we're on our way back from partying in Augusta over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back south.

we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph
flew past a trooper on the side of the road
trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway. we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us
we decided to be good and stop
cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ...ticked as mess

He walks up to the side of the car and goes
"SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE"
Jason pulls out his freakin pilot's license
cop's jaw hits the freakin ground
most stunned face I've ever seen
in this practically a whimper goes "get the **** out of here"
no ticket... too embarassed apparently
I'll never forget that day long as I live
I was sure we were goin to jail

SouthernPride10

I'm sure you're joking...

Phone sex.The-0ne

tr00

she wants me to call her right now. What do I say? I'm really not used to talking to girls:cry:manic626

Just tell her what color your underwear is, then ask if she's up for a late night pillow fight.

Hello, guys I am 19 years old and have never had a job and have just done a bunch of community service. I have been in college for a few months now but I really need to get a job and stop leeching off my parents. I am kind of a shy person by nature and get kind of nervice on interviews despite how hard I try not to get nervice. Anyone have any advice for me on how to present myself in interviews ? Ty for any input :). nooblet69

I've had 11 jobs before I joined the service (first one at 14) so I do have some advice for you. If your in college, I'm assuming that you'll be getting a "dead-end job" for some money (i.e. walmart, a grocery store, etc). If that's the case, the advice is simple:

1: Keep your availability as open as possible. The more open your availability, the better your chances of getting hired. You can always change your availability after you get hired.

2: On the application, it will most likely ask you for what salary you're looking for. Put in minimum wage. Every workplace has a minimum they pay employees, you just want to make sure you don't ask too high. Pay raises are regular at these types of jobs.

3: During the interview, maintain eye contact with your boss. Be polite, remember to smile, and speak loudly and clearly.

4: If you put in an application, wait 7 days. If you don't hear back from them, call them. Say "I don't want to sound impatient, but I returned an employment application last week and I just wanted to make sure it got into the right hands." EVERY job I've had required me to call back. It shows you're interested.

As for your social skills, they will improve through your job, trust me.

Isnt it mis-information teaching kids its ok to murder if they die as martyrs and they go to heaven? I'm not defending sides on this issue, but a lot of hate does come from mis-information manipulated by leaders.Darthmatt

Keep the religious convo to religious threads, please. And what are you talking about? Who teaches kids that (besides radical musilums)