I'm worried about the Asian market: Origami Bank folded; Bonsai Bank's cutting back it's branches; Kamikaze Bank nose dived; 500 staff at Karate Bank got chopped.

YES PLEASE.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Wit is educated insolence.

Man who drop watch in toilet have sh1tty time.

Man standing on toilet is high on pot.

I wonder what the word for 'bumps' looks like in braille.

Putting the sensual back into non-consensual.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.