My aunt Kelly just had her baby a few minutes ago!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D The baby is a girl and her name is Hannah Elaine. She's 7 pounds, 12 ounces. I can't see her tonight, but I'm going to see her after school tomorrow:D I can't wait!!!!!!!

101. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

102. If God intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.

103. IF ITS TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD

104. If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them?

105. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

106. If you can do the time, you can do the crime.

107. If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.

108. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

109. If you can read this, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!

110. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

111. If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

112. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

113. If you have something to say, raise your hand…. and place it over your mouth.

114. If your gonna be a turd then go lie out in the yard.

115. If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.

116. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

117. I'm not as dumb as you look.

118. I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

119. It's time to pull over and let the air out of your brain.

120. I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.

121. I've lost my phone number - can I have yours?

122. I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met.

123. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

124. Life's too short to dance with ugly men/women.

125. Men are like outhouses, always taken or full of ****!

Hello!:D I'm in English right now, but we're in the computer lab doing criteria writing. I just finished, so I thought I'd come here and see how you guys were doing:D

Nothing interesting happened today:( We had Cardio Day in gym:evil:, we watched a movie in health:D, we took notes and did homework in geometry:cry:, we did the criteria writing in English:), and I'm going to watch a movie in Latin next period:D.

I hope your day was more interesting than mine:lol:

I had a horrible nightmare last night:cry::cry::cry:

My town was like a peninsula and it was surrounded by water on three sides. It was dinner time and most families were outside having a picnic because the weather was so nice; except for some people who chose to go swimming instead.

I was walking around the town and enjoying the sound of laughter and continuous chatter when this greenish looking ghost came out of the water and started muttering to himself.

He must not have seen me because he went on talking. He looked around at all the families and muttered, "Someday I'll kill them all and get them back for what they did to me..." He then started to drift across the water continuing to mutter to himself.

It was then that everything changed. Night fell, and the screaming started. The water was still and quiet, and no longer swirling with the wind. The people in the water stopped splashing and swimming and just sort of floated there; as if dead. The people around me started to scream and jump into the water to help them.

It was then that I saw it: a greenish looking chemical making its way through the water and towards my town. When the chemical touched the people, they stopped swimming. I knew they were dead and that the green chemical had come from the ghost.

They screaming continued, but it mixed with the sounds of crying and moaning. I knew my town was doomed and we would all die if we didn't leave. I tried to scream to get everyone's attention and warn them, but their attention was on something behind me.

I looked around and saw him; the green ghost who thrust this horror upon my town. He was floating around the streets; touching people. When he touched them, they dropped dead. Everyone around me ran screaming to the only place left to hide - the water. When they touched the water, they immediately fell down and drowned.

The ghost saw me, and started to make his way to me. I took off running across the field and tried to make it to the next town.

When I got there, I risked looking back to see if he was still following me. He wasn't, but my town now had a glow about it. A sort of greenish glow that reached up to the heavens.

I got on the sidewalk and ran into the neighborhood. It was quiet here, with not a soul in sight. I could still hear the screaming and crying from my town. It was so loud, that it was as if they were screaming right in my ear.

I continued to run, but then the greenish glow of my town turned red. I stopped running and looked in horror as the red glow got brighter and the screaming grew louder. And then all was quiet. There was no more screaming - only silence.

I fell on my knees and began to cry; knowing that my family and friends were dead and that I'd never hear the laughter and continuous chatter again.

In case you forgot, these are actual bumper stickers sold in the United States.

51. Everything I need to know I learned in prison.

52. Every time you speak you make someone dumber for listening to you.

53. Faster than a speeding ticket.

54. Fat people are hard to kidnap.

55. First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and then the suffering...

56. Flies spread disease, keep yours closed!

57. Follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school in your underwear.

58. For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.

59. Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.

60. Go Braless! It will pull the wrinkles from your face.

61. Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.

62. God must love stupid people...he made so many!

63. Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.

64. Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Man

65. HELP, I AM LOST AND CANNOT FIND MY BEER!

66. Honk If Anything Falls Off

67. Honk if you are blond.

68. Honk if you haven't slept with Clinton!

69. Honk if you love boy bands - then drive into a tree.

70. Honk If You Want To See My Finger!

71. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.

72. House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

73. How about never? Is never good for you?

74. Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

75. I admire gay men, they leave more women for me!

I just got back from the doctor's office. My ears have been bothering me ever since I got this stupid cold and it caused me to have an ear infection in both ears:cry: I have to take this medicine four times a day for ten days:evil:

Remember my friend, Cassie? She's the one I mentioned in my first blog posts. Well, if you don't remember her, she's the one who was diagnosed with Leukemia just a couple months ago:cry: She came to school today to visit her teachers and let them all know she's okay. I saw her in the hallway and when she saw me, she gave me a great big hug and told me about her doctor visits and the medication she's on. It was great to see her again!:D

There are still some bumper sticker sayings I need to post, but I need to go through them and pick out 25 more (some are very inappropriate and I don't want to post them:lol:) and I didn't have time since I had to go to the doctor in a hurry. So, here are some proverbs instead:

1. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

2. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

3. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

4. He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

5. Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.

6. Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

7. He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

8. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

9. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

10. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

11. A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

12. You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

13. Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.

14. He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.

15. If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

16. Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

17. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

18. Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own.

19. Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

20. Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.

21. Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

22. Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

23. I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

24. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

25. Patience will come to those who wait for it.

26. A friend is someone who doesn't like the same people you do.

27. Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

28. Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots.

29. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

30. A new broom sweeps clean, but the old brush knows all the corners.

31. A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.

32. A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.

33. A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion.

Totally_Asje: Thank you for your comment about my profile:D:D:D

This is part 2 of the bumper stickers:D

26. AMERICA-Love It Or Leave It!

27. Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.

28. Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education.

29. Anything Free Is Worth What You Pay For It

30. BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!

31. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

32. Beer: Making woman look better since 1965.

33. Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!

34. Bite Me!

35. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!??

36. Cat: The Other White Meat.

37. Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.

38. Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?

39. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

40. DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.

41. Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.

42. Do unto others before they do unto you.

43. Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.

44. Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

45. Don't steal, the government hates competition.

46. DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!

47. Earth Is The Insane Asylum For The Universe

48. Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery

49. Ever Stop To Think And Forget To Start Again?

50. Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion

These are actual bumber stickers. Some are cruel, but others are really funny:D I'm not exactly sure how many parts there will be to this one. There's too many to count!

1. Caution: I drive like you do!

2. Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

3. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

4. I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...

5. I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason

6. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go

7. "Watch out for the idiot behind me!"

8. Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!

9. I break for........................OH **** NO BRAKES!

10. All men are idiots, and I married their king.

11. Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

12. If you're rich, I’m single!

13. IF THIS STICKER IS GETTING SMALLER, THE LIGHT IS PROBABLY GREEN

14. YOUR TURN SIGNAL IS STILL ON

15. I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want?

16. They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!

17. (Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.

18. 0-60 in 15 minutes!

19. 186,000 Miles/Second: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law!

20. A day without sunshine is like, night.

21. A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.

22. Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

23. According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

24. Adults are just kids with money.

25. All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.