriously doubt that any such suggestions are going to bother me. In YOUR endo!

Except the former isn't releasing here until early next year, supposedly.

But either way, it's a definite purchase for me, as Bioshock would be if I had a decent PC or a 360.

While I respect the 360's game library and I'm DESPERATE for Bioshock more than almost any other game before in my gaming 'career', I honestly can't bring myself to buy a 360. Maybe it's the hardware faults, the fact that I'm not a fan of online, the limited support MS showed for the original Xbox being foreboding, or (and I'll admit this one's quite petty) a bit of fanboyism carrying over from my PS2 days. But I just can't do it.

Hope it goes well for you though, enjoy your GOTY 2007 contender.