Columbus, Ohio was the city and this was in a small local newspaper.
Police are hunting a robber who held up a shop at gunpoint dressed as a giant chicken. The wanted man walked into the grocery store in Columbus, Ohio, in the yellow costume and demanded cash from the safe.
We have guys with fake moustaches now and again but never anything like this, a Columbus police spokesman said. “The person obviously has some kind of access to a chicken suit, or possibly even owns a chicken suit,” he told local television. “So if you know of someone, please call the robbery squad.”
The man fled on his giant orange feet but was not pursued. He faces several charges, including robbery, aggravated menacing and intimidation.
Well, let see here. The person obviously has some kind of access to a chicken suit. Uh, yep. Wow, great detective work.
I might be wrong but the thought of this guy running out door on his giant orange feet and hopping into his Chicken Mobile does not bring to mind aggravated menacing.
Well if anybody should happen to see a man in a chicken suit hiding out in a bar or ducking through an alley. Columbus’s finest could use your help. :shock:
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