My list of badass badasses who are actually badasses. I'll try to use fanart images instead of official ones since I'm sure we've already seen so many of those
Travis Touchdown-No More Heroes. Proves that sunglasses and beam swords are a good factor in determining badass.
![](http://fc57.deviantart.com/fs25/f/2008/161/9/9/No_More_Heroes___Travis_by_nuu.jpg)
Duke Nukem-Any Duke Nukem game in general. Need I say more?
![](http://www.sutree.com/upload/aqixxsynrqwhdflvxyibv/dukenukem3d.jpg)
Zengar Zonbolt-Super Robot Taisen franchise. Totally obscure, but hey, does YOUR mech have a sword so big and powerful that its primary purpose is to cut battleships in half? :P
![](http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/55236/DaiZengar%20&%20Zengar%20Zombolt.jpg)
Zack-Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core. What Cloud should have been in Final Fantasy VII.
![](http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/9105/216448-final_fantasy_vii_crisis_core_29_super.jpg)
Auron-Final Fantasy X. Once again proving that guys with trenchcoats and large swords are usually (see Sephiroth below) undeniably badass.
![](http://th01.deviantart.com/images3/300W/i/2004/163/6/4/Sir_Auron.jpg)
Cole-Gears of War series. The guy who makes Gears of War awesome to play.
![](http://fc81.deviantart.com/fs37/f/2008/268/d/4/d43fd9d4c3a47d9c8c9023c093b27fa5.jpg)
My list of bad badasses who are actually not that badass at all.
Sephiroth-Final Fantasy VII. Stop crying Sephy, no one gives a damn about your mom. Prime example of a character with a large sword that actually takes away from any coolness he might've had.
![](http://th08.deviantart.com/fs10/300W/i/2006/095/4/0/FF7_SEPHIROTH_by_ShiroiNeko_sama.jpg)
Marcus Fenix-Gears of War series. Sorry Marcus, but you're just the placeholder for when we actually want to play as Cole Train. In fact, I would go as far as saying that even Dom and the Carmines (either of them, take your pick) are more badass then you. Being a gruff steroid-junkie with a gun does not make you badass. It makes you a gruff steroid-junkie with a gun. At least the other steroid junkies have personality. :P
![](http://th01.deviantart.com/fs17/300W/f/2007/220/f/4/Gears_of_War_by_Rub_a_Duckie.jpg)
Joshua-The World Ends With You. Okay, I can sort of understand where the badass from Sephiroth and Marcus come from. This guy however, is a complete jackass and I cannot even understand why fangirls swoon over him as the most badass RPG character that ever lived. He's a liar, a manipulative bastard, and didn't even bother trying to redeem himself in the end likemost cliche JRPG villains do.
![](http://th02.deviantart.com/fs32/300W/f/2008/192/a/f/Joshua_by_Vyrilien.jpg)
And that's all I can think of for now concerning both lists. Keep in mind I was doing this half-seriously so FF fans, please don't flame me for insulting your precious Sephiroth. :P
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