Welcome to Tuesdays with Alli, the only blog that's supposed to be on Tuesday that's usually posted on Wed-Sun!
I'm coming to you live from the center of what some are calling, "The Big One", others are calling, "The Little One Before the Big One", and yet others are calling it, "The Little One, Before the Series of Little Ones, Before a Medium Sized One, Before a Bigger Than Normal One, Before a Really Scary Extra Large With Cheese". Water in swimming pools swished back and forth and spilled over slightly. Picture frames were suddenly askew. For 20 seconds, chaos ruled in Southern California,
Quotes from terrfied locals included the popular,
"The water in my pool moved!", and,
"Did you feel something??" ...."Me neither".
At my house, we had a little rocking back and forth, nothing serious. The neighbors began to chant in a long forgotten ancient language, (probably Spanish), as if summoning some deity for protection. The news made it sound as if this was the second coming or something. I think they even mentioned that NORAD was at Defcon 3. =P
We also went to see "How to Train Your Dragon" about a week ago and it was great. Easily up there with some of Dreamworks' best, (Shrek, Kung Fu Panda, etc), it was funny and the visuals were quite nice, I highly recommend it, especially if you wanna drag some kids along.
We saw "Alice in Wonderland", this past Sunday and it was a lot better than I expected. (With Tim Burton, you never quite know =P). The visuals and soundtrack are both excellent and Johnny Depp is great as the Mad Hatter. I loved the Cheshire Cat, hes so cute and floaty! Definitely recommended.
I've been misplacing things lately and its probably because I'm an old fart (31). I always imagine that there's this group of really dumb thieves, just waiting outside my house for me to leave and they wanna break in, just to steal my toothpaste, or something small like that. They even have a silly conversation:
Robber 1: psst...here's the plan, we break in, steal the toothpaste, and run out.
Robber 2: duh, why are we doing this again?
Robber 1: To mess with her head, idiot.
Robber 3: Can we steal other stuff while we're in there, you know, valuables?
Robber 1: Heck no, we dont wanna look like robbers here!
Robber 3: But we are robbers!
Robber 2: awe, I thought we were a 70s tribute band, look I even brought my guitar pick!
Robber 3: why are we doing this again?
Robber 1: Okay..nevermind, let's just rob that place we passed with the huge pool. Everyone have their speedos?
Robber 2: I do!
(From there it kinda degrades into a half nude Three Stooges ripoff =P)
Anyway I had this really odd dream the other night. I dont remember all of it, just certain scenes. It kinda started with a subway train crashing and me and a bunch of other random people were running from it, because it was on fire, and we thought it would blow up. Then these aliens in futuristic (silver and black) outfits came and shot everyone with freeze rays and carted us off. I remember being frozen and hoped they wouldnt make me into snowcones. Anyway then we were in this cafeteria on their ship, only it looked like the cafeteria from MASH, like wooden tables and benches. For space faring aliens, they really skimped on the decor. Anyway I went up to one of the guards, he seemed nice and all and he was playing with a little pad with a button and a joystick with a shiny knob, kinda like the old atari gamepads? So I asked what it was and he was all like, "check this out", and pointed to one of the other captured people and I looked and he moved the stick around and the person moved around, where he moved the stick, kinda with a blank expression on her face.
So I asked if I could try it and he seemed kinda hesitant and I was like, "come on, what could happen?", so he let me try and I moved the lady to one of the guards on the other side of the room (they were all over), and pressed the button on the pad and he slapped her, and of course, this started a big fight and I remember sneaking off while everyone was fighting and ran down a few dimly lit hallways and ended up near a prison cell, or at least thats what it looked like, it was bolted to the wall and was navy blue, with a door and no windows, so you couldnt see in and someone was pounding on it to be let out. There were three buttons on the cell near the door, they read, "Lock", "Unlock", and "Order Chinese Takeout", so naturally I pressed the order button and a few seconds later, an asian voice said, "That'll be 45 minutes". I remember thinking that if you're an escaping prisoner, that wasnt very convenient.
So I let the person out and she had a huge rifle and she had a spare, and gave it to me and I thought that was strange cause why would she be locked in a cell and allowed to keep her weapon? unless she was frozen with it or something, and melted out in there, ? (I tried rationalizing all this in the dream, but that didnt work too well). It was a pretty deadly looking weapon, but attached to the top, near where the scope would probably be, was a mini hd screen. It even had a menu you could scroll through on the screen, with stuff like, "take picture" and "send text message". I thought that was a bit odd. She mentioned it was mainly to take and send high res photos of people you were about to kill.
Anyway we made it out I think and I woke up pretty soon after. Anyone else think that was an odd dream? =P
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