[QUOTE="nogginkl"] Here's what a girl might say when you invite her to your home, dorm, or private jet:
IF YOU ARE A PS3 OWNER:
Hmm. Your console is the most powerful on the market? Wow, that's so cool. It plays Hi-Def games? That's nice. But I don't like games.
What? It plays Hi-Def movies, too? You got some cool stuff here! It plays Blu-ray movies? Aren't Blu-ray movies the best Hi-Def versions on the market? Awesome. Did I tell you I LOVE movies? I really want to see what a Blu-ray movie looks like...Hmm, it does look a lot better than Standard DVD.
I had a pleasant time watching that awesome movie with you. I am glad you have that machine. You can use it to play games when I am not with you, and you can watch a movie with me when we hang out. Have fun playing your games. CALL ME, Okay? Bye:)
IF YOU ARE AN XBOX 360 OWNER:
Hmm. Your console plays Hi-Def games? Wow. That's so cool. But I dont' like games.
What? It plays Hi-Def movies, too? HD DVD movies? Isn't HD DVD pretty much a dead format? Yeah. It sucks to be stuck with with something obsolete. What movies do you have? Hmm. Sorry, I don't want to see any movies you have. The selection is so small. Do you have a Blu-ray player? There a a lot of movies in Blu-ray I want to see.
Well, have have fun playing your games. Bye:)
IF YOU ARE A WII OWNER:
Hmm. That looks so simple and fun! Can I try? I like it. It's fun. I like movies more, though. You have any movies here? DVD movies? You know there is a format called Blu-ray that's better than DVD? You do? How come you don't have a Blu-ray player? It plays the best verions of the movies! You should get one. I like your console though. Thanks for letting me play your games. I think I like the Wii. Bye:)
AFTER MEETING ALL THE OWNERS:
Hmm. All the guys seem so nice. But that PS3 guy must be pretty well off, having the most powerful console on the market that can also play the best versions of the movies, too. I am definitely more impressed with that PS3 guy. Hopefully he'll call me so we can cuddle at his place and watch another Blu-ray movie.
JediRiff
The fact that you even try to use an analogy to hooking up with a girl with a gaming console at ALL tells me all I need to know.
You are showing a symptom of Blu-ray envy: hating the Blu-ray owner.
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