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Gamespot bores me.

No one comments anything interest, all my old friends left, and it just feels like a club that only 3 people go to now.

You won't be seeing me for a while.

Why does Donkey Kong 64 hate me?

I hate you frantic factory.

I hate you gloomy galleon.

I hate you fungi forest.

I hate you crystal caves.

Now I have humerous names for these levels

"Foulish Factory"

"Gloopy Galleon"

"Fungus Forest"

"Crappy CaveS"

hahahhaha

Games I actually like!

I'm well known for hating games, especially ones on Xbox. But I thought I would share with you games that I don't hate....

Banjo-Tooie: BT is in my opinion, the perfect platform game. It has a bunch of great minigames, huge worlds, and well written characters.

Plants Vs. Zombies: In a world where boring grey shooters are all that people want to play Popcap releases the great fun of Plants killing zombies.

Silent Hill 2: Quite a truly horrifying, pants wetting game. The story is also one of the best I've heard in a long time.

So there you go, three games I give my highest recomendations to.

Final Fantasy 13

There are many reasons I didn't like this game.

1: I hate teenagers.

2: I hate angsty teenagers.

3: I hate badly dressed angsty teenagers.

4: I hate plots that don't make sense.

5: I hate turn based combat.

so there, I didn't like FF13.

But then again.

what games do I actually like for that matter?

That's my question, what popular games do you hate?

N64 Platformers

Well, the platformers most of you know are "Super Mario 64" and "Banjo-Kazooie" and "Banjo-Tooie"

Well I have something to say.

I like the Banjo Kazooie games much better than Super Mario 64.

I love making enemies I know.

Well, I have many reasons, firstly, I like Banjo Tooie better than the other two. Why?

1: Story, Mario was devoid of it, while Banjo Tooie had quirky and comical dialouge throughout, yet Mario rarely did any talking. So I like story? Big whoop.

2: Level design, Mario had A LOT of levels I hated going to (jolly rogers bay, wet-dry world, tall tall mountain, snowman's land, etc.) while I love every map in Banjo-Tooie (okay, I don't like Mayahem temple a whole lot.)

3: Bosses: Mario's bosses are pretty boring, whereas Banjo Tooie's bosses not only are freaking creative, they also have developed personalities and attack you for reasons explained.

4: Finding the treasure, finding a star in Mario was hair pulling difficult, while Banjo's was straitfoward and at least beatable.

Okay, I know what argument your going to use "Mario was 97, Banjo was 2000!" Yes I know, there were technilogical limitations. But also understand all of banjo's dialogue was text and the voices were jibberish.

Yes, I do like to voice my opinion.

Nitpicks at Earthworm Jim 3d

The game does have a wonky camera, but it is pretty fun.

But the man who designed the boss fights, I hope he dies.

So here is how it goes, your riding a pig and you have to collect more marbles than the enemy, and you both can fire projectiles at each other. Sounds easy right? WRONG.

Your projectiles have to be aimed perfect while the enemies can follow you around.

The enemy can teleport around the map.

The pork controls like a drunk cat with grease on its paws.

Bad design can ruin an entire game.

Unofficial rules of gamespot

1: All members are either 12 year olds or 50 year olds who still play pokemon.

2: There are only Nintendo unions on gamespot.

3: You must have a stupid username to be on gamespot.

4: You must be in a nintendo union to be on gamespot.

5: Listening to Devo makes you the coolest user on the forums *NO EXCEPTIONS*

6: Being very religious makes you trollbait.

7: Only Halo fanboys are trolls.

8: There must not be zombies on the lawn.

9: Kill zombies with plants.

10: If you joined when you were 11 you joined 18 groups and posted blogs of crappy games you liked.

11: There is no rule 11

12: You must not complain about rule 11.

13: There are no more rules.

Heavy rain

The game is pretty crappy, first 2 hours are nothing at all, listen, I hate every game I play, I don't need to go into that much detail.

But something that does bother me.....the female character, they just said, "LOOK AT THE FEMALE CHARACTER BEING SEXUALIZED!!! BUY OUR GAME!"

GOSH DANG IT! Why are all nerds in bad taste!?

Percy Jackson review

I liked the book.

I don't like this movie.

I'll name everything wrong with it.

1: Grover wasn't black

2: Percy didn't believe in the gods at first.

3: The gods weren't black. THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT!

4: It said nothing about Percy swimming.

5: Everytime Percy talked I wanted to pop him in the mouth.

6: Grover didn't act like Grover, he acted to confident.

7: Iphones? Product placement fail.

8: Speaking of product placement, the story doesn't follow the story at all so maybe Percy should go surfing on an Ipad.

9: "Peter Jackson and the Electrical current robber" hehe I'm so funny.

10: Percy was 12, not 15

11: Way to kill the fun Columbo.

12: Sorcerer's stone was good.

13: as was Chamber of secrets.

14: Maybe Christopher Columbus is getting old.