yo. what is up i am josh x. i am teh slpit person o josh, i mean gohan00tech or whatever his friggin name is. listen tech00 is a f*ckin douchebag, so do not comment n his blogs, understand? cause ill kik ur ass if u do. if fact all of u people kin go 2 hell and burn in da f*ckin flames. i hate u allllllllOHHHHHHHH NO!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH...................

Jesus Christ. I apoligize for the rude introduction. My alter ego that I mentioned to you before, Josh X, has been a beast all day. I mean, first he made a scene in Pre-Calculus in front of everyone when the teacher was gone. Then at lunch, he almost beat up this kid that sits with us, shouting at him with aggression. And after that he would just come out more frequently than he usually does. I am even having my next art project be of me and my alter ego:?. I swear, the dude is an alias named Rick with a capital P placed before the name. I wish he would die, but if he dies, well, then I die too. That's usually how split personallities are:P.

Ok, seriously now, it's been quite the week I guess. Like I said, school has been........interesting, as I've obviously tried to get people to think I'm funny (and trust me, everyone thinks I'm hilarious when I do this, and wonder how I can keep such a serious, strict tone). But I've been getting some autographs in my yearbook, and the seniors are finally gone, since their last full day was yesturday. Now the school will be a little less crowded for the next few weeks:P. Also, in AP US History, we have to do this video project. Now, usually I hate to do projects, but for this one, I get to put my movie knowledge to good use8). What we have to do is pick a historical movie, write a short summary and critique about it, and show an important clip of the movie to the cl@$$. And what did I pick, you ask? Well, none other than Apocalypse Now of course:P. That movie is a friggin masterpiece, and deserves to get some recognition out to the mainstream crowd, since most teenagers probably have no idea what this movie is. Hellz yeah8). And that's about all when it comes to the school front of my life.

Jordin is saying, "OMG!!!!! I PWNED ALL N00BZ!!!!!!!"

On the television front, how about that season finale of American Idol? Well, of course everyone was expecting Jordin to win, but I was disappointed. I wanted Blake to win it so bad. I mean, sure his singing is decent, but it's that beatboxing that I find really cool. And that performance with legendary beatboxer Doug E. Fresh was pure ownage, too8). I hope his album will focus on his beatboxing or he collaborates with some rappers, because if this is the case, it will probably be an actual American Idol album worth listening to. And then, during the advertisements, my favorite reality show of all time got advertised for its upcoming third season. And that show is..........

Hell's Kitchen8). Goddamn I love that show. Without that show, I wouldn't know what to do with my summer. Gordon Ramsey just makes my summer more pleasurable, watching him every Monday night torturing those poor, innocent novice cooks:lol:. So yeah, mos definately looking forward to that.

Captain Jack Sparrow puts a smile on his face with the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Well, this weekend is my cousin's friggin wedding, which I am looking forward to so much:roll:. I won't explain my personal reasons on why I don't want to go, since I don't think it's necessary to reveal to the public, but let me just say that I wish there was some way in which I wouldn't have to go. Also, I'll be missing the opportunity of seeing Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End on its first weekend:cry:. And looking at the score on rottentomatoes.com right now, it looks like it's at the same level that Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest is at, being at a 50 something percentage:(. But hey, it's an improvement from yesturday, in which it was at a 36%. Hopefully it isn't the third blockbuster flop of the season, though, because everything has turned out a mess this month (besides 28 Weeks Later, which looks like one hell of a movie, and is getting good responses).

And while I'm on the subject of movies, here's 4 new scores for you folks today. Two of them are movies I watched in school, and two are just movies I leisurely watched at home. While I won't give reviews like I usually do, I'll give a brief response to each of them just to give an idea. Here they are:

To Kill A Mockingbird--We watched this in English cl@$$ instead of reading the book (wasn't enough copies). It was pretty good for a movie coming from the 1960s, and you know how much I don't care for old movies. And even the courtroom scenes weren't boring, and that's another thing I hate in movies. Great cl@$$ic, definately deserves a viewing from every person born on this planet. A 9/10.

Mississippi Burning--I had absolutely no idea about this movie before we watched it in AP U.S. History cl@$$ and I'm surprised we were shown a movie like this in school. Well, the reason being is because it contains the "F" word quite often, and I had never known a teacher that would allow a cl@$$ to view a movie with that in it. But the cl@$$ took it well. It was a great historical movie deplicting the effects of the disappearance of three civil rights activists in the deep south. Gene Hackman was brilliant, and so was Willem Dafoe. I also saw a brief appearance from Tobin Bell, who plays Jigsaw on the Saw movies:P. An 8.5/10.

The Fountain--Another underrated gem from 2006, and another steller performance from Hugh Jackman, who had quite an impressive year last year. The movie starts off very confusing and hard to follow, but give it a chance and keep watching, and you'll see how great and beautiful this movie can be. Oh, and this movie has probably the best special effects out of any movie I had seen last year. They are a treat to watch. An 8.5/10.

Punch Drunk Love--I had been wanting to see this movie for quite some time, since I was interested to see Adam Sandler play a serious role for a change. Let me just say that this has to be his best performance ever (unless he surpassed that in Reign Over Me, which I am wanting to see very badly). It may be his best performance, but this is probably P.T. Anderson's weaker work compared to Magnolia and Boogie Nights. Still a great movie, though. A bit strange, but great. An 8.5/10.

K, I'm done talking movies. Now, one thing I forgot to mention. I finally got my award winning stipple back in art, so if I get a chance, I'll bring it home, snap a picture of it, and post it on here, as well as some other artwork I created this past year. So you can look forward to something exciting in my blog for once:P. Alright, I've got a history project to work on, so...........oh boy...........NOT AGAIN.........

yo. i get to end dis b*tch dis time. til nXt tyme, f*ck u all. my typing pwns all n00bs 2. cant touch dis........

Ok, WTF happened to my Bob Barker tribute blog post? I WORKED VERY HARD ON THAT!!!!!! Not only that, but I got a POS violation for some reason. WHAT THE HELL DID I DO!!!!!??????? Was it because I said cl@$$ without it getting censored, HUH GAMESPOT OFFICIALS:evil: ??????!!!! HUH!!!!!!!!????? Well, there, ya happy? I censored a harmless word like that just for you schmucks who have to have the language so restricted that it's like a prison. Well, I bet IGN or 1up doesn't censor "cl@$$" or "s7y1e," do they Gamespot? I could just join their site instead. Plus, their videos have better quality and are more creative. You know what, screw this. I'm sick of arguing with myself. I'm just getting on with my blog.

