nope couldn't think of one.......why do I do this to myself 20 minutes after I wake up? :P I gotta stop thinking :lol:

First off, I wanna thank everyone that tried to come up with a million different currencies or at least attempt to come close to it just to save me from my self.............or was I being saved from Entity? hmm, I dunno *shrugs* you decide.

Now for the great announcement............HAPPY ONE MONTH, Hun:oops: yeah, me and Red have been together for a month now. I havent' scared him off yet :lol: J/K J/K I know there will be many many many more to come:) He was there when I got somewhat depressed bout how I thought an animated character was prettier then me (Don't worry bout me,y'all.....I get like that sometimes........seriously, I'm okay now) He's there for my whining (he doesn't call it whining, but I still do:P cause to me complaining is pointless so when I do complain, it sounds like whining). I love you hun and I can't wait to go to see you:)

also I would like to say Happy one month to our friends Peach and Xplode...whose was yesterday (?) congrats you two :)

BYEEEE!!!!

EDIT: this was supposed to be a party blog but as my luck would have it......I have to work YAY (don't mind the sarcasm:P ) so y'all can just hang, chill, drink, fix my stupid sticking D key....what ever just don't trash the place:P

or you'll never see me again:P *waits and see who comes up with a million dollars*

Hey Y'all...............for roller coaster fans.....there is a sweet new ride at cedar point (Steph [prettyinpink], we gotta go again soon:P preferably Halloweekend, that was great) (if you don't like roller coasters or they make you squeamish or what ever, watch vids at your own risk)

Point of view

action footage

I so wanna go on this one......it looks like it'll be a blast.

I went on this other forum site I joined back in October......more people missed me at Entertainment Galore then I thought:P   I always thought they didn't think I existed :P 

yeah, short blog BYEEE!!!!!

hey y'all.....How are you?  

 I had a pretty good day today......made a million dollar tip:lol:    seriously, I have a one million dollar bill that the guy that made it had given to me:P    so now I'm gonna go to the store tomorrow and see if I can fool some of the cashiers and see if they try and accept it hehehehe

 got stuck on a new song------The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound gang. Yet another song I already knew but for some reason the more I listen to it.....the more hilarious it gets:P   all those insinuendos and what not hehehe well I'm sure everyone knows what the song is bout and how it goes :P

LOL big picture I know:P but it's so cute:P 

How To Be Annoying:  (not even halfway done with list yet:P  )

26. Wander around the restaurant, asking other 

diners for their parsley.


27. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.


28. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.


29. At the laundromat, use one dryer for 

each of your socks.


30. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

31. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, 

as they read.


32. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.


33. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.


34. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.


35. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping 

on the bottom of your chin. When
nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up!" and repeat. 

 BYEEEE!!!!!

Then it's all fun and games with one eye:P       Sadly that part didn't fit in the title....oh well.

Morning y'all......how are you doing?    I'm still sleepy but I guess I can't sleep all day:?   I love waking up being unable to breathe........NOT!!!!   its such an annoying feeling *quietly mutters something bout stupid stuffy nose that won't go away*  You wouldn't beleive how long I've had a stuffy nose if I told you:P    at least I think I told you....or maybe I didn't...I dunno I just got up half an hour ago......give me a few hours or till I go to bed again to wake up.

I had another thought but since it's too early to think.....I don't remember what it is.....oh well it'll come to me.

I bet y'all are looking forward to part 3 of How To Be Annoying.....but I'm gonna interrupt it right now.....got a great joke yesterday.  Hope y'all like it too.

The Lawyer and the Smart Blonde:

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. 

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." 

This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. 

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" 

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. 

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" 

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep. 

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" 

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. 

BYEE!!!    

Hey y'all

got stuck on a new song.....well I've known it forever now just got it stuck in my head, Obviously it's "Fly Away From Here" by Aerosmith..this used to be the song to get me through a bad day. When I wished I could just fly away:P But this song definitely helps me relax.

As you can tell, I haven't been complaining bout back or shoulder pains for while.......they haven't been bothering me lately thankfully....hopefully it stays that way.

My grandma is hilarious......she yelled at me the other day for getting the tattoo from the one blog. I think it's funny how she thinks she still can control me like some little kid. She was all "KATHLEEN [insert middle name here], why'd you get another one? your mother actually let you get that? Don't get anymore....if God wanted us to have tattoos, he'd have given 'em to us" What? Like i'd actually announce my middle name here. :lol: you have fun guessing at what it is. I just looked at her and said "well in that case, he should've put tattoos on us....it'd save me money" she didn't find it funny:cry: I don't care though.....she can yell all she wants and tell me that I'll regret getting 'em when I'm 40, I don't beleive her. Love my grandma, really I do...I just hate when she tries to tell me what I shouldn't do:?

I got a dollar today at work......I dunno what for though:? but I didn't argue when it was given to me.

How to be annoying pt.2:

11. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to 

lick the flavor off.


12. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.


13. Honk and wave to strangers.


14. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.


15. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.


16. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over 

climactic parts of rental movies.


17. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their 

complementary mints by the
cash register.


18. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.


19. only type in lowercase.


20. dont use any punctuation either

21. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and 

reroute whole streets.


22. Pay for your dinner with pennies.


23. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.


24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
"Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."


25. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

#14 makes me wanna go find my big orange hoodie now:lol:

BYEEEE!!!! 

hey y'all.......Happy Memorial day.

I was playing around with gimp today......I don't expect to become a pro at it but this is what I started.

I'm kinda pleased with how the last one came out.

Been trying to post a blog all day *crosses fingers and hopes this one works*

got a long list of How To Be Annoying......It's gonna be broken up into bout 7 parts:P hehe yeah that long.

1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people 

are green, and insist to others
that you "like it that way."


2. Drum on every available surface.


3. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.


4. Staple papers in the middle of the page.


5. Ask 800 operators for dates.


6. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire 

FBI copy warnings.


7. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's

 backpacks.


8. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first 

page.


9. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."


10. Set alarms for random times.

hehe BYEEE!!!! 

Hey y'all...What's going on?

I got my tattoo I told you bout a few blogs ago. It was fun to watch, well part of it. I started getting a little light headed but the feeling went away bout a minute after I got to my car. Did I mention I don't like needles:lol:

anyway, here's what it looks like:

if the picture cuts off or something, heres the link New Tat     The blue part is gonna get lighter too as it heals.....it'll be so pretty when it's healed

POTC 3-----I got three words for this move: Greatest.....movie......EVER. this was the first movie I'd seen since Curse of the Golden FLower. POTC's got Orlando Bloom, hilarious scenes from Captain Jack Sparrow, sword fights, romance, Orlando Bloom (oh I said that already:P oops:lol: ) Now I feel like going on a high seas adventure:P

Oh yeah, and I know that butterfly is upside down. that's the only way I was able to take the pic:P

and as promised a joke:P

Counting Sheep:

A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on,
She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?"
"ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one"
As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?"

hope y'all liked it.....BYEEEE!!!!

Hey y'all.........lost bout the title of the blog?....look for the La Resistance Medley link in my blog header:P  it's right there.   That's right I wanna watch the south park movie now:P

Found out my friend got robbed two nights ago.....on his way home, only thing taken was his jersey and hat and bank card thankfully....i know it's all expensive but I'm just happy he didn't get seriously hurt.

Got free cocoa from Starbucks today YAY.....can't beat free:P       I was gonna pay for it though, really I was:P

Got yelled at today too......I accidentally put lettuce on this guy's sandwich (can ya tell he didnt' want any? )  and he flipped out on me...so he walks away p!ssed and decided he didn't want his sub anymore came back and changed his mind ONLY if I could get all the lettuce I put on it off. Aftre apologizing 5 times I told him "Sir,I"m sorry.  It was an ACCIDENT". I guess i looked pretty hurt...I was really more shocked then anything really.   Everyone kept telling me it was alright and not to worry bout him......why?  I"m not the one that loooked like an a$$ in front of a line of people.  he's the one that should worry..........what ever. I've been yelled at for far stupider things:P  I just laugh at people like that.

sorry no jokes today...so I'll leave you with a pic and I'll give you a joke next time when I can find one:P

Byeee!!!!

my thoughts:   my shoulder still hurts...so does my arm, it's day 3......I'm used to it so no point in complaining.

I've had that Shakira song "hips don't lie" stuck in my head for days........Help me!!!!:P   I need a new song.

Quizno's is going great...people are finallly starting to warm up to me cause i'm no longer the "New Hire".

Got and AC put in our room today (and by our room I mean me and my sister :roll: ) now I get to put the six blankets  I sleep with to use  cause now I get to freeze. hmm wait that's not good *crawls under blankets*

Funny Medical Stories 2:

5.  While  aquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked "How long have you been bedridden?"   After a look of complete confusion, she answered " why not for about twenty years, when my husband was stil alive"

6.  Iwas caring for a woman  and asked "so how's your breakfast this morning?" "it's vey good, except for the kentucky jelly, I just can't get used to the taste" The patient replied.  I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly"

7. As a young new MD doing residency, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.  To cover up my embarrassment, I unconsciencely formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle aged woman suddenly burst out laughing and further embarassing me, I looked up sheepishly  and said "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"   she replied,"No Doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner'"

OK I admit these weren't as funny as the first ones....but they do deserve a few chuckles:?

BYEEEE!!!!! 

YAY I'm home:P     What was your first clue? :lol:  anyway how are y'all? i'm good, no, Great...and wired and no I haven't been drinking the vault:P   I swear I haven't touched that stuff since the night I stayed up all night:P

 I saw this news story headliner a few days ago.....and no I wasn't watching the news.  I missed this story....it was a good one too.   ANYWAY.....I found out that there was a medicine for diabetes that causes higher risk for a heart atttack.   Seeing as how I'm on pills AND insulin, I was curious to find out what it was.   I just found out today what med that was.........one called Avandia.   the story in the paper I saw it in scared the crap outta me  cause, well yeah, I USED to take avandia.I was getting free samples of it because it was so expensive and the doctor actually saw that I was still paying for meds out of pocket....I still do but that's bout to change......and it's not the point.  I was taken off it  bout 4 months ago before the story came out.    so as well as getting scared half to death,  a wave of releif came over me at the same time that I had stopped taking it.   You have no idea how thankful I am that I am no longer taking this stuff.   Now that we know I'm gonna be alright, well we can all hope...J/k  I'll be fine:P  Enjoy this email.....gonna break it into two so it's not too long:P

Funny Medical Stories:

1.   A man comes into the ER and yells "My wife's gonna have her baby in the cab".  I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and begain to take off her underwear.Suddenly I noticed there are several cabs and i was in the wrong one.

2.  At the beginning of my shift I had placed my stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "big breaths" I INSTRUCTED.  "They used to be" she replied

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife her husband had died of a Massive Myocardial Infarct. Not more the five minutes later I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a Massive Internal Fart

4.   During a patient's two week follow up with his cardiologist, he informed me that he was having trouble with one of his medications.  "Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put a new one on every six hours and I'm running out of places to put 'em". I had him quickly undress and discovered what I'd hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over 50 patches on  his body.  Now the instructions include removal of the old one before putting on a new one.

Hope y'all enjoyed those.....BYEEEE!!!!