Actually, I came home at 9:30 last night, but you get the point:P

My trip to Xenia, Ohio wasn't exactly a fun one:roll: My sister had the worst time:lol: On Friday, she bought these really dressy and really expensive khaki pants to wear to the party, but on the way there, she spilled some sort of cutacle oil and ketchup on it:lol: She also got her sunglasses stuck in her hair, got her bra strap twisted, and broke her bracelet:roll: What a dork:lol:

We stopped at a Wendys for lunch. My grandma was really embarrassing:oops: She followed my family down because she didn't know the way to Xenia:x When she got her food, she slowly made her way over to our table in the back on the restaurant saying, "Oh where's my babies? I want to sit next to my babies" She was talking about my sister and me:evil::oops: Everyone would look at her, and then look at us, and laugh:evil::oops: I thought I was going to die of embarrassment!!!:(

After we were done eating, I went to the bathroom in the restaurant. It was sooooooooooo disgusting!!!!!!:shock: The floor was all wet, the seat was covered in God knows what, and there was toilet paper all over the floor!!!!:x I turned right back around and stalked out to the car:x I found out later that my grandma was the last one to go in the bathroom and she was the one who made that mess:x GROSS!!!!!

When we finally made it to Xenia, my grandma cut in front of us and tried to lead us to the church where the party was held:roll: She got lost. SUPRISE!:roll: We spent the next half hour trying to find her:x

The party was okay, I guess. It was nice to see my great aunt Judy again, but I didn't know most of my relatives:( I haven't seen them in 5 - 7 years, and they changed alot. Some even had kids now!:shock: The only embarrassing moment for me, was when some relative named Gary asked me what I was drinking and I said Diet Mountain Moo:lol: I meant to say Diet Mountain Dew:lol::oops:

On the way home, I was drinking a can of Diet Mountain Dew, but I started laughing, so the pop went all over the back of the passenger seat!!!:shock::lol: My dad was furious! We had to stop at a rest area to clean it up:roll:

I must have bad luck with bathrooms because, I went into the stall, and the flusher thing was all gooey!!!!:o:x:cry: I ran out of the stall to wash my hands, but the faucet was adjusted so it would squirt all over the person trying to wash their hands:evil: The water got all over my pants and it looked like I wet myself:evil::cry:

I also somehow got a cut on my hand:? I don't know how I got it, but it's about 4 inches long and it keeps bleeding:x It really hurt!:(

Sorry about the long blog post:oops::lol:

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

1. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."

2. Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land. It's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

3. After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

4. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. Whoa!"

5. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell, everything has shifted."

6. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more."

7. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money more than Southwest Airlines."

8. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation. In the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

9. "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

10. "Last one off the plane must clean it."

11. From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately none of them are on this flight."

I forgot to tell you guys what happened at the Orthodontist on Wednesday!!!!:lol: When they work on my teeth, they adjust my chair so that my feet are practically above my head. I sat like that for about 40 minutes, and when I got up and started walking, I got really dizzy and sick. When I told my mom about this on the way home, I said, "I don't know why, but everytime I get out of that chair I feel dick." :lol::lol::lol: I meant to say dizzy, but then I changed my mind and decided to say sick, and it came out "dick":lol: My mom almost crashed the car because she was laughing so hard!!!:lol:

I'm sorry I haven't been on much lately:( My week has been very very stressful:cry:

I've had alot of homework and tests lately. I had a geometry test Tuesday, a biology test yesterday, and an English test today. I also have a vocab test tomorrow:roll: I have a genetic project in biology due tomorrow and I just started working on it yesterday, so I have that to finish:evil: I worked on homework almost all day yesterday. I didn't finish until 10:30!!!!:shock:

I went to the orthodontist yesterday. They are very impressed with how my bottom teeth are turing out and they said I'm getting my top braces on May 23:D At this rate, I should get my braces off in less than a year:D:D:D

I also went to the ear specialist again yesterday:( He doesn't know what is wrong with my ears:evil: He says the eardrums are no longer retracted and bulging around the edges, and there's no way I can still be in pain:evil: I think he's full of sh**! My ears still hurt and ache everyday and I still get my migranes. How can there not be something wrong with me?:cry: He says I'm a medical mystery:cry:

I'm not going to be online this Saturday:cry: I have to go to Zenia, Ohio for a family reunion:evil: My Great Aunt Judy is dying of breast cancer, so this may be the last time I see her alive again:cry: The doctors say there's nothing they can do and she only has less than 5 years left to live:cry::cry::cry:

The following quotes were taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians...

1. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

3. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.

4. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.

5. Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.

6. I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor.

7. The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.

8. The patient refused an autopsy.

9. The patient has no past history of suicides.

10. The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.

11. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

12. The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

13. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

14. The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.

15. The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

16. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

17. She is numb from her toes down.

18. The skin was moist and dry.

19. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

20. Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.

21. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

22. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't want one of these doctors operating on me:lol: I think it'd be safer to do it myself:lol:

I'm sorry about putting two blog posts up in one day, but a friend of mine wants the links to the season 3 eps of Danny Phantom and I can't send them in a PM:evil: I'll have to put them here instead:D

These eps are in order by the way:wink:

Eye for an Eye

http://www.livevideo.com/video/DB5FE0733A0244A0A5A267F30D8E8D8B/danny-phantom-eye-for-an-eye-english-.aspx

Infinite Realms

http://www.livevideo.com/video/landing/652473DA84AE4446ABAF3D244997ACA6/danny-phantom-infinite-realms-english.aspx

Girl's Night Out

http://www.guba.com/watch/2000950060

Torrent of Terror

http://www.guba.com/watch/2000953175

Forever Phantom

http://www.livevideo.com/video/7e8f2990a5014294a7edfdb39dbab32d/fp01.aspx

http://video.google.es/videoplay?docid=791828614916887283

http://video.google.es/videoplay?docid=3015169537555502275

Living Large

http://www.livevideo.com/video/CFDB64E45DD54FE69D94913CE4B5033B/ll-01.aspx

http://www.livevideo.com/video/240320F175034C4CADC2E803C21D1AE8/ll-02.aspx

http://www.livevideo.com/video/1E24A8B9D327494DBAA373B7BD0FDC59/ll-03.aspx

Boxed Up Fury

http://www.livevideo.com/video/landing/19561B46065A47B0A47461866325DAD3/buf-01.aspx

http://www.livevideo.com/video/58FE6A3046B64233AB7FB9F0BE72CE72/buf-02.aspx

http://www.livevideo.com/video/landing/CA65C7613AAC4F85B336CFEB63732797/buf-03.aspx

Frightmare

http://www.livevideo.com/video/6DDCBC1C689D42D38CE691F0DC0C7B17/frightmare-pt-1.aspx

http://www.livevideo.com/video/4C426E25B8BE480C86585EA337ED82D5/danny-phantom-frightmare-pt2.aspx

Claw of the Wild

http://www.livevideo.com/video/CA35463F74EF4D769D6CA46970D5E16B/danny-phantom-claw-of-the-wi.aspx

http://www.livevideo.com/video/C434087B934B4FA79D2A461486A42C19/danny-phantom-claw-of-the-wi.aspx

D-Stabilized

http://www.livevideo.com/video/91C5D059E17D4DAAA3DF350C9B7EA866/danny-phantom-d-stabilized-p.aspx

http://www.livevideo.com/video/E810BF7C708440B0A35C75C467514597/danny-phantom-d-stabilized-p.aspx

Phantom Planet

http://www.livevideo.com/video/4D41D38C03B8458D8D4429B6CE34FF8C/danny-phantom-phantom-planet.aspx

http://www.livevideo.com/video/AAF874B7DBE343A294159F0999584EB2/danny-phantom-phantom-planet.aspx

http://www.livevideo.com/video/CDDF54ED4BC3413284906E51E54A8E38/danny-phantom-phantom-planet.aspx

http://www.livevideo.com/video/0E61180D5C794FD893942AAA5F238BA6/danny-phantom-phantom-planet.aspx

This is to warn men about the future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. For women, this is just a good laugh!:lol::wink:

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes.  "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she
is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not ! faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

I finally have over 200 friends!:shock::D One of my goals was to have 150 friends, but I guess I beat that a long time ago:lol: Thank you all for being my friend:D I like all of you better than my friends at school:lol:

I would include another one of my funny lists on this blog, but I'm at the Danny Phantom forums waiting for Phantom Planet to come on livevideo. I don't have time to type a list:(

Here is a joke though:D:

A guy is walking up to the doctor's office when a nun comes running out screaming and crying. The guy walks in and says, "Doc, what's with the nun?" The doctor says, "Oh, I just told her she's pregnant."  The guy says, "The nun's pregnant?"  The doctor says, "No. But it certainly cured her hiccups."

Have a water drinking contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
While the competition is fun, you probably won't feel too good afterward. To give your event an old western theme, slam the cups upside down on the tables after you have emptied them.

Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?

Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
wonder (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.

Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.

Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.

See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or ( this message was deleted because it's not G rated:wink: ).

Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.

Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.

Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.

Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
(Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?

Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.

Is anyone here superstitious? I am VERY superstitious and I was freaking out all day today at school:shock: I was so afraid something bad would happen to me - and it did:evil::roll::cry: My friends are all fighting again, I caused my team to lose in gym (well I helped us lose because I can't kick to save my soul), I have a migrane, I have a lot of homework, my teacher isn't coming back until May 5, etc. The list could go on and on and on:cry:

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Hurt yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out whe you go shopping.

Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.

Alakard1313: I meant what I said about you scaring me:evil: Say that again, and I swear to God I'm going to report you!!!!:evil::evil::evil: