I know this isn't video game related but since I haven't been playing any lately so deal with THIS. Anyway lol I've been watching Metalocalypse and liking it. I have no idea what it's about the episodes I've seen lately but I find them quite enjoyable.

The ones I like the best is "Fan Day" and the most recent one where they "adopt" the fat kid. ("Fat Kid at the Detharmonic") And Skwisgaar names him "Fatty Ding Dong." I nearly died laughing.

I also had a dream I was Nathan Explosion or knew him or something. I woke up with a feeling of "w....t...f?" haha I hadn't even watched the show at that point. Nice one.

I think I like Toki the best though, something about him haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56r51qVcAh0 Fat Kid at the Detharmonic Part One
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY4aU5E8rXQ Fat Kid at the Detharmonic Part Two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z73tKO80Zk

That has the be the best review of Dirge Of Cerebus XDDD

Grown men to tears haha.




But in all honesty...the cut scenes is the only reason anyone plays this game. x.x *strokes Vincent's ego*

I bet you'll all be happy when I'm done with this game so you never have to hear about it xD



"...an excersise in the unnessesary.." XD


"nine levels of wtf are you facing that way, turn around you idiot gameing hell!"

Oh man, I'm crying xDDDD

I give up attempting to beat Dirge of Cerebus because the game ultimately sucks. I don't know who's idea it was to allow Vincent to only hold 4 potions at a time and only like 2 hi-potions at a time. STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID. Poor Vincent, stuck in such a stupid game.

I gave up on Family Guy too and I think I'll be trading that game in for something else. Maybe a racing game because I'm sick of rping type games and to be honest Family Guy is NOT as fun as umm the show is.

Actually I think I'm going to just get a few fun games for DS and screw the playstation. I want Mario and Pac-man for sure.

I find myself wanting to play Kingdom Hearts 2 over and over even though I beat it already. I playied "Me and My Katamari" for psp and I think it blows beyond anything. It's really not fun, it's the same boards and music essentially as the playstation games so wtf do I need to play it on hand held? also the controls suck balls so yeah.

Ok so with Kingdom Hearts 2 done I've started playing Dirge of Cerberus. Why did I get this game you ask? Because I love Vincent. haha.

I've heard alot of mixed reviews about this game. Some love it and some hate it.

I'm not here to make that any easier. The game has it's good points, Vincent being one, graphics another and so on. What isn't so great is the actual game play. It's suppose to be a shooter/rpg type game I believe? But the shooting is just ridiculous.

First of all aiming is dumb. Maybe it's just me but when I have to press 3 buttons to shoot, I'm not interested. One is to aim of course and the other is to shoot, reload etc. When there is 20 bad guys running at you, you want to shoot and kill, you don't want to have to take the time to line up the enemies with your gun's sniper scope. Also, your directional is hindered if you have the scope still up to aim at the 20 MORE bad guys coming at you.

It's ok, I'll give it that. It's not horrible and it's not great either. I enjoy it for the most part so far. We'll see if that continues.

So you are all probably wondering what that last entry was about. I suppose you all thought I had a momentary lapse of sanity and just started screaming Tron over and over like a band dream. Well no. I'm hoping this entry will shed some light on a rather dark area (haha get it? kingdom hearts? darkness duurrrr)

Ok so the other day I got Kingdom Hearts 2 as well as some other games as an x-mas present from my mom.This was on the 16th it is now the 22nd and I've already beaten Kingdom Hearts 2. (I'm totally fed up with Family Guy lol)

Anyway So I'll do my little cat walk and review KH2. Here it goes.

Ok you all know by now I'm not going deep into storylines or whatever. GAME PLAY PEOPLE! lol

Anyway lets start at the begining was I the only one that thought that was all a waste of time? run around a board for like an hour for no reason? and there was SO much scenes like no fighting. And in the first like...half hour you basically know the whole plot lol. Axel appears, Riku appears briefly dressed in his black coat and blindfold and thus starts the story off. I'd like to say that I figured out who the guy in red was within seconds cause I'm swift like that.

I'd also like to take this time to say what this game does to Seifer is a DAMN shame.

Also, was I the only one saddened that you had to give up Roxas for Sora? lol atleast they fixed the jumping and the camera issues from the first one.

So the "worlds" or boards whatever you care to call them. I must say that I liked them better than the first game. Well, what I mean by "like them" is that I liked the fact that you could back to them and do different quests. In the first game if you beat the board and went back to it there was nothing to do; This time around you could go back to boards and do different things but that's where the fun ends. First of all what's with following the storyline of the movies? I didn't mind that like in the first game say like the Halloween Town, they followed the storyline of Jack wanting to do something different for Halloween Town's celebration but this game it's strictly the storyline of the movie with Sora and crew inserts. Almost like they didn't want to pay the people to do voices and just used the clips from the movies.

Second, what the heck did they do to Atlantica? (that's the little mermaid stage) while a part of me thought it was cute to kind of relax from "fighting" for awhile and part take in the musical wonders that is, life under the sea, that's not a board...that's a crackheaded mini game type thing. You beat Ursula based on your scores on a song she sings (you have to press the buttons at the right time while she sings blah blah blah) it's also confusing at first on how you're actually suppose to accomplish beating these things. Even WITH the instructions.

But I digress. Those aside I sorta enjoyied the game, I think in alot of ways it was better than the first game but it takes awhile to get that way lol. I was starting to think it would be worse than the first because...after Mulan's board I lost all hope it was going to be any good. Once you beat the worlds and you start fighting Organization 13 that's when it gets fun and interesting. I really found fighting them to be the best parts.

The final battles were lacking and the plot was predictable and also lacking. Kairi's fighting and recieving her own keyblade sets up what may happen if there ever is a number 3.

Though I must admitt I felt great relief that  we finally found Riku haha.

...and if I had to hear someone say "Donald Sora Goofy" one more time. Why was it nessesary to say their names over and over and over? this is not Inuyasha!

...yanno...this review was so much more before I  became so tired all the words are blurring..Perhaps I'll try again tomorrow lol.

TRON!!! TRON???????

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I don't think so....I CAN JUMP!!!

I find that playing video games while you are comfortable is a must. Now that I have my OWN couch and my OWN livingroom, I find playing video games MUCH more enjoyable.

Well a few days ago I started playing Katamari Damacy 1. I playied a few boards that morning but my friends came over from Virgina for a few days so I didn't get to play. (We did play verse mode though :D which I won twice lol) I picked it up tonight and beat the game in less than like 20 minutes lol. I get to the "moon" board and the goal was "300m" know what I got? 789m 88mm. I must say after beating We love katamari, this game is a piece of cake.

I also beat the board I was stuck on in "Bouncer" I was stuck on the battle between them and Echidna. I beat her with Kou this time but I was in NO mood for crazy Mugetsu so I put the game down and I picked up Devil May Cry 2 out of boredom and beat the first 3 missions, the first boss without dying once. And without much effort lol. I may keep playing it for a lack of other things to do.

I haven't picked up Kingdom Hearts in weeks. I've been too busy decorating my apartment, to be honest lol. Trying to find a job and all that jazz.

By the way am I the only one that HATES the cartoon Metalocalypse ? It's that cartoon on adult swim about the death metal band? sooooo stupid :?

Bleh. So, I'm moving yanno what that means? All my games are packed up and already at the new house. Meaning.....I'm one bored person. Plus I won't have the games cause I am really slow at hooking stuff up and don't know how to hook the cable box to the dvd player to the vcr (I had my brother Chris do it for me the first time lol) So who knows when I'll get to play my games again.

But for now I'm biding my time playing The Sims 2. Pyramid Head was abducted by aliens and just gave birth. I've never been more scared haha.

Also I've been playing some computer games like "Cake Mania" and "Spongebob Diner Dash" and "Pizza Frenzy" yeah yeah I know lol but still, something to do when there is nothing to do.

ONE BAR! ONE BAR LEFT! BAM!

My fault this time. I get a little cocky when his energy is down that low. I start thinking I'm the s**t and just go after him. Well I hate to tell myself but this is a video game and I'm NOT the s**t. Not at ALL and Riku continues to prove that to me by waiting until I get my ego and head all big before he cuts me down.

Thanks Riku, the one thing I'm finally good at and you have to be a d**khead. Thanks.

I'll beat you one day, don't think your out in the clear yet. Cause just when you turn your back! I'LL STRIKE YOUR A** DOWN!

(I won't be jumping when I do though, obviously.)