Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat instead.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

If my calculations are correct.........Slinky + Escalator = Everlasting Fun.

Aim for the stars. But 1st, aim for their bodygaurds.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

Give a man a match and he will be warm for a minute. Set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.