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Goin old style again

yea after my supreme lack of activity... anywhere, ive decided to go back to the good old days, where i wrote blogs about my life in general almost every day, cos i miss the old times, whoring around on the forums, whoring around at school, generally whoring around

someone actually said that to me, that i dont seem to have any skills, i just get through life 'whoring about'! I was outraged, i mean, i do have skills!

so yea, my friend got me halo: contact harvest for christmas, but because i knew my dad had already gotten me it, i rewrapped it, and gave it back to him, yea its evil and wrong and unethical, but as long as he doesnt find out, its okay ^^

ooo and theres this girl that is a friend of a friend, who i havent seen in months (we had a thing shortly, then she got fat and i aint seen her since) but her friend that i met once for like 10 seconds is pretty hot and ive been talking to her lately on msn, and i soon as im ungrounded, im probly gonna meet up with her, one of those things on my ever growing to do list...

o about my groundation, turns out when you get mostly A*s in your first year of GCSE, doesnt mean you will in your second, were a third through the year and im getting all D's, turns out you do have to do work at school, not just waste away your ICT lessons bypassing the schools firewall and going on games and forums. So as a result of this, my parents have grounded me ALL holiday, which isnt fair, OUR SCHOOL GETS AN EXTRA WEEK OFF (cos were awesome) AND I HAVE TO SPEND IT STUDYING.

meh, it could be worse, i HAVE spent the last 2 days playing mass effect (seriously, i cant put it down!)

today, i had to wipe out a species :(

i was sad, but they had to die, otherwise i could of restarted a war that ravaged the universe 2000 years prior to the game

o and i shot a guy, but i felt really sorry for him, so i restarted from the last save, and saved him :D

basically, he had a gun to a doctors head, and he explained that the good doctor had wiped out his squad by releasing a bunch of aliens on them, then captured him, and ran loads of tests on him

the doctor says that theres no evidence on this, but he was a profesor for a unethical company that i had taken down during another side mission, so i didnt like him, but i pitied him, cos he had a gun to his head, and he was unemployed (due to the taking down of his company i just mentioned) so i tried to reason with the him, but that failed, so i shot him, and felt really bad, cos i talked to the good docter, and he was an ****head, so i reloaded fom the last save, talked to the guy, i was alot polite...er (is that a word?) this time, and defused the situation, and now the guy is in therapy, and the doctors rotting in some intergalactic jail, so everybodys happy!

o and i also got sun tzu and the art of war for christmas, so ill be reading those once ive read contact harvest

till next time peoplez! *does a cool dude salute and strides off into the sunset*

Would you sum mass effect up in one word please?

now if someone was to ask me the above question, my reply would be simply

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...

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stop being such a blithering idiot *smack*

mass effect is, well... im going to choose my words carefully here as to not overstate them

mass effect is the second coming of christ and that everything and anything it touches with its divine holy wind will be whisked of into the heavens where they can watch unlimited episodes of lost and halo never ends......

please note:

this morning i woke up at12 (im a teenager, its what i do), and started playing at 12 30

then, around 4 i was dragged kicking and screaming away from it for dinner, which was beef sandwhiches so i ate one and went back to playing 10 minutes later

it is now 11 30 and i only just stopped playing, thats right, 11 hours of playing mass effect, and no, i dont havea headache

...i took aspirins to make sure i wouldnt

so yea, 11 hours of straight play, and im only on the second plot mission, the amount of side quests is unbeleivabe, except for the fact the guy who contacts you is the same person every time (admiral blah blah blah from fifth fleet, IM A SPECTRE DAMMIT, I WANT ORDERS FROM FIRST FLEET... dont even know if they exist...), yes oletha, this game is good

o and, got this awesome mini helicopter, its the worlds smallest and lightest helicopter and get this

...

it works.

thats right, a remote control helcopter,

that actually works.

k now im off to read halo contact harvest, cya later dudes!

TEH UPDATE ZORZ!!!! omg

hi everyone, new blog meaning SOMETHING INTERESTING HAS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE IN THE past few weeks...

not really im going now by!

haha had you going there for a sec didnt i

so yea christmas is almost here!

which means ive had no new games in the past month :(

cept assassins creed, which i do beleive i did a review on.. i cant remember...

anyway i might upload a new video of me...doing...something... dunno what

untile then ENJOY HALO HOMEFRONTS FIRST TRAILER:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ9a9xQwI-w

yea, really short update, ill do a mass effect review after christmas...maybe even... a video review *does strange eyebrow thing*

bye for now!

Mass effect

well from this title, you probably expected me to be writing a giant review about how it is the second coming of christ and that everything and anything it touches with its divine holy wind will be whisked of into the heavens where they can watch unlimited episodes of lost and halo never ends......

wait what!

o yes i was talking!

ok, i havent actually got mass effect, this is probably one of the first times i havent bought a major release on the day so please, feel free to be shocked.

what i came to tell you is that me and my friend have an agreement, were going to ask for it for christmas, wait not ask, DEMAND it for christmas, just so we can phone each other up and say *ahem*:

'hey sam (my friend) guess what i got for christmas'

'what?!'

'mass effect!!!!!'

'OMGWTFBBQDFISHBISCUITS SO DID I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

'OMG WOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW'

'MAKING MY CHARACTER'

'OMG I MADE MY CHARACTER LIKE A MONTH AGO HURRY UP'

'HOW DID U MAKE UR CHARACTER A MONTH AGO IF YOU ONLY GOT IT TODAY'

'... ok im lieing... i cant get the selophane off the box :cry:'

yes thats right, weve planned that conversation....

o and i currently have all the halo 3 achievements you can get on singleplayer now (cos i dont got no live) and im really happy cos i got my fishbowl :D

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...

i mean EVA helmet

bye for now! im off to do something to do with.. something thats not to do with the thing im doing now! HAZAR!

thats not my way is better!

well, you can balme my recent non activities to 3,

the release of call of duty 4 and assassins creed (officially the best game ever made, until mass effect, if you have a ps3 or 360, i dont advise you to buy it, i ORDER you)

then theres sins of a solar empire, and for those people who are into space rts's (especially empire at war and such) then this is definately the game for you, problem is, the beta is for preorder only and there is no whereyou can get it illegallyand if you sent me an email asking for the beta i wouldnt be able to send the torrent for beta since it doesnt actually exist

..

..

HINT HINT

anyway, im going to go whore some forum... wonder what rtsgu have been up to...

trading standards thingy, and my mod

well i finaly got to do one of my trading standards thing, and it WAS AWESOME

basically, we get given some money by trading standards officers, then go into shops, and try and buy fireworks

so i was with my friend oletha, who looks about 12-13 years old (shes really small)

anyway we got kitted out (i got this awesome coat with a camera init) and we went to this shop and got some sweets (the perk of it) and we asked for some fireworks

now my friend being like 3 foot tall, it was hilarious to see the shopkeeper go ok! and just get em out for us xD

we then came out with loads of fireworks, in which the guys went in and fined her

whcih was really funny, as we were sittin in the car and there was loads of people looking into the window givin strange looks, which was hilarious, and we celebrated the awesomeness with maryland cookies :D

eventually by the end(we did 4 more shops after that, only one gave is fireworks, and it was kinda boring)we had gotten more sweets then we would have on halloween (woo! tomorow)

we got *deep breath in*two packets of jaffa cakes, two packets of maryland cookies, 2 packets of haribo starmix, a dr pepper, a fanta, a terry's chocolate orange, 2 packets of strawberry laces, a big bag of random sweets (for halloween)and i think thats it...

lets see, ive hadhalf a packet of cookies, the dr pepper, a packet of jaffa cakes andcurrently munching down on a starmix... im just waiting for the sugar to all kick in and i become really hyper :D

ok now

MY MOD

this is a hw2 mod, it is a halo mod, and i am part of the team *cough*pending*cough and were called HALO: HOMEFRONT (or HHF)

technically im a modeler IN TRAINING, but if youve noticed a lack of activity from me, its cos well... look at there forum, colum of overlordjebus (my name there)

http://freewebs.com/halo-hf/index.html

we also have a page on mod db, but join the forums and talk halo stuff :D

we currently only have the longsword, destroyer, frigateand halcyon and currently have a marathon building built, and i have to make a ship so they will let me in (im making my own design, a missile cruiser)

well tahts my blog, hope to see you in HHF

gonna be away for the next week

goin to manchester to see my family for a week so i wont be here, hope to see you soon (i no i havent done a proper blog in ages, BUT i will do a proper one whne i get back)

till then, bye from me!

well that was cheese?!

dont ask

dont know

im ina random mood tonight

well look a bar of stars with stevie on top is of soap now carrots are pancakes

soooooooooooooooo

yea

i

have

been

playing

wi

c a

lot more

now

and im really really enjoying it (mainly cos i no how to get the good people on my team... and thats not by mking friends with every high ranking person i see)

like i made the decision that won a match, honestly, it wasnt a team effort, or selfish, it was MY decision that I did, and it won the match

it was on island and we had taken all the points except north hill, which the enemy were defending religiously, with the lot, huge battles raging across the marina, i decided for the first time like ever, to hang back, wait for my money to fully pool and go in with 5 heavys

so after i got my five heavies wed lost the marina and we trying to counter attack, and with my 5 heavies we raced through with heavy AA behind me taking out any helis, i came up with a new tactic, get as close as you can to the enemy tanks, then the arty cant hit you, they wont risk hitting allied tanks, unless there tards

i the had a choice, forify the marina and wait till the end of the match, where anything could happen in between, or rush up the hill, so i made a choice.

i firstly napalmed the whole surrounding area. The entire forest, burning from 3 napalm strikes, then called down laser guided bombs on all the anti tank bunkers (thats all i EVER use em for) and drove my tanks up there, there was nearly nothing there, everyone was in the marina but i had just completely bypassed them and took the last point for myself, we acheived total domination and won 10 seconds later, and someone even sed 'whoever took that last point for us,that was a stroke of genius' which is actually why im writing about it, cos its so awesome

also ive been playing death worm... alot... alien saceships exploding = VERY BAD FOR DEATH WORM!

also rats GOOOOOOOD for death worm

alos been playing gmod

if anyone out there has it, my steam account name is jebus475 and for gmod i usually go on FACEWAN server, which is 208.64.161.160:27019

cya there

COMING SOON: a new review :O

DEATH WORM!!! Yea!

DEATH WORM! DEATH WORM! SCREAM IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT! DEATH WORM! DEATH WORM! FEAR THE DEATH WORM! WHY?! COS HES DEATH WORM!

IDOLISE HIM! LOVE HIM! WORSHIP HIM! DEATH WORM! DEATH WORM! DEATH WORM! DEATH WORM!

SCREAM HIS NAME FROM THE ROOFTOPS! DEATH WORM! DEATH WORM! DEATH WORM!

COME ON!!! DEATH WORM! DEATH WORM!

but dont catch him in explosion, explosion are BAD for DEATH WORM!

btw heres DEATH WORM!

http://gmc.yoyogames.com/lofiversion/index.php/t215286.html