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#1 nogginkl
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[QUOTE="bcrich959"]I'm leaning to the direction that this is a joke thread, but if not then I'm just speechless. :?FireEmblem_Man

Like the PS3 (gaming or movies), you can see this thread in two ways (a joke thread or a semi-serious discussion of which consoles impresses a girl more).

So, you're that serious about this thread? You edited it 4 times today.

The PS3 plays games AND movies. Think on it, and apply it to me.

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#2 nogginkl
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Its a good thing I buy my video game consoles to impress girls, then. :roll:



ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME????? I BUY FLOWERS FOR A GIRL, I ON'T BUY A GOD ****ED VIDEO GAME CONSOLE FOR HER. YOU ARE TRULY THE SYMBOL OF NERDINESS.



omg...hamstergeddon

Well, isn't it a big bonus, if you gaming console happens to impress girls? There's no shame in having something that impresses girls.

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#3 nogginkl
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I'm leaning to the direction that this is a joke thread, but if not then I'm just speechless. :?bcrich959

Like the PS3 (gaming or movies), you can see this thread in two ways (a joke thread or a semi-serious discussion of which consoles impresses a girl more).

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#4 nogginkl
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im sorry tc. but the WII has received all of that "im impressed" look on all the many girls i know. not one of them mentioned watching a blue ray movie on ps3. hell, they dont even recognize its existence.

girls dont need your BD player when they could go out to theatres with their men. + most people have DVD's and theyre working perfectly fine right now.

rowzzr

Well, I did write that the girl likes the Wii more than the PS3 or 360. But I still stand by what I said: a girl is much more likely to be impressed with a PS3 owner than the other owners.

In terms of watching movies in the Theatres vs. watching a Blu-ray movie at home on a decent HD-TV, I think if a girl likes you and wants to be your girl friend, believe me watching at home is much better: more privacy. Sure DVD works fine, but with Blu-ray, you can say to her: I like you so much, I get you the best version of this movie on the market. Chicks like it when you honestly tell them that you give them the BEST of anything.

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#5 nogginkl
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Here's what a girl might say when you invite her to your home, dorm, or private jet:

IF YOU ARE A PS3 OWNER:

Hmm. Your console is the most powerful on the market? Wow, that's so cool. It plays Hi-Def games? That's nice. But I don't like games.

What? It plays Hi-Def movies, too? You got some cool stuff here! It plays Blu-ray movies? Aren't Blu-ray movies the best Hi-Def versions on the market? Awesome. Did I tell you I LOVE movies? I really want to see what a Blu-ray movie looks like...Hmm, it does look a lot better than Standard DVD.

I had a pleasant time watching that awesome movie with you. I am glad you have that machine. You can use it to play games when I am not with you, and you can watch a movie with me when we hang out. Have fun playing your games. CALL ME, Okay? Bye:)

IF YOU ARE AN XBOX 360 OWNER:

Hmm. Your console plays Hi-Def games? Wow. That's so cool. But I dont' like games.

What? It plays Hi-Def movies, too? HD DVD movies? Isn't HD DVD pretty much a dead format? Yeah. It sucks to be stuck with with something obsolete. What movies do you have? Hmm. Sorry, I don't want to see any movies you have. The selection is so small. Do you have a Blu-ray player? There a a lot of movies in Blu-ray I want to see.

Well, have have fun playing your games. Bye:)

IF YOU ARE A WII OWNER:

Hmm. That looks so simple and fun! Can I try? I like it. It's fun. I like movies more, though. You have any movies here? DVD movies? You know there is a format called Blu-ray that's better than DVD? You do? How come you don't have a Blu-ray player? It plays the best verions of the movies! You should get one. I like your console though. Thanks for letting me play your games. I think I like the Wii. Bye:)

AFTER MEETING ALL THE OWNERS:

Hmm. All the guys seem so nice. But that PS3 guy must be pretty well off, having the most powerful console on the market that can also play the best versions of the movies, too. I am definitely more impressed with that PS3 guy. Hopefully he'll call me so we can cuddle at his place and watch another Blu-ray movie.

Fuzzy_Munch

Girls actually play 360's and on Xbox Live

THREAD:shock:

You didn't talk about the main idea: The PS3 impresses a girl more.

She may play the 360 or the Wii more than the PS3. But most likely, she loves movies more. The PS3 also has lots of games to enjoy as well. So chances are, she'd rather do two things with a guy than just one thing; with the PS3, she can play games AND watch the "Best" movies with you. With the 360 or the Wii, there's no AND. She can only game with you.

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#6 nogginkl
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Congrats on the strangest post ever. I know this is a gamming site, but please keep your daydreams to yourself in the future.dhjohns

This is a gaming site. Gamers do have a life outside of games. Movies and games are very compatible anyway, in a sense that they are both viewed on the same screen.

You also have another symptom of Blu-ray envy: Saying that Blu-ray should not be discussed in this forum, even though it is a major feature of the PS3.

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#7 nogginkl
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The Wii is the only console for girls, otherwise they couldn't give a .... about games. Thats a fact.

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What if the girls like movies? And you tell them that movies they want to see are BEST seen on Blu-ray-- not DVD, not HD download, not Direct TV HD, etc.?

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#8 nogginkl
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Well, this thread was good for a laugh.lusitanogamer

Thanks. Apparently, you don't have any symptoms of Blu-ray envy. Go forth, and enjoy your games. Reproduce and multiply. There needs to be more people like you in this forum.

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#9 nogginkl
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Only way ANY console will help you get a girl is if you whack them in the head with it and drag them to your place.EntwineX

You are exhibiting a very common symptom of Blu-ray envy: hating the owner of a Blu-ray player.

Talk about the topic; tell me if you agree or disagree with me whether the PS3 impressess girls more.

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#10 nogginkl
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[QUOTE="tmntPunchout"]When friends first saw my PS3, they just said " you're rich.. " or something along those lines. People I guess are easily impressed by materialistic shiny things. Wierd ehh?jimbob9999

Women, through evolution are taught to go for guys that can provide food, shelter, etc. for her. In this day and age, material goods can signify to a girl how well the guy can provide for her. It's in her DNA.



She'd probably stray away from you because you have a strange obsession with Blu Ray and would only neglect her.

A more likely PS3 scenario is this:

Girl: Hey, that's one of the those PS3's, right?

You: Of course you stupid child, it has the power of the Blu Ray!

Girl: Erm, ok... do you want to play a game or something?

You: Negative, we will watch one of many fantastic Blu Ray movies and you will see the crisp, crisp picture quality, afterwards you will be so impressed you will give yourself to me!

Girl: I'm going to go now...

You: But, bu.. the Blu Ray!!1 :(

Actually, it's more likely you'd knock herself out with the PS3 in a dark alley as you probably couldn't get her into your house otherwise, but you never know.

Another symptom of Blu-ray envy: hating the owner of a blu-ray player.

To a girl, it's better to be with a guy who's obsessed with games AND movies (PS3) than a guy's who's obsessed with games only (360).