********CAUTION............JOKE AHEAD................YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...........DON'T COMPLAIN LATER*************
- A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
- A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry.
- A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
- A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
- A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining. .
- A beer won't tease you because you once liked N'sync.
- You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.
- A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer.
- If a beer had a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.
- A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
- A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
- A beer won't switch the TV channel.
- A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
- A beer doesn't snore.
- A beer can't interrupt.
- A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburator.
- A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
- A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.
- A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.
- A good beer is easy to find.
- A beer doesn't have a mother.
- A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer.
- A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car.
- A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.
- A beer won't care if you gain five pounds.
- A beer will be there for anytime of the month.
- A beer doesn't want children.
- A beer doesn't think poetry is queer.
- A beer isn't ready until you're ready.
- If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
- Hangovers go away.
- A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.
- A beer's life does not revolve around the football.
- A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
- A beer never needs a shave.
- You don't have to let a beer win.
- A beer doesn't care what toppings you get on the pizza.
- Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer too.
- A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go.
- A beer will never drink the last beer.
- A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.
- A beer is never temperamental.
- A beer will never complain about your cooking.
- A cold beer is a good beer.
- A beer will never worry about losing its hair.
- A big, fat beer is nice to have.
- A beer won't steal the covers.
- A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
- A beer doesn't belch. Or fart.
- A beer can't pout.
**********END OF JOKE..................PLEASE WATCH YOUR STEP................... THANK YOU, COME AGAIN*****************
*drinks beer* cheers!! 
<--- I have 5 hours to teach maggie to do this
(over 21 only!!!) 
who's first?
<---isnt that a great pic of the turtles???? I used to love the ninja turtles when I was younger.. I had a big stuffed donatello (sp?) toy and lots of related stuff. I even catch some of the new episodes when I have some time nowadays.. but for the most part newer cartoons are not my thing anymore. The magic is gone.
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