Guess I've been listening to that Yellowcard song too much:P It's occationally sunny today...but most incredibly incredibly windy and raining. Just the way I like it(well minus the "incredibly incredibly part) :P now if only we had a thunderstorm.

People make me wonder more and more everyday.......They make me wonder how they ever managed to make through life with their heads up their butts.....*bites tongue* Not saying anymore about that:P

Anyway onto the point of the blog......*drumrolll*

 

Why we have kids..........(part 1)

1. Nudity-I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when
a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.
She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout fr om the back seat,
"Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

2. Opinions-On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note
from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

3. Ketchup-A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter
to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting
the bottle."

4. More Nudity-A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked,
"What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

5. Police #1-While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was
interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, " Are you a cop?"
"Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that
right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her.
"Well, then, " she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you
please tie my shoe?"

And last for now...

6.Police #2-It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw
a little boy staring in at me "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.
"It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van.
Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

 

Your word is: Confused. You have reached a stage in life where you have lost yourself completely. Identity-crisis is only the first name, and this is really depressing you. All you want is to be yourself, but how can you, when you know nothing? Others can not help in this situation, only you can find yourself again and become whole once more.

 

Now it's you guys' turn.....http://www.quizilla.com/users/PainfulBliss/quizzes/What%20Dark%20Word%20Represents%20You%3F%20%5Banime%20pics%5D/

LOL thats right. you can't get rid of me...try as you might. hehehehe.

anyway, I have a funny joke for you guys and gals...hope you find it funny too.

Life Explained:

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone Who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life Span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. And one more thing....this is actually pretty cool.

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g256/princess9900/Icesculpture.jpg

Sadly the picture gets cut off if I post it:( 

 

BYEEEEEEEE

Yep, I don't have to go...at least not tomorrow......who knows when I'll actually have to go:P but at least now I know one of the buildings possible for a future reference. *does happy dance then crashes into wall falling to floor* ouch.....no really I'm alright:P I do that all the time. *gets up and acts cool* I was kinda interested to see what kinda case I would get but the closer it came the more I thought I don't really wanna go. Such a shame I don't get a choice.

I've decided I'm not gonna quit Wendy's till next month........ONLY because one of the ladies there comes back from her 3 month vacation in the phillipines then. I guess I'll be nice and not leave them totally screwed (no matter how bad they deserve it.) It'll be a fun stretch but for now I'm gonna try and work both jobs............this will be exhausting:? I really hope I can handle it. I like to think I can but we'll see. I honestly dunno why I'm being so nice to them......It was never made this nice for me. I mean it was but it hasn't been that way since I vame back to my old store. I blame 60% of the stress that I STILL have on that place. The other 40% I have no idea where it's coming from.

ummm.....hmm, more thoughts.....uhh I think running into the wall killed some more brain cells:P ok this is random...but I've had to sneeze all day and it won't come out. it's driving me nuts..I hope I sneeze soon:P

I know everyone is still talking bout what happened at VT......it was such a tragedy.  Makes me fear more and more bout the sanity as well as safety of people and I really do wish the best of hope and luck for everyone there.  I would love to do more to help but sadly I dunno what to do:( 

 

Guess that's all for today BYEEEEEEEEE.

hehe get a load of these:P  very funny stuff and the aminals in the past blogs were not harmed in the making....'cept maybe for the cat in the toilet (read last blog for reference for those of you that don't understand that one:P )

 Anyway.....enjoy.

Hmm wonder what made this person think they could fit through there

to get out or not to get out......that is the question.

:|*scratches head*

uhhh, yeah.....I don't wanna know bout this one:?

 

looks like these cops arent' going anywhere for a while:P

hmm apparently neither is this guy.

they wanted a souvenir of their road trip?  I dunno.......

I guess this would explain how most accidents are caused.

 

 BYEEEEEEEE

Yeah, I'm over that last one(and too lazy to delete it so that's why there's this one....dunno why I cared to begin with:P   Thanx guys for cheering me up though

Found something funny:P   

Toilet Cleaning Instructions (sorry cat lovers:P  They're cute and all but you can blame this one on the dog:P )

 Step 1-Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

Step 2- Pick up the cat and soothe him/her while you carry him towards the bathroom.

Step 3-In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. YOu may need to stand on the lid.

Step 4- The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this :lol:

Step 5- Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times.This provides a "powerwash" and "rinse"

Step 6- Have someone open the front door of your home.  Be sure that no one is standing between the front door and the bathroom door.

Step 7- Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.

Step 8-The cat will rocket out of the toilet, Streak through the bathroom, and run outside where s/he will dry him/herself off.

Step 9- Both commode and cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely the Dog (told ya he wrote it.....dunno how if he doesn't have thumbs but he did it:P ) 

Yeah, it's one of those days....the day where you just wanna go back to bed and start all over again.

I've got a list of complaints but today complaining is pointless so I'll just shut up. I'm just gonna go find my corner to hide in and blast my mp3 player drowning out every possible noise imaginable.

 But first I've gotta go out to a few places .....maybe a drive will help me unwind or destress or what ever you wanna call it.

Talk to y'all in an hour or so. 

Y'all will get a giggle out of some of these....but for the most part they're adorable.....have fun:P

 

 

 

 

Today I started training for my job.....I thought it would be Starbucks but it's not.....it's actually Quizno's. So I sat at the Human Resources office (with bout 10 others) and watched really boring videos.......I shouldn't say that because we got paid for today. Because of the scheduling conflict of Wendy's (which I'm not putting my two weeks in for....I'm just gonna quit:P ). So I go back monday and I get to work on the computers and I get my ID badge and some other card. I hope my picture comes out good:?

Anyway enough about my job.....here are the sentences for the mad libs 2 blogs ago for those that joined in.

1. A (1) in time saves (2)s.

2. The Road to (3) is paved with (4) (5)s.

3. Have your (6) and (7) it too.

4. People who live in glass (8 ) shouldn't throw (9)

5. You can lead a (10) to water but you can't make hm (11).

6. The best (12)s in life are (13).

7. Two (14)s don't make a (15).

 

Lately I've been so obsessed with watching the South Park Movie.......I mean what's not to love about it. It's hilarious in a wrong but funny way:P I even found my favorite song from it on Limewire YAY.

anyway, VIVA LA RESISTANCE........err......I mean talk to y'all later.

as you can see I've moved from listening to Panic! At The Disco.....to Evanescence...or how ever you spell it. Love the band just can't spell their name right to save my life. I like this idea of postiing song lyrics now:p saves me from having to think of a blog title:lol:

I start training at Starbucks tomorrow......I haven't put my two weeks in at Wendy's yet but if I like Starbucks I will. We'll see how it goes first.

I posted a mad libs thing in my last blog...I'll leave it up for one more day before I post sentences for those that might be interested in joining it.......you don't have to if you don't want to though. If you just wanna talk, That's fine by me too:P

The weather is finally starting to warm up......bout time too. I was getting sick of the cold weather in April. That means I get to start wearing my favorie crocheted sweater. Yes beleive it or not I do wear something other then hoodies, but I like this sweater because the sleeves are long and go past the tips of my fingers :P and it's so pretty and proves I can dress like a girl WHEN I want to.

So what's new with everyone else today?