Gonna buy 400 sheets of A4 and unleash my ORIGARMY! FLY YOU CRAZY SWANS FLY!

Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack.

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

My number is 668: The Neighbour of the Beast.

Of all the words in the english language, who decided to make phonetic an oxymoron?

Saw a field full of cows telling hilarious jokes the other day. They were a laughing stock.

Call me unfashionable but there is something about homosexuality that leaves a nasty taste in my mouth.

Assassins like to do it from behind.

Be kind to dentists. After all, they have fillings too.

Gene Police: "You. Out of the pool."