So, thos who missed it last time, I got my yearbook, went to a senior goodbye assembly on Friday, watched Milenda get voted off American Idol, and Bob Barker ended his Price Is Right show. Now, if Gamespot deletes this post (actually, it was technically TV.com that sent me the violation, but still, same blog for both sites), I'm going to email a complaint. I am sick of their gliches and unnecessary violations they give out. GIVE US A BREAK GAMESPOT!!!!!!!

Now, before I start to sweat and explode with anger some more, I'll tell you what's new. Well, I went garage saling again today, and I barely found anything besides a lot of elderly folks having sales, selling useless junk like crafts, antiques, china, house decorations, yada yada yada. Yeah, all boring ish. But I DID come across an elderly woman having a garage sale, and some of the things that were being sold were her grandson's. And the grandson = gamer8). So, I got Neverwinter Nights PLUS the expansion Shadows of Undrentide together for only $7. Not bad. Then, I found the original Baldur's Gate for only $4. Now, why I bought these after not liking Baldur's Gate II is beyond me, but hey, can't pass up a deal, can ya? I know brandyinindiana thinks the same way;).....

Just a little awhile ago, I got back from watching my most anticipated movie coming out this year, Shrek the Third, with a friend of mine at school. Did it suck? Or was it the best Shrek yet? Well, here's a review to find out:

Shrek the Third

Wow, can you believe the second sequal to the animated masterpiece is out already? It seems like a year or so ago since I watched Shrek 2. Like I said in the past, Shrek was one of the best animated movies I have ever seen, and made me a huge fan. I had never seen an animated movie that made me laugh so hard and make me care for the characters so deeply. Shrek 2 was also a great movie, continuing the laughs of the first and expanding the already superb tale..............while adding new characters. That's what I didn't like about the first sequal, was of the inclusion of new characters and the transition from cameos in the first movie to side characters in the second (Pinochio, Gingerbread Man, etc.). They just didn't seem to have the heart of the characters that were in the original movie. Now, Shrek the Third continuing the Shrek saga down the road, things have gotten worse. Jokes are still intact most of the time, and I laughed quite a bit, but you just don't care for the characters you know and love anymore. I mean, Donkey and Fiona were barely important in this movie, and even Puss N' Boots (one of those new characters I didn't quite care for) didn't play very much an importance. With as many new characters that were introduced in this movie, and how short it was (about 80 minutes not counting credits), I see why the personallities were so bland this time around. Speaking of the new characters, let's just talk about them for a sec, shouldn't we? Arthur sucked. Just plain sucked. He felt like such a bland character, putting nothing significant into this sequal full of cliches. He wasn't funny at all, either. And lastly, he was voiced by Justin Timberlake. Dude is a great music artist, but he was one of the reasons this movie was disappointing. And they just HAD to bring that stupid Prince Charming back to be the main villain in this movie. The Fairy Godmother was bad enough in Shrek 2. WHY!!!!!??????? *sigh* Hopefully, when Shrek 4 comes out, it will make the series go out with a bang, and have another funny, memorable villian like Lord Farquad was, as well as more adventuring instead of the setting being primarily in a pop-culture induced town like Far, Far Away. Now, what are the pluses you ask? Well, most of the jokes are still funny. The animation is as great as ever. And the same voice-actors that make the characters who they are are still here. That is about it. Overall, a disappointing flop, and I actually agree with critics for once. Go see it if you want some laughs, but if you want to catch up with the Shrek magic, you'll be in for a disappointment. The first got a 10/10. The second got a solid 8.5/10. This, unfortunately, drops down to a 6.5/10.

LET THE FLAMING BEGIN:D:D!!!!!!!! Before I get attacked by an angry mob, I'm going to run away. UntilNextTimeLATA *starts running* 

So, it's Tuesday I guess. Expecting some thunderstorms later on, so I'm just going to be blunt and to the point with everything instead of going into long details. Mother's Day was alright this past weekend. Me and my dad rented a pontoon to go out on the lake for some fishing for 3 hours. It was decent, but since it's Michigan, and we did it in the morning, it was freezing outside. Luckily, I wore pants and a small jacket so I was SOMEWHAT warm, but it was miserable. Other than that, it was an enjoyable time, especially to my mom. We then ate sloppy joes afterwards at home. So yeah, good to moderate times.

Interesting time in English today. We had this author come to our school, and our whole cl@$$ got to go down to the school library to listen to him talk for the whole hour:D. I don't know if any of you have heard of him, but his name was Patrick Jones or something like that. He wrote books like Nailed and Things Change. Anyways, he was a pretty cool guy, and probably the only adult I ever heard in school say "ass" so freely:lol:. He told some funny stories of how he came up with the ideas of his books and the processes of getting them published. It was all good. I was almost convinced to get one of his books, since they were on sale at the library, but I didn't feel I should be blowing my money on books:P.

And I've got movies for ya today. Since I've got more than 2, I'm not going to bother writing quick reviews for them. Besides, like I said, I'm not putting any detail into this blog post, so live with it. Heh, you all don't care anyways, so what's the loss? Anyways, here they are:

Little Children--9/10

Team America: World Police--7.5/10

Princess Mononoke--7.5/10 (It was funny hearing Billy Bob Thornton's voice in this movie:lol: )

*Billy Bob Thornton appears out of nowhere*

"You say somethin about me, boy? Say it to my face you no good son of a b*tch!"

NO NO NO!!!! You misunderstood what I was saying. I said, uh, the voice of my silly mom's accordian was funny because, uh, when I, uh, get high, I keep thinking it is, um, talking to.....me? *smiles guiltily* 

"Could've sworn you said my name, but alright. Don't let me catch you tryin to pull some sh*t on me, though, ya hear? I'll pound you into Pulp Fiction if I did..."

Uh, sure, sure:D!

*Billy Bob Thornton walks off into the distance*

Whew! Close call. Oh, and I don't really get high, just so you know:P. Until Next Time, LATA! 

