VERY disappointed. We got some quick views of a few sequels we knew about... new CoD looks decent, new Halo looks... just like every other Halo. I'm sure the 12 year old fanboys are freaking though... more power to em. I could care less. I've never been a big Metal Gear fan, but the game looked impressive. I love the Fable games, but the little preview of Fable 3 was disappointing (though I still have high hopes for the game itself, the preview just didn't show much to excite me). The new Crytec game? Some spartan looking dude... meh. Gears 3 looks pretty cool.
Then it went downhill FAST.
Ok, so we get "Pet The Kitty Cat", "Wii Sports Ripoff (With Bowling!!!)", "Wii Fit Ripoff", "Pretend You're Jumping On A Raft", "Whack Balls Around With Your Body", "Not Mario Kart", "Epileptic Flamer Dancing Revolution Go-time"... WTF is this garbage? I have a Wii... it's cool for parties or playing with a girl, but I don't need another one even if it does it a bit better.
I can watch ESPN on my Xbox. Whoopee. I can watch ESPN on my TV... though I don't because I don't like watching big guys in tights try and jump on each other and sports are for intellectually challenged date rapists (calm down, jocks, I'm joking. Look, a shiny quarter!)
I can tell my Xbox what to do. Whoopee. It's really much easier to push a button. Oh, I can also control the fast forward with my hand.... again, overcomplicating something that works fine as it is.
Oh, sweet I can.... huh? Look at a car? Umm.... yeah. I can go out in my driveway and look at my car. I can play Forza by holding my hands out in front of me? Ok... how do I control speed, shifting, braking? Won't my arms get tired after holding them in front of me for an hour? Again... the controller works fine for this. I don't see this helping immersion at all. STAR WARS!! OMFG I love Star Wars. Seriously. I've even watched the prequels like 10 times. But... this game looks horrible. An on-rails lightsaber game with dated graphics. How do you take Star Wars with 3D spatial recognition motion control and totally f' it up? I dunno, but they did.
Finally... NEW XBOX 360!!! YAAAY AWESOME!!! Oh... wait... that's right... I already have one. I think it's a great move for the company... I really do. They NEEDED to bring out built-in wifi. It's about damn time. But I'm not personally excited about it. I think it looks pretty ugly too, but maybe that's just me.
The gist I got from the whole presentation was "Hey, core gamers!! We have a few sequels coming out. Cool huh? Anyways, you can leave the room now... we'd like to have a little talk with your little sister and your grandma for an hour or so..."
I was really counting on them showing Pre-Natal or Telekinectic (or whatever they're calling it) games for the core gamer... but we got the shaft.
Oh... also... SKITTLES!!!
decepticondevil
This.
At first I thought it would be like Nintendo E3 '09 (which I thought was awesome. lots-a suprises). Then I watched, and I got a little bored. Then the Kinect came on board and I was all like this:
Any ways here's to you Microsoft you deserve it.
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