Honestly... who was anticipating this being about Manson..? I genuinely don't understand the beginning of this review. The trailers weren't about it. The press coverage or interviews haven't been about it. The synopsis isn't about it.
Jesus... pretty much all the reviews are absolutely savage. Hardly surprising given it was written by Simon Kinberg. You have to feel a bit sorry for the cast to be lumped with such a s****y screenwriter.
That "5 mins" wait time for the Smuggler's Run ride will never be that low again. I don't even care to imagine the queue lengths... Not that I won't be there someday to queue myself. Because this just looks awesome.
Maybe they'll fix Sonic being unable to dodge a dart in one scene and then in another being able to dance around missiles seemingly frozen in time. Or they won't. Because they think people still have the same sh***y standards they did back in the 90s. Which some do...
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