Yes, this is another long blog, 'cause there will be the poems, rhymes or whatever you call them. They took me some time but I had fun doing them. Some got stupid I guess, so let me know your opinion. But before them...
School resumes tomorrow and I'm so NOT-excited! Unlikely most schools in the Northern part of the globe, the school year here starts in February, so this holiday was just a break in the middle of the year. So I'm not being able to blog so often, but I'll try to keep up with your blogs as I always did :)
On the gaming side, I beat Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles for the Wii. It's really short, took less than four hours to beat the main scenarios and I had the help of my friend Renan in some parts and in other it was my sister who killed zombies with me. Meeting Nemesis again was awesome, I love that dude! :lol: Final score: 7.5/10, might translate the review I wrote and post it but I'm too lazy. And for Harry Potter, I'm on page 188, 44 pages progress since last blog :roll:
So, with no further ado, to that stuff. I had to keep them short, but hope you enjoy them and this holiday with you guys was great :)
Wallpaper (theme by Mr_Pepworth)
Thousand twenty-four per seven-hundred sixty-eight
Technologically talking, I know that I am late
My seventeen inches flat computer screen
Is now just a thumbnail of what it's already been
Wallpapers now decorate rectangular desktops
Twenty-two inches widescreens in all the shops
But as long as there are girly WPs for my resolution
I don't give a damn to monitors evolution
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Menstruation (theme by CazmoV)
From around 12 until their menopause
Every month women bleed, it's cool
And everybody know it's because...
Well, you know it if you go to school
And before that God damn week
They go from mad to weak
Mad for nothing, cry for anything
And while I type this a woman is PMSsing
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Happiness (theme by macrules_640)
What in the world makes me happy?
Maybe my friends, maybe my family
Sometimes I might look emotionless
But inside I'm cheerful, no less
When we're happy we're pathetic
But life also gets poetic
So from all those stupid things I said
You can assume that now I'm sad
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Waiting for a new video game to come out (theme by Bluegreen17)
I'm waiting for that new game to come out
I saw a lot of screenshots, know everything about
I'm saving my money since last century
For money I had to go to a penitentiary
But it's okay 'cause I already did my pre-order
And now my agony will last for shorter
If this game dare to come out a flop
I'm sorry, but producers I'll have to chop
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Girls... (them by ChildOfGaming7)
Girls... Are like blossoming trees
When they wave their leaves
Big juicy fruits, you look at them
"In heaven, that's where I am"
They're so perfect, I want one for me
Soft skin, nice hair, now I want three
Just kidding, one would be enough
But not even one accepts my love
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Confusion (theme by PrincesTwilight)
Confusion, such a troublesome stat
When I get confused I'm outta combat
Chances are that you hit yourself with your own slay
So you'd better sit down and wait for it to go away
However, I never get confused
The reason for it will get you amused
When I need to, from the PokéMart I steal
A full-pack of one hundred Full Heals
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Necrophilia (theme by ebbderelict)
Some people think that my job is lame
But once I had to pack a foxy dame
Her white, cold skin was calling me
And I didn't care about who was she
Guess she wouldn't complain if I put "mine"
Nobody was watching, it'd be fine
Doing a corpse felt just so prime
From now on I'll do this all the time
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Wow (theme by nintedoecx, though I'm not sure if he really said "wow" as a theme suggestion)
Wow! That's amazing!
Wow! The bridge's breaking!
Wow! My phone's got a cam!
Wow! I'll put this on YouTube!
Wow! That did not rhyme!
Who cares anyway?
I'm not being paid!
Wow!
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Constipation (theme by lazyhoboguy)
I'm crapping soup, you know?
It feels so disgusting
The water splashes below
And wet my butt-ing
Was it that Easter egg
That looked so vile?
Lucky I brought a mag
This is gonna take a while...
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Friendship... bonds (theme by Thug2Wasteland)
My biggest friendships
Have been destroyed to bits
Okay, it's not that much
But I like acting as such
My best friend ever went to live in Argentina
Bring the loneliness beasts into the arena
I'mma beat them like I beat cocaine
But this void in my chest will remain
P.S.: I never used cocaine. Well, I just used the WORD cocaine for rhyming purposes only.
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Naruto (theme by pecan50)
Naruto, such a nice show
Lots of action, humour and oh!
There are a lot of hot girls in it
And all of them I'd surely hit
Hinata, Tsunade, Kurenai
They're so damn sexy, oh my!
Anko, Sh!zune Sakura and Ino...
They can't be only cartoons, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :lol:
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Zelda (theme by ss4brolyupth)
A blond pointed-eared midget freak
Who cannot even speak
Wearing wacky clothes and a green hat
What kind of hero is that?
I mean, when Princess Zelda is in danger
Who comes to save her is this stranger!
C'mon, say something, oh "chosen one"
Draw your sword and come face me alone!
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End of the world zombie apocalypse! (theme by EarthwormJohnUK)
Yeah! That's what I'm telling you!
They rose up from their graves!
Their skin is greyish blue
And they love going to raves!
Time to use what I learnt in Resident Evil
Shootin' men in the head, grabbing women by the nipple
Oops! That's not ebbderelict's theme anymore
Better run and raid a weapons store
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Cheesecake (theme by Nikki-No-Credit)
I thought cakes were supposed to be sweet
There's sugar in the receipt, and so there's wheat
I never ate a proper cheesecake
For me one you'll have to make
Now I really want to taste it
Cook one for me, Nikki-No-Credit
I beg you, cook one for me, please
But is it actually made with cheese?
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Hobo chase (theme by LuigiRulze)
Right now I'm in the streets
Running from a crazy man
I'm afraid he wants to kill me
But he might be just a fan
Look at those old and dirty threads
A tramp is what comes to our heads
But he's as human as we all
Why can't he go in and shop in the mall?
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GameSpot (theme by Jays_Game)
The spot where gamers are
To meet each others and blog
It's a mix of club and bar
So you know that you can't bring your dog
Here I've met a lot of nice friends
And that's what really transcends
The limits of time and space
Thanks to GS, here's the place!
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Termites (theme by carljohnson3456)
What's that wooden dust on the floor?
There's more of it in every drawer!
Stupid termites eating all my furniture
Moving in here spoiled my fortune
What if they eat my bed while I'm asleep?
And all the dirt I have to sweep?
OK, I'll find where those jerks hide
And flawlessly use the insecticide
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Slipknot (theme by manhunter92)
Nine pairs of wicked eyes
Going crazy beneath the masks
Can you believe those guys
Going crazy beneath the masks?
An awesome band indeed
Just listen to Wait and Bleed!
Pay attention to the pitches and the tones
Slipknot is what blows up my phones
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Paper (theme by shyguy1234)
Paper, oh paper
Paper of all kinds
When we're in the loo
TP takes our minds
On paper ink takes forms
And ideas can be seen
shyguy1234 said "paper"
So this poem is for him
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No theme (theme by Colmillios)
With no theme there's no life
We all must have something to aim
Like I aim house kids and wife
Like small-time people aim fame
With no theme there's no rhyme
Things stop being straight
When mankind see life's sublime
I'm sure it will be too late
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Aiden (them by Aiden12, oops, Aidan129)
Aiden, the most unique of all names
Aiden is to the names as Mario is to games
You say it was a typo, I say it was brilliance
Aiden is the best, others ain't got a chance
The last word is mine, it's decided
My son's name I have chosen
Whatever you say won't change my mind
I'll call him... Jack
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Noob (theme by gormo4)
Noobs are like birds
Who many times have been taught
The secrets of flight
But to the ground they're still brought
Noobs never know when to give in
They always play, but never win
For me noobs equal to frag
Can kill them by shooting at the leg
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Umbilical cord (theme by Xongu)
I use umbilical cords for everything
To tie my shoes and to do skipping
I sell them as erotic whips
And to lasso my woman by her hips
I also love fried umbilical cord
It tastes like squid
What about smoking it?
It's healthier than weed
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With that said, bye and take care. Have a nice week you all :)
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