Stolen Quizzes
I stole these from suzpsycho.
COUNT UP HOW MANY YOU CHECKED. MULTIPLY BY 2
THEN REPOST I AM...% BARBIE
[ ] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $60
[ ] You had/have fake nails
[] You have more hair products than you can use
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.
[] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.
Total:0
Do you:
[ ] Have/had a hair color that is not your natural color
[ ] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
Total:0
DO YOU ADORE:
[ ] Makeup
[ ] Glitter
[ ] The Color Pink
[ ] Shopping (it always makes me feel guilty about spending money)
[ ] Jewelery
[] Mirrors (I avoid looking into them if I can)
[] Chick flicks
[x] Shoes
[ ] Rainbows
[ ] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[x] Candles
[ ] Flowers
[ ] Stuffed Animals
[ ] Purses
[ ] Boots
[x] Starbucks
Total:5
DO YOU SAY:
[x] Whatever.
[x] Oh my gosh/goodness/god
[ ] Hun/honey
[] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[ ] Psh
[ ] Cutie
[] Hottie
[x] Totally
[ ] Fer Shur
[x] Fabulous
[x] hell ya
[x] like
[x] duh
Total:12
Do You Read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan/Cosmo Girl
[ ] Cleo
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle
[ ] Vogue
[ ] Dolly
[ ] Girlfriend
[ ] Teen Vogue
[ ] Famous
[ ] New idea
[ ] NW
[ ] Madison
[ ] Who
[ ] PerezHilton.com
Total: 12
Have you Seen These:
[ ] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[ ] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Centerstage
[x] Bring it On (only because my BFF Vivian was watching it and there was nothing else to do)
[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
Total:13
Are you/ have you been Addicted to...
[ ] LOST
[ ] America's Next Top Model
[x] Project Runway (once upon a time)
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] Next pussycat doll
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] Laguna Beach/The Hills
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls
[ ] Veronica Mars
[ ] One tree hill
Total:14
ALL TOTAL: 14 x 2 = 28% Barbie. I am SO NOT a girly girl (I'm more of a nerd)
[Add up all your answers and multiply by 2. That's how Asian you are.]
[x] Are you asian in the first place?
[x] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS sOmEtImEs?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[x] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
[x] Can you speak an asian language?
[ ] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[x] Do you type at least a 56 wpm?
Total: 7
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[ ] Have you designed a website before?
[ ] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[ ] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, chan, lam, or yu? (It's Tai, one of the less common ones)
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] You have both an asian and an english name?
[ ] Do you watch/ read anime?
[ ] Do you listen to techno?
Total: 9
[ ] Do you listen to asian music?
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you dance the Otso Otso?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[] Are you a good at DDR?
[x] Do you play the violin/piano?
[ ] Do your parents spazz out on you if you get bad grades?
[ ] Are you going / taking any honors/challenge cla$$es?
[ ] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?
Total:12
[ ] Are you a very good artist? (Pah. I wish! Anyone who knows me would know the answer to this question: I have no artistic talents whatsoever.)
[x] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?
[x] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[ ] Do you slurp soup?
[ ] Do you have small eyes?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice? hong kong/china/vietnam/philippines?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance? (I do have an allowance, but it's so small it shouldn't be considered one. I just get to save up whatever's left of my lunch money, which means if I really really want to buy something, I often skip lunch and splurge on biscuits when I get home after school)
Total:17
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[ ] Do you read manga?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[x] Do you have AzN PrIdE?!
Total:23
TOTAL= 23 x 2 = 46% Asian. ONLY?!?!? All of my ancestors were Asian, all of my current relatives are Asian, I speak 2 Asian languages, I mean, ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?!?!? (And stop spelling it "azn", if you please)
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (I do that about 300,000,000 times a day, people who are used to me get used to it ;))
total= 2
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ]People have called you slow.
total so far= 7
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in cla$$ (Um, like 30 times a week!)
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
total so far= 10
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking (I wish I could!)
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 13
[x]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (I should be doing my Chinese project :oops: uh-oh, *major guilt trip*, it's due on the 31st!!!!!!)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far= 17
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (Err... my ceiling's smooth)
total = 20.
How white are you?
1.[x] You went to a private school.
2.[ ] You watch the show Laguna Beach.
3.[ ] You watch the show American Idol. (Hello??? They're not even showing it where I live)
4.[ ] You watch the show O.C.
5.[x] You know what a poncho is.
6.[ ] You have listened to and liked a band called Panic! at the Disco.
7.[ ] You shopped at American Eagle, Aeropostale, Hollister, Abercrombie & Fitch, J crew, or Lacoste.
8.[ ] You have/had a dog that is NOT a pitbull.
9.[ ] You own a pair of dc's/converse/etnies/vans.
10.[ ] You're afraid you'll get jumped if you say the n-word around black people
11.[x] You have been to a beach house in the summer
12.[x] You have lived in more than one house (not an apartment).
13.[ ] You/Your parent(s) have driven cars with leather seats.
14.[ ] You say the word DUDE a lot.
15.[x] You think cops are good.
16.[x] You have absolutely no idea what twista is saying when he raps.
17.[x] You listen to rock.
18.[ ] You know who Willie Nelson is.
19.[ ] Your parent(s) give you money when you ask (I wish!)
20.[ ] Your parent(s) just hand you money for no reason at all.
Total: 7
Multipy your total by 5. 35% (Is it %?)
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