It is 12:27 PM currently on Friday, in which school is still in session for students. So, why am I on Gamespot typing blog posts when I should be getting schooled? Well, because of the AP U.S. History exams, that's why:P. Since it only lasted up to 11:30 AM, all the AP U.S. History kids got out early today, and didn't have to report back to school. You see, like with the MMEs, the exam took place at another building, only this time, it was at this technical education school (or Ed-Tech) about 15 minutes away from where I live. Heh, and boy did I go through some nervous situations this morning, too. First of all, I got to school a little bit too early, and decided to park it in the STUDENT parking lot, when I should've parked in the VISITOR parking lot in front of the main entrance. So, with my car parked, I decided to listen to music while I wait, jamming to some tunes without the car cranked, even though my mom told me before NOT TO LISTEN TO THE RADIO when the car isn't running, since it'll run the battery down. Not thinking it would cause any harm, I did it anyways. Heh, after deciding I should go to the visitor parking lot, since I noticed everyone who was arriving was parking there, I decided to move. Well, my car wouldn't start. Oh no:?. I tried a few times, and then I took my radio out (it's one of those custom installed radios that have a little button you press to detach it). That's when it finally started. So, with worries through my head all morning, I went into the school after parking in the visitor parking lot. Well, that's when I did yet ANOTHER idiot move. You see, a week or so ago, the counselor came into our history class to give us passes for when we went to the Ed-Tech center. With the pass in my hand, I headed into the school, thinking it was a pass to get into the school and to show I was authorized to be there. Well, when I got into the room in which the test was taken place, I placed the pass on the table I was sitting at and waited for any further instruction. While I was talking with those around me, I was told that was a parking pass! Sure enough, it was. How f*cking stupid was I? So, with worries of my car being towed, I went up to the instructor to ask if I could go place it in my vehicle before the test started, but she said it wasn't necessary, and to not worry about it. So, I was relieved, but still worried at the same time. Now, as for the actual test.........:|. I think I wasted the $83. It was so difficult, that my essays were simplistic BS and I left half my answers on the multiple choice blank. Not good. But it's 1 exam down for this year, and only 5 more to worry about at the end of the year. Oh, not to mention that it's one more thing to mark off my busy list for the month.

As far as my "busy list" goes, I've decided not to go to Kalamazoo for the Art Festival. The reason being is that financially, we just dont have the money to go. With gas prices at an all time high, as well as fees galore for this event, it would seem like a waste to go that far just to represent my art work. Plus, I waited too late to fill out the forms to go anyways, so I was screwed in the first place. So much for the Art Festival:roll:. Then, there's Mother's Day. My dad and I planned on renting a pontoon boat for fishing, since my mom loves fishing, so hopefully it works out. And then E3. Um.......is there even GOING to be an E3 this year? Or is it even already going on right now? I'm seeing a lot of gaming coverage on the home page of Gamespot, but it seems as if it's a bunch of seperate gaming conventions. Plus, I haven't heard mention from Gamespot about E3 at all this week, so what the hell is going on? I'm confused:cry:. And where's all the Wii games? There's barely anything that's for the Wii. WHY!!!!!???????

Ok, time for movie reviews. Since my mom cancelled the NetFlix account, I had to watch the foreign movies that I had as quick as I could. The first one was Downfall, in which I thought would be interesting, telling about Hitler's fall in power, but it was boring as hell, so I didn't finish watching it. It just seemed too long to bare. Now, as for my next two movies, that's a different story. Oh, and they both have penis shown in them, too, one having more exposure than in Borat and The Last King of Scotland combined:P. That's the thing about foreign movies I find interesting, is that they are not afraid to show a little male genitality:lol:. But it's cool with me. If it's in porn, might as well be used to it:P. Now, here are the movies:

Y Tu Mama Tambien (And Your Mother Too)

Sexy, smart, and explicit. Y Tu Mama Tambien is another movie straight out of Mexico that left me in awe. And it's funny how the title fits into the movie, too, since it's hidden in dialogue spoken in the movie. The plot follows two young men who go on a trip to the beach with a more mature, older woman, and along the way, tensions with each other rise, and secrets are revealed as friendships get caught in a struggle. Oh, and might I add, it is from the director that directed Children of Men interestingly enough. The story is simpler this time around, and while Children of Men might be the better movie as far as shock value, cinematography, and story, this movie wins in the sexuality round. For the ladies, you might appriciate the male genitality that is thrown about all through the movie, since there is definately alot. If it weren't for that scene in Eurotrip, I'd say this movie had the most out of any movie I have ever seen. Guys, steer clear if you get offended by that material. Fortunately, the female lead character is hot enough for guys to appriciate. In both cases, though, there's definately many intense sexual scenes in this movie, maybe even more so than Boogie Nights. Now, on to the acting. You guys probably know by now that Gael Garcia Bernal is my favorite foreign actor, and he continues to amaze me in this movie. Besides just a foreign actor, the dude just bumped up to one of my all time favorites out of any cinema. He is just amazing at what he does. The other two leads were pretty good, with Diego Luna, the other male lead, providing a great performance, maybe even better than Bernal. The locales in the movie are interesting, ranging from beautiful beaches to poverty-stricken locations. Great movie straight out of Mexico, go rent it, and be amazed. A 9.5/10.

Festen (The Celebration)

At first, the sound of a movie about a sophisticated dinner party to celebrate a man's 60th birthday becoming ruined from some harsh words sounded like a boring movie to me. But let me tell you something, the phrase "Don't knock it till you try it" has never been more precise than in this situation. This movie was f*cking amazing. Props to the cinematography, which is so simplistic and crude, that it seems REALISTIC for a change. I do admit that when I popped it in and started watching it, the camera work seemed like utter crap to me. But give it more than fifteen minutes and you'll see how cool this movie gets. Oh, and like the many movies I've been watching lately, there IS one very brief appearence of penis but you'll barely notice it I'm sure. But sexuality isn't what this movie is about: it's about exposing the shocking truth at a moment one would least expect, turning everything into a disaster. And that's what this movie achieves. It is like a pot of boiling water: you've got the water, waiting for it to boil, and as time goes on, it boils more and more, until finally, it boils over and goes out of control, until all the water spills out of the pot. At the beginning of the movie, you'll find out about some devastating details about the characters' pasts, and that's when you're waiting for the water to boil. Once the dinner party begins, though, that's when it starts to boil, and things turn into turmoil. There's so much that starts to happen, that you'll have to get chills, like I did. And let me just give a shout out to a certain English speaking character that makes the experience more intense8). Watch the movie, and you'll see what I mean. This movie......it's just awesome. I'd be more than honored to add it to my collection if I ever saw it on sale. Of course, if a movie is this awesome, it gets a 10/10.

While I'm on the subject of movies, I'd just like to say that Borat has officially become one of the most overrated movies of last year. Why? Well, I know it's the funniest movie of last year, but I swear, if I hear a kid quote any more f*cking dialogue at school, especially in my God forsaken Spanish cl@$$, I'm going to put a drill through my head:|. I hate to say this, but Borat has become the next Napoleon Dynamite. Not even 300 was this popular. ITS GOING OVERBOARD YOU STUPID SCHOOL CHILDREN!!!! ROAR!!!!:evil:.

*Jamie Kennedy appears, and starts talking like Borat*

"How are you? Very nice! High five?"

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE MOTHER F*CKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

*starts drilling Jamie Kennedy's head with a Craftsman power drill*

Alright, I'm off to play some Pokemon, in which I've already clocked in about 15 hours with only two badges. Yup, this game is definately better than Pokemon Ruby now. It's so huge. Ok, Until Next Time, LATA!

I really shouldn't have put that as my topic title, since there are more important matters to talk about, but oh well. It'll work I guess. I'll get to that situation in a moment. First of all, some more devastating news coming my way. As if the news of my grandfather's prostate cancer was bad enough, there was a death of what I call a member of my family today. My bird, Lyle, who has lived for about 13 years and has played a huge role in making my life significant, died today:(. The news was broken to me when I walked in the door from school, when my mom's friend showed me the body in a shoebox. It was heartbreaking to see his fragile cockatiel body and his eyes closed in an unconscious state while wrapped in a small washcloth. This may sound weird, but this bird played a more important role in my life than my recently deceased dog, Casey, did. Always squawking every single minute, I got used to him quick, and always hissing and biting at numerous people, including my mom and dad, it was always I who he usually let pet him, whether it be a scratch on his little head or a stroke on his red cheek. Back when I lived in Georgia, I recall memories of when I always made him squawk and get angry when I would make my hand crawl on his cage, and then afterward, to get him to forgive me, I would take him out and put him upon my shoulder and let him nibble at my ear, and the sound of him chirping in my ear gave me the chills. This animal was like a brother to me almost. I remember one chilling moment when my mom had him out on the floor about 5 years ago, and she didn't see him, so she accidently stepped on his tail. She was devastated at what she had done, and thought he was going to die, but surprisingly, he was alive and well, and would be for the next 5 years. *sigh* God. I dread what my mom's reaction is going to be when she comes home from work tonight, finding out that he IS actually dead. Rest in peace, brother:cry:.

Alright, moving on, I did a little bit of garage saling this past weekend with my dad, since the trailer park down the road had their usual community sale (which is where I aquired Magnolia and Blade Runner last year). Well, this year turned out even better, since not only did I get a movie, I got games too:D. First of all, the movie I found was Team America: World Police for only $2.00. Since I had never seen it before, and I heard it was hilarious, I thought why not? Still haven't watched it, but I can't wait to. Then, I found the original Ratchet and Clank, which I have never played before, for only $5. Hopefully I get the same sensation I did when I first played Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy back in 2002. Also, alongside that, I found Resident Evil 2 (just the two disks, though) for only $2. Despite only having the disks together in one, standard CD case, I couldn't pass it up, since the version I had for PC ran like crap and I couldn't get the proper experience from it like that. Even though I bought those two games, I haven't even touched them yet. Why? I'm becoming consumed by Pokemon: Diamond8).

Which comes to my blog title: Is Pokemon: Diamond better than Zelda: Twilight Princess? Now, I know I've compared Zelda: Twilight Princess to Final Fantasy XII in the past, in which by now I KNOW that Zelda is better, but what about the comparison to another fellow Nintendo game, especially if it's a handheld game? Well, I don't know about you, but I think Pokemon: Diamond wins this round. I mean, like I've said many times before, Zelda: Twilight Princess disappointed me, and already clocked in at 10 hours with only one gym badge, Pokemon: Diamond hasn't let me down yet. This game is probably the most addictive game I've played in awhile. Not only that, but it brings back the nostalgia of playing past Pokemon games, something that TP almost achieved for me, but didn't quite reach. IMO, Pikachu slaughters Link and his Master Sword in this contest this time. We'll see what happens with Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, though, when that will finally leave a fair comparison;).

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some movies to watch, so Until Next Time, LATA!

*Some random girl starts talking*

"So, like, tonight is the prom. OH MY GOD!!!!! It is gonna be, like, so awesome. Are you going to prom Jennifer?"

"Hell yeah I'm going Kelsie! It's going to be, like, so awesome. My date is like, so hot."

"I know! Like, mine too! Oh, I just love your dress. Where did you buy it from?"

"Why thank you, he he! I got mine from, uh, I think my mom bought it at, like, Macy's or something."

"OMG!!!! ME TOO!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!"

"I KNOW!!!!!! SO AWESOME!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

*some random emo girl appears and ruins the jumping fest*

"Stupid whores."

"Oh no she didn't jus' say what I thought she said......"

Forest. What the hell are you doing here?

"Well, thought I'd stop by to say wassup and all that sh*t. Oh, and you have one of my movies to revie--"

*starts crying* "THIS PROM NIGHT IS, LIKE, RUINED FOR ME NOW!!!!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE CALLED ME A WHORE!!!!!"

"I'M GOING!!!!!! THIS IS SO HUMILIATING!!!!!!!!" *goes crying all the way home*

"WAIT FOR ME JENNIFER!!!!!!!" *goes crying all the way home with Jennifer*

Well, that was, um, something.

"Looks like my job here is done. I always dreamed of crashing a girl's dream of going to prom. Welp, later chumps. Oh, and loved the Ghost Dog Samurai movie you played in Forest Whitaker."

*walks off*

"Uh, thanks? Damn, what a weird situation."

Tell me about it. ANYWAYS, I'll get to your movie in a minute Forrest, aight?

"Yeah, sure man. Do yo thang."

Actually, I want you out of here. Like I've told many OTHER celebrities after my adventure with Jeff Goldblum, I'm done with that. The journey is over, and I don't need anymore celebrities hanging off of me constantly. So, if you would kindly do so, LEAVE!

