People say I am too condescending. (That means I treat them like they arestupid.)

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Don't drop out of a skydiving class.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

Did Pandora ever think outside the box?

Using a confusing analogy is like driving a Jeep over a box of doughnuts. It just doesn't make sense.

I started out with nothing......I still have most of it.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.