My sister showed this to me:D It is sooooo cute!:lol: The song kind of gets stuck in your head though...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14X-V-VZePo

I didn't have school today!!!:D:D:D It's really foggy out; I can't even see my fence:shock:

1. I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
2. S.T.U.P.I.D. = Smart Talented Unique Person in Demand
3. One bright morning...in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. They stood back to and faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. The deaf police, heard the noise and came to kill the two dead boys. If you don't believe my story, ask the blind man, he saw it too!
4. A day without sunshine is like night.
5. I swear to drunk I'm not God!
6. If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.
7. I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn't the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn't have thought so much.
8. Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
9. 7/5 of the population doesn't understand fractions.
10. How many time have you committed suicide?
11. You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
12. Quick! What's the number for 911!?
13. Two wrongs don't make a right....but three right make a left. 
14. WARNING: Being too open minded can lead to brains falling out!
15. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
16. Everything is the same only different.
17. Just because I'm stupid doesn't mean I'm dumb.
18. Smoking kills. If you're dead, you lost a very important part of your life.
19. We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
20. I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun!
21. I'm not going to argue, but I am right!
22. I am not drunk, I am precisely intoxicated.
23. May the flying hamsters of doom rain coconuts upon your pitiful city!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!
24. If the right thing is not right, is it left?
25. Are you going to stand there and look stupid all day?
26. If it's not here, it means only one thing...it's somewhere else!
27. Get your feet off my desk! Get out of here! You stink! And we're not going to buy your product!
28. Don't make me slap you with my flip flop!!!
29. I see you're playing stupid again....looks like you're winning too.
30. We gave you a chance, to water the plants. We didn't mean that way, now zip up your pants.
31. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. THE END
32. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' nose.
33. Stupidity is worse than a state of mind....it's also a fruitcake.
34. China is a big country with a lot of Chinese people living there.
35. I'm not stupid, I'm just unsmart!
36. The good news is there's no bad news....the bad news is there's no good news.
37. It's not if you win or lose...it's if you win!
38. Idiots are people who think they can survive a 1000 feet fall with a pair of red underwear and a stupid towel around their neck.
39. DUHHHHHHHHH!!!

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "Uh-oh! I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"
6. Say, "Darn this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain loudly for 30 seconds and then drop a canteloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters."
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops. Could you send that back over here, please?"
12. Say, "Darn! I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I going to do?"
13. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
14. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspiculously lay your "Cross Dressers Anonymous" newletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so that you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

My friends thought this one was hilarious, so I thought I'd show it to you guys:lol:

1. Have a friend in the back seat. Gagged.
2. Roll down you windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
3. Weat snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.
4. Two words: chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Pay the toll for the care behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver.
7. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whoooooooole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the back seat as you drive.
13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, suddenly lock the doors.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at the people often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.
16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numberous car-freshners in the rear view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. Keep at least five cats in the car.
23. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.
24. If a fire truck comes up behind you, pull over, get on the roof of your car, and do a cheer for them as they pass.
25. Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.
26. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
27. Stop and collect roadkill.
28. Stop and pray for roadkill.
29. Stop and cook roadkill.
30. Throw Spam. Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.
31. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down...to...a...stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
32. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're in. When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"
34. Sing without having the radio on.
35. At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off.

HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY!!!

1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels
6. Order in another language.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it until they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water with two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of your car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

Today is my one year anniversary at tv.com:D I can remember getting an account here. It was in the evening. My parents and sister were watching TV in the living room - giving me time on the computer.

I was very obsessive about Danny Phantom:lol: I was on the internet looking for pictures and more information on the show. When I typed 'Danny Phantom' on Google, the Danny Phantom epguides was one of the first choices.

As I was looking on the forums, I discovered other obsessors all talking about the show. I liked the site and got an account here:D

Memories: Fangirl 'fights', DP Fangirl Phighters, fights with my enemies:evil:, people stealing my style of blogs:evil:, level 18 - 60%, 1001 forum posts, 74 blog entries, 100 reviews, 98 friends, 518 submissions, the fourth top contributor of Ben 10, watching Danny Phantom episodes before they air, discussing spoilers, reading fanfics, watching DP fan videos, etc.

Goals for Year 2: 200 reveiws, 150 friends, 2000 forum posts, 1000 submissions, 439 blog entries, level 40.

Quotes

1. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
2. Imagination is more important than knowledge.
3. There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.
4. If a rich man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
5. Success is having a flair for the thing you are doing; knowledge that is not enough, that you have got to have hard work and a certain sense of purpose.

I promised I would do #3 today, so here it is:D

Things to do at Walmart

1. Set all alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: "I think we have a code 3 in housewares" and watch what happens.
4. Put M&Ms on layaway.
5. Move caution wet floor signs to carpet areas.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others you'll invite them in if they bring their own pillows from the bedding department.
7. When someone asks if they can help you, cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right in the video camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
9. Dart around suspiciously while humming the Mission: Impossible them song.
10. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, whisper, "Pick me! Pick me!"
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! Not those voices again!"
12. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "We're out of toilet paper in here!"
13. Take a piece of chocolate to the bathroom, go into a stall and rub it all over your hands. Reach into the stall next to you and say, "There's no toilet paper can you lend me some?"
14. Ride a bike around the store and when people look at you tell them you're taking it for a test drive.
15. Fall to the floor and pretend you're having a fit. When people start to stare, look at them like they're crazy and say, "What are you looking at?"
16. Take up the entire aisle of the toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with GI Joes vs. the X men.
17. Take bets on the battle described above.
18. Attempt to fit in very large duffel bags.
19. Attempt to fit others into very large duffel bags.
20. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much. Ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
21. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
22. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially in really narrow aisles.
23. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of wrapping paper.
24. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window, "The British are coming!"

There was a tie between 'my choice' numbers 1 and 3. I'm choosing to do number 1 today, but I promise I'll do number 3 tomorrow - it's really long and I don't have time to type it:D Thank you all for voting:D:D:D

Annoying Things to do in a Movie Theatre

1. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
2. Every time there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
3. Wear one of those 'Cat in the Hat' top hats.
4. Point a laser pointer on the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Then, shine it in their eyes.
5. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell "Shhh! I'm trying to read!"
6. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
7. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
8. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie; cry during the funny ones.
9. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
10. Sit on the end seat and trip people coming down the stairs.
11. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film, do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
14. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
15. Sit in the front row. The minute the movie starts, run out screaming.
16. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
17. Go, "Ooooooooh...." whenever anyone kisses.
18. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
19. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
20. Whenever the bad guy does something devious, say, "Watch out!"
21. Yell out what is going to happen.
22. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
23. Wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
24. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
25. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

10 Best Excuses when you get Caught Falling Asleep on Your Desk:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen"

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. " I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to help relieve work related stress. Are you discriminatory against people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest math problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk is:

1. "...in Jesus' name. Amen"