*gives me a weird stare with his freaky lazy eye*

Or......stay?

"HAHAHAHA!!!! I'm just playin wit chu dawg. I'll leave if you want me to. I respect that. Lata mayne."

Uh, yeah. K. So, as you can see, this weekend at my school is, of course, prom night. And as if it was the day before Christmas break, I barely got any homework today (except for English, but screw that cl@$$.) And where will I be that night? Well, most likely at home playing video games, because even though I just got Super Paper Mario and haven't even beaten it yet, I just got a most unlikely game added to my collection, which is my first DS game since 2005: Pokemon Diamond. Addictive, nostalgic Pokemon action that takes me back to when I first started playing it at 7 years old:oops:. Right now, I've gotten about 3 hours of gameplay into the game, and I haven't even gotten the first gym badge yet:P. This must be a LONG game, which is good. Oh, BTW, if anyone wants to trade Pokemon or do battle with me sometime, just PM me your friend code and we can get things crackin. It'd be sweet to finally try out Wi-Fi for the first time (still haven't yet with all the years it's been out:oops: ) Now, let's see, I've got a LOT of games to alternate between now, most of them Nintendo games. I've almost started to forget about Metroid Prime 2: Echoes again, which isn't good. And Final Fantasy XII? Well, I still remember where I'm at, so I haven't TOTALLY forgotten about it yet:P.

So, the big opening of Spiderman 3 was today. One of the 3 big blockbuster movies of the month, and one of my most anticipated movies to see (as well as everyone else on this planet). I'm sure it'll be quite packed in the theater, but with most high school Juniors and Seniors at prom, it shouldn't be TOO bad that night, but I could be wrong, couldn't I? But in the meantime, here's a couple movies to throw at ya today. One is a critically acclaimed Japanese movie, and the other is a new one that just came out in 2006 that has to do with a dictator. They are:

Oldboy

A very intruiging movie, Oldboy is about a man who gets imprisoned in a mysterious room for 15 years, and after he escapes, he goes on a mission to find answers to why he was kidnapped and to kill the person who did it. This movie gets very weird often, and can be confusing as well, but you soon start to put pieces together by the end if you are a great thinker. And boy does this movie have a great story to it. The acting is very well on point, but I'm not going to give names because, well, I have no idea who these people are:lol:. There's a few action scenes in the movie, but none of the fancy martial arts/kung fu mumbo jumbo. There's one fight scene that, while not extremely mindblowing, gives the entertainment it intends to. But that doesn't mean that there's no shock value in this movie, because there definately is, especially the certain torture scenes. Oh, and one very painful moment at the end, but I won't spoil what happens. Go rent this one if you get the chance. A 9/10.

The Last King of Scotland

Let me just first clear something up, and that is don't let the title of the movie fool you, because this movie really doesn't have anything to do with Scotland. Based on historical events, it takes place in the African country of Uganda, where a new "president" named Idi Amin has just taken over, and tells the story of a Scottish physician's experience coming to the country at this time. This movie reminded me a lot of Blood Diamond, without all the action that it had, though. But, IMO, this was a lot better. Forest Whitaker was a friggin beast in this movie. It's almost as if his character, the dictator Idi Amin, had a split personality, going from a nice guy one minute to a forceful prick that causes a whole bunch of wrong. The acting coming from James McAvoy, who played in The Chronicles of Narnia, wasn't too shabby either, playing as the doctor that gained a relationship with the dictator. You can't help but feel bad for the guy throughout the movie, though, because he goes through a LOT. Although there wasn't as much brutality and shocking scenes as I thought there would be, it still had its fair share. Just to warn the guys out there, there is ONE scene where some penis is making a cameo, but it's not much. And it comes from Mr. Narnia guy, too, just so you know. Borat definately outdid that, though. Nothing confusing in the plot, which was good, and not too boring either. See this movie if you want to learn a little bit of interesting, if not brutal, history. 9/10.

Some sad news has been broken to me a couple days ago, and that is my grandfather found out he had prostate cancer:(. Now, I don't know many details, because I'm not good at remembering medical information and cancerous stages, but my mom told me a couple days ago. Apparently he had been having pains trying to urinate and had other problems like that before he found out, so I guess it was expected. But having both of my only grandparents at a fragile state is f*cking sh*t. Hopefully this won't be as bad as my mom's past breast cancer experiences, where she had to have one breast removed, and my grandpa's prostate cancer can be treated as best as it can.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go level up my Chimchar on Pokemon Diamond, and then rest up for a day of garage saling tomorrow with my dad. Oh, and I might see Spiderman 3 sometime this weekend, too. So, Until Next Time, LATA!!

*some random guy in a tuxedo appears*

"Dude, have you seen my prom date anywhere? Been lookin for her everywhere man. She's got big glasses, red hair, black gloves on, a pink top with a black dress..."

Nope, haven't got a slightest clue. Maybe you can ask those emos over there. I think they kidnapped her *snickers*.

"For real? Sh*t man, thanks."

*runs off in the distance toward the emos while yelling "JENNIFER!!!!!"*

No problemo;).

So, today was my Honor's Assembly, honoring those who managed to obtain at least a GPA or 3.5 or higher, awarding those who got the lowest in that range just simply "Honors" and those who were at the high end of the spectrum "High Honors." Also, there were those who got special awards for certain achievements throughout the year. I, myself, obviously got high honors, but I also got something unexpected: a special award:shock:. And you know what it was for? Yup, it was fo--

*Matthew McConaughey suddenly interrupts*

"Hey, you watched one of my movies just a couple days ago didn't you? Eh? EH?"

Goddammit, how dare you interrupt me while telling about my achievements. Now, first of all, that dialogue party is over, so you can go home now, understand? Second, I'll get to your precious, underrated ensamble movie in a minute, so keep your pants on. And finally, LET ME FINISH WITHOUT INTERRUPTIONS:evil: !!!!!!!

"Damn, who sh*t in YOUR shower this morning? Oh damn, I forgot, I did.......oops. Stupid hangovers. Could've sworn that it was one of those dumpsters to place all of the poopie into, but I could've been wro--"

SKIDDADDLE OUT OF HERE!!!!!

"ALRIGHT, alright, fine. I wasn't even in your exciting tale of Jeff Goldblum anyways, so I'll just shoot you a bird and walk out of sight. Later lamer....."

*shoots me a bird, but gets hit by a motorcycle*

Alright, ANYWAYS, where was I? Oh yeah, special awards. Heh, guess I'm just a little bit SPECIAL :D:D:D:D. Ok, seriously, I won an award for my achievements in that art contest I won:D. And since I was the only one to win it, I had the stage all to myself when I was presented with the award. Heh, you should've seen me. Instead of coming out on stage with my head down as if I was a shy loner who wanted to get his award immediately and leave (like almost everyone that received awards at that assembly), I was waving to the audience and pumping my arms in the air in excitement and all that stuff just to look cool8). And it worked a little bit, too, because I had some recognition after the ceremony ended. Hopefully my recognition will continue on for tomorrow and the future after that. Jesus Christ, I just wanna be recognized for something:cry:. But yeah, that was my highlight of the day. Oh, and my dad said for my achievements at the Honor Ceremony he would get me Pokemon Diamond this weekend:D. Yeah, I actually convinced my parents:P. But I'm keeping it a secret from friends unless they mention something first about THEY played it, and THEN I'll confess. But yeah, can't wait.

And, I've got a movie for all you people out there today. And like Matthew McConaughy (God what a hard name to spell :? ) mentioned, it's a movie with him in it. Only it's actually a GOOD movie. Here it is:

13 Conversations About One Thing

Betcha you've never heard of this one before, have ya:P ? Well, basically it is an underrated ensemble piece ALA Crash, Magnolia, and Short Cuts that revolves around four main characters who are struggling to achieve one thing: happiness. You could say that this movie is a Happiness-lite, without all the profanity.........and Philip Seymour Hoffman masterbating But anyways, the movie was only about 90 minutes long, so it was a bit on the short side for this kind of movie. Some questions that I had were left unanswered at the end, which was disappointing. The cast was alright, featuring actors like John Turturro, Alan Arkin, and Matthew McConaughy. Alan Arkin gave the best performance IMO. Some dialogue sequences were a bit on the boring side, but it was a good movie overall. An 8.5/10

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go watch American Idol, since it is on right now and I like to watch it:P. So, Until Next Time, LATA!

Finally, that damned silly dialogue sequence that me and VGK were doing has ended. I bet you all are thinking the same thing, aren't you? Yes, I know it was incredibly stupid, but hey, it was fun for awhile, and at least I can at least do things normally once again.

And what do you know? *gasp* I'M FINALLY LEVEL 30!!!!!!! That means I am now one of the 1337 Gamespot members I guess:D. HOW AWESOME!!!! I feel the 1337ness in my veins, too. I really do. Seriously.

*Jeff Goldblum randomly appears*

"I bet you do."

Hey! Dialogue saga is over. GO HOME!!!!!!

"Well f*ck you very much too. Jesus...."

Dammit the hell. Now, getting back to what I was saying, I guess I can have a party and celebrate that I'm level 30, but I'd be making TOO much of a big deal out of it. I mean, it's really level 40 where it's at, know what I'm sayin;) ?

So, anyways, I had a good time up at my grandma's house I guess, besides the fact that after my grandpa got a new windshield wiper arm on my car from this dude at a junkyard across the street that he started to spot other various things wrong with my car, BUT I'm hoping to find a way to get it fixed. The primary defect he noticed is my front tire is crap, so he basically told me I needed new tires:|. Also, being the car n00b I was, he made me watch him work on my car and made me listen to what was wrong with all of it. Oh, and I guess I need a job to get it all paid for, too. So much for buying Pokemon Diamond:roll:. Oh, didn't you know? I am highly anticipated to play a Pokemon game for once. But it looks so awesome:cry:. I almost bought it at K-Mart this weekend while up north, but my mom wouldn't let me spend any money in my debit account, since I only had $20 on me:cry:. Then I almost bought another game with "Diamond" in the title when we went to Target, and that game was Neverwinter Nights: Diamond. Saw it for friggin $14 clearance. I had the urge to buy it, but with my luck with all the PC games that don't work on my computer, I decided not to risk the cash. Besides, I've got enough games to beat.

Now that April is almost out of the way, looks like summer is fast approaching, and with that said, May is almost here. But damn, I noticed how action-packed it's going to be for me. Let me give you all a breakdown of what's occuring on my agenda next month.

1. My cousin's wedding. Yippie:roll:.
2. A trip to Kalamazoo to show off my award-winning artwork
3. An honor assembly in which I got high honors in
4. Yearbooks are finally coming in so I can frantically ask for autographs
5. E3 BABY :D!!!!! Gonna definately look up the coverage
6. The big three in movies: Spiderman 3, Shrek the Third, and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
7. Mother's Day
8. Memorial Day weekend
9. An AP U.S. History test I need to start studying for:?

Yeah, what a month. I can't wait, though. I'm sick of doing the same ol' thang, but I probably told you that at least 10 times before. Well, since I don't have any movies to tell about this time, I guess I can end this now. Until Next Time, LATA!

Jesus Christ, what a week. I can explain why I haven't been on here in awhile, posting any blog posts. I was going to sooner or later, but just never got a chance. You see, in English, you remember I told you about that research paper I had to type, don't you? Well, she finally finished explaining the basics of typing one up this past Monday, so I was able to start it. Oh, and the my topic I chose to do was video game violence 8). My ORIGINAL plan was on Monday to work on taking notes, Tuesday to work on my outline, Wednesday to start on some of my paper, and Thursday to finally finish it. Well, let me tell you it all went according to plan, but it was harder than originally expected. Monday wasn't too bad, but it took me about an hour and a half to complete my total homework. On Tuesday, I got done with everything at about 5:45 PM, working on all my homework for about 3 hours. BTW, the outline came out to about 7 pages:?. Wednesday was when I got bombarded with work. My f*ckin English teacher, knowing we all had a research paper to do, just gave us an ESSAY to write in addition. WTF????? Also, she gave us another book that we would start in the future, but not that night. I didn't get finished with all my homework until about 6:30, and I was only halfway done with my paper:|. On Thursday, we finally started reading that book, Hiroshima. I had no clue that there were books out there with a style that Crash, the movie, had, with the multiple storylines and the characters crossing paths with each other. Only this time, it was all nonfiction. And to top that off, I think this book might be the best book I've read all year in that cl@$$, even though I'm on the second chapter. But to get back on topic, the only thing to ruin the experience is these stupid take home quizzes that the teacher is giving us for each chapter, and she gave us the first one yesturday. That was the SECOND time she gave us homework on top of our research papers. So, finishing the paper, I must've gotten done with my homework at about the same time as the previous night, but thank god I was finally finished with my paper:). And the sweet thing was that I was only one of two people to turn it in early (it is due next Monday) and I received extra credit:D.

As for other cl@$$es, Chemistry I am basically lost in. Nothing I understand in that class except for the mathmatical parts, so I'm basically struggling. Once again, its because the way the friggin teacher presents the details to us that is making me not give a damn. If she only made things interesting, then I might pay attention, but f*ck no. She's ruining the fun.

Art cl@$$ is going smoothly, as I finished yet another art project. Oh, and speaking of art, my picture and interview FINALLY got in the paper, since the other n00b that got honors in the competition (a 9th grade girl who looks like she's emo:| ) took too long to get an interview and a picture, so THAT'S why it hasn't appeared in the paper. I would post the link to the article, but I wouldn't want to reveal my name AND where I live on a public website, now would I:P ?

Moving on to Spanish..............ugh, Spanish:evil:. I dispise that cl@$$ right now. Basically, we just got done reading this stupid book that was boring as hell, and the teacher made us do worksheets as homework after we finished each chapter. And as for the reading part, the teacher made us read in partners basically the whole time, and me, being the luckiest guy on Earth, got partnered with a girl that can't read sh*t. So, being the careless bastard I was, I just basically asked her if she wanted me to read the whole thing, and when she said go for it, I did. And we got done a lot faster:P.

Pre-calculus has been heart-poundingly suspenceful this past week. You see, we had to take these quizzes which each had 41 trigometric functions on it, and we had to memorize them. The twist was, we had to get three A's in a row, taking a quiz each day. After that, we were done. But the catch was, we had to get them ALL right to get an A, or we would fail. Well, I succeeded in that with flying colors, so I'm good.

English............meh, you already know.

AP US History, meh. Nothing distinct. We're just getting into the Cold War, so I can't wait to start learning about Vietnam.

Socially, at school, I've officially went insane:lol:. It all started when my new friend in English and I started this thing where I would take off my glasses in a dramatic way whenever something shocking would happen, just like in the movies, and say something such as "My God!" Well, I took the whole thing a step further when it went from that to me creating an alter ego. Whenever I take my glasses off in front of my friends, I turn into this dispicable prick that cusses and insults them, and then when I put back on my glasses, I go back to normal:lol:. Silly, right? You bet your ass it is. I even gave that side of me a name, adding an "X" after my first name:lol:. It's getting some laughs, too, which is good, cause it's just something I'm having fun with, and my friends know I'm just messing around with them. Heh, it's crazy what a person would do to get friends and to prove how much of an enjoyable person you can be:P.

I managed to watch a couple movies this week. One was an Academy Award winning African foreign movie, and the other was a surprisingly entertaining multiple storylined action movie that I've been anticipating to see since it came out early this year. They are:

Smokin Aces

What a surprise. After seeing how much the critics chopped this movie to pieces, as well as the average score on imdb.com, I was expecting this movie to be crap even if I was anticipated to see it. Hell, even my dad said he turned it off only about 15 minutes into it, saying it was so bad. Well, folks, I thought it was entertaining at best. Let me go on to say that this movie is NOT to be taken seriously entirely, since so much mayhem goes on. Also, the background of the plot was blah at best, since I got confused easily and it was complicated mob/FBI hooplah, but the main plot of the movie was alright. It was about the FBI and all these various hitmen trying to go after a snitch to put it in simple words. What WAS great, though, was how badass each different character was. Oh, and of course, the action was nice and violent8). There were some clever twists thrown in as well, but I thought the reactions to these twists could've been handled better than what they were. The acting was pretty good. Ryan Reynolds shows that he can put on some serious acting alongside professionals like Ray Liotta and Andy Garcia instead of starring in cliched teen comedies. Also, rapper Common and R&B singer Alicia Keys give some good performances as well, proving that some music stars can also step into an actor's shoes with ease. If you're looking for an entertaining movie that is wild and crazy, this is your movie. Don't listen to critics. Sure it had potential to be a masterpiece, but don't think you won't have a great time watching it, because you will. It gets an 8.5/10.

Tsotsi--8/10

Ok, I'm done ranting on for now, since I've got to prepare for bed to go to my grandma's this weekend. We're helping her pick out a dress to wair at my cousin's upcoming wedding. More on those details in an upcoming blog post, though:P. Until Next Time, LATA!

*continued from VGK's previous blog *

*looks at all the villians he's faced with*

Jesus, am I in for a beating. And where the hell is Gerald at? I thought he was with me to beat up these bad guys *sees him walking away* Where you going???!!!!!

*Gerald looks back and yells*

"I ran out of vegetable oil to rub on myself. Gotta make myself look like a fierce, ripped warrior, ya know? And without the oil, it is impossible for me to continue fighting. So, farewell good lad."

*falls out of a window like he thinks he's Superman*

Sh*t! Now what am I going to do? *holds cross up, thinking it will affect the villians like it did with Ganondorf* HA! The power of Jesus!

*the villians get closer*

Son of a b*tch. Thought I could get away with that again. Now what am I going to d--

*a huge explosion takes place, and when the dust clears, all the villians are dead*

Heh. Heheheh. Guess it worked after all:D.

*The Burger King rains on my parade*

"Actually 'Mr. Hero,' it was me who made that incredible explosion. I'm quite powerful you know."

Well well, look who decided to show up and save my ass..........again. Speaking of saving asses, I haven't seen Michael Jackson or my former companions since I was taken into the pit. Did you have anything to do with their disappearance?

"As a matter of fact, it wasn't me for once. I think it was that Stiffler dude from the movie American Pie in the dungeon. I remember sneaking around in the dungeon, trying to get to where you were, when I saw Jack-O, Mr. Hustle and Flow, George McFly, and Neo from the Matrix following behind him--"

Those celebrities have names you know......

"Ay! Shut your trap before I deep fry like those delicious fries at my restaurant. Anyways, as I was saying, before I was so RUDELY INTERUPTED, as they were going to take Stiffler out of his cell to torture him, he was about to.......well, how can I say this without being inappropriate? Uh, I guess the 'juices' leaked from the 'Oscar Meyer hot dog,' and it just so happened to hit the 4 dudes in the eye simultaniously, killing them instantly. Uh, I DID spell that last S word right, didn't I?"

I guess you did. But Jesus Christ, that was a disgusting story. Didn't need to know all those horrific details you bastard.

"DAMMIT!!!! I'm so horrible at telling dirty stories in a clean way. I knew I would screw up. Oh well, who cares? Aren't you going to thank me? Or ask me to come along with you in your final confrontation with our nemesis?"

Yeah, the help was needed desperately I guess. I mean, I was in pretty much a chokehold. And yeah your help would be really appriciated deeply. So, will you help me with my final con--

"Oh shoot, look at the time! I got a special promotion I need to attend at the Mall of America in 10 minutes. Gotta be dressed up as some sort of mascot to represent Burger King. I'm letting kids sit on my lap so that their picture could be taken, like I was f*cking Santa Clause or something. But if I don't attend, I'm going to loose some pay, which I desperately need right now to buy that new Pokemon Pearl game. Game looks friggin sweet. Anyways, gotta run. Toodles!"

*disappears*

F*cking sh*t! He did it again! God this guy is getting annoying. Welp, I guess it's up to me to face VGK alone.

*Fred Savage appears out of nowhere*

"Hey man, can I join you? I've got nothing else to accomplish at the moment."

Where the hell...............oh jeeze, f*ck asking questions, come if you please. I need all the backup I can get.

"OH, GOODIE!!!!!! Sucks to be my brother right now! Right now he's sitting back at home, reflecting on his crappy career acting in that stupid Disney show, Boy Meets World. Now he's just sitting in the living room eating Cheezits while watching reruns of Rocko's Modern Life. Hahaha!

*Rapper GZA/Genius also appears out of nowhere for some reason*

"Yo man, you got some extra room for one mo' soulja? I can knock that king off his throne in half a sec, man, know wat I'm sayin?"

Dude, you're not even an actor..........but since your music is so dope, I guess I can add you to my party. Besides, you know quite a lot about samurais and stuff, don't you?

"First of all, I was in the movie Coffee and Cigarettes, so give a kat some acting recognition foo'. And second, of course I know bout samurais, man. I know all bout that sh*t. But I'm surprised you'd know, on the count of you haven't even bumped my Liquid Swords album yet. Mutha f*ckin loyal fan my ass....."

Uh, about that......I can explain, but later.

"I listened to it before, Mr. GZA. I thought it was quite poetic."

"Yo, Wonder Years, or Moley Moley f*cking Moley. Was I talkin to you? Huh!? Was I?"

"Uh........not that I was aware of, no."

"Well then shut yo mufukin mouf, cracka ass punk. Yo, I'm usually the peaceful type, but push my buttons, and you'll be begging fo' dat Burger King dude to come and whack yo ass."

*starts to breathe heavily, and tears start to fall, as a narrator starts talking all of a sudden*

I was feared for my LIFE at that moment. My head was starting to feel woosy, and I felt as if I was going to get sick at any moment. I knew I had messed up by jumping into the conversation when I wasn't supposed to. By now, the rapper did not have any respect for me, so I was in trouble. It felt like my dad was going to give me a beating, but this time, it wasn't the old man. So, as I was starting to cry, I said:

"Sorry, Mr. GZA sir."

"Yo, you start havin a f*ckin narrator like on yo f*ckin television show, you'll wish you was watchin yo back, cause you're startin to piss this kat off. And don't call me sir, you ignorant foo'. Who do you think I am, yo f*ckin pops white boy?"

ALRIGHT!!!!!! Settle down, both of you. Now, I have no idea where you two came from, or why you're arguing, but we have a task to take care of. Now, let's finally confront VGK and end this saga!

*puts hand on door handle, but before he can open it, Jake Gyllenhaal appears.........without his shirt on:? *

"Got room for one more? I'm useful, very useful."

JESUS CHRIST, WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM!!!!!??????? Oh well, why the hell am I complaining? The more, the merrier. Come along with us if you wish. But why is your shirt off?

"Because I feel like it. The breeze is nice at times. You got a problem with it?"

Uhhhh, no. Go topless if you, uh, want.

"Yo man, I gots a problem wit dat sh*t. I can't stand seeing mufukas wit out they shirts on, showing off they muscular physique and sh*t like dat. Put on one o' them dead foo's uniforms or somfin, cause I'm gettin grossed out."

"Let me think about that one............um, I think I'll keep my shirt off. I don't live to have people tell me what to do. I'm a f*cking rebel. I'm the next James Dean, the Rebel Without a Cause. Got a problem, then **** my **ck."

"Damn. Feisty mufuka you are. I respect dat sh*t. Can't take any sh*t off no one, gotta stick to what you believe. It's how you gotta survive sometimes. Keep your shirt off if you must, man."

*wipes tears away* "I don't have a problem with it, Mr. Gyllenhaal. It's quite natural for men to show off their chests."

"Look, you're a television legend and all, since I used to love The Wonder Years as a kid. But your opinion is pretty much obsolete after this rapper ruined your ego. Sorry. It's true. And don't you dare even use that damned narrator again either. Like the rapper said, he'll make you want to beg for mercy."

"*sigh* Maybe I should've stayed at home with Ben and watched Rocko. Nobody will give me a break. It's like they're treating me like Steve Gutenburg or something.....

Ok, can we PLEASE MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!!????? Thank you.

*opens door*

.....................is this, what I think it is?

"Looks like a mufkin Olive Garden. I thought we were in a castle. This sh*t is weird."

"And what's up with all the dead bodies?"

Yeah, what the hell?

*a voice starts to talk*

So, you finally made it to me, Colonel Pork.

"What the crap?"

*everyone turns around*

Well well, we finally meet, Video Game King.

*The Video Game King greets everyone*

Welcome to my castle, gentlemen. Hope you like how I've got my own personal Olive Garden in my castle. Earlier, there was a dispute between Ryan Gosling and one of my waitresses. Things got ugly, and finally, I had to intervene, killing everyone who was eating in here. That is why there are so many dead bodies everywhere. Now, it's time to get personal. And as for your precious Jeff Goldblum, Colonel, his fate doesn't look pleasant.

*Tune into Video Game King's next blog post for the EXCITING CONCLUSION!!!!!!!*

Until the Next Blog, LATA!!!!