PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN!

I think this game is one of the greatest games of all time, and one game EVERYONE should play.

it's that good.

I'll leave you to collect your socks.

I've noticed I've been getting more friends. So here are some fun facts.

1: no

2: no

3: no

4: I hate Pokemon

5: nau

6: boobs

7: yes

8: :D

9: ;;;;

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHH AHA NO NO NO AHFA SLKJ A"

ah, like father like son.

This game sucks.

no

I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS DISAPOINTED IN MY LIFE!

screw irrational and screw their game

okay, let me explain.

I have been wanting System shock 3 for a while now. And when Irrational announced a new game I thought

"WELL GOLLY ME! I WONDER IF IT'S A NEW GAME OR SYSTEM SHOCK 3 LIKE EVERYONE WANTS!"

BioShock is a perfectly good story that is wrapped up nicely *even though the entire story is ripped from System Shock 2*

BioShock 2 unnesecarily adds another story.

And now we've got bioshock IN THE SKY! They could have at least given it the name "Neo Shock" or "Air Shock"

Gorden got up from his bed and opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything because gordan freeman doesn't speak.

He called his bro Morgan freeman but didn't say anything because gordan freeman doesn't speak

THE END

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3: Infinity Ward: Modern Warfare 2 was such a disaster it earned them a spot here. Incoherent Story, stale gameplay, idiotic levels, horribly unbalanced multiplayer, unresolved glitches, and horrible plot holes. It takes a special company to create a bad game but a even better company to make a terrible game.

2: Valve: People are always saying Bungie are overrated, but they don't match up to the horrible behemoth that is Valve. The Half-Life series isn't as smart as people say, Counter Strike is as dumb as Modern Warfare, Portal is boring, and Team Fortress....meh, Team fortess is fun. but wait, only one of those series is ACTUALLY BY VALVE, everything else was originally a mod.

1: Rockstar: Your company is special if they've never once made a good game, Rockstar has never made any game that is good, pretty much all their games are "Grand theft Auto" clones. Red Dead Redemption (Sorry Blazingsaddle) is just..not fun! Grand theft auto 4 is no doubt the worst sandbox game I've ever played, and Grand theft auto 3 sucked too. So yeah, Rockstar is terrible.

If you were offended by this list please stick some dynamite in your ears.

Okay, I'm known to be very stagnant towards games I don't like, but I'm going to leave those opinions at the door soley for my favorite game songs.

some spoilers.

5: "Nuclear Mission Jam" Half-Life (Questionable Ethics): This is where the game starts becoming good, you have just aquired a very cool super weapon (gauss gun) and this tune kicks in and it's followed by a battle with soldiers and a brilliant puzzle, perfect timing.

4: "The enemy of my enemy" Modern Warfare 2 (The Enemy of My Enemy): When I love a song from a game I don't like, than that song is fantastic. This song sets in after *spoiler* Roach and Ghost's death, your playing as Soap in this warzone, explosions are going off, everyone is trying to kill you, and this calm, sad, and melachonly tune is playing. It fits so well with the mood.

3: "The Coolant Tubes" System Shock 2 (Engineering): This song kicks in that the best time, in the scariest level. Your in small, clasutrophobic, monster filled, radiated, mazelike hallways and this song starts off calm than gets faster, it goes so well with what is going on.

2: "Deus Ex Theme" Deus Ex (Menu Screen): Okay, Deus Ex had a fantastic soundtrack, but the main theme makes a FANTASTIC first impression. It's very epic, and that's a great way to start off an epic game.

1: "Night Vision" Unreal (Terra Underground/Terraniux): It's almost like the song was tailor made for this level! The song begins with an intense sense of urgency, and it really goes well as the level is very fast paced, having you running every where. After being very fast paced it goes into this absolutley beautiful harmony sound at 1:25 that really sounds epic, and considering this level is one of the best parts of the story and game. It creates the greatest song I've ever heard in a video game.

Half life and Unreal were at competetion at time of release. Unreal was sadly overshadowed by Half-Life, but this is very dumb, why? I'll explain.

Storytelling: Yes, logs are the way Unreal's story is put across. But the enviorments themselves have such a rich story that your intrigued with and you continue to learn about.

Story: Half Life's story is immensely cliche, while Unreal has a beautifully crafted world around it.

Levels: Half-Life is the most unrealistic enviorment I've ever trekked. Never once did Black Mesa feel like a real place I would walk around, it feels more like something an evil 1800 french sadist would come up with. While Unreal may have the same problem in places, the enviorments are still rich with history and very free-roam.

Pacing: Half-Life can't decide what it wants to be, so the pacing is all over the place between combat and puzzles. Now hold the phones, I like Puzzles and combat, seeing as I LOVE LOVE LOVE System Shock 2, but in Half life it is done so wrong. But Unreal really knows how to set the mood, one minute you could be in claustrophobic corridors, than the next your looking at the beautiful sunset, it's really something.

Music: Okay, they both have kicking music.

Artistic Design: Unreal, Unreal, Unreal

Okay, you may attack me now