Pokemon is FUN. You can't really deny it. But as fun as it can be, there's a lot in the pokemon world that doesn't make much sense.
Here are a few that I've noticed.
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1. You can have the strongest team in the world, yet your still the weakest trainer out there. When your team of level 100 legendary pokemon get knocked out, you always faint, black out, fall over, etc. Your the only trainer in the entire world that does that. Trainers you beat can hand you cash, and talk just fine.
2. You should be arrested for pokemon genocide. Think about it. You run out there knocking out countless pokemon to level your own. You need a pokemon center to bring them back to fighting power. So there's thousands upon thousands of pokemon lying dead out there.
3. Everyone is rich. Really. Defeat the school girl twins and they hand you a thousand bucks. If only life was that easy.
4. And on that note, parents in the pokemon world are the worst ever. They let their children run out into the wild and fight. All day, all night.
5. They need to update their police. Officer Jenny must only be around for her looks. (No offense meant to the ladies) How many evil groups have sprung up. From the simple team rocket, to evil people that want to change the surface of the world, all the way to a madman wanting to change how people think. If your trainer just happened to sleep in one day...
6. The news people are stalkers. Think about it. In the latest three installments of pokemon, the news channel will tell the world when your egg hatched, where you caught your latest pokemon and so forth. HOW? I was out in a cave, hiding in a corner and they knew the egg I was holding hatched. It could be worse. This just in. Trainer Ashely got frisky with her Growlithe on Route 34. Well, I'd hope that last part wasn't true...
7. You need a single mother to achieve greatness. Another odd thing, unless I'm mistaken. The trainer never has a dad. (A few installments did. I believe one had the dad as the champion or what not) But still. Why is this mother, who is sweet enough to do anything for her child, (Like letting you run off into the world) alone? WHY?
8. The trainer only has rivals or annoying friends. Need I say more?
9. The trainer is selfish. Well, in a sense. You go out of your way to capture legendary pokemon. One of kind pokemon that the world will never get to see. Unless in a fight.
10. Oh. And trainers can only jump in a certain direction. If the shadows are just right. I'm sure you'll understand that.
Well, I'd put more, but I want to see what people think about it. If you enjoyed it, I'll put more up. Tell me anything you noticed and I'll include it. Enjoy
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