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TV.com Class of 2005 Superlatives. Polls close Thursday, November 17) Yesterday, Fox cut it's order of Arrested Development down to thirteen episodes, which many (including me) consider tantamount to cancelation. We all knew this day would come, but somehow we held out hope that the ratings would improve somehow and that the show would be with us for many years. Today the inevitable happened and this fear that's hid in our minds has come to fruition. I find myself sad and angry, but I think I'll be alright after a time. This is the second time this (a painful cancelation) has happened to me this year. The first was with
Enterprise. Everyone knew it was going to happen, but we were all so shocked when it actually did. And then groups all over the world rallied, raised money, picketed, sent letters, and all sorts of things to try and save it but to no avail. It all just gave me this sense of false hope that maybe, just maybe some other network would pick it up. Or that it could be saved somehow. But I've learned that that almost never happens. When it's done, it's done. For me, Enterprise was equivalent to a divorce. First comes denial ("The Paramount execs aren't going to let this happen"), then anger ("How could they ruin a franchise like this?"), then false hope ("Maybe another network will pick it up"), and finally acceptance ("Star Trek will be back in ten years or so and I will spend that time preparing for the biggest Mexican-themed Trek party ever"). And the divorce scars you for life. You half expect
every relationship/good show to be canceled before it even gets off the ground. And when they do you aren't surprised; this type of thing
always happens to
you. As you can see I whipped up an AD banner as quickly as I could (It's not perfect... but it'll do). It's hard to make text work on multi-color backgrounds. Looking for
pictures of AD for the banner was a real bummer. It brought up so many great memories of the show (hence the banner text)... and by coincidence the song "Nothing Compares 2 U" by
Sinead O'connor started playing on Napster. Here's a recreation of what happened:
Me: Okay, let's find some pictures.
Sinead: It's been seven hours and fifteen days...
Me: Oh no.
Sinead: Since you took your love away...
Me: Okay, there's one of Gob doing magic. I guess all the magic in the world couldn't save the show. (tear)
Sinead: Since you been gone I can do whatever I want, I can see whomever I choose...
Me: That's a picture of Tobias in his blue man paint. He would always camouflage himself with other blue things so he could follow Lindsay. (whimper)
Sinead: I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant, But nothing, I said nothing can take away these blues...
Me: There's Franklin!
Sinead: `Cause nothing compares, nothing compares to you...
Me: (bawling) And that went on until the song was over. :) It's good to get out your emotions. I'm definitely going to miss Arrested Development, but as I said, I will recover. What's the worst cancelation you've had to endure? What show's bitter end left a gaping hole in your heart, if any? And on a scale of 0-10 how much will you miss
Arrested Development